Chapter Seven: We're Leaving Again…
So in the days following, they continued to go the private beach on FHI and the fan girls (and boys) continued to wait ever so patiently for their DBZ bishonen to come off of the island. "They should be coming off any second now."
"Yeah," Goku Fan girl No. 18 nodded.
"Right." Vegeta Fan girl No. 7 repeated: "They should be coming off ANY second now…"
"I miss Gohan…" Gohan Fan girl No. 76 pouted.
"Don't worry!" Vegeta Fan girl No. 1 exclaimed. "I'll put you out of your misery!" Vegeta Fan Girl No. 1 pushed Gohan Fan girl No. 76 into the barrier, and the fan girl combusted. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!"
"That's not funny…" Goku Fan girl No. 90 said, glaring.
"Getting ideas…" Goku Fan girl No. 67 said with an evil grin, rubbing her hands together.
*~*~*
"Um, Mrs. Son-" Videl was cut off.
"What?" Chi-Chi asked. "You wanna get married to my son!? That's terrific! I'll go make the wedding plans!"
"Um… no, I was just going to ask you if you like seashells…" Videl told her boyfriend's mother. Chi-Chi blushed.
"Oh…." Chi-Chi smiled. "Of course I do!"
"Then I made this for you." Videl said, handing Chi-Chi a choker with seashells strung on it. Chi-Chi gasped.
"Oh, wow!" Chi-Chi took it from Videl and grinned. "You aren't just trying to get on my good side so you can marry Gohan, are you?"
"No…"
"Okay!" Chi-Chi smiled and put it on. "What do you think?"
"It goes great with your hair." Videl said.
"Where'd you get the necklace, Chi-Chi?" Bulma had arrived.
"Videl made it for me!" Chi-Chi exclaimed. Videl blushed.
"Hey, what a great idea…" Bulma said. She turned to face the water. "Vegetaaaa!!!!"
"So are you guys ready to ask me how to kill me?" Frieza asked. All of the men (and boys) were out surfing again. Frieza had a purple surfboard with white writing: "Bad to the Bone".
"No…" Goku said. Frieza grunted.
"Gu-uys…!" He whined.
"We just don't feel like killing you." Yamcha said.
"Yeah." Gohan nodded.
"It's depressing." Piccolo said.
"Why?" Frieza blinked.
"Because we can kill you, but we can't kill kill you." Vegeta said. "It's VERY sad…"
"Oh…" Frieza blushed. "Well!"
"Well nothing!" Trunks yelled.
"Let's surf!" Goten exclaimed.
They all swam out to the waves, leaving Frieza behind. Frieza whined. "Hey, Frieza, look out!" Goku warned.
"Huh- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Frieza started freaking out as Goku came riding on a wave. Goku was going to land on him if he didn't move. Goku started laughing. Frieza stood up and dove off his surfboard, into the water below. The wave came crashing down on Frieza's surfboard and Goku went flying past.
"Whoo-hoo!" Gohan swam over to Frieza's surfboard and Frieza surfaced.
"You okay?" Gohan helped Frieza up onto his surfboard.
"Yeah, I'm fine."
"Okay, be more careful next time!" Gohan called as he swam off.
*~*~*
"I have to see Vegeta." Vegeta Fan girl No. 5 said. "I need to drool."
"I know what you mean…" Goku Fan girl No. 83 said. She pulled out quite a few tissues from her pockets. "I need to use up these drool tissues or my family will think that something has gone horrible wrong…"
"Where is my sweet orange juice-loving chibi?" Goten Fan girl No. 7 asked, looking at the sky.
"He's in there." Trunks Fan girl No. 74 stated.
"Oh…" Goten Fan girl No. 7 blushed.
*~*~*
"Walkin down the beach, walkin down the beach!" Goten sang. Goku and Gohan smiled.
"Let's see who can pick up the least amount of sand!" Trunks exclaimed.
"Okay!" The two boys crouched down and tried to pick up the least amount of sand. (A/n: my brothers wouldn't be able to do that. they wouldn't be able to do it without laughing.)
"Sounds like fun!" Frieza crouched down and picked up ONE grain of sand. "Looks like I win."
"But you can't prove that you HAVE anything." Trunks said.
"Yes, I can!" Frieza materialized a microscope and dropped his grain of sand onto a slide. He focused it and let the boys take a look. "See?"
"Let me see!" Goten whined.
"Oh my gosh, he got ONE grain of sand." Trunks said, looking up. Goten looked and came back up with a look of awe.
"Whoa…!" The two turned to looked at Frieza. Frieza smiled and did the peace sign with two fingers.
*~*~*
"Must… see… Videl…!" Videl Fan boy No. 7 said, staring at the barrier. "VIDEL!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"No! Don't do it, Number Seven!" Videl Fan boy No. 4 yelled. Videl Fan boy No. 7 ran into the barrier and combusted.
