Chapter Two: Too Much Cake!
"Are you sure you don't wanna come?" Chi-Chi asked. "Picking berries will be lots of fun!"
"Mm hm!" Goten nodded. "Don't worry, Mom! I'll be here with Uncle Vegeta!"
"Exactly what Bulma's afraid of…" Chi-Chi said. She smiled. "Alright, be a good boy for Vegeta, okay?"
"Okay!"
"Ask permission from him before you do anything." Chi-Chi said.
"K!" Goten nodded. "Bye, Mommy!"
"Make sure to what he says!" Chi-Chi said as Goku opened the door for her to go out.
"Okay!"
"Unless he tells you to jump off a bridge!" Chi-Chi called. Goku rolled his eyes.
"Okay, Mom!"
"Or if he tells you to jump in the oven!" Chi-Chi said. "Or if he tells you to stick a fork in the toaster while it's plugged in! Or- AH!"
Goku shoved Chi-Chi out the door. Goku smiled at Goten. "Be a good boy!"
"Bye, Daddy!" Goten waved as Goku shut the door.
"Hey, Goten, what do you wanna do first?" Trunks asked.
"I don't know…"
"I've got it!" Trunks walked over to Vegeta. "Dad, you remember how Mom said to feed us lunch?"
"Yeah." Vegeta looked at Trunks.
"We're hungry."
"YEAH!" Goten nodded.
"Then……eat this cake." Vegeta handed Trunks a capsule.
"*REALLY*!!!!!?" Trunks asked, his eyes sparkling.
"Yes, really."
"YIPEEEEEE!!!!" Trunks ran off to the room where he and Goten were staying.
"Do I have your permission???" Goten asked.
"Yes, of course you have my permission." Vegeta rolled his eyes and started reading the paper.
"THANKS, UNCLE VEGETA!!!!!!!!" Goten hugged Vegeta's leg, then ran off to eat the cake with Trunks. He opened the door. "Hey, Trunks, don't eat all the cake without me- WHOA…."
Trunks turned to look at Goten. "Goten, I think it'd be pretty hard to eat this cake without you…"
The cake was HUGE! It was sitting on a humongous plate on the floor, and it had obviously squished on contact with the ceiling because there was a large pink splat in the middle of it. There were other plates on the floor with more towering cake on them, but they would get thinner, and thinner, and thinner, until there was a last plate with a smashed looking thin cake.
"I kept cutting the cake," Trunks said. "But it kept getting *BIGGER*! AND **BIGGER**!! AND ***BIGGER***!!! AND ****BIGGER****!!!!"
"That must have been a pretty big cake." Goten said, his eyebrows raised.
"So let's eat!" Trunks cried. "I'm STARVING!"
*~*~*
"Oh, man, that was a lot of cake." Trunks said. The two boys were lying on the bed, feeling HORRIBLE. All of the cake was gone- not a crumb left.
"Yeah…" Goten nodded. "So what can we do now, Trunks?"
"I dunno…" Trunks was silent. "We could go play DBZ Kick Off…"
"Yeah!" Goten and Trunks jumped up and ran from their room to the living room. "Uncle Vegeta, Uncle Vegeta, do I have your permission to play the video game???"
"Yeah, sure, whatever." Vegeta continued reading his paper.
"YAYYYY!!!!" Goten jumped over the couch and the young Saiyans started playing the video game.
*~*~*
"Hey, Vegeta, we're ho-ome!" Bulma came walking into the house followed by the others. Goku rushed over to the two boys.
"Vegeta didn't hurt you, did he?"
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" The two seemed a little too hyper….
"Can I play?" Goku asked.
"Sure," Trunks said. "I died anyway."
"Vegeta, were you good for the boys?" Bulma asked.
"Yes, Bulma."
"Good boy!" Bulma petted Vegeta and the Saiyan Prince got a goofy smile.
"WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A wide-eyed Piccolo ran through the kitchen with his arms outstretched like an airplane and then ran off down the hall.
"PICCOLO, WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!" Yamcha ran after Piccolo, eyes wider than Piccolo's.
"What's up with them?" Vegeta asked.
"Oh, they ate one too many berries." Chi-Chi said.
"Serves them right for eating Marron's share." Eighteen said, glaring off down the hall.
"*WHOA*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku yelled.
"Goten's Dad just did a Kamehameha Wave!" Trunks exclaimed.
"*WHAT*!!!!?" Everyone rushed over to the TV.
"I'm so PROUD!!!!" Goten hugged his father. Goku beamed with pride.
"Yay!!!!"
"How did you do it, Kakarott!?" Vegeta demanded to know how to do the Kamehameha Wave.
"Only Goku can do it," Trunks said. "But even *I'M* not sure how to do it."
"Darn!" Vegeta snapped his fingers. "And I know Kakarott won't tell me!"
Bulma looked at the clock. "WHOA! We were gone a long time! Time for bed, everyone!"
"Oh! Mo-om!" Trunks whined.
*~*~*
"I can't sleep," Trunks said. He looked over at Goten. "Can you?"
"No."
