Chapter Four: The Fan Girls… and Boys!
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" There was a scream from the bathroom and Vegeta came running out in a towel. Goku gasped and covered his mouth to keep from laughing. Vegeta started fuming, and if his face had been a lighter shade, it would of matched his newly dyed pink hair! "Alright, which of you morons put the pink dye in my shampoo!!???"
"Wasn't me," Yamcha said. "Too bad. MAN! Why didn't I think of that???"
"Alright, you smart a-"
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The screen switches to the author, who has hand pressed down hard on a buzzer on her desk. The author grinned and waved. Screen switches back to Vegeta, who is yelling something. If you can read lips, you could tell he was saying: "YOU FOOL! They can't hear a thing I'm saying!".
"Oops!" The Author said after taking her hand off the buzzer. "Sorry."
"Right, then!" Vegeta turned back to the others. "NOW WHO DYED MY HAIR PINK!!!!???"
Trunks snickered. "Are you sure that's not your real hair color?"
"What did you say?" Vegeta turned to Trunks.
"Hell-LO-O!!!" Trunks yelled. "*BLUE*-" He pointed at Bulma's hair. "-AND *PINK*-" He pointed to Vegeta's hair. "-MAKES-" Trunks jabbed his thumbs at his hair. "**PURPLE**!!!"
Bulma laughed. "He has a point, Vegeta!" (A/n: yes, blue and pink make a lavender. In fact, Trunks' exact hair color. ^_^)
"Stupid boy!" Vegeta threw his shampoo at Trunks, but his purple-haired son easily dodged it.
"Now we all look like one HAPPY family!" Trunks exclaimed. His smile faded. "Well, maybe not a HAPPY family… maybe just a nice family with a crackpot Dad…"
"HOW DARE YOU!!!!!?" Vegeta started chasing Trunks around the couch, where Goku was having trouble breathing he was laughing so hard.
"I don't get it…" Goten blinked.
"Vegeta, your hair looks really nice pink." A fan girl said. (She's Vegeta Fan girl No. 1)
"What?" Vegeta stopped.
"Yeah!" Vegeta Fan girl No. 2 nodded. "Now you match Floofles!"
"Floofles?" everyone looked up.
"HOW DARE YOU MENTION MY WONDERFUL PINK BUNNY!!!!???" Vegeta demanded.
"I'm sorry, precious…" Vegeta Fan girl No. 2 frowned.
"You named your rabbit FLOOFLES!?" Gohan and Goku cracked up laughing.
"Yeah," Vegeta Fan girl No. 1 said.
"You got a problem with it?" All of the fan girls asked.
"Yes!" Gohan and Goku laughed even harder.
"GET THEM!!!!!!!" Vegeta Fan girl No. 5 yelled. All of the fan girls charged after them.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan and Goku screamed.
"STOP RIGHT THERE!" Gohan Fan girl No. 1 said, holding out her hand.
"Who are you?" Vegeta Fan girl No. 15 asked.
"DU-UH!" Goku Fan girl No. 6 said.
"WAIT!" Vegeta Fan girl No. 7 cried. "THEY'RE GOHAN AND GOKU FAN GIRLS!!!!"
Vegeta Fan girl No. 25 screamed. "THERE ARE TOO MANY!!!!!! RETREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"NO!" Vegeta Fan girl No. 84 yelled. "WE DIE FOR WHAT WE BELIEVE IN!!!!!! It's our duty as a fan girl! CHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The fan girls collided and the three boys slipped out the back door.
"HE'S MINE!!!!"
"NO, HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!"
"Ladies, ladies, there's enough of me to go around!" Yamcha said. Bulma rolled her eyes.
"Flirt!"
"Piccolo, you're such a hunk!" Piccolo Namekian Fan girl No. 8 exclaimed. Piccolo Namekian Fan girl No. 3 squealed and fainted.
"I never knew there were so many female Namekians!" Piccolo exclaimed.
"Get away from me!" Krillin cried. "STAY AWAY! I'M HAPPILY MARRIED, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!! EIGHTEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Krillin yelled as he got sucked into the crowd of massive fan girls. (A/n: sadly, my sis is in that crowd.)
"KRILLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!" Eighteen tried to save her husband, but no use. She was no match for the horde of Krillin fan girls.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Videl screamed as her fan boys enclosed her. (A/n: I don't know any Videl Fan boys… do you?) "GOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh my gosh, VIDEL!!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan screamed. Goku grabbed his son and held him back.
"NO, Gohan!" Goku yelled. "You don't wanna get captured by fan girls, do you???"
"Well, no…."
"I'll go for you-"
"Let me go instead!"
"Vegeta…?" Gohan and Goku looked at the Saiyan Prince.
"Yes, I know it's terrible, sacrificing your Saiyan Prince," Vegeta said. "But the Saiyan race must live on!" Vegeta ran off into the house.
"VEGETAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku called after the Saiyan Prince. Goku ran into the house after Vegeta. (A/n: Ah, good ol' Goku! He will forever be loyal to the Saiyan Prince! And, no, I do not support yaoi.)
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan called after his father in helplessness.
*~*~*
"LET HER GO!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta yelled, tearing Videl Fan boy No. 8 and 9 from the group of Videl followers.
"Vegeta, go back out to Gohan!" Goku yelled over the screams of his fan girls. "I'll save Videl!"
"NEVER, Kakarott!" Vegeta yelled. "I won't let you steal the show again!"
*~*~*
"What do I do, what do I do…?" Gohan was pacing back and forth outside the house. "Vegeta will get mad at me if I go inside… but what if he can't save Videl…? Oh…!" Gohan stomped his foot. "Who gives a crap if Vegeta gets mad at me?????" Gohan started for the house, when Vegeta and Goku came running out with Videl. "Uhhhh, Vegeta! I was just making sure they hadn't gotten you, too!"
"GOHAN!" Videl hugged him.
"Videl…!" Gohan hugged her back.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan Fan girl No. 7 screamed. "OH MY GOSH, IT'S TRUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"KILL HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan Fan girl No. 79 yelled, pointing at Videl. Gohan pushed Videl backwards and stepped in front of her.
"But then Gohan will be sad and he'll hate us even MORE than he does already!!!" Gohan Fan girl No. 25 pointed out. (A/n: Finally, a fan girl with sense! When you realize that your bish hates you, you are a fan with SENSE.)
"Oh…"
"Then we can fight Goku's fan girls and win so that we can prove VEGETA RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta Fan girl No. 87 exclaimed.
"YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta Fan girl No. 73 nodded.
"NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!" Goku Fan girl No. 56 yelled. "GOKU IS BETTER THAN VEGETA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The Goku and Vegeta fan girls collided and started scratching, pinching, and pulling on each other's hair. The Gohan fan girls looked at each other.
"Should we join in?" Gohan Fan girl No. 32 asked.
"Yeah!" Gohan Fan girl No. 99 nodded. So all of the Gohan fan girls jumped into the massive amount of Goku and Vegeta fan girls, getting absorbed.
"Heheh…" Gohan smiled slightly.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"OH MY GOSH, GOTEN!!!!!!!!!!" Goku ran into the house, leaving Vegeta and Gohan to watch the fan girls fight.
"Wait!" Vegeta yelled. "TRUUUUUUNKS!"
Vegeta ran off inside and Gohan sighed. "What about Mom and Bulma?"
"And Krillin?" Videl asked. "Gohan, you have to save him! I remember watching him get sucked into the horde of his own fan girls!"
"Me??????" Gohan whined. "But-"
"Don't worry, I'll keep your fan girls out here." Videl said.
"But your fan boys will be out here, soon!" Gohan made an excuse.
"True," Videl said. She grabbed onto her boyfriend's arm. "Gohan, stay here with ME!!!!!"
"WAIT!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta Fan girl No. 8 yelled.
"Huh?" All of the Goku, Vegeta, and Gohan fan girls stopped.
"Why can't we all just live in peace, drooling over our bishonen?" Vegeta Fan girl No. 8 suggested.
"Hey…" All of the Gohan, Goku, and Vegeta fan girls thought about this suggestion for a minute. "ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!"
All of the Gohan fan girls surrounded Gohan and stared at him intently. "Gr…"
So the fan girls followed their favorite DBZ bishonen around the house until they all couldn't take it anymore.
"ENOUGH!!!!!!!!" Vegeta yelled.
"Huh?" All of the Vegeta fan girls stopped.
