1-800-HOT- STUFF
Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing … so don't sue, please…
(A/N: Sorry its been awhile since I wrote anything so here goes)
Okay…….where did we last left off? ……….uh? …he he OH!! Now I remember!
*ahem*
Quatre ran and locked himself in his room to avoid Trowa's nut-kickin-rage. He picked up his phone and began to dial…
*All audience members : "1-800-HOT-STUFF".
Quatre was listening to the same recording, all of a sudden a different recording came on, "Sorry but out physic is busy at the moment, so please hold. Your call is very important." As 'elevator music' began to play.
~* 5 hours later *~
"Nobody knows the trouble I've seen-"
" Uh ……..Hello ….your physic is speaking ..??"
"Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh! The sorrow! Nobody knows the SORROW!!"
" HELLO!?! C-a-n I H-e-l-p Y-o-u?!?"
"Oh! Sorry about that."
"No prob. You are a very peaceful person but you seem to be off 'balance'?"
" Yeah … I'm having a hard time…"
"With what, sugar?"
" Well … I have a hard time asking women-"
" HE'S GAY, AND HE DOESN'E KNOW IT YET!!!!!!!!"
"NOooooooo!! *ahem* No I'm not."
" Okay, ..sorry about that.."
"I have a hard time asking WOEMN out."
"We have you really asked a women out?"
"No."
"See THAT'S your problem!"
" Oh… well… um… Will you go out with me?"
"Sure baby, meet me at the movies tomorrow."
Quatre hung up the phone and did a stupid ( very embarrassing) victory dance. Soon he fell to the floor in shock, "I don't know which movie theater! I don't even know her name!! NNNOOOoooooo!!!"
*~ Physic place~*
"Ha ha ha! Sucker!" Audience: BOO!! THAT WAS MEAN!
"HEY!! Would you date a guy who doesn't know his gay?!?" Audience: *Crowd shakes heads*
"Knew it."
~* Back a the situation*~
The Gundam Boys busted down Quatre's door, thinking it was a cry for help. They were wearing camouflage and held machine guns, " Never fear we, the G-Strings, are here!"
Don't ask …………please.
Author: So how did you people like my third part? Will more to come on: 1-800-HOT-STUFF Please submit more review please ^_^ !