Death to Mr. Jiggles
Note: This is a fic based on THE MONSTERS, not the characters from Yu-Gi-Oh. Oh yeah, this is an Anti JigglyPuff fic. So if you're a fan of that singing pokemon...BEWARE OF THE WRATH OF THE DARK MAGICIAN!!! MEE HEE HEE HEE HEEE!!!! The Smashers are owed by Nintendo.
Ladies and Gentleman, it's the battle all Toons and fellow duelists were waiting for...probably the greatest fight of the year.
Chi Chi vs. Pegasus. Enjoy.
****
This was it.
Everything was at stake. The battle between Creater and...er...Three Foot Tall Toon Dragon was about to unfold.
"We're counting on you Chi Chi!" the Dark Rabbit cried as he was dressed up in Joey's get-up.
"You can do it, Chi Chi!" one of the Toon Gemini Elves dressed up as Tea, "Believe in the power of friendship!"
"And then we'll party all night long and get fully drunk on Pegasus' front lawn!" The Toon Archery Girl cried as she was dressed up as Mai. (How the hell did she get out of her oyster shell? O.o???)
"Someone please kill me," Seto muttered as he looked at the toons. Sure, he could handle one of his legendary Blue Eyes White Dragon that became a Toon and wants to stay Toon, who is now dueling Pegasus...
But he couldn't handle the rest of the Toons cosplaying and acting like Yugi and his travelling gang of idiots!!!
Yami Bakura glared at the Toon creature that was impersonating his lighter half.
"At least you could have been more whimper!!!" Yami Bakura cried.
"But I like Ryo..." the other Toon Gemini Elf replied as she was dressed up as the white hair yami's lighter half, "and plus I get dibs on the eye if Chi Chi wins."
"THE EYE BELONGS TO ME, YOU PINT SIZE BITC...."
WHAM!!!
The criminally insane white hair Yami was silenced by the Manga Ryu Ran and his pretty large mallet of mass destruction.
"You're a meanie," Manga Ryu Ran replied as the relentless tomb robber slumped onto the cold hard floor with a thud and only to reveal a large bump on his head.
"This is Hell," Seto said to himself.
****
So after having shown their affection with each other, the two dueling monsters began their "fun". I'm not going to tell you what type of "fun" it is since this is a PG-13 rated fic and I tend to keep it like that.
So I'll just say that Celtic was "riding" the Dark Magician real good.
Then, as the two monsters were about to reach their climatic orgasm state of intense pleasure...the door swung open.
"Dark Magician," Yami said, "I was cal..."
Yami froze as he saw his favourite creatures doing "it". The two creatures turn their heads to face their beloved Master.
"WHAT IN RA'S NAME ARE YOU TWO DOING?!!" Yami cried out, "DON'T YOU KNOW WE HAVE CHILDREN READING THIS FIC?!!"
"Oh shoot..." Celtic replied.
"Yami..." Yugi muttered in the puzzle, "what's going on? Why are you yelling? Can I see?"
The puzzle then reverted back to Yugi once more who gazed at what was going on right now.
The young tri-color hair boy ran away screaming for his life while the two monsters were still watching. Then his Yami went after him, trying to calm down his tramatized aibou.
"I don't think we'll be in the duels for a while," Dark commented.
****
And so the duel began.
Chi Chi started off by placing one of his creature onto the field into defense mood and he place a card face down as Pegasus did also the same with his creatures and smirk. Chi Chi was then whimpering as he look at his new master. The blue eyes toon dragon was on a chain leash.
"Chi Chi," she said, "this is only to protect you from when Pegasus draws out Toon World. This leash is to restrain you from not getting yourself caught in a Dragon Capture Jar."
Chi Chi gave a large whimpering cry as he gave his master the sad puppy dog look.
"No Chi Chi!!!" she cried, "I'm not going to loosen this leash up! You think I'm that stupid?!"
"Just give the poor thing what he wants," Pegeasus chuckled as he placed his most famous magic card onto the field.
Toon World.
The mystical "Toon World" revealed itself once more onto the playing field, causing Chi Chi and the Toons to look at it with such amazement and gaze the the cty that came out of the pages of the book. Chi Chi wapped his tail furiously as he gazed at the city.
This means he can now come into play now.
"IT'S JUST A BIG STUPID POP UP BOOK, YA MORONS!!!" Seto yelled out.
WHAM!!!
Seto then suffered the same fate as Yami Bakura. No one shall ever mess with a Toon who carries a very large mallet of mass destruction.
The Dark Rabbit, who was dressed as Joey, looked at Manga Ryu Ran.