"I AM *MARRIED*!!!" Vegeta yelled.
"We know!" Vegeta Fan girl No. 16 exclaimed.
"We're waiting for a divorce!" Vegeta Fan girl No. 44 stated. Vegeta stared.
"WHAT IS *WRONG* WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!!????"
"GOHAN! GOHAN!" All of his fan girls were surrounding him.
"OH MY GOSH!!! HE *TOUCHED* MEEE!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan's Fan girl No. 8 squealed and died.
"Actually, you bumped into him." Gohan Fan girl No. 68 said. Gohan Fan girl No. 8 regenerated.
"I *LIVE*! It must be a miracle! Gohan HEALED me!!!"
"Oh my gosh, he's so cute!" Gohan Fan girl No. 54 screamed.
"Gr…" Videl was sitting in a chair, Chi-Chi watching her with anticipation.
"What a beefcake!" Goku Fan girl No. 85 exclaimed.
"Yeah, he is…" Goku Fan girl No. 83 said in a dreamy voice.
"He is SUCH a hottie!"
"I know! I wanna have his baby!" This was too much. Videl stood up.
"LISTEN, YOU OLD HAG!" Videl yelled. "*NO* ONE IS HAVING GOHAN'S BABY BUT *ME*!" Everyone gasped and stared at Videl.
"Eeeee!" Gohan squeaked and went red.
"OH MY GOSH!" Gohan Fan girl No. 12 yelled. "HE WENT INTO SHOCK!!!!!!!"
"And you call yourself his GIRLFRIEND!" Gohan Fan girl No. 89 said in disgust.
"Gohan, BREATHE!" Chi-Chi slapped her eldest son.
"Gohan! Gohan!" Videl made her way through the fan girls to get to her beloved bishonen.
"GOHAN, if you don't BREATHE, then how will I have my GRANDCHILDREN!!!!!?" Chi-Chi continued slapping her son.
"You always have Goten…" Bulma said.
"NO!" Goku grabbed Goten and clutched him close to his chest. "I'll never let you have him! NEVEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! Gohan is your child! Goten is mine!"
"FAVORITISM!!!!!!!!!!!!" Piccolo yelled. "I REMEMBER IT AS A CHILD!!!!!! MARSHA, MARSHA, MARSHA! ALWAYS MY OLDER SISTER MARSHA!!!!"
Dende suddenly appeared. "IT WAS ALWAYS ABOUT PICCOLO! PICCOLO, PICCOLO, PICCOLO!!!! WHAT ABOUT ME!!!!???????? *I* WAS THE CUTE ONE! NOT HIM! I WAS! IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Poof! Dende disappeared and Frieza appeared. "Heh. Sorry about that! I'm having problems with the transporter machine!"
"Oh." Goku nodded.
"BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!" Chi-Chi yelled, slapping Gohan even harder. Gohan gasped for air, and went blue.
"GOHAN!!!!!!" Videl started crying. "What am I gonna do without you??? How will I go on??? COME ON, GOHAN!!!! BREATHE!!!!!!!!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan started squeaking some more.
"BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What's the matter with Gohan?" Goten sniffed. "Is he gonna die?"
"Gohan would NEVER leave you!" Goku ran his hand through Goten's hair. Goku hugged Goten. "Never…"
"Not true." Piccolo said.
"SHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Goku practically yelled at the Namekian.
"Hey, Gohan, you gotta brea-eathe!" Trunks was jumping up and down. "Hey, Gohan, you gotta brea-eathe!"
"Gohan, you had better breathe or you won't be getting any more cookies!" Bulma said crossly. Gohan didn't respond. She sighed. "Well, it couldn't of hurt, anyway…"
"Hey, Gohan, you have to breathe!" Vegeta yelled. "THE SAIYAN RACE *MUST* LIVE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I can carry on the Saiyan race, Uncle Vegeta!" Goten exclaimed, holding up a finger. Vegeta stared at Goten.
"GOHAN, YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta dropped to the ground and started flood crying.
"Hey, maybe all he needs is a kiss from his Princess!" Yamcha yelled over Vegeta's crying.
"YOU THINK SO!!!!?"
"YEAH!!!!!!!!!!" Yamcha nodded.
