*Red headed agent in a black enchantress outfit approaches.* Hi all! This is Agent Di. Hope you'll enjoy this fiction, it's about a holiday that's especially great because, well---it's my birthday too! ^_^ Anyways, I don't own MIB: The Series (they own the original characters). Delia, Chanda, or Jen own certain characters, while the rest are my own spooky creations (and so is this story). *Pulls out blaster and aims it reader, pulls trigger, flag shoots out reading…HAPPY HALLOWEEN!*

Halloween Havoc

Part One: Frankenstein Thy Name is Alpha

Tawny and Charles walked along a dusty path near one of the few remaining patches of woods around the outskirts of town. Halloween was drawing near and the leaves were already transforming the landscape into a beautiful portrait of red, yellow, and orange colors. The mood was serene and even a bit eerie. The lack of noise was to blame.

"AAHHH!!!"

"MWUHAHAHAHA!!!"

"Bzzzz…"

Charles jumped back from where he stood on the path and glanced frantically around. "D-did you hear that?"

"Relax tiger," Tawny laughed, "there's a haunted trail nearby. Some charity thing or somethin' so don't have a cow."

Charles tried to regain his composure without looking too much like a wimpy little geek, not easy to do after having jumped ten feet in the air in front of his girlfriend.

"Gosh I love Halloween," Tawny laughed shoving another stick of gum in her mouth, "People are such gullible saps."

"I couldn't agree more." a sinister figure stepped out on the path in front of the two teenagers.

"W-who are you?" Charles stammered.

"Aw he's probably just one of the spooks they got for the trail," Tawny scoffed, "Hey buddy, the haunted trail's over that way!"

"You don't say," the decrepit figure slinked closer to them.

"Yeah I do say," Tawny snapped, "and stop lookin' at me like that. You're giving me the creeps."

"Oh do forgive me," the ghastly man apologized.

"W-what are you supposed to be anyway?" Charles asked, he had a bad feeling about this. "Frankenstein?"

A loud cackle escaped the grim figure's lips and the sound of ripping material followed. Before another thought could enter the minds of the two shocked teenagers a large stinger emerged from behind the madman and stung his helpless prey.

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Agent X walked along one of the many corridors at the MIB HQ. Turning every so often to glance over his shoulder. He could've sworn that he'd heard someone following him!

The footsteps came again and he spun around just in time to see…nothing. Not a soul. He KNEW he wasn't losing his mind. An alien of his caliber could never suffer from a thing like insanity.

Then the footsteps came again, this time louder, more rapid. Again he spun around, this time dropping his folders in the process. And AGAIN, nothing.

"This is getting on my nerves." he muttered threateningly, hoping that the prankster behind this pathetic gag had heard him and would leave him the heck alone now.

He bent down to pick up his papers and reorganize the reports he'd just finished typing, and that's when it happened.

It started with the footsteps, the annoyed alien simply refused to look up this time. Then came the muffled sound of laughter. Again, Agent X would not let these feeble human mind games get to him. And then, just when he'd had enough and was ready to wring the neck of the jokester responsible…

"BOO!!!"

A hideous green, decaying face stared down at him from its hunched over position. The eyes were big, bloodshot, and yellow, with one dangling clear out of its socket. The teeth were jagged and long and covered with drool. This was no human, it was a…a…

"MONSTER!" X shouted and took off down the hall at lightening speed.

The being seemed to be chasing him so he didn't look back, he simply ran for help. Surly he'd come across a human that he could feed this beast so that it would leave him alone!

Just then he spotted the perfect bait, his partner, Agent Elle.

"Hey!" she screamed as he grabbed her by the shoulders and spun around so that she was between him and the vile monster.

The creature staggered over to the blonde agent and---waved.

Instead of screaming bloody murder like X would've expected her to do Elle burst into laughter.

"Monster?" she chuckled, "Try agent."

The 'monster' removed its mask and the face of a very cocky Agent Delia smiled at X teasingly over Elle's shoulder. "Agent Delia to be exact."

"YOU!" X shrieked and lunged for the agent, forgetting that Elle stood between them.

Yazmine came down the hall a few seconds into the dispute and saw a very enraged Agent X struggling against his partner to strangle Agent Delia.

"You just wait human," he was shouting, "I'm gonna rip your OTHER face off!"

"Come and get me goblin bait!" she teased.

"That's enough! Stop fighting like children," Elle was ordering, but to no avail, "C'mon X, where's your sense of humor?"

"Oh I'm gonna think it's a laugh riot," he replied devilishly, "when she's spends her Halloween hooked to a heart and lung machine!"

"I'm afraid it's out of order," Yazmine smiled, cautiously approaching the bantering trio.

"Little help here." Elle begged, trying her best to keep her partner from doing something SHE'D later regret.

"Agent X, if you don't stop this at once and get back to your filing I'll have to sedate you." Yazmine warned.

"Fine!" he yelled, "By the time the drugs kick in, there'll be one less blonde demon around here!"

"And I happen to know that Zeeltor is looking for a 'guinea pig' to test his new popping candy corn on." she added slyly.

That was enough to stop even Agent X in his tracks. Glaring at Delia who merely stuck out her tongue he turned shoved past Elle and Yazmine, "You just wait human, this'll be a Halloween you'll NEVER forget!"

"Oh I don't doubt it." Delia snickered holding up the horrid mask. "Just wish I'd remembered my camera."

"You can take pictures later dear." Yazmine chuckled, "Right now Zed wants to see you all in his office. A new case has come in that might require the assistance of a few more agents."

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*Told ya I'd have the first chapter up as soon as Fall Break freed me up some time. I'm gonna introduce more characters pretty soon and you'll all find out why I needed as many characters as I could get. ^_~ Read & Review!*