"Why did you do that for?" the Dark Rabbit asked, "We could have shoved him in a sick derange yaoi story of him screwing bunnies and take over in such a way that like in Mission Impossible."
"He insulted our home," the egg-shell wearing dragon replied, "I don't like him. He's just as mean as Yami Bakura was."
One of the Toon Gemini Elves looked towards the knocked out boys.
"I hope they wake up," The Toon Gemini Elf who was dressed up as Ryou said, "I think I'm starting to like them...getting hurt, that is."
****
Chi Chi was gazing at the magical card. He knew he had a way to get rid of this card...
But he didn't use it.
"Chi Chi!!" his new owner cried, "Don't fall for it!!!"
Chi Chi tried to focus himself on the game he was dueling. Then Pegasus pulled out another creature and placed in attack mood.
"Oh Chi Chi..." the creature chanted.
The three foot tall dragon looked ahead and started to loose control. It was the Toon Dark Elf.
Okay, screw the rules!!!
Chi Chi saw that hot babe on Pegasus' grounds and he wanted her. His cards that were in his clawlike hands were flown all over the place as he jumped onto the field and headed towards the love of his life...
Yet Chi Chi still couldn't reach her. He then found out why.
His owner still had him on the chained leash, trying to pull the midguided Toon back to his seat.
"Chi Chi!" she cried out, "Stop this!! It's a trap!! He's luring you into the battlefield, you got to..."
Too late.
Chi Chi turned his tail into sissors that could cut steel chains and broke free from his leash. He dashed towards the lovely attractive Dark Elf as he carried roses in one claw and chocolates in the other.
Pegasus smirked as he reveal the trap card, the Dragon Capture Jar.
"CHI CHI!!!" she yelled out.
The three foot tall toon dragon realized his master was right and was far too late to retreat. The Toon Dark Elf sidestepped as the blinded by love dragon passed by her and was going to be sealed up by that cursed jar. She chuckled in glee as Chi Chi was going be stuck in defense mode for the rest of his life.
Or was he?
****
As long as Pegasus played this game, this is the first time ever he noticed this happening!!
The Dragon Capture Jar did managed to capture the three foot tall white dragon but not entirely as it expected to do...
Half of Chi Chi was in the jar while the rest of the dragon was waving his hind legs and tail uncontrorablely. Apparently, due to Chi Chi addiction to those warmy delicious burritos, Chi Chi gained enough weight to cause him to get stuck in the round rim of the Dragon Capture Jar so he can not be fully encased in the jar.
"Impossible!" Pegasus cried out as he saw the jar, "That jar should had capture the whole dragon!!"
"Never underestimate the power of eating burritos," the owner said.
Chi Chi grunted and groan as he tried to pull that stupid jar off the upper part of his body while Pegasus just watched. So did the Toon Dark Elf.
"All right Chi Chi!!" the Dark Rabbit cried out, "You're da Toon!!"
"Chi Chi..." the owner muttered as she clasped her hands. She was glad the dragon she found was still all right.
But how can the three foot tall Toon dragon still play now? Half of him was still stuck in that vicious jar while the other half was waving uncontrolabally.
No problem. Just whip out the Dragon Piper.
The bizarre jarlike creature began to play his nicely decorated flute. It managed to calm down the dragon who was stuck in the Dragon Capture Jar.
But it did not free him. Chi Chi's whines were starting to sound really really pathetic as half of him was still incased in that jar.
Okay...time for Plan B.
The Dragon Piper pulled a crowbar and nudge it between Chi Chi and the jar. He then used the crowbar as a lever to free the whinning dragon.
After doing that to free the captive dragon, Chi Chi went flying out from the jar...
And smacked right into the wall that was across the room!!!!
"CHI CHI!!!" his owner cried out as she saw the dragon sliding down the wall.
The white dragon had taken enough damage and done lot more around the mansion. Every Toon that was watching cringed as Chi Chi started to get up from the damage he created ad he started crying. The roses and chocolates he was gonna give to the elf were in ruins!
Pegasus then turned to face the owner of the wailing Blue Eyes.
"Is your creature admiting defeat?" Pegasus asked.
"No..." his owner replied, "Chi Chi just feels heart broken just now. Poor guy. If Seto hadn't been a bastard to him, he would be a better play..."
Then Chi Chi mad a mad dash towards that hot elf chick once more as he sprayed himself with scented colongue and stuff. Of course any loving lady will adore a simple kiss from such a great and legendary creature.
He flew towards the elven maiden with his eyes closed as he was about to press his slightly scaley lips on a warm soft elf.