"Man, I have to get up and MOVE!" Trunks jumped up and started jogging in place.
"Yeah, I know!" Goten sat up.
"Hey, I've got it!" Trunks looked at Goten. "Let's go wake up Gohan!"
"Okay!" The two got dressed and left the room. Trunks giggled and ran across the hall as Goten quietly closed the door to their room. Then he ran across the hall and closed Gohan's door. "Hey, Gohan!"
"Huh…?" Gohan opened his eyes to see his little brother sitting on his stomach. "What are you DOING?"
"Gohan, play with us!" Goten jumped on Gohan's stomach.
"Yeah, come on, Gohan!" Trunks called from the floor.
"It's…" Gohan looked at his watch. "Three in the morning! Go back to sleep…"
"No! We wanna play!" Goten exclaimed.
"Goten…!" Gohan groaned and rolled over, almost squishing Goten. Goten sat up.
"Gohaaaaan!" Goten whined. Gohan started snoring and Goten frowned. "Fine, we'll just go play with VIDEL!" Goten got up and jumped off the bed. Gohan blushed and started drooling:
"Videl…"
"Videl, will you get up and play with us?" Goten asked. No answer. Goten and Trunks climbed up on the bed next to Videl.
"Gohan, tell me you love me!" The two boys stared as a long silence occurred. "Oh, I love you, too!" The two boys started giggling causing Videl to open her eyes. She screamed and Gohan arrived INSTANTLY.
"WHAT!? WHAT IS IT!???" Gohan's expression changed from concern- to anger as he spotted Goten. "Goten, OUT!" Gohan accented 'OUT' by pointing out into the hall. "You, too, Trunks!"
"Alright…" Goten trudged out the door, followed by Trunks.
"Spoil sport." The door was slammed after Trunks. "Hey!"
"Well that was rude." Goten said.
"What did they do to you?" Gohan's voice came.
"Well, nothing… they just scared me, that's all."
"Hey, let's go see my Dad." Trunks said.
"Okay!"
*~*~*
"Da-ad…!" Trunks called. Goten started giggling. "Da-ad…! Da-ad, wake u-up…!" Vegeta woke up, screamed, and jumped out of bed, making Trunks fall off his stomach and hit the floor. "*OW*! Da-ad!"
"Trunks, what are you doing with that mask?!" Vegeta asked. "You scared the snot out of me!"
"Well, it got you up." Trunks threw the huge green mask that was identical to Eustace's (off Courage the Cowardly Dog) aside.
"What do you want?" Vegeta snarled.
"PLAY-EEEE!!!!!!!!" Goten exclaimed with a big smile.
"Let me guess," Vegeta said with a sigh as he looked up at the ceiling. "You found Yamcha's dirty magazines?"
Trunks looked at Goten. "Goten, new mission."
"Uh-huh." Goten nodded.
"Vegeta, look at what you've done NOW!" Bulma whined as she flipped over.
"Mo-om! Tell Dad to play with us!" Trunks whined.
"Vegeta, go play with the boys." Bulma yawned.
"Are you INSANE!?" Vegeta demanded. "It's three in the morning!"
"Well it's your fault." Trunks put his hands on his hips. "If you hadn't fed us all that cake."
"You fed them CAKE!?" Bulma sat up straight and turned on the lamp. Trunks and Goten ran from the room instinctively knowing that a fight was coming.
"Yeah, so?"
"YOU FED THEM *CAKE*!?" They could hear Bulma yell.
"Alright, Bulma, calm down!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN CALM DOWN!!!!!?"
"Come on, Bulma, you're gonna wake up everyone else!" Vegeta whined. "You know Chi-Chi will get on my case if she finds out!"
"SO ALL YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT IS CHI-CHI KICKING YOUR BUTT!?" Trunks snickered. "WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, BUSTER! I'M THE ONE WHO'S GONNA BE KICKING YOUR BUTT, AND IT WILL BE A *LOT* WORSE!"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Vegeta screamed and Trunks cracked up laughing.
"Trunks, it's not funny!" Goten said.
"YES IT IS!!!!" Trunks fell to the floor ad started rolling with laughter.
"Well, I don't think my Dad would get up… especially if Gohan didn't." Goten frowned. "Trunks, what can we do, now?" Goten asked. Trunks stopped laughing and got up.
"I've got an idea."
*~*~*
"Buy a whopper, get free fries…!" Trunks chanted. Goten started giggling. "Buy a whopper, get free fries…! Buy a whopper, get FREE fries…!" Trunks slammed the book in his hand shut and the two young Saiyans jumped under the bed.
"Huh…?" Piccolo sat up. "What was I going to do…? Oh, yeah! Buy a whopper get free fries!" Piccolo threw back the covers and paused. "But there's no Burger King on the island… oh well…"
Piccolo laid back down and went to sleep. Trunks and Goten shot out from under the bed like rockets. They rushed out of the room laughing.
Once Goten and Trunks finally controlled their laughter out in the hall, they decided they would pull another one of those stunts. Minutes later they came rushing out of a room laughing.