"Oh well…" Videl Fan boy No. 1 said. "That's just one guy less to get to Videl."
"Yeah." Videl Fan boy No. 5 nodded. (A/n: yes, I know there are more than seven Videl fan boys out there, but I just don't feel like going to drastic numbers. (notice how I have not gone past one hundred with any of the fan girls?)
"How much longer do you think?" Bulma Fan boy No. 6 asked.
"Possibly a minute," Krillin Fan girl No. 16 said. "Possibly an hour."
"Possibly a day." Yamcha Fan girl No. 5 said.
"Possibly a week…" Piccolo Fan girl No. 19 said with a sniff.
"And possibly a…" They all looked at each other.
"YEAR!" All of the fan boys and girls looked back at the island. (Fan girls/boys: O_O) "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Let's charge it!" Vegeta Fan girl No. 73 offered.
"YEAH!!!!!!!!" All of them stood up on their rubber rafts.
"Whoa-oa!" Gohan Fan girl No. 6 fell off her raft. Everyone glanced at her, then looked back up at the island.
"We are all going to charge the barrier," Goku Fan girl No. 5 announced. "Some you MAY die. But it's a sacrifice we're going to have to make…!"
"Hm!" All of the fan girls/boys nodded.
"CHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta Fan girl No. 97 yelled, pointing at the barrier.
"AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Some of the fan girls screamed as they combusted, but the barrier soon exploded from all of the pressure.
"What was that?" Goku asked, turning to look at the barrier.
"The barrier EXPLODED!!!!!!!" Vegeta yelled.
"Hey…!" Frieza whined.
"Let's go, everybody!" Gohan exclaimed. So everyone took flight, except for the women that couldn't fly. They were carried…. AGAIN!
"IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BREAK UNTIL YOU KILL ME!!!!!!!!" Frieza yelled as all of the DBZ characters who had been trapped on the island left. "What caused the explosion, anyway…?"
Frieza flew up into the air and flew over the island. He arrived at the ocean to see a few rubber rafts with floating pieces scattered around them. Some people were standing on the rafts.
"OH MY GOSH, IT'S *GOTEN*!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goten Fan girl No. 52 (Chibi-Gotens-Gurl) exclaimed, pointing at Goten.
"AND GOHAN!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan Fan girl No. 65 fainted.
"Uh-oh." Goten and Gohan said.
"Don't worry," Goku said. "They can't fly."
A motor started up and they all turned to see a huge helicopter. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone flew home immediately. "Hey!" Goku Fan girl No. 86 whined. "Our helicopter can't go THAT fast!"
"Then we'll just have to lose some weight." Vegeta Fan girl No. 1 pushed Goku Fan girl No. 86 out of the helicopter.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku Fan girl No. 86 plummeted and landed in the water.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Stop her!" Trunks Fan girl No. 8 yelled. "She's going insane!"
So Vegeta Fan girl No. 1 went on to push everyone out of the plane, until she got to Goten Fan girl No. 52. "You're next!"
"I won't be going down alone!" Goten Fan girl No. 52 pushed Vegeta Fan girl No. 1 out of the helicopter and went down with her.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta Fan girl No. 1 screamed all the way down.
"I guess that's the end of the fan girls." Vegeta said.
"But more will follow in their steps." Chi-Chi said. Everyone sighed.
The End
The DBZ ending Theme started up and it showed a screenshot of Frieza, jumping up in the air with both hands in the air with a goofy smile. The screen switched to the beach, where Bulma was sun-bathing, with Goku and Chi-Chi making a sandcastle in the background. Eighteen was holding Marron up to keep her from falling into the water, and Krillin was laughing. Gohan came walking by and the camera decided to follow him.
Gohan continued walking along the beach when Goten and Trunks came into sight, playing with their dolls. Trunks suddenly threw his doll at Goten, hitting him in the face. The camera zoomed in, getting Goten's face as the Chloe doll peeled from his face, and he blinked. The camera zoomed back out and now Gohan had passed the boys. Just before they went off screen, Goten jumped on Trunks and the two started rolling around. Yamcha came running by, Barbie Dream Date game tucked underneath his arm. He waved at Gohan and Gohan waved back.
He went back to walking until Videl ran by from the direction he was walking, being chased by a jackrabbit. Gohan freaked out and ran after them. Gohan ran past Piccolo, who looked over his shoulder at him, like he was saying: "Hm…?".
Piccolo went back to looking in the other direction and the camera started zooming in really fast. Piccolo swung around, right at the last minute, giving us two thumbs up with a grin as the song hit the last note.
The FUNimation thingy popped up and the screen cut off.