The Toon Dark Elf quickly dodged the love sick dragon causing Chi Chi to smack his lips upon someone else.
That someone else was Pegasus.
Both of them were knock down.
****
The Toons' faces had their mouths handing and their eyes wide open, speechless of what happened right now. They weren't the only ones...
Pegasus' guards almost dropped their guns that they were carrying, shocked of what that Blue Eyes Toon Dragon can do.
It took a few minutes until someone managed to talk.
"So who won?" The Toon Archery Girl asked.
"Well Pegasus didn't win..." one of the Toon Gemini Elves cried.
"Yet nor did Chi Chi..." the other Toon Gemini Elf replied.
"So...that means..."
The Dark Rabbit began throwing confetti into the air and balloons appeared behind the black bunny.
"We get our beach bash and torture Kabia-boy at the same time!" the Dark Rabbit cried.
"YAY!!!" was the euthusic replies from the Toons.
****
And so forth on the following days ahead, the Toons created more damage that anyone could possible imagine that could be done in the Duelist Kingdom. Everyone was invited, Duel Monster, Dueliest, and Smasher...
After a while, the Celtic Guardian and the Dark Magician created a compassionate relationship with each other. Dark Magician Girl made new friends with Zelda, Peach, and Daisy. Link and the Flaming Swordsman got into a fight. Tea manged to hook up with her old boy toy Roy causing the tri-color hair Yugi lonely being once more as Captain Falcon flirted with the Harpie Ladies.
Pikachu went searching for JigglyPuff, but got eletricuted by Summon Skull who mistaken him for a rat.
Well, there was food, music, hot babes, bishonen...
Perhaps Pegasus will finally managed to be popular...for once!!!
And everyone was happy, well sorta.
"I am going to kill that Blue Eyes if it's the last thing I do!!" Seto yelled as he was being chased down by a hoard of wild untamed females who were after him and Yami Bakura.
"Just shut up and run!!" Yami Bakura hissed, "They're FAN-GIRLS!!!"
So the two boys were chased down by the vicious heard of fangirls as they ran off into the sunset.
Chi Chi grinned happily. He then taken a sip of his pina colata once more as he snickered. Finally, Kaiba-boy got what he deserved.
And the world was safe from vile Pokemon creatures once more, especially that Mr. Jiggles.
THE END
Note: This is a fic based on THE MONSTERS, not the characters from Yu-Gi-Oh. Oh yeah, this is an Anti JigglyPuff fic. So if you're a fan of that singing pokemon...BEWARE OF THE WRATH OF THE DARK MAGICIAN!!! MEE HEE HEE HEE HEEE!!!! The Smashers are owed by Nintendo.
Ladies and Gentleman, it's the battle all Toons and fellow duelists were waiting for...probably the greatest fight of the year.
Chi Chi vs. Pegasus. Enjoy.
****
This was it.
Everything was at stake. The battle between Creater and...er...Three Foot Tall Toon Dragon was about to unfold.
"We're counting on you Chi Chi!" the Dark Rabbit cried as he was dressed up in Joey's get-up.
"You can do it, Chi Chi!" one of the Toon Gemini Elves dressed up as Tea, "Believe in the power of friendship!"
"And then we'll party all night long and get fully drunk on Pegasus' front lawn!" The Toon Archery Girl cried as she was dressed up as Mai. (How the hell did she get out of her oyster shell? O.o???)
"Someone please kill me," Seto muttered as he looked at the toons. Sure, he could handle one of his legendary Blue Eyes White Dragon that became a Toon and wants to stay Toon, who is now dueling Pegasus...
But he couldn't handle the rest of the Toons cosplaying and acting like Yugi and his travelling gang of idiots!!!
Yami Bakura glared at the Toon creature that was impersonating his lighter half.
"At least you could have been more whimper!!!" Yami Bakura cried.
"But I like Ryo..." the other Toon Gemini Elf replied as she was dressed up as the white hair yami's lighter half, "and plus I get dibs on the eye if Chi Chi wins."
"THE EYE BELONGS TO ME, YOU PINT SIZE BITC...."
WHAM!!!
The criminally insane white hair Yami was silenced by the Manga Ryu Ran and his pretty large mallet of mass destruction.
"You're a meanie," Manga Ryu Ran replied as the relentless tomb robber slumped onto the cold hard floor with a thud and only to reveal a large bump on his head.
"This is Hell," Seto said to himself.
****
So after having shown their affection with each other, the two dueling monsters began their "fun". I'm not going to tell you what type of "fun" it is since this is a PG-13 rated fic and I tend to keep it like that.