"OKAY, IT'S WORTH A SHOT!!!!!!" Videl leaned over and kissed Gohan.
"EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!" Goten and Trunks said. Vegeta stopped crying.
"Huh???" Vegeta looked up to see Gohan grinning:
"Thank YOU, Videl!" Gohan jumped up.
"Daddy, you were right!" Goten exclaimed. "Gohan DIDN'T leave me! YAAAAAY!!!!!! GOHAN WON'T EVER LEAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Nah, squirt!" Gohan ruffled Goten's hair.
"Ohhhhh!" All of the Gohan and Goten fan girls felt they were gonna squeak over with happiness.
"Good gosh." Goten said. Gohan nodded.
"FRIEZAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" Goku yelled. Frieza appeared.
"Yes?"
"Can you get all of the fan girls off the island?" Goku asked.
"Okay." Frieza nodded.
"And they had better not be here next fic!" Bulma warned.
"Won't be, ma'am!" Frieza held up a hand.
"NO!!!!!!!!!" All of the fan girls screeched. Frieza snapped his fingers and they all disappeared.
"MAN!!!!" Yamcha yelled. "Why'd you have to transport mine, too???"
"Are we really rid of the fan girls?" Krillin asked.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Videl screamed as she was attacked by her own fan boys.
"FRIEZAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan yelled.
"Heh…" Frieza snapped his fingers and the fan boys disappeared. "They were just WAITING in ambush, there, weren't they?" Gohan did not at all seem pleased. "Riiiiight… I'll just be leaving now!"
"Videl, are you okay? Gohan asked.
"I'm fine…" Videl rubbed her head.
"Stupid Frieza!" Gohan muttered.
"Hey, guys, let's all play DBZ Kick Off to celebrate!" Trunks offered.
"YEAH!!!!!"
Now that the fan girls are off the island, will they appear later on in the fic? And if they do, will they be in the next upcoming fics? No. However, the fan girls (and boys) play a big part towards the end. In the next chapter, everyone is bored out of their wits and decided to put on the first ever---- FHI TALENT SHOW!!!!!!!!!!! Will it be entertaining? Or will it drive everyone insane? Find out next time, on FHI: Entertainment Needed!
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" There was a scream from the bathroom and Vegeta came running out in a towel. Goku gasped and covered his mouth to keep from laughing. Vegeta started fuming, and if his face had been a lighter shade, it would of matched his newly dyed pink hair! "Alright, which of you morons put the pink dye in my shampoo!!???"
"Wasn't me," Yamcha said. "Too bad. MAN! Why didn't I think of that???"
"Alright, you smart a-"
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The screen switches to the author, who has hand pressed down hard on a buzzer on her desk. The author grinned and waved. Screen switches back to Vegeta, who is yelling something. If you can read lips, you could tell he was saying: "YOU FOOL! They can't hear a thing I'm saying!".
"Oops!" The Author said after taking her hand off the buzzer. "Sorry."
"Right, then!" Vegeta turned back to the others. "NOW WHO DYED MY HAIR PINK!!!!???"
Trunks snickered. "Are you sure that's not your real hair color?"
"What did you say?" Vegeta turned to Trunks.
"Hell-LO-O!!!" Trunks yelled. "*BLUE*-" He pointed at Bulma's hair. "-AND *PINK*-" He pointed to Vegeta's hair. "-MAKES-" Trunks jabbed his thumbs at his hair. "**PURPLE**!!!"
Bulma laughed. "He has a point, Vegeta!" (A/n: yes, blue and pink make a lavender. In fact, Trunks' exact hair color. ^_^)
"Stupid boy!" Vegeta threw his shampoo at Trunks, but his purple-haired son easily dodged it.
"Now we all look like one HAPPY family!" Trunks exclaimed. His smile faded. "Well, maybe not a HAPPY family… maybe just a nice family with a crackpot Dad…"
"HOW DARE YOU!!!!!?" Vegeta started chasing Trunks around the couch, where Goku was having trouble breathing he was laughing so hard.
"I don't get it…" Goten blinked.
"Vegeta, your hair looks really nice pink." A fan girl said. (She's Vegeta Fan girl No. 1)
"What?" Vegeta stopped.
"Yeah!" Vegeta Fan girl No. 2 nodded. "Now you match Floofles!"