"OH MY GOSH THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!" Trunks cried.
"Oh, man!" Goten and Trunks continued laughing until Eighteen opened the door to a room. "Uh-oh!"
"You two just woke Marron up," Eighteen said. "And shouldn't the two of you be in bed?"
"No!/Yes!" Trunks/Goten exclaimed. Trunks glared at Goten.
"What?"
"Then you two had better go get some sleep before daylight," Eighteen said. "I don't care if Vegeta fed you cake or not."
"Whoa." Goten and Trunks blinked.
"But wait!" Trunks said. "How did you know my Dad fed us cake?"
"I have my ways of knowing." Eighteen said. She closed the door and the two boys stood in awe.
"How did she KNOW that?" Goten asked.
"I dunno," Trunks shrugged. "Let's just go play the game."
"Okay!"
*~*~*
"Have you two had breakfast yet?" Bulma asked.
"No, ma'am!" Trunks and Goten continued playing the video game.
"TAKE THAT!" Trunks yelled.
"No- you take THIS!" Bulma chuckled and smiled as Goku entered the room.
"Hi, Goku!"
"Oh, hi, Bulma."
"OH MAN I *DIED*!!!" Trunks exclaimed.
"Mm hm!" Goten nodded. Goku looked at the TV screen to see a new character on the character select screen.
"Huh!?" Goku blinked to see if he had seen correctly. "Since when do we have Gotenks!?"
"Um…!" Trunks thought for a minute.
"Somewhere from-" Goten looked at the watch on wrist that appeared from out of nowhere. "Three a.m. to eight a.m.!"
"Yeah, but neither of us can be him!" Trunks started jumping up and down while he was sitting. "We came up with the rule that neither of us could be Gotenks until we got another unlockable character! It just isn't fai-er!!!!"
"Oh, I see…" Goku shrugged and turned to Bulma. "So what's for breakfast?"
"Not a clue yet."
"Darn…" Goku snapped his fingers.
"Good morning, Piccolo!" Bulma greeted him cheerfully. "Would you like to eat pancakes with the boys or have something different?"
"*PANCAKES*!?" The two young Saiyans shut off the power to the game and rushed over to the counter .They sat down on two barstools and picked up their forks and knives. Goku grinned.
"Are we really gonna have PANCAKES?" Bulma smiled.
"Sure are!"
"Buy a whopper, get free fries… buy a whopper get free fries… buy a whopper get FREE fries!" Piccolo chanted. Goten and Trunks started giggling. Bulma looked at them and they sat up as straight as they could with the most serious face possible. As Piccolo continued his chant, you could tell Trunks was trying to hold back his laugh as hard as he could.
"Um… right, Piccolo."
"Chocolate is GOOD for you! Chocolate is your FRIEND. Chocolate is NU-TRI-TIOUS!" Vegeta also had a chant. Trunks' face went blue. Goten noticed, punched Trunks, and whispered:
"*BREATHE*!" Trunks gasped.
"Thanks." Goten nodded.
"Mm hm."
"What has gotten INTO you two?" Bulma asked. Vegeta and Piccolo only continued their chant.
"Weird…" Goku said. Then he turned to Bulma and went back to normal. "So when will those pancakes be ready?"
"Well I haven't even started yet," Bulma said. "But as soon as I start they should be done in about ten minutes (A/n: WOW!!!!! SHE MUST HAVE AN EASY PANCAKE MAKER THINGY!!!!!)."
"WE'LL GO WAKE GOHAN!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks and Goten screamed. They jumped down from their barstools and down the hall to Gohan's room.
"What's up with them?" Goku asked.
"Well," Bulma leaned over the counter to Goku and said: "That moron over there-" Bulma pointed at Vegeta who was chanting about chocolate in front of the couch. "fed them cake for lunch yesterday."
"CAKE!?"
"SHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Bulma held her finger to her lips. (Goku: O_O)
"That can't be good…"
*~*~*
"GOHAN!!! GOHAN!!!" Trunks and Goten were jumping up and down on Gohan's bed. Goten would jump up in the air on "GO" and Trunks would jump up in the air on "HAN!!!". "GOHAN!!! GOHAN!!!"
"Gr…" (Gohan: -_-')
*~*~*
"Leave me ALONE!!!!" They could hear Gohan yelling. They looked down the hall to see the two boys had a hold of Gohan's hand. Gohan was still inside the room.
"BUT WE'RE HAVING *PANCAKES*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goten and Trunks shouted. Gohan suddenly ran out into the kitchen in his boxers (without a shirt) and sat down on the barstool next to his father. All of the Gohan fan girls started screaming. (A/n: now would you like me to tell you they're plain or plaid?) The fan girls continued screaming. Gohan blinked two times. Goku looked at the ceiling and starting drumming his fingers. The fan girls caught a hold of what Goku was silently saying and shut the HECK up.
"Good morning, Gohan!"
"Morning, Dad!"
"How on EARTH did they ever get on the island?" Bulma asked.
