Death to Mr. Jiggles
Note: This is a fic based on THE MONSTERS, not the characters from Yu-Gi-Oh. Oh yeah, this is an Anti JigglyPuff fic. So if you're a fan of that singing pokemon...BEWARE OF THE WRATH OF THE DARK MAGICIAN!!! MEE HEE HEE HEE HEEE!!!!
Actually, this was a fic based on someone writting the fic in the Smash Bros. where was it was all the Smashers trying to get rid of the pink puffball from Hell. Email me if you know who that author was.
And to answer some reviews:
-No. Chi Chi is going to be one fighting Pegasus, NOT KABIA-BOY!! He's tied up with Yami Bakura at the moment. ^^;; Oh yeah, Pegasus has the eye...so this is going to be a really funny battle kids.
-The Dark Magician and the Celtic Guardian is owed by Yugi.
-Of course Kaiba is mean...he really hates Toons, a lot.
-No. You can't have Chi Chi. If you only slept for 3 hours and wake up afterwards having a dream of a Blue Eyes Toon Dragon who craves Strawberry Breakfast Buritos, then we'll take about the ownership of Chi Chi.
-Okay, who's the bloody (CENSORED!!!) that said Sailor Moon "sucks" and the creator should be destroyed?!!! I've got Galixia, Jupiter, Saturn, Pluto, and Mars right here who would like to speak to you...NOW.
**shows ther four pretty suited senshi figures powering up their Super attacks and looking evily pissed off**
****
The Dark Rabbit was reading a documentation before the latest duel was about to begin.
"As hearby reading the agreement to this duel," the black bunny began, "the claim victor shall win the following. If Pegasus is the victor, he shall have the legal right to owe Seto Kaiba and Yami Bakura as his personal servants for the rest of their lives. If Chi Chi is the victor, there shall be a grand beach bash in the Duelist Kingdom for us loyal Toons and our friends, the Smashers...at Kaiba-boy's expense."
"You know," Yami Bakura muttered, "I think I'm starting to hate Toons now."
"Shut up," Seto growled as he tried to struggle from the ropes, "just shut up."
The Dark Rabbit looked around as he was holding onto the legal documentation that Chi Chi and Pegasus agreed to sign upon before partaking in this ridiculious duel.
"Wow," the Dark Rabbit said, "either way this duel goes, Kaiba-boy gets screwed in the end anyways. Since I see no one rejecting this legal agreement. It's time to....DDDDDUUUUUUEEEEEELLLLL, kids!!!!!!"
The Dark Rabbit then scamper away, returning to card form and back to Pegasus' deck of cards. The two players had taken their position on the dueling grounds. Chi Chi needed a little help to get on it since everytime he managed to get on, he would fall back down.
That problem was instantly solved with a dragon booster seat. Seto then took a glimpe at the demented Blue Eyes Toon Dragon.
"I'll kill you if you loose," Seto said, "and I'll even kill you if you win."
Chi Chi replied to Seto by blowing a raspberry at his old master's face.
****
Dark was coming back to his senses once again. The scotch was dying out and he was back to his sober self once more. As he groogly started to wake up, he noticed that one of his wrists was handcuffed to the bedpost.
Oh yeah, he then relized that THIS WAS NOT HIS OWN BED. He also noticed his lovely violet armour and clothing were parted away from him...
Leaving a nude violet haired black mage handcuffed to the bed.
Sweatdrops began to run down his face as he began to struggle violently, trying to escape this bed. If he had his staff with him, he can easily break free from this bed, but even that was parted away from him!!!
Damnit! What if the Amazons got him and decided they needed to "mate" with him? It happened once! Or what if he was finally cornered and maned by some rabid fangirl??
This caused "Darky" to struggle harder to break that stupid handcuff. Fangirls were very dangerous demonic female creatures. Everyone in the Shadow Realm were afraid of them, even the Toons too.
Then the door swung open, causing the panicking mage to calm down. He gave himself a sigh of relief since he knew who that person was. It was the Celtic Guardian at the doorway, who was holding some various items that the Dark Magician did not notice...
Yet.
"Celtic!" the Dark Magician cried out, "By Ra! You've come! Some demented fangirl trapped me in this mess! I bet she was hired by that damn Mr. Jiggles!!! Please get me out of here right away!"
"Yeah..." the Celtic Guardian replied as he approached the nude mage, "I'm here to save you. It's going to be okay."
"Thanks. The sooner I'm out of here, the sooner I can obliberate that damn puffball!!! I knew that little thing was viciously evil and..."
The magician then reliezed that the blonde hair elven warrior had other plans in mind, like making that damn handcuff tighter. What the Ra?!!! He also saw what the Celtic Guardian was really carrying...
Scented oils, lubricants, delightful sex toys, and flavoured condoms that the elf guardian placed upon the night table that was next to the bed. Oh Ra...
The Dark Magician then looked at the Celtic Guardian, who was looking upon the violet beauty with his soft amber eyes.
"Celtic..." the Dark Magician asked, "what is the meaning of all of this?"