"Floofles?" everyone looked up.
"HOW DARE YOU MENTION MY WONDERFUL PINK BUNNY!!!!???" Vegeta demanded.
"I'm sorry, precious…" Vegeta Fan girl No. 2 frowned.
"You named your rabbit FLOOFLES!?" Gohan and Goku cracked up laughing.
"Yeah," Vegeta Fan girl No. 1 said.
"You got a problem with it?" All of the fan girls asked.
"Yes!" Gohan and Goku laughed even harder.
"GET THEM!!!!!!!" Vegeta Fan girl No. 5 yelled. All of the fan girls charged after them.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan and Goku screamed.
"STOP RIGHT THERE!" Gohan Fan girl No. 1 said, holding out her hand.
"Who are you?" Vegeta Fan girl No. 15 asked.
"DU-UH!" Goku Fan girl No. 6 said.
"WAIT!" Vegeta Fan girl No. 7 cried. "THEY'RE GOHAN AND GOKU FAN GIRLS!!!!"
Vegeta Fan girl No. 25 screamed. "THERE ARE TOO MANY!!!!!! RETREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"NO!" Vegeta Fan girl No. 84 yelled. "WE DIE FOR WHAT WE BELIEVE IN!!!!!! It's our duty as a fan girl! CHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The fan girls collided and the three boys slipped out the back door.
"HE'S MINE!!!!"
"NO, HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!"
"Ladies, ladies, there's enough of me to go around!" Yamcha said. Bulma rolled her eyes.
"Flirt!"
"Piccolo, you're such a hunk!" Piccolo Namekian Fan girl No. 8 exclaimed. Piccolo Namekian Fan girl No. 3 squealed and fainted.
"I never knew there were so many female Namekians!" Piccolo exclaimed.
"Get away from me!" Krillin cried. "STAY AWAY! I'M HAPPILY MARRIED, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!! EIGHTEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Krillin yelled as he got sucked into the crowd of massive fan girls. (A/n: sadly, my sis is in that crowd.)
"KRILLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!" Eighteen tried to save her husband, but no use. She was no match for the horde of Krillin fan girls.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Videl screamed as her fan boys enclosed her. (A/n: I don't know any Videl Fan boys… do you?) "GOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh my gosh, VIDEL!!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan screamed. Goku grabbed his son and held him back.
"NO, Gohan!" Goku yelled. "You don't wanna get captured by fan girls, do you???"
"Well, no…."
"I'll go for you-"
"Let me go instead!"
"Vegeta…?" Gohan and Goku looked at the Saiyan Prince.
"Yes, I know it's terrible, sacrificing your Saiyan Prince," Vegeta said. "But the Saiyan race must live on!" Vegeta ran off into the house.
"VEGETAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku called after the Saiyan Prince. Goku ran into the house after Vegeta. (A/n: Ah, good ol' Goku! He will forever be loyal to the Saiyan Prince! And, no, I do not support yaoi.)
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan called after his father in helplessness.
*~*~*
"LET HER GO!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta yelled, tearing Videl Fan boy No. 8 and 9 from the group of Videl followers.
"Vegeta, go back out to Gohan!" Goku yelled over the screams of his fan girls. "I'll save Videl!"
"NEVER, Kakarott!" Vegeta yelled. "I won't let you steal the show again!"
*~*~*
"What do I do, what do I do…?" Gohan was pacing back and forth outside the house. "Vegeta will get mad at me if I go inside… but what if he can't save Videl…? Oh…!" Gohan stomped his foot. "Who gives a crap if Vegeta gets mad at me?????" Gohan started for the house, when Vegeta and Goku came running out with Videl. "Uhhhh, Vegeta! I was just making sure they hadn't gotten you, too!"
"GOHAN!" Videl hugged him.
"Videl…!" Gohan hugged her back.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan Fan girl No. 7 screamed. "OH MY GOSH, IT'S TRUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"KILL HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan Fan girl No. 79 yelled, pointing at Videl. Gohan pushed Videl backwards and stepped in front of her.
"But then Gohan will be sad and he'll hate us even MORE than he does already!!!" Gohan Fan girl No. 25 pointed out. (A/n: Finally, a fan girl with sense! When you realize that your bish hates you, you are a fan with SENSE.)