(FHI4 coming soon!)
So in the days following, they continued to go the private beach on FHI and the fan girls (and boys) continued to wait ever so patiently for their DBZ bishonen to come off of the island. "They should be coming off any second now."
"Yeah," Goku Fan girl No. 18 nodded.
"Right." Vegeta Fan girl No. 7 repeated: "They should be coming off ANY second now…"
"I miss Gohan…" Gohan Fan girl No. 76 pouted.
"Don't worry!" Vegeta Fan girl No. 1 exclaimed. "I'll put you out of your misery!" Vegeta Fan Girl No. 1 pushed Gohan Fan girl No. 76 into the barrier, and the fan girl combusted. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!"
"That's not funny…" Goku Fan girl No. 90 said, glaring.
"Getting ideas…" Goku Fan girl No. 67 said with an evil grin, rubbing her hands together.
*~*~*
"Um, Mrs. Son-" Videl was cut off.
"What?" Chi-Chi asked. "You wanna get married to my son!? That's terrific! I'll go make the wedding plans!"
"Um… no, I was just going to ask you if you like seashells…" Videl told her boyfriend's mother. Chi-Chi blushed.
"Oh…." Chi-Chi smiled. "Of course I do!"
"Then I made this for you." Videl said, handing Chi-Chi a choker with seashells strung on it. Chi-Chi gasped.
"Oh, wow!" Chi-Chi took it from Videl and grinned. "You aren't just trying to get on my good side so you can marry Gohan, are you?"
"No…"
"Okay!" Chi-Chi smiled and put it on. "What do you think?"
"It goes great with your hair." Videl said.
"Where'd you get the necklace, Chi-Chi?" Bulma had arrived.
"Videl made it for me!" Chi-Chi exclaimed. Videl blushed.
"Hey, what a great idea…" Bulma said. She turned to face the water. "Vegetaaaa!!!!"
"So are you guys ready to ask me how to kill me?" Frieza asked. All of the men (and boys) were out surfing again. Frieza had a purple surfboard with white writing: "Bad to the Bone".
"No…" Goku said. Frieza grunted.
"Gu-uys…!" He whined.
"We just don't feel like killing you." Yamcha said.
"Yeah." Gohan nodded.
"It's depressing." Piccolo said.
"Why?" Frieza blinked.
"Because we can kill you, but we can't kill kill you." Vegeta said. "It's VERY sad…"
"Oh…" Frieza blushed. "Well!"
"Well nothing!" Trunks yelled.
"Let's surf!" Goten exclaimed.
They all swam out to the waves, leaving Frieza behind. Frieza whined. "Hey, Frieza, look out!" Goku warned.
"Huh- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Frieza started freaking out as Goku came riding on a wave. Goku was going to land on him if he didn't move. Goku started laughing. Frieza stood up and dove off his surfboard, into the water below. The wave came crashing down on Frieza's surfboard and Goku went flying past.
"Whoo-hoo!" Gohan swam over to Frieza's surfboard and Frieza surfaced.
"You okay?" Gohan helped Frieza up onto his surfboard.
"Yeah, I'm fine."
"Okay, be more careful next time!" Gohan called as he swam off.
*~*~*
"I have to see Vegeta." Vegeta Fan girl No. 5 said. "I need to drool."
"I know what you mean…" Goku Fan girl No. 83 said. She pulled out quite a few tissues from her pockets. "I need to use up these drool tissues or my family will think that something has gone horrible wrong…"
"Where is my sweet orange juice-loving chibi?" Goten Fan girl No. 7 asked, looking at the sky.
"He's in there." Trunks Fan girl No. 74 stated.
"Oh…" Goten Fan girl No. 7 blushed.
*~*~*
"Walkin down the beach, walkin down the beach!" Goten sang. Goku and Gohan smiled.
"Let's see who can pick up the least amount of sand!" Trunks exclaimed.
"Okay!" The two boys crouched down and tried to pick up the least amount of sand. (A/n: my brothers wouldn't be able to do that. they wouldn't be able to do it without laughing.)
"Sounds like fun!" Frieza crouched down and picked up ONE grain of sand. "Looks like I win."
"But you can't prove that you HAVE anything." Trunks said.
"Yes, I can!" Frieza materialized a microscope and dropped his grain of sand onto a slide. He focused it and let the boys take a look. "See?"
"Let me see!" Goten whined.
"Oh my gosh, he got ONE grain of sand." Trunks said, looking up. Goten looked and came back up with a look of awe.
"Whoa…!" The two turned to looked at Frieza. Frieza smiled and did the peace sign with two fingers.
*~*~*
"Must… see… Videl…!" Videl Fan boy No. 7 said, staring at the barrier. "VIDEL!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"No! Don't do it, Number Seven!" Videl Fan boy No. 4 yelled. Videl Fan boy No. 7 ran into the barrier and combusted.