"Who?" Gohan and Goku asked. Bulma pointed and the two turned around. There was a horde of fan girls (not just Gohan's) sitting in the living room on the floor. Gohan an Goku's fan girls started joining. Goku and Gohan shrugged. "Dunno."
"PANCAKES!!! PANCAKES!!! PANCAKES!!!" The two boys were doing it again. They jumped around the counter, Goten appearing above the top on "PAN" and Trunks appearing above the counter on "CAKES!!!". "PANCAKES!!! PANCAKES!!! PANCAKES!!!"
"What's up with them, anyway?" Gohan asked as the boys continued jumping around the counter.
"Well…" Goku smiled. The two boys came jumping around behind them. "Heheh… Vegeta fed them cake for lunch yesterday."
"CAKE!!?" Gohan's body tensed up. "How much?"
"Gee, I dunno…!" Goku blinked.
"A whole capsule full." Bulma said.
"Huh?" They looked at Bulma.
"The capsule with all of my cake is gone." Bulma said. She sighed.
"*WHAT*!?" Goku and Gohan's jaw dropped.
"NO CA-AKE???" Gohan squeaked.
"Well I can always make some more…" Bulma said. Goku and his son sniffed, then let their heads drop.
"Morning, guys!" Videl came skipping out into the kitchen, then spotted Gohan. "Oh my gosh!" Videl covered her eyes.
"Hm?" Gohan looked down to realize that he was in his underwear. He blushed. "Be right back!" Gohan ran down the hall.
"*GOHAN*!" Came Chi-Chi's yell. "PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!!"
"Going to, Mom!" A door slammed shut. Goku looked up from the newspaper to see two pairs of small hands grab onto the side of the counter. Goku watched as the hands started feeling around for something. Goku looked from one pair of hands to the other consistently until the darker shade of hands put one hand on the side of the cookie jar. They felt around on the side of it, then reached up for the top. Goku reached over with the newspaper folded in half, and whacked the hand reaching for the top. The hand responded with an "Ow!" then the pair of hands Goku whacked disappeared and there was a thud.
Goku shook his head and went back to reading the newspaper. Goten and Trunks came running out from behind the bar in the middle of the kitchen and got up on two barstools to the left of Goku. Trunks was shaking his hand. "Ow…!"
"You two can have a cookie after lunch." Goku said. Trunks and Goten looked at each other and smiled.
*~*~*
After the pancake breakfast, Vegeta and Goku were playing DBZ Kick Off Adventure Mode Two Player. With Trunks' permission, of course. "COOKIE, COOKIE!!!! WE WANT A COOKIE!!!!!"
Goten and Trunks were jumping on the couch. "You two quit jumping on the couch or you'll regret it!"
"MOMMY, GIMME COOKIE!!!!!!!!!" Trunks exclaimed, jumping over the back of the couch.
"No, Trunks." Bulma continued washing the dishes.
"NOOOOO!!!!!" Trunks started jumping up and down like he was in constipation. "I WANT A COOKIE!!!!!!!!!"
"COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goten jumped a little too high and hit the ceiling. There was a lot of dust causing Goku and Vegeta to cough. The dust cleared and Goku looked around as Vegeta continued playing the game.
"Goten…?" Goku looked up to see a pair of legs wearing orange paints just DANGLING from the ceiling. They suddenly started moving like they were running.
"DADDY!!!!!!!" Goku gasped.
"Not now, Kakarott!" Vegeta exclaimed. "I'm DYING!"
"But…" Goku looked from the screen to Goten.
"DADDY, HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!" The pair of legs continued to kick violently.
"Um…" Goku looked from the pair of legs kicking on the ceiling, to the dying Vegeta. Goten suddenly screamed.
"SPIDEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The legs started kicking faster and more violently. Goku screamed, grabbed the pair of legs from the ceiling, and pulled down on them. Part of the ceiling fell on Vegeta's head, he stuck his tongue out, making a funny face, swayed, and then he passed out. Everyone in the room coughed, then the dust cleared and Goku was lying on the ground with Goten hugging him. "THANK YOU, DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"You two need to settle dow-own…" Goku said, blinking at the hole in the roof.
"I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA *EAT* ME!!!!!!!!!!!" Goten cried.
"Trunks, get in the corner, NOW!" Bulma ordered, pointing at the corner.
"Why ME-E?" Trunks whined. "Goten did it!"
"BOTH of you!" Bulma yelled. "In the corner, NOW!"
"You can't order my son around!" Goku yelled, standing up, holding Goten.
"Ugh!" Bulma stood there. "Vegeta, do something!"
"Huh…?" Vegeta sat up and swayed. "Hi, EVERYbody!" Vegeta fell backwards as he lost consciousness. Bulma, Goku, Trunks, and Goten stared.
"Vegeta!"
What has happened to Vegeta? Did he have a concussion? Did his video game character die or did Vegeta pause the game in his last breath? In the next chapter, Vegeta loses his memory and everyone finds a disturbing surrpise: mistreated golfish(crackers)!!! Will Vegeta regain his memory? Will they EVER find out who is killing the goldfish (crackers)??? Find out next time on FHI: The Molested Goldfish
"Are you sure you don't wanna come?" Chi-Chi asked. "Picking berries will be lots of fun!"
