Chapter 2-Struggle Within
Goku and Vegeta had been fighting in the air for hours. Vegeta felt to be holding back a bit for some odd reason. He felt he could do better. Goku threw a left hook, which Vegeta easily countered by grabbing his are and throwing him to the ground. He then threw a ki blast that, to his surprise, nailed an unsuspecting Goku in the chin. Goku smacked into the forest below with a thundering crash. Vegeta waited in the air for Goku to counter attack, staring at the spot where he fell. For several seconds, there was nothing. Vegeta pulled a 180, thinking Goku was sneaking up behind him. Nothing.
"Lost courage already, Kakarott?", he yelled.
No answer.
It must have been a trap. That rat bastard wanted him to come down below the tree line so he could launch a surprise attack on Vegeta! He took this as a challenge. He descended downward. No Goku. He did a 360 glance to see if he could even find where Goku landed. He heard something rustling in the bushes behind him. He immediately shot a ki blast at it, and it exploded into flames. From the ashes, smoke, and fire came a "big, black, scary monster." It then charged him at full speed. Vegeta, without hesitance, charged a ki blast and threw it at the monster. It dodged it. Before Vegeta could get off another shot, the monster already had him in his clutches, shoving him down is throat.
Vegeta opened his eyes...and started laughing. That monster ate the Saiyan prince!? Ha! In reality, he would have incinerated that cock sucker the second he saw it. Even if it did get as far as to eat him, he would have burst through his chest! Vegeta knew where the nightmare had come from. The night before, Goku made him watch some really old cartoon, probably from the late 1990's, about grade school kids who enjoyed foul language. South...something, he couldn't remember the name of the show for the life of him. But, Goku making him watch that show was the smartest thing Goku did the whole trip. Vegeta couldn't stop laughing. That show was great. Goku said that it was the first time that he heard Vegeta laugh in a non-evil way. He really enjoyed it. He tried to imitate the fat kid's voice. That kid reminded him of a very young Vegeta, well, just the kid's attitude.
Goku was already up. Vegeta figured that it was about 10 A.M. He went over to the coffee machine and gave it a glance.
"How could Kakarott drink such filth?", he said to himself.
He picked up the bubbly brew and examined it, steam rising out of the pot. Suddenly, the ship shook violently and the cauldron spilled all over him. What pissed him off was not that it was burning his flesh, but that his boxers were now turning brown.
"KAKAROTT!!!"
Vegeta, at this point, was ready to shove one of Goku's own Kamea-Meas straight down his throat pipe. He rushed for the pilot's chamber.
"What the fuck did you...", his question was already answered.
Through the windshield, or what ever it was, he saw that they were in a small clearing, surrounded by trees, with a massive mountain range in the distance. Goku was almost out of the airlock when Vegeta caught him. He was already to go, for he had his famous orange suit on.
"Sorry about the rough landing there Vegeta. I think I hit a tree or something."
Vegeta only grunted to himself and said ,"Another accident Kakarott, don't let it happen again."
Vegeta went into the other room and got his traditional battle blue Spandex armor on. He soon joined Goku outside. He looked behind the ship and saw a mile's worth of trees flattened behind the ship.
"You better not have damaged the ship!". He then looked around for Goku. He found him checking the other side of the ship for damage.
"I don't think I did. Nope. Nothing wrong here. How about on your side.?"
Vegeta looked on his side of the ship. Other than a few scratches and a badly damaged paint job, there was nothing wrong.
"The ship is fine. Now, I want to test myself on this planet."
Vegeta flew into the air to survey the land. All he saw was the mountain range, a river, blue sky, and endless trees. He came back down and said ,"I want to move to a more chaotic area."
"But Vegeta, this is a good spot. Not every situation we are going to be in is going to have a red sky with earthquakes and fire all over the place! Besides, here you got hiding places, rugged terrain, millions of trees to smash..." Goku was cut off.
"Thus the same training we can get on Earth! If you want to stay here, that's perfectly fine. I'm going somewhere where I can get my hands dirty."
And without another word, Vegeta jetted off. Goku figured ,"Let him go, I can catch up to him later. I want to enjoy this a little first." With that, Goku simply laid down on the ground and started cloud watching.