"Oh well…" Videl Fan boy No. 1 said. "That's just one guy less to get to Videl."
"Yeah." Videl Fan boy No. 5 nodded. (A/n: yes, I know there are more than seven Videl fan boys out there, but I just don't feel like going to drastic numbers. (notice how I have not gone past one hundred with any of the fan girls?)
"How much longer do you think?" Bulma Fan boy No. 6 asked.
"Possibly a minute," Krillin Fan girl No. 16 said. "Possibly an hour."
"Possibly a day." Yamcha Fan girl No. 5 said.
"Possibly a week…" Piccolo Fan girl No. 19 said with a sniff.
"And possibly a…" They all looked at each other.
"YEAR!" All of the fan boys and girls looked back at the island. (Fan girls/boys: O_O) "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Let's charge it!" Vegeta Fan girl No. 73 offered.
"YEAH!!!!!!!!" All of them stood up on their rubber rafts.
"Whoa-oa!" Gohan Fan girl No. 6 fell off her raft. Everyone glanced at her, then looked back up at the island.
"We are all going to charge the barrier," Goku Fan girl No. 5 announced. "Some you MAY die. But it's a sacrifice we're going to have to make…!"
"Hm!" All of the fan girls/boys nodded.
"CHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta Fan girl No. 97 yelled, pointing at the barrier.
"AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Some of the fan girls screamed as they combusted, but the barrier soon exploded from all of the pressure.
"What was that?" Goku asked, turning to look at the barrier.
"The barrier EXPLODED!!!!!!!" Vegeta yelled.
"Hey…!" Frieza whined.
"Let's go, everybody!" Gohan exclaimed. So everyone took flight, except for the women that couldn't fly. They were carried…. AGAIN!
"IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BREAK UNTIL YOU KILL ME!!!!!!!!" Frieza yelled as all of the DBZ characters who had been trapped on the island left. "What caused the explosion, anyway…?"
Frieza flew up into the air and flew over the island. He arrived at the ocean to see a few rubber rafts with floating pieces scattered around them. Some people were standing on the rafts.
"OH MY GOSH, IT'S *GOTEN*!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goten Fan girl No. 52 (Chibi-Gotens-Gurl) exclaimed, pointing at Goten.
"AND GOHAN!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan Fan girl No. 65 fainted.
"Uh-oh." Goten and Gohan said.
"Don't worry," Goku said. "They can't fly."
A motor started up and they all turned to see a huge helicopter. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone flew home immediately. "Hey!" Goku Fan girl No. 86 whined. "Our helicopter can't go THAT fast!"
"Then we'll just have to lose some weight." Vegeta Fan girl No. 1 pushed Goku Fan girl No. 86 out of the helicopter.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku Fan girl No. 86 plummeted and landed in the water.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Stop her!" Trunks Fan girl No. 8 yelled. "She's going insane!"
So Vegeta Fan girl No. 1 went on to push everyone out of the plane, until she got to Goten Fan girl No. 52. "You're next!"
"I won't be going down alone!" Goten Fan girl No. 52 pushed Vegeta Fan girl No. 1 out of the helicopter and went down with her.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta Fan girl No. 1 screamed all the way down.
"I guess that's the end of the fan girls." Vegeta said.
"But more will follow in their steps." Chi-Chi said. Everyone sighed.
The End
The DBZ ending Theme started up and it showed a screenshot of Frieza, jumping up in the air with both hands in the air with a goofy smile. The screen switched to the beach, where Bulma was sun-bathing, with Goku and Chi-Chi making a sandcastle in the background. Eighteen was holding Marron up to keep her from falling into the water, and Krillin was laughing. Gohan came walking by and the camera decided to follow him.
Gohan continued walking along the beach when Goten and Trunks came into sight, playing with their dolls. Trunks suddenly threw his doll at Goten, hitting him in the face. The camera zoomed in, getting Goten's face as the Chloe doll peeled from his face, and he blinked. The camera zoomed back out and now Gohan had passed the boys. Just before they went off screen, Goten jumped on Trunks and the two started rolling around. Yamcha came running by, Barbie Dream Date game tucked underneath his arm. He waved at Gohan and Gohan waved back.
He went back to walking until Videl ran by from the direction he was walking, being chased by a jackrabbit. Gohan freaked out and ran after them. Gohan ran past Piccolo, who looked over his shoulder at him, like he was saying: "Hm…?".
Piccolo went back to looking in the other direction and the camera started zooming in really fast. Piccolo swung around, right at the last minute, giving us two thumbs up with a grin as the song hit the last note.
The FUNimation thingy popped up and the screen cut off.
(FHI4 coming soon!)