"Mm hm!" Goten nodded. "Don't worry, Mom! I'll be here with Uncle Vegeta!"
"Exactly what Bulma's afraid of…" Chi-Chi said. She smiled. "Alright, be a good boy for Vegeta, okay?"
"Okay!"
"Ask permission from him before you do anything." Chi-Chi said.
"K!" Goten nodded. "Bye, Mommy!"
"Make sure to what he says!" Chi-Chi said as Goku opened the door for her to go out.
"Okay!"
"Unless he tells you to jump off a bridge!" Chi-Chi called. Goku rolled his eyes.
"Okay, Mom!"
"Or if he tells you to jump in the oven!" Chi-Chi said. "Or if he tells you to stick a fork in the toaster while it's plugged in! Or- AH!"
Goku shoved Chi-Chi out the door. Goku smiled at Goten. "Be a good boy!"
"Bye, Daddy!" Goten waved as Goku shut the door.
"Hey, Goten, what do you wanna do first?" Trunks asked.
"I don't know…"
"I've got it!" Trunks walked over to Vegeta. "Dad, you remember how Mom said to feed us lunch?"
"Yeah." Vegeta looked at Trunks.
"We're hungry."
"YEAH!" Goten nodded.
"Then……eat this cake." Vegeta handed Trunks a capsule.
"*REALLY*!!!!!?" Trunks asked, his eyes sparkling.
"Yes, really."
"YIPEEEEEE!!!!" Trunks ran off to the room where he and Goten were staying.
"Do I have your permission???" Goten asked.
"Yes, of course you have my permission." Vegeta rolled his eyes and started reading the paper.
"THANKS, UNCLE VEGETA!!!!!!!!" Goten hugged Vegeta's leg, then ran off to eat the cake with Trunks. He opened the door. "Hey, Trunks, don't eat all the cake without me- WHOA…."
Trunks turned to look at Goten. "Goten, I think it'd be pretty hard to eat this cake without you…"
The cake was HUGE! It was sitting on a humongous plate on the floor, and it had obviously squished on contact with the ceiling because there was a large pink splat in the middle of it. There were other plates on the floor with more towering cake on them, but they would get thinner, and thinner, and thinner, until there was a last plate with a smashed looking thin cake.
"I kept cutting the cake," Trunks said. "But it kept getting *BIGGER*! AND **BIGGER**!! AND ***BIGGER***!!! AND ****BIGGER****!!!!"
"That must have been a pretty big cake." Goten said, his eyebrows raised.
"So let's eat!" Trunks cried. "I'm STARVING!"
*~*~*
"Oh, man, that was a lot of cake." Trunks said. The two boys were lying on the bed, feeling HORRIBLE. All of the cake was gone- not a crumb left.
"Yeah…" Goten nodded. "So what can we do now, Trunks?"
"I dunno…" Trunks was silent. "We could go play DBZ Kick Off…"
"Yeah!" Goten and Trunks jumped up and ran from their room to the living room. "Uncle Vegeta, Uncle Vegeta, do I have your permission to play the video game???"
"Yeah, sure, whatever." Vegeta continued reading his paper.
"YAYYYY!!!!" Goten jumped over the couch and the young Saiyans started playing the video game.
*~*~*
"Hey, Vegeta, we're ho-ome!" Bulma came walking into the house followed by the others. Goku rushed over to the two boys.
"Vegeta didn't hurt you, did he?"
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" The two seemed a little too hyper….
"Can I play?" Goku asked.
"Sure," Trunks said. "I died anyway."
"Vegeta, were you good for the boys?" Bulma asked.
"Yes, Bulma."
"Good boy!" Bulma petted Vegeta and the Saiyan Prince got a goofy smile.
"WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A wide-eyed Piccolo ran through the kitchen with his arms outstretched like an airplane and then ran off down the hall.
"PICCOLO, WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!" Yamcha ran after Piccolo, eyes wider than Piccolo's.
"What's up with them?" Vegeta asked.
"Oh, they ate one too many berries." Chi-Chi said.
"Serves them right for eating Marron's share." Eighteen said, glaring off down the hall.
"*WHOA*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku yelled.
"Goten's Dad just did a Kamehameha Wave!" Trunks exclaimed.
"*WHAT*!!!!?" Everyone rushed over to the TV.
"I'm so PROUD!!!!" Goten hugged his father. Goku beamed with pride.
"Yay!!!!"
"How did you do it, Kakarott!?" Vegeta demanded to know how to do the Kamehameha Wave.
"Only Goku can do it," Trunks said. "But even *I'M* not sure how to do it."
"Darn!" Vegeta snapped his fingers. "And I know Kakarott won't tell me!"
Bulma looked at the clock. "WHOA! We were gone a long time! Time for bed, everyone!"
"Oh! Mo-om!" Trunks whined.
*~*~*
"I can't sleep," Trunks said. He looked over at Goten. "Can you?"
"No."