The Celtic Guardian started to flustered a shade of red as he lowered himself to face the violet haired mage face to face. His hands had felt the soft skin on the violet hair mage. Oh Ra, how much the elven warrior wanted this lovely nude beauty to his own once and for all!!!
"I always wanted you Dark-y," Celtic replied, "ever since you were on the battlefield. I always had dreamed to see you again. And now, I'm going to make you mine. I'm not under Malik's or Mr. Jiggles' control. I just want you...badly."
Before the magician could reply, the Celtic Guardian grabbed onto the magician, pressing his lips onto his violet dark beauty's lips...claiming his new found lover.
****
Mr. Jiggles was having fun.
Since Darky wasn't around to toture, Mr. Jiggles developed a new hobby...
Mr. Jiggles was doodling on all those boyband posters that covered the wall. He hated singers a lot. He wanted to become the greatest singer ever...so he had fun demolishing all of Dark Magician Girl's memorbilia.
Then she entered the room.
"Hey Mr. Jiggles," the Dark Magician Girl cried, "I got a new black..."
Her cute innocent childlike smile faded away. She saw her entire room, the shrine devoted to boy bands were all covered by the dark
"Puff!" Mr. Jiggles cried.
She looked at the puffball with beady green eyes. She dropped her bags and gripped onto her rod. A felt marker was all over their faces. She even saw her limited edition Justin doll onto the floor, maned to bits.
Justin...
She had dreams of marrying that guy now that silicon whore was no more plaguing his innocent. Now, that could never happen.
She then pointed her rod at Mr. Jiggles, glaring at him with her dark emerald eyes. This is probably why she was considered to be the sister of one of the most powerful spellcaster in the Shadow Realm.
"YOU HURT MY JUSTIN!!!!" the Dark Magician Girl screamed as she unleashed her signature "Burning Black Magic" attack at the Puffball from Hell. It wasn't as strong as Oni-chan's attacks, but thinking of her beloved "Justin" now dead caused her to boost her attack from 2000 to a whooping 6000.
"JIGGLYPUFF!!!" Mr. Jigglies cried out as he was alienated from the Shadow Realm forever.
No more did that pink puffball dare show up his face to torment the users of the black arts with his hynotic singing voice ever again.
And that's how Mr. Jiggles was no more.
****
Next Chappie: Chi Chi vs. Pegasus. Can someone email me to give me info on Pegasus deck? Or how the Hell am gonna write a duel against Toon vs. Maker? Ideas anyone?
-The Clow Hatter
Note: This is a fic based on THE MONSTERS, not the characters from Yu-Gi-Oh. Oh yeah, this is an Anti JigglyPuff fic. So if you're a fan of that singing pokemon...BEWARE OF THE WRATH OF THE DARK MAGICIAN!!! MEE HEE HEE HEE HEEE!!!!
Actually, this was a fic based on someone writting the fic in the Smash Bros. where was it was all the Smashers trying to get rid of the pink puffball from Hell. Email me if you know who that author was.
And to answer some reviews:
-No. Chi Chi is going to be one fighting Pegasus, NOT KABIA-BOY!! He's tied up with Yami Bakura at the moment. ^^;; Oh yeah, Pegasus has the eye...so this is going to be a really funny battle kids.
-The Dark Magician and the Celtic Guardian is owed by Yugi.
-Of course Kaiba is mean...he really hates Toons, a lot.
-No. You can't have Chi Chi. If you only slept for 3 hours and wake up afterwards having a dream of a Blue Eyes Toon Dragon who craves Strawberry Breakfast Buritos, then we'll take about the ownership of Chi Chi.
-Okay, who's the bloody (CENSORED!!!) that said Sailor Moon "sucks" and the creator should be destroyed?!!! I've got Galixia, Jupiter, Saturn, Pluto, and Mars right here who would like to speak to you...NOW.
**shows ther four pretty suited senshi figures powering up their Super attacks and looking evily pissed off**
****
The Dark Rabbit was reading a documentation before the latest duel was about to begin.
"As hearby reading the agreement to this duel," the black bunny began, "the claim victor shall win the following. If Pegasus is the victor, he shall have the legal right to owe Seto Kaiba and Yami Bakura as his personal servants for the rest of their lives. If Chi Chi is the victor, there shall be a grand beach bash in the Duelist Kingdom for us loyal Toons and our friends, the Smashers...at Kaiba-boy's expense."
"You know," Yami Bakura muttered, "I think I'm starting to hate Toons now."
"Shut up," Seto growled as he tried to struggle from the ropes, "just shut up."
The Dark Rabbit looked around as he was holding onto the legal documentation that Chi Chi and Pegasus agreed to sign upon before partaking in this ridiculious duel.
"Wow," the Dark Rabbit said, "either way this duel goes, Kaiba-boy gets screwed in the end anyways. Since I see no one rejecting this legal agreement. It's time to....DDDDDUUUUUUEEEEEELLLLL, kids!!!!!!"