Vegeta had grown terribly impatient with Goku during the ride. First, he convinces him to take the month long journey to Purge 116, then he only brings the food and drink that he likes (no steak, no beer), then he fries the gravatron, then he ruins one of his only favorite games by beating him like 50 FUCKEN TIMES!!!!!!! That last thought enraged Vegeta so much that he charged a large ki blast and chucked it at the ground, leaving a crater a quarter mile wide. He gave himself a satisfying, evil smile, and flew off. It reminded him of when on of his favorite actors, Robert Diniro, emptied a clip into a pillow in Analyze This. He gave himself a low laugh. He never could decide who his favorite actor was, Robert Diniro, Al Pachino, or Joe Pesci. He liked Joe Pesci because he was a funny fuck, but Diniro and Pachino had class, the kind of class Vegeta had. Vegeta hated these new fairy actors, they could not touch the skill of those 3.
Vegeta found a good spot for him to train. A swamp area, quite different from where he trained in on Earth. He was usually in 3 places on Earth, the forest, the beach, and the gravatron. But after a while, the paparazzi started fallowing him everywhere. Aw geese, he remembered Huston again. He landed and started doing his warm up exercises. His mind always wandered when he did his exercises, and this was no exception.
The only reasons he came to this planet was so he can be as destructive as he damn well pleased without getting into anymore legal trouble, and to not be bothered, especially by the press. Those fools in Huston had no idea how close they came to death when he did what he did to save their ungrateful asses. THEN THEY HAD THE BALLS TO ARREST HIM! Then the trial was a real fiasco. The prosecutor made points that had nothing to do with the incident, analyzing Vegeta's history which, "for reasons unknown" had gaps and was very brief. THEN THE SONOFABITCH POINTED DIRECTLY AT VEGETA AND SAID "Not only did this man try to destroy Huston, but he's also an illegal immigrant!"!!!!! That's when Vegeta envisioned himself pulling a 45. from his coat and emptying the clip into his head. That wasn't Vegeta's style, but it was the only time Vegeta wanted to kill someone with a gun. The only reason he did not kill the bastard right then and there was because his girlfriend, Bulma, said it would be wise to let her handle the situation. Whatever she did, it worked. Vegeta never understood the legal system. If someone had a problem with someone, they should have it out with them. They shouldn't go through a pansy ass court. All he understood was the "jury" decided his fate, which makes him believe that Bulma did something to them. IF SHE GAVE ONE MAN ON THAT JURY THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF PLEASURE, HE WOULD "RIP OFF THEIR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN THEIR NECK"!!! Vegeta loved that line.
He finish his exercises. He immediately did several back flips to the closest tree and kicked it in half. Vegeta's training had begun at last.
Goku and Vegeta had been fighting in the air for hours. Vegeta felt to be holding back a bit for some odd reason. He felt he could do better. Goku threw a left hook, which Vegeta easily countered by grabbing his are and throwing him to the ground. He then threw a ki blast that, to his surprise, nailed an unsuspecting Goku in the chin. Goku smacked into the forest below with a thundering crash. Vegeta waited in the air for Goku to counter attack, staring at the spot where he fell. For several seconds, there was nothing. Vegeta pulled a 180, thinking Goku was sneaking up behind him. Nothing.
"Lost courage already, Kakarott?", he yelled.
No answer.
It must have been a trap. That rat bastard wanted him to come down below the tree line so he could launch a surprise attack on Vegeta! He took this as a challenge. He descended downward. No Goku. He did a 360 glance to see if he could even find where Goku landed. He heard something rustling in the bushes behind him. He immediately shot a ki blast at it, and it exploded into flames. From the ashes, smoke, and fire came a "big, black, scary monster." It then charged him at full speed. Vegeta, without hesitance, charged a ki blast and threw it at the monster. It dodged it. Before Vegeta could get off another shot, the monster already had him in his clutches, shoving him down is throat.
Vegeta opened his eyes...and started laughing. That monster ate the Saiyan prince!? Ha! In reality, he would have incinerated that cock sucker the second he saw it. Even if it did get as far as to eat him, he would have burst through his chest! Vegeta knew where the nightmare had come from. The night before, Goku made him watch some really old cartoon, probably from the late 1990's, about grade school kids who enjoyed foul language. South...something, he couldn't remember the name of the show for the life of him. But, Goku making him watch that show was the smartest thing Goku did the whole trip. Vegeta couldn't stop laughing. That show was great. Goku said that it was the first time that he heard Vegeta laugh in a non-evil way. He really enjoyed it. He tried to imitate the fat kid's voice. That kid reminded him of a very young Vegeta, well, just the kid's attitude.
Goku was already up. Vegeta figured that it was about 10 A.M. He went over to the coffee machine and gave it a glance.
"How could Kakarott drink such filth?", he said to himself.
He picked up the bubbly brew and examined it, steam rising out of the pot. Suddenly, the ship shook violently and the cauldron spilled all over him. What pissed him off was not that it was burning his flesh, but that his boxers were now turning brown.