"Man, I have to get up and MOVE!" Trunks jumped up and started jogging in place.
"Yeah, I know!" Goten sat up.
"Hey, I've got it!" Trunks looked at Goten. "Let's go wake up Gohan!"
"Okay!" The two got dressed and left the room. Trunks giggled and ran across the hall as Goten quietly closed the door to their room. Then he ran across the hall and closed Gohan's door. "Hey, Gohan!"
"Huh…?" Gohan opened his eyes to see his little brother sitting on his stomach. "What are you DOING?"
"Gohan, play with us!" Goten jumped on Gohan's stomach.
"Yeah, come on, Gohan!" Trunks called from the floor.
"It's…" Gohan looked at his watch. "Three in the morning! Go back to sleep…"
"No! We wanna play!" Goten exclaimed.
"Goten…!" Gohan groaned and rolled over, almost squishing Goten. Goten sat up.
"Gohaaaaan!" Goten whined. Gohan started snoring and Goten frowned. "Fine, we'll just go play with VIDEL!" Goten got up and jumped off the bed. Gohan blushed and started drooling:
"Videl…"
"Videl, will you get up and play with us?" Goten asked. No answer. Goten and Trunks climbed up on the bed next to Videl.
"Gohan, tell me you love me!" The two boys stared as a long silence occurred. "Oh, I love you, too!" The two boys started giggling causing Videl to open her eyes. She screamed and Gohan arrived INSTANTLY.
"WHAT!? WHAT IS IT!???" Gohan's expression changed from concern- to anger as he spotted Goten. "Goten, OUT!" Gohan accented 'OUT' by pointing out into the hall. "You, too, Trunks!"
"Alright…" Goten trudged out the door, followed by Trunks.
"Spoil sport." The door was slammed after Trunks. "Hey!"
"Well that was rude." Goten said.
"What did they do to you?" Gohan's voice came.
"Well, nothing… they just scared me, that's all."
"Hey, let's go see my Dad." Trunks said.
"Okay!"
*~*~*
"Da-ad…!" Trunks called. Goten started giggling. "Da-ad…! Da-ad, wake u-up…!" Vegeta woke up, screamed, and jumped out of bed, making Trunks fall off his stomach and hit the floor. "*OW*! Da-ad!"
"Trunks, what are you doing with that mask?!" Vegeta asked. "You scared the snot out of me!"
"Well, it got you up." Trunks threw the huge green mask that was identical to Eustace's (off Courage the Cowardly Dog) aside.
"What do you want?" Vegeta snarled.
"PLAY-EEEE!!!!!!!!" Goten exclaimed with a big smile.
"Let me guess," Vegeta said with a sigh as he looked up at the ceiling. "You found Yamcha's dirty magazines?"
Trunks looked at Goten. "Goten, new mission."
"Uh-huh." Goten nodded.
"Vegeta, look at what you've done NOW!" Bulma whined as she flipped over.
"Mo-om! Tell Dad to play with us!" Trunks whined.
"Vegeta, go play with the boys." Bulma yawned.
"Are you INSANE!?" Vegeta demanded. "It's three in the morning!"
"Well it's your fault." Trunks put his hands on his hips. "If you hadn't fed us all that cake."
"You fed them CAKE!?" Bulma sat up straight and turned on the lamp. Trunks and Goten ran from the room instinctively knowing that a fight was coming.
"Yeah, so?"
"YOU FED THEM *CAKE*!?" They could hear Bulma yell.
"Alright, Bulma, calm down!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN CALM DOWN!!!!!?"
"Come on, Bulma, you're gonna wake up everyone else!" Vegeta whined. "You know Chi-Chi will get on my case if she finds out!"
"SO ALL YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT IS CHI-CHI KICKING YOUR BUTT!?" Trunks snickered. "WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, BUSTER! I'M THE ONE WHO'S GONNA BE KICKING YOUR BUTT, AND IT WILL BE A *LOT* WORSE!"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Vegeta screamed and Trunks cracked up laughing.
"Trunks, it's not funny!" Goten said.
"YES IT IS!!!!" Trunks fell to the floor ad started rolling with laughter.
"Well, I don't think my Dad would get up… especially if Gohan didn't." Goten frowned. "Trunks, what can we do, now?" Goten asked. Trunks stopped laughing and got up.
"I've got an idea."
*~*~*
"Buy a whopper, get free fries…!" Trunks chanted. Goten started giggling. "Buy a whopper, get free fries…! Buy a whopper, get FREE fries…!" Trunks slammed the book in his hand shut and the two young Saiyans jumped under the bed.
"Huh…?" Piccolo sat up. "What was I going to do…? Oh, yeah! Buy a whopper get free fries!" Piccolo threw back the covers and paused. "But there's no Burger King on the island… oh well…"
Piccolo laid back down and went to sleep. Trunks and Goten shot out from under the bed like rockets. They rushed out of the room laughing.
Once Goten and Trunks finally controlled their laughter out in the hall, they decided they would pull another one of those stunts. Minutes later they came rushing out of a room laughing.