"Oh…"
"Then we can fight Goku's fan girls and win so that we can prove VEGETA RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta Fan girl No. 87 exclaimed.
"YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta Fan girl No. 73 nodded.
"NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!" Goku Fan girl No. 56 yelled. "GOKU IS BETTER THAN VEGETA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The Goku and Vegeta fan girls collided and started scratching, pinching, and pulling on each other's hair. The Gohan fan girls looked at each other.
"Should we join in?" Gohan Fan girl No. 32 asked.
"Yeah!" Gohan Fan girl No. 99 nodded. So all of the Gohan fan girls jumped into the massive amount of Goku and Vegeta fan girls, getting absorbed.
"Heheh…" Gohan smiled slightly.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"OH MY GOSH, GOTEN!!!!!!!!!!" Goku ran into the house, leaving Vegeta and Gohan to watch the fan girls fight.
"Wait!" Vegeta yelled. "TRUUUUUUNKS!"
Vegeta ran off inside and Gohan sighed. "What about Mom and Bulma?"
"And Krillin?" Videl asked. "Gohan, you have to save him! I remember watching him get sucked into the horde of his own fan girls!"
"Me??????" Gohan whined. "But-"
"Don't worry, I'll keep your fan girls out here." Videl said.
"But your fan boys will be out here, soon!" Gohan made an excuse.
"True," Videl said. She grabbed onto her boyfriend's arm. "Gohan, stay here with ME!!!!!"
"WAIT!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta Fan girl No. 8 yelled.
"Huh?" All of the Goku, Vegeta, and Gohan fan girls stopped.
"Why can't we all just live in peace, drooling over our bishonen?" Vegeta Fan girl No. 8 suggested.
"Hey…" All of the Gohan, Goku, and Vegeta fan girls thought about this suggestion for a minute. "ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!"
All of the Gohan fan girls surrounded Gohan and stared at him intently. "Gr…"
So the fan girls followed their favorite DBZ bishonen around the house until they all couldn't take it anymore.
"ENOUGH!!!!!!!!" Vegeta yelled.
"Huh?" All of the Vegeta fan girls stopped.
"I AM *MARRIED*!!!" Vegeta yelled.
"We know!" Vegeta Fan girl No. 16 exclaimed.
"We're waiting for a divorce!" Vegeta Fan girl No. 44 stated. Vegeta stared.
"WHAT IS *WRONG* WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!!????"
"GOHAN! GOHAN!" All of his fan girls were surrounding him.
"OH MY GOSH!!! HE *TOUCHED* MEEE!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan's Fan girl No. 8 squealed and died.
"Actually, you bumped into him." Gohan Fan girl No. 68 said. Gohan Fan girl No. 8 regenerated.
"I *LIVE*! It must be a miracle! Gohan HEALED me!!!"
"Oh my gosh, he's so cute!" Gohan Fan girl No. 54 screamed.
"Gr…" Videl was sitting in a chair, Chi-Chi watching her with anticipation.
"What a beefcake!" Goku Fan girl No. 85 exclaimed.
"Yeah, he is…" Goku Fan girl No. 83 said in a dreamy voice.
"He is SUCH a hottie!"
"I know! I wanna have his baby!" This was too much. Videl stood up.
"LISTEN, YOU OLD HAG!" Videl yelled. "*NO* ONE IS HAVING GOHAN'S BABY BUT *ME*!" Everyone gasped and stared at Videl.
"Eeeee!" Gohan squeaked and went red.
"OH MY GOSH!" Gohan Fan girl No. 12 yelled. "HE WENT INTO SHOCK!!!!!!!"
"And you call yourself his GIRLFRIEND!" Gohan Fan girl No. 89 said in disgust.
"Gohan, BREATHE!" Chi-Chi slapped her eldest son.
"Gohan! Gohan!" Videl made her way through the fan girls to get to her beloved bishonen.
"GOHAN, if you don't BREATHE, then how will I have my GRANDCHILDREN!!!!!?" Chi-Chi continued slapping her son.
"You always have Goten…" Bulma said.
"NO!" Goku grabbed Goten and clutched him close to his chest. "I'll never let you have him! NEVEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! Gohan is your child! Goten is mine!"