"KAKAROTT!!!"
Vegeta, at this point, was ready to shove one of Goku's own Kamea-Meas straight down his throat pipe. He rushed for the pilot's chamber.
"What the fuck did you...", his question was already answered.
Through the windshield, or what ever it was, he saw that they were in a small clearing, surrounded by trees, with a massive mountain range in the distance. Goku was almost out of the airlock when Vegeta caught him. He was already to go, for he had his famous orange suit on.
"Sorry about the rough landing there Vegeta. I think I hit a tree or something."
Vegeta only grunted to himself and said ,"Another accident Kakarott, don't let it happen again."
Vegeta went into the other room and got his traditional battle blue Spandex armor on. He soon joined Goku outside. He looked behind the ship and saw a mile's worth of trees flattened behind the ship.
"You better not have damaged the ship!". He then looked around for Goku. He found him checking the other side of the ship for damage.
"I don't think I did. Nope. Nothing wrong here. How about on your side.?"
Vegeta looked on his side of the ship. Other than a few scratches and a badly damaged paint job, there was nothing wrong.
"The ship is fine. Now, I want to test myself on this planet."
Vegeta flew into the air to survey the land. All he saw was the mountain range, a river, blue sky, and endless trees. He came back down and said ,"I want to move to a more chaotic area."
"But Vegeta, this is a good spot. Not every situation we are going to be in is going to have a red sky with earthquakes and fire all over the place! Besides, here you got hiding places, rugged terrain, millions of trees to smash..." Goku was cut off.
"Thus the same training we can get on Earth! If you want to stay here, that's perfectly fine. I'm going somewhere where I can get my hands dirty."
And without another word, Vegeta jetted off. Goku figured ,"Let him go, I can catch up to him later. I want to enjoy this a little first." With that, Goku simply laid down on the ground and started cloud watching.
Vegeta had grown terribly impatient with Goku during the ride. First, he convinces him to take the month long journey to Purge 116, then he only brings the food and drink that he likes (no steak, no beer), then he fries the gravatron, then he ruins one of his only favorite games by beating him like 50 FUCKEN TIMES!!!!!!! That last thought enraged Vegeta so much that he charged a large ki blast and chucked it at the ground, leaving a crater a quarter mile wide. He gave himself a satisfying, evil smile, and flew off. It reminded him of when on of his favorite actors, Robert Diniro, emptied a clip into a pillow in Analyze This. He gave himself a low laugh. He never could decide who his favorite actor was, Robert Diniro, Al Pachino, or Joe Pesci. He liked Joe Pesci because he was a funny fuck, but Diniro and Pachino had class, the kind of class Vegeta had. Vegeta hated these new fairy actors, they could not touch the skill of those 3.
Vegeta found a good spot for him to train. A swamp area, quite different from where he trained in on Earth. He was usually in 3 places on Earth, the forest, the beach, and the gravatron. But after a while, the paparazzi started fallowing him everywhere. Aw geese, he remembered Huston again. He landed and started doing his warm up exercises. His mind always wandered when he did his exercises, and this was no exception.
The only reasons he came to this planet was so he can be as destructive as he damn well pleased without getting into anymore legal trouble, and to not be bothered, especially by the press. Those fools in Huston had no idea how close they came to death when he did what he did to save their ungrateful asses. THEN THEY HAD THE BALLS TO ARREST HIM! Then the trial was a real fiasco. The prosecutor made points that had nothing to do with the incident, analyzing Vegeta's history which, "for reasons unknown" had gaps and was very brief. THEN THE SONOFABITCH POINTED DIRECTLY AT VEGETA AND SAID "Not only did this man try to destroy Huston, but he's also an illegal immigrant!"!!!!! That's when Vegeta envisioned himself pulling a 45. from his coat and emptying the clip into his head. That wasn't Vegeta's style, but it was the only time Vegeta wanted to kill someone with a gun. The only reason he did not kill the bastard right then and there was because his girlfriend, Bulma, said it would be wise to let her handle the situation. Whatever she did, it worked. Vegeta never understood the legal system. If someone had a problem with someone, they should have it out with them. They shouldn't go through a pansy ass court. All he understood was the "jury" decided his fate, which makes him believe that Bulma did something to them. IF SHE GAVE ONE MAN ON THAT JURY THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF PLEASURE, HE WOULD "RIP OFF THEIR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN THEIR NECK"!!! Vegeta loved that line.
He finish his exercises. He immediately did several back flips to the closest tree and kicked it in half. Vegeta's training had begun at last.