So I'll just say that Celtic was "riding" the Dark Magician real good.
Then, as the two monsters were about to reach their climatic orgasm state of intense pleasure...the door swung open.
"Dark Magician," Yami said, "I was cal..."
Yami froze as he saw his favourite creatures doing "it". The two creatures turn their heads to face their beloved Master.
"WHAT IN RA'S NAME ARE YOU TWO DOING?!!" Yami cried out, "DON'T YOU KNOW WE HAVE CHILDREN READING THIS FIC?!!"
"Oh shoot..." Celtic replied.
"Yami..." Yugi muttered in the puzzle, "what's going on? Why are you yelling? Can I see?"
The puzzle then reverted back to Yugi once more who gazed at what was going on right now.
The young tri-color hair boy ran away screaming for his life while the two monsters were still watching. Then his Yami went after him, trying to calm down his tramatized aibou.
"I don't think we'll be in the duels for a while," Dark commented.
****
And so the duel began.
Chi Chi started off by placing one of his creature onto the field into defense mood and he place a card face down as Pegasus did also the same with his creatures and smirk. Chi Chi was then whimpering as he look at his new master. The blue eyes toon dragon was on a chain leash.
"Chi Chi," she said, "this is only to protect you from when Pegasus draws out Toon World. This leash is to restrain you from not getting yourself caught in a Dragon Capture Jar."
Chi Chi gave a large whimpering cry as he gave his master the sad puppy dog look.
"No Chi Chi!!!" she cried, "I'm not going to loosen this leash up! You think I'm that stupid?!"
"Just give the poor thing what he wants," Pegeasus chuckled as he placed his most famous magic card onto the field.
Toon World.
The mystical "Toon World" revealed itself once more onto the playing field, causing Chi Chi and the Toons to look at it with such amazement and gaze the the cty that came out of the pages of the book. Chi Chi wapped his tail furiously as he gazed at the city.
This means he can now come into play now.
"IT'S JUST A BIG STUPID POP UP BOOK, YA MORONS!!!" Seto yelled out.
WHAM!!!
Seto then suffered the same fate as Yami Bakura. No one shall ever mess with a Toon who carries a very large mallet of mass destruction.
The Dark Rabbit, who was dressed as Joey, looked at Manga Ryu Ran.
"Why did you do that for?" the Dark Rabbit asked, "We could have shoved him in a sick derange yaoi story of him screwing bunnies and take over in such a way that like in Mission Impossible."
"He insulted our home," the egg-shell wearing dragon replied, "I don't like him. He's just as mean as Yami Bakura was."
One of the Toon Gemini Elves looked towards the knocked out boys.
"I hope they wake up," The Toon Gemini Elf who was dressed up as Ryou said, "I think I'm starting to like them...getting hurt, that is."
****
Chi Chi was gazing at the magical card. He knew he had a way to get rid of this card...
But he didn't use it.
"Chi Chi!!" his new owner cried, "Don't fall for it!!!"
Chi Chi tried to focus himself on the game he was dueling. Then Pegasus pulled out another creature and placed in attack mood.
"Oh Chi Chi..." the creature chanted.
The three foot tall dragon looked ahead and started to loose control. It was the Toon Dark Elf.
Okay, screw the rules!!!
Chi Chi saw that hot babe on Pegasus' grounds and he wanted her. His cards that were in his clawlike hands were flown all over the place as he jumped onto the field and headed towards the love of his life...
Yet Chi Chi still couldn't reach her. He then found out why.
His owner still had him on the chained leash, trying to pull the midguided Toon back to his seat.
"Chi Chi!" she cried out, "Stop this!! It's a trap!! He's luring you into the battlefield, you got to..."
Too late.
Chi Chi turned his tail into sissors that could cut steel chains and broke free from his leash. He dashed towards the lovely attractive Dark Elf as he carried roses in one claw and chocolates in the other.
Pegasus smirked as he reveal the trap card, the Dragon Capture Jar.
"CHI CHI!!!" she yelled out.
The three foot tall toon dragon realized his master was right and was far too late to retreat. The Toon Dark Elf sidestepped as the blinded by love dragon passed by her and was going to be sealed up by that cursed jar. She chuckled in glee as Chi Chi was going be stuck in defense mode for the rest of his life.
Or was he?
****
As long as Pegasus played this game, this is the first time ever he noticed this happening!!
The Dragon Capture Jar did managed to capture the three foot tall white dragon but not entirely as it expected to do...