The Dark Rabbit then scamper away, returning to card form and back to Pegasus' deck of cards. The two players had taken their position on the dueling grounds. Chi Chi needed a little help to get on it since everytime he managed to get on, he would fall back down.
That problem was instantly solved with a dragon booster seat. Seto then took a glimpe at the demented Blue Eyes Toon Dragon.
"I'll kill you if you loose," Seto said, "and I'll even kill you if you win."
Chi Chi replied to Seto by blowing a raspberry at his old master's face.
****
Dark was coming back to his senses once again. The scotch was dying out and he was back to his sober self once more. As he groogly started to wake up, he noticed that one of his wrists was handcuffed to the bedpost.
Oh yeah, he then relized that THIS WAS NOT HIS OWN BED. He also noticed his lovely violet armour and clothing were parted away from him...
Leaving a nude violet haired black mage handcuffed to the bed.
Sweatdrops began to run down his face as he began to struggle violently, trying to escape this bed. If he had his staff with him, he can easily break free from this bed, but even that was parted away from him!!!
Damnit! What if the Amazons got him and decided they needed to "mate" with him? It happened once! Or what if he was finally cornered and maned by some rabid fangirl??
This caused "Darky" to struggle harder to break that stupid handcuff. Fangirls were very dangerous demonic female creatures. Everyone in the Shadow Realm were afraid of them, even the Toons too.
Then the door swung open, causing the panicking mage to calm down. He gave himself a sigh of relief since he knew who that person was. It was the Celtic Guardian at the doorway, who was holding some various items that the Dark Magician did not notice...
Yet.
"Celtic!" the Dark Magician cried out, "By Ra! You've come! Some demented fangirl trapped me in this mess! I bet she was hired by that damn Mr. Jiggles!!! Please get me out of here right away!"
"Yeah..." the Celtic Guardian replied as he approached the nude mage, "I'm here to save you. It's going to be okay."
"Thanks. The sooner I'm out of here, the sooner I can obliberate that damn puffball!!! I knew that little thing was viciously evil and..."
The magician then reliezed that the blonde hair elven warrior had other plans in mind, like making that damn handcuff tighter. What the Ra?!!! He also saw what the Celtic Guardian was really carrying...
Scented oils, lubricants, delightful sex toys, and flavoured condoms that the elf guardian placed upon the night table that was next to the bed. Oh Ra...
The Dark Magician then looked at the Celtic Guardian, who was looking upon the violet beauty with his soft amber eyes.
"Celtic..." the Dark Magician asked, "what is the meaning of all of this?"
The Celtic Guardian started to flustered a shade of red as he lowered himself to face the violet haired mage face to face. His hands had felt the soft skin on the violet hair mage. Oh Ra, how much the elven warrior wanted this lovely nude beauty to his own once and for all!!!
"I always wanted you Dark-y," Celtic replied, "ever since you were on the battlefield. I always had dreamed to see you again. And now, I'm going to make you mine. I'm not under Malik's or Mr. Jiggles' control. I just want you...badly."
Before the magician could reply, the Celtic Guardian grabbed onto the magician, pressing his lips onto his violet dark beauty's lips...claiming his new found lover.
****
Mr. Jiggles was having fun.
Since Darky wasn't around to toture, Mr. Jiggles developed a new hobby...
Mr. Jiggles was doodling on all those boyband posters that covered the wall. He hated singers a lot. He wanted to become the greatest singer ever...so he had fun demolishing all of Dark Magician Girl's memorbilia.
Then she entered the room.
"Hey Mr. Jiggles," the Dark Magician Girl cried, "I got a new black..."
Her cute innocent childlike smile faded away. She saw her entire room, the shrine devoted to boy bands were all covered by the dark
"Puff!" Mr. Jiggles cried.
She looked at the puffball with beady green eyes. She dropped her bags and gripped onto her rod. A felt marker was all over their faces. She even saw her limited edition Justin doll onto the floor, maned to bits.
Justin...
She had dreams of marrying that guy now that silicon whore was no more plaguing his innocent. Now, that could never happen.
She then pointed her rod at Mr. Jiggles, glaring at him with her dark emerald eyes. This is probably why she was considered to be the sister of one of the most powerful spellcaster in the Shadow Realm.
"YOU HURT MY JUSTIN!!!!" the Dark Magician Girl screamed as she unleashed her signature "Burning Black Magic" attack at the Puffball from Hell. It wasn't as strong as Oni-chan's attacks, but thinking of her beloved "Justin" now dead caused her to boost her attack from 2000 to a whooping 6000.
"JIGGLYPUFF!!!" Mr. Jigglies cried out as he was alienated from the Shadow Realm forever.
No more did that pink puffball dare show up his face to torment the users of the black arts with his hynotic singing voice ever again.
And that's how Mr. Jiggles was no more.
****
Next Chappie: Chi Chi vs. Pegasus. Can someone email me to give me info on Pegasus deck? Or how the Hell am gonna write a duel against Toon vs. Maker? Ideas anyone?
-The Clow Hatter