"FAVORITISM!!!!!!!!!!!!" Piccolo yelled. "I REMEMBER IT AS A CHILD!!!!!! MARSHA, MARSHA, MARSHA! ALWAYS MY OLDER SISTER MARSHA!!!!"
Dende suddenly appeared. "IT WAS ALWAYS ABOUT PICCOLO! PICCOLO, PICCOLO, PICCOLO!!!! WHAT ABOUT ME!!!!???????? *I* WAS THE CUTE ONE! NOT HIM! I WAS! IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Poof! Dende disappeared and Frieza appeared. "Heh. Sorry about that! I'm having problems with the transporter machine!"
"Oh." Goku nodded.
"BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!" Chi-Chi yelled, slapping Gohan even harder. Gohan gasped for air, and went blue.
"GOHAN!!!!!!" Videl started crying. "What am I gonna do without you??? How will I go on??? COME ON, GOHAN!!!! BREATHE!!!!!!!!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan started squeaking some more.
"BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What's the matter with Gohan?" Goten sniffed. "Is he gonna die?"
"Gohan would NEVER leave you!" Goku ran his hand through Goten's hair. Goku hugged Goten. "Never…"
"Not true." Piccolo said.
"SHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Goku practically yelled at the Namekian.
"Hey, Gohan, you gotta brea-eathe!" Trunks was jumping up and down. "Hey, Gohan, you gotta brea-eathe!"
"Gohan, you had better breathe or you won't be getting any more cookies!" Bulma said crossly. Gohan didn't respond. She sighed. "Well, it couldn't of hurt, anyway…"
"Hey, Gohan, you have to breathe!" Vegeta yelled. "THE SAIYAN RACE *MUST* LIVE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I can carry on the Saiyan race, Uncle Vegeta!" Goten exclaimed, holding up a finger. Vegeta stared at Goten.
"GOHAN, YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta dropped to the ground and started flood crying.
"Hey, maybe all he needs is a kiss from his Princess!" Yamcha yelled over Vegeta's crying.
"YOU THINK SO!!!!?"
"YEAH!!!!!!!!!!" Yamcha nodded.
"OKAY, IT'S WORTH A SHOT!!!!!!" Videl leaned over and kissed Gohan.
"EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!" Goten and Trunks said. Vegeta stopped crying.
"Huh???" Vegeta looked up to see Gohan grinning:
"Thank YOU, Videl!" Gohan jumped up.
"Daddy, you were right!" Goten exclaimed. "Gohan DIDN'T leave me! YAAAAAY!!!!!! GOHAN WON'T EVER LEAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Nah, squirt!" Gohan ruffled Goten's hair.
"Ohhhhh!" All of the Gohan and Goten fan girls felt they were gonna squeak over with happiness.
"Good gosh." Goten said. Gohan nodded.
"FRIEZAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" Goku yelled. Frieza appeared.
"Yes?"
"Can you get all of the fan girls off the island?" Goku asked.
"Okay." Frieza nodded.
"And they had better not be here next fic!" Bulma warned.
"Won't be, ma'am!" Frieza held up a hand.
"NO!!!!!!!!!" All of the fan girls screeched. Frieza snapped his fingers and they all disappeared.
"MAN!!!!" Yamcha yelled. "Why'd you have to transport mine, too???"
"Are we really rid of the fan girls?" Krillin asked.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Videl screamed as she was attacked by her own fan boys.
"FRIEZAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan yelled.
"Heh…" Frieza snapped his fingers and the fan boys disappeared. "They were just WAITING in ambush, there, weren't they?" Gohan did not at all seem pleased. "Riiiiight… I'll just be leaving now!"
"Videl, are you okay? Gohan asked.
"I'm fine…" Videl rubbed her head.
"Stupid Frieza!" Gohan muttered.
"Hey, guys, let's all play DBZ Kick Off to celebrate!" Trunks offered.
"YEAH!!!!!"
Now that the fan girls are off the island, will they appear later on in the fic? And if they do, will they be in the next upcoming fics? No. However, the fan girls (and boys) play a big part towards the end. In the next chapter, everyone is bored out of their wits and decided to put on the first ever---- FHI TALENT SHOW!!!!!!!!!!! Will it be entertaining? Or will it drive everyone insane? Find out next time, on FHI: Entertainment Needed!