1-800-HOT-STUFF

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Angelic Demon: Last time on…( what was my story called again? ) ……….

Audience:-_-' 1-800-HOT-STUFF!!!

Angelic Demon: Oh! ….^_^ " Heh heh……that's right.. Anyway, at our last event Wufei took his turn and last but not least it was-! *turns around and looks at co-director* Okay! Who cut me off from the

mike?! I wasn't done with my great introduction?!!

Co-director: Uh *shrugged shoulders* I don't know….

Angelic Demon: Hn! Fine! The show must go on …And I really had a good intro too!!! ..*sigh* Oh well..

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Wufei started to clam down and act his normal self but began to give more respect to people and especially women……..well most women, all of them except…

" Hi you guys," Relena made herself right at home as she slam opened the door, " so like what's up?"

"Hn."

"Dude, why does this sorry excuse for a babe hangs around you Heero?"

" I don't know Duo…I just don't get it either man……….Maybe cause she's got nothing better to do?"

" Dude, I don't know man………..she's making it her hobby now it seems like it…."

"Ahhhh, theirs my little mono man." Relena slowly walking towards Heero, but before she could get any closer….Heero stopped her " Wait! Go to the phone and hit the redial button."

Relena paused for a second "……..okay……….?" She the slowly walked to the phone and hit the redial button not knowing what to expect as our familiar female answered the phone.

" Hello this is your psychic speaking, now if you would please tell me your name"

"Uh…..My name is Relena Pec-"

" Oh you're the slut I told He-chan about…."

" Excuses me?!"

"Huh? Oh it's nothing my dear. You seem to have several tolls in life as it many different identities…"

" Yes I do! There's Relena Dorlin, Relena Peacecraft and Queen Relena …"

" ……..*very uninterested* …….Un-huh…….and what would you like to know about your future?"

"Uh………I was wondering if…………………..you…know…………."

" ..*very irritated* …yeah…………Hun I'm …. a busy woman and was wondering if maybe..........I don't know you'd tell me today?"

"Oh……*blushes* I was wondering If Heero and I have a future together?"

"……*holds back laughter*….."

"Well?!!"

"…*desperately holding back laughter*..Sorry there miss Relena I don't see that in the stars…. Maybe you'll become friends…..if you'd stop stalking the poor man!!

Relena then quickly hung up the phone and looked straight to the ground. Quatre the carefully walked over to Relena, "…y…you okay?" Relena then walked angrily to the door knocking past Quatre. She then turned around and looked straight at Heero saying, " Our future WELL intertwine in the stars!!! And we'll not be JUST FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!" She left the apartment slamming the door behind her.

Heero and Duo gave each other a hi-five…..guessing that Relena's future wasn't what she wanted. As Heero encountered a quick thought, "Guys ……..I think I'm gonna have a bigger dose of Relena's stalking?!?!"

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Angelic Demon: Owww, thought I was going to tell Duo's future at first didn't ya?

Duo: Well…….Why didn't you?!!!! I think I've waited pacitnetly and long enough?! I facted I bet we had more time to have squeezed me in too?!!

Angelic Demon: True……..but then I found out …..*vein pops out* YOU WERE THE ONE WHO CUT MY MIKE!!!!

Duo:…uh…*worried*…..I a…

Angelic Demon: I'll give you a 5 second ahead start……5

Duo: Don't you think-

Angelic Demon: .4!

Duo: Aw, come on….

Angelic Demon: 3!

Duo: *nervous* Don't you think your tading it a little to far now?!

Angelic Demon: 2!!!!

Duo: *finally realizes she's not joking and runs*

Angelic Demon: *giggles* I never could hurt Duo! He's the life of the party am I right?

~ You can hear a far off distant scream : AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! SNAKES???????!!!!!!!!!!~

Angelic Demon: ^-^ but that doesn't mean I can't get my reveange, now does it?

(A/N: Hey I need some Insoration desperitly and fast so e-mail me if you have any ideas, please?!)