"OH MY GOSH THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!" Trunks cried.
"Oh, man!" Goten and Trunks continued laughing until Eighteen opened the door to a room. "Uh-oh!"
"You two just woke Marron up," Eighteen said. "And shouldn't the two of you be in bed?"
"No!/Yes!" Trunks/Goten exclaimed. Trunks glared at Goten.
"What?"
"Then you two had better go get some sleep before daylight," Eighteen said. "I don't care if Vegeta fed you cake or not."
"Whoa." Goten and Trunks blinked.
"But wait!" Trunks said. "How did you know my Dad fed us cake?"
"I have my ways of knowing." Eighteen said. She closed the door and the two boys stood in awe.
"How did she KNOW that?" Goten asked.
"I dunno," Trunks shrugged. "Let's just go play the game."
"Okay!"
*~*~*
"Have you two had breakfast yet?" Bulma asked.
"No, ma'am!" Trunks and Goten continued playing the video game.
"TAKE THAT!" Trunks yelled.
"No- you take THIS!" Bulma chuckled and smiled as Goku entered the room.
"Hi, Goku!"
"Oh, hi, Bulma."
"OH MAN I *DIED*!!!" Trunks exclaimed.
"Mm hm!" Goten nodded. Goku looked at the TV screen to see a new character on the character select screen.
"Huh!?" Goku blinked to see if he had seen correctly. "Since when do we have Gotenks!?"
"Um…!" Trunks thought for a minute.
"Somewhere from-" Goten looked at the watch on wrist that appeared from out of nowhere. "Three a.m. to eight a.m.!"
"Yeah, but neither of us can be him!" Trunks started jumping up and down while he was sitting. "We came up with the rule that neither of us could be Gotenks until we got another unlockable character! It just isn't fai-er!!!!"
"Oh, I see…" Goku shrugged and turned to Bulma. "So what's for breakfast?"
"Not a clue yet."
"Darn…" Goku snapped his fingers.
"Good morning, Piccolo!" Bulma greeted him cheerfully. "Would you like to eat pancakes with the boys or have something different?"
"*PANCAKES*!?" The two young Saiyans shut off the power to the game and rushed over to the counter .They sat down on two barstools and picked up their forks and knives. Goku grinned.
"Are we really gonna have PANCAKES?" Bulma smiled.
"Sure are!"
"Buy a whopper, get free fries… buy a whopper get free fries… buy a whopper get FREE fries!" Piccolo chanted. Goten and Trunks started giggling. Bulma looked at them and they sat up as straight as they could with the most serious face possible. As Piccolo continued his chant, you could tell Trunks was trying to hold back his laugh as hard as he could.
"Um… right, Piccolo."
"Chocolate is GOOD for you! Chocolate is your FRIEND. Chocolate is NU-TRI-TIOUS!" Vegeta also had a chant. Trunks' face went blue. Goten noticed, punched Trunks, and whispered:
"*BREATHE*!" Trunks gasped.
"Thanks." Goten nodded.
"Mm hm."
"What has gotten INTO you two?" Bulma asked. Vegeta and Piccolo only continued their chant.
"Weird…" Goku said. Then he turned to Bulma and went back to normal. "So when will those pancakes be ready?"
"Well I haven't even started yet," Bulma said. "But as soon as I start they should be done in about ten minutes (A/n: WOW!!!!! SHE MUST HAVE AN EASY PANCAKE MAKER THINGY!!!!!)."
"WE'LL GO WAKE GOHAN!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks and Goten screamed. They jumped down from their barstools and down the hall to Gohan's room.
"What's up with them?" Goku asked.
"Well," Bulma leaned over the counter to Goku and said: "That moron over there-" Bulma pointed at Vegeta who was chanting about chocolate in front of the couch. "fed them cake for lunch yesterday."
"CAKE!?"
"SHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Bulma held her finger to her lips. (Goku: O_O)
"That can't be good…"
*~*~*
"GOHAN!!! GOHAN!!!" Trunks and Goten were jumping up and down on Gohan's bed. Goten would jump up in the air on "GO" and Trunks would jump up in the air on "HAN!!!". "GOHAN!!! GOHAN!!!"
"Gr…" (Gohan: -_-')
*~*~*
"Leave me ALONE!!!!" They could hear Gohan yelling. They looked down the hall to see the two boys had a hold of Gohan's hand. Gohan was still inside the room.
"BUT WE'RE HAVING *PANCAKES*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goten and Trunks shouted. Gohan suddenly ran out into the kitchen in his boxers (without a shirt) and sat down on the barstool next to his father. All of the Gohan fan girls started screaming. (A/n: now would you like me to tell you they're plain or plaid?) The fan girls continued screaming. Gohan blinked two times. Goku looked at the ceiling and starting drumming his fingers. The fan girls caught a hold of what Goku was silently saying and shut the HECK up.
"Good morning, Gohan!"
"Morning, Dad!"
"How on EARTH did they ever get on the island?" Bulma asked.