Half of Chi Chi was in the jar while the rest of the dragon was waving his hind legs and tail uncontrorablely. Apparently, due to Chi Chi addiction to those warmy delicious burritos, Chi Chi gained enough weight to cause him to get stuck in the round rim of the Dragon Capture Jar so he can not be fully encased in the jar.
"Impossible!" Pegasus cried out as he saw the jar, "That jar should had capture the whole dragon!!"
"Never underestimate the power of eating burritos," the owner said.
Chi Chi grunted and groan as he tried to pull that stupid jar off the upper part of his body while Pegasus just watched. So did the Toon Dark Elf.
"All right Chi Chi!!" the Dark Rabbit cried out, "You're da Toon!!"
"Chi Chi..." the owner muttered as she clasped her hands. She was glad the dragon she found was still all right.
But how can the three foot tall Toon dragon still play now? Half of him was still stuck in that vicious jar while the other half was waving uncontrolabally.
No problem. Just whip out the Dragon Piper.
The bizarre jarlike creature began to play his nicely decorated flute. It managed to calm down the dragon who was stuck in the Dragon Capture Jar.
But it did not free him. Chi Chi's whines were starting to sound really really pathetic as half of him was still incased in that jar.
Okay...time for Plan B.
The Dragon Piper pulled a crowbar and nudge it between Chi Chi and the jar. He then used the crowbar as a lever to free the whinning dragon.
After doing that to free the captive dragon, Chi Chi went flying out from the jar...
And smacked right into the wall that was across the room!!!!
"CHI CHI!!!" his owner cried out as she saw the dragon sliding down the wall.
The white dragon had taken enough damage and done lot more around the mansion. Every Toon that was watching cringed as Chi Chi started to get up from the damage he created ad he started crying. The roses and chocolates he was gonna give to the elf were in ruins!
Pegasus then turned to face the owner of the wailing Blue Eyes.
"Is your creature admiting defeat?" Pegasus asked.
"No..." his owner replied, "Chi Chi just feels heart broken just now. Poor guy. If Seto hadn't been a bastard to him, he would be a better play..."
Then Chi Chi mad a mad dash towards that hot elf chick once more as he sprayed himself with scented colongue and stuff. Of course any loving lady will adore a simple kiss from such a great and legendary creature.
He flew towards the elven maiden with his eyes closed as he was about to press his slightly scaley lips on a warm soft elf.
The Toon Dark Elf quickly dodged the love sick dragon causing Chi Chi to smack his lips upon someone else.
That someone else was Pegasus.
Both of them were knock down.
****
The Toons' faces had their mouths handing and their eyes wide open, speechless of what happened right now. They weren't the only ones...
Pegasus' guards almost dropped their guns that they were carrying, shocked of what that Blue Eyes Toon Dragon can do.
It took a few minutes until someone managed to talk.
"So who won?" The Toon Archery Girl asked.
"Well Pegasus didn't win..." one of the Toon Gemini Elves cried.
"Yet nor did Chi Chi..." the other Toon Gemini Elf replied.
"So...that means..."
The Dark Rabbit began throwing confetti into the air and balloons appeared behind the black bunny.
"We get our beach bash and torture Kabia-boy at the same time!" the Dark Rabbit cried.
"YAY!!!" was the euthusic replies from the Toons.
****
And so forth on the following days ahead, the Toons created more damage that anyone could possible imagine that could be done in the Duelist Kingdom. Everyone was invited, Duel Monster, Dueliest, and Smasher...
After a while, the Celtic Guardian and the Dark Magician created a compassionate relationship with each other. Dark Magician Girl made new friends with Zelda, Peach, and Daisy. Link and the Flaming Swordsman got into a fight. Tea manged to hook up with her old boy toy Roy causing the tri-color hair Yugi lonely being once more as Captain Falcon flirted with the Harpie Ladies.
Pikachu went searching for JigglyPuff, but got eletricuted by Summon Skull who mistaken him for a rat.
Well, there was food, music, hot babes, bishonen...
Perhaps Pegasus will finally managed to be popular...for once!!!
And everyone was happy, well sorta.
"I am going to kill that Blue Eyes if it's the last thing I do!!" Seto yelled as he was being chased down by a hoard of wild untamed females who were after him and Yami Bakura.
"Just shut up and run!!" Yami Bakura hissed, "They're FAN-GIRLS!!!"
So the two boys were chased down by the vicious heard of fangirls as they ran off into the sunset.
Chi Chi grinned happily. He then taken a sip of his pina colata once more as he snickered. Finally, Kaiba-boy got what he deserved.
And the world was safe from vile Pokemon creatures once more, especially that Mr. Jiggles.
THE END