"Who?" Gohan and Goku asked. Bulma pointed and the two turned around. There was a horde of fan girls (not just Gohan's) sitting in the living room on the floor. Gohan an Goku's fan girls started joining. Goku and Gohan shrugged. "Dunno."
"PANCAKES!!! PANCAKES!!! PANCAKES!!!" The two boys were doing it again. They jumped around the counter, Goten appearing above the top on "PAN" and Trunks appearing above the counter on "CAKES!!!". "PANCAKES!!! PANCAKES!!! PANCAKES!!!"
"What's up with them, anyway?" Gohan asked as the boys continued jumping around the counter.
"Well…" Goku smiled. The two boys came jumping around behind them. "Heheh… Vegeta fed them cake for lunch yesterday."
"CAKE!!?" Gohan's body tensed up. "How much?"
"Gee, I dunno…!" Goku blinked.
"A whole capsule full." Bulma said.
"Huh?" They looked at Bulma.
"The capsule with all of my cake is gone." Bulma said. She sighed.
"*WHAT*!?" Goku and Gohan's jaw dropped.
"NO CA-AKE???" Gohan squeaked.
"Well I can always make some more…" Bulma said. Goku and his son sniffed, then let their heads drop.
"Morning, guys!" Videl came skipping out into the kitchen, then spotted Gohan. "Oh my gosh!" Videl covered her eyes.
"Hm?" Gohan looked down to realize that he was in his underwear. He blushed. "Be right back!" Gohan ran down the hall.
"*GOHAN*!" Came Chi-Chi's yell. "PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!!"
"Going to, Mom!" A door slammed shut. Goku looked up from the newspaper to see two pairs of small hands grab onto the side of the counter. Goku watched as the hands started feeling around for something. Goku looked from one pair of hands to the other consistently until the darker shade of hands put one hand on the side of the cookie jar. They felt around on the side of it, then reached up for the top. Goku reached over with the newspaper folded in half, and whacked the hand reaching for the top. The hand responded with an "Ow!" then the pair of hands Goku whacked disappeared and there was a thud.
Goku shook his head and went back to reading the newspaper. Goten and Trunks came running out from behind the bar in the middle of the kitchen and got up on two barstools to the left of Goku. Trunks was shaking his hand. "Ow…!"
"You two can have a cookie after lunch." Goku said. Trunks and Goten looked at each other and smiled.
*~*~*
After the pancake breakfast, Vegeta and Goku were playing DBZ Kick Off Adventure Mode Two Player. With Trunks' permission, of course. "COOKIE, COOKIE!!!! WE WANT A COOKIE!!!!!"
Goten and Trunks were jumping on the couch. "You two quit jumping on the couch or you'll regret it!"
"MOMMY, GIMME COOKIE!!!!!!!!!" Trunks exclaimed, jumping over the back of the couch.
"No, Trunks." Bulma continued washing the dishes.
"NOOOOO!!!!!" Trunks started jumping up and down like he was in constipation. "I WANT A COOKIE!!!!!!!!!"
"COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goten jumped a little too high and hit the ceiling. There was a lot of dust causing Goku and Vegeta to cough. The dust cleared and Goku looked around as Vegeta continued playing the game.
"Goten…?" Goku looked up to see a pair of legs wearing orange paints just DANGLING from the ceiling. They suddenly started moving like they were running.
"DADDY!!!!!!!" Goku gasped.
"Not now, Kakarott!" Vegeta exclaimed. "I'm DYING!"
"But…" Goku looked from the screen to Goten.
"DADDY, HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!" The pair of legs continued to kick violently.
"Um…" Goku looked from the pair of legs kicking on the ceiling, to the dying Vegeta. Goten suddenly screamed.
"SPIDEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The legs started kicking faster and more violently. Goku screamed, grabbed the pair of legs from the ceiling, and pulled down on them. Part of the ceiling fell on Vegeta's head, he stuck his tongue out, making a funny face, swayed, and then he passed out. Everyone in the room coughed, then the dust cleared and Goku was lying on the ground with Goten hugging him. "THANK YOU, DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"You two need to settle dow-own…" Goku said, blinking at the hole in the roof.
"I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA *EAT* ME!!!!!!!!!!!" Goten cried.
"Trunks, get in the corner, NOW!" Bulma ordered, pointing at the corner.
"Why ME-E?" Trunks whined. "Goten did it!"
"BOTH of you!" Bulma yelled. "In the corner, NOW!"
"You can't order my son around!" Goku yelled, standing up, holding Goten.
"Ugh!" Bulma stood there. "Vegeta, do something!"
"Huh…?" Vegeta sat up and swayed. "Hi, EVERYbody!" Vegeta fell backwards as he lost consciousness. Bulma, Goku, Trunks, and Goten stared.
"Vegeta!"
What has happened to Vegeta? Did he have a concussion? Did his video game character die or did Vegeta pause the game in his last breath? In the next chapter, Vegeta loses his memory and everyone finds a disturbing surrpise: mistreated golfish(crackers)!!! Will Vegeta regain his memory? Will they EVER find out who is killing the goldfish (crackers)??? Find out next time on FHI: The Molested Goldfish