1-800-HOT-STUFF

A/N: OMG?! How long has it been since I wrote?! Sorry guys I must have got caught up with all the crime fighting and all………..yeah…. On with the story shall we?

*~ Uh… I think this will be may last chapter unless other wise…~*

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"Man I'm getting the feeling I'm NOT suppose talk on this stupid phone…….." Duo was complaining on the couch watching his favorite show on T.V Whose Line Is It Anyway (come on who doesn't love that show?!).

DING DONG!!! The door bell rang , so Trowa went to the door to answer it since Duo was on the floor busting a gut. Opening the door he saw Quatre standing there holding several bags. As Quatre walked in he threw the bags inside their home and he didn't look happy.

"I can't believe it?!?" he said stomping his feet.

"What's up man?" Trowa replied surprised by the fact that Quatre was mad and it was WITHOUT the zero system.

"Geez, can you believe it?! My dad cut my spending money short?!"

"Really to how much?"

"To five billion!!!! How am I suppose to live off that?!?!?!?!"

"……………What did you buy anyway?"

" Cloths. A few new pink shirts, a couple more purple vests, and several pair of tan pans…..T-Trowa?!…..Where'd ya go?!"

Before Quarte even finished Trowa walked off from the lil' Pain in the butt prince's winy lecture. And with a discussed look upon his face he walked to his room. Heero on the other hand was reading a graphic novel called Fushigi Yugi ( a wonderful novel might I add) and walking down their hall way. All of a sudden he bumped into Wufei as the started an unusual conversation.

" Sorry about that Wufei…"

"I can't believe you Heero!!!!!"

"Hey, what I do man?!?"

Wufei dramatically slaps his forehead with the back of his hand, "That is my horse!!"

"E-Excuses me?"

" Does thou not knowest that thy be thy own horse!"

" Hey look man, I didn't know it was like that!!"

" YOU KNEW I LOVED HER!!!"

" Okay………….are we still talkin' about the horse?!?" Dropping the novel with fear Heero runs off to the secret tree club house thingy away from the insanity.

Meanwhile …

The physic woman waits by the phone bored out of her wits, " What's the hold up? I haven't gotten a call from those guys in weeks! What's the deal?!?" She got up from her seat, walked over to the fridge and opened the door, "…uh…" looking around the basically empty fridge she finds, " LEFT OVER CHINESE!!!! ALRIGHT!!!!"

( hey left over Chinese food is great, especially cold!!! A very good breakfast food before school!!………Oh?! *ahem* ..let us carry on…)

Back at the GW boys' 'pad' …….(…yeah)…

" You guys what some cookies?" said Wufei in a weird winy voice. But what was really strange was the fact he was wearing a school uniform…..a FEMALE school uniform.

"Guess what I am guys?" he asked

"…..an idiot?" they all replied.

" Don't be silly!," he said waving his hand like a prissy lil' girl, " I feel like a little school girl!"

"Is something wrong Wufei? You've been acting very strangely, especially ever since you called that hot line." Duo stated as he got up to walk out side, to go to their little tree house in there back yard.

" 1. Nothings wrong with me. 2.Nothings wrong with me! 3.Nothings wrong with me!!! 4.Nothings wrong with me!!!!!!! And 5. The next person to walk through that door, their bodies gonna hit the FLOOR!!" Wufei answered breathing heavy . For some strange reason fate was not the brightest thing on Trowa.

Trowa walks into the main room with a tray of food, "Hey guys you gotta watch this show it's great!!! Duo told me all about it!!"

Out of nowhere Wufei pounces half way across the room knocking Trowa's food all on the floor.

" For the love of justice!!!" Trowa cried. Quatre was sitting on a couch in the main room reading a magazine. He lifted his head from the paper, " Naw, me and Justin broke up." and Quatre continued to read the magazine. Everyone in that room sweatroped.

Wufei shrugged his shoulders and then looked back down at Trowa, "JUSTICE?! You know nothing about justice! Oh my gosh?! Look at this mess?! I must hurry before it stains the carpet!!" Wufei ran off to get his cleaning supplies. Trowa got to his feet and brushed off, "………..okay…?"

Over in a secret base……

" Awww man I wanted to have pikachu!!" Heero wined.

" Well I wanted jigglypuff!" Duo complained.

" Okay, okay…. I'll give you….dewgong for your-" Heero was interrupted by the ringing of the telephone. "Hello?" he answered then looked over at Duo, "..it's for you.." and handed him the phone.

"Yes?"

"Yeah uh did ya kinda forget about me!?" a female voice responded with an angry tone.

"Who is this again?" Duo had a blank looks upon his face as he gave Heero an 'I don't have a clue shrug'.

"ARGH?!! Hello?!? 1-800-HOT-STUFF!!! DUH!"

"Oh! Right!! Yeah so what's my future?"

"Ya know…..I kinda don't feel like telling you now…"

"Hey!?!? Do you know how long I've been waiting to talk to you?!"

"Duh! I'm physic, that's my job!"

"……..good point…but still… would ya mind telling my future?"

"…well……"

"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaassssseeeeeeeee?!?!?"

"Alright! Alright! Geez…Alright mister Duo Maxwell, lets see what I can do. So you say you're the 'God of Death' , or somthin' like that right? "

"Yeah, and it's a cool title if I don't say so myself."

"..yeah well…..you keep telling yourself that. Anyways it seems that you had a tragic past……… you lost people you've called 'family' even if they weren't related to you by blood. And during that time it seems your really hated the military. I see…….I see a nun…and she's braiding your hair…."

" ..yeah ..her name….was… Sister Helen. She was a very kind woman…," Duo let our a gruff laughter, " ..heh.. Can ya believe I said 'Yeah! This makes it easier to move around. It won't get in my way to steal stuff.', once she finished braiding my hair?! I was a really confused kid back then…"

"But now it seems you have found your way? Or are you still searching? Those are answers I can't even help you with. But is seems that your future is very clear."

" How clear?! Kinda like clear eyes?"

"In it's own little sad was yes, I guess you could say that….You will be extremely happy and rich by doing-"

"Yeah? Yeah?!? Well don't keep me waiting!!"

"…I …who am I talking to again? Who are you!?"

"Huh?! Wait a sec you called me!!

" I think your confused. Hey?! WHERE AM I?!?

"Oh-my-gosh?! You've go to be kidding me?"

"Is this long distance?! Cause I'm not paying for it!!!" Then a Duo heard a click over the phone indicating that the confused physic hung up.

Meanwhile…

"Ha ha ha! What a sucker!! He fell for it! I am SO gonna get some big bucks from those lil punks! I might be able to pay my bills without cheating," The young physic woman jumped up and down with excitement. Sitting back down she finished her cold Chinese food.

Back at the GW gang's house…

" Man that was totally unfair! I was ripped off!!" Duo was complaining about his phone call as he and Heero started to put up there Pokemon cards.

"Well why don't you just call back?" Heero asked as he took a bite out of a sub sandwich he found on the floor of the tree house.

"Your right!" Duo stood up in that corny ' I'm a hero and I'm gonna save the world' position. He grabbed the phone and started to dial the number.

Audience: 1-800-HOT-STUFF!!!!!

" Yes, you've reached the 1-800-HOT-STUFF hotline. Your destiny awaits you…"

" Yeah well……I wanna know my future!!!"

"OH?! …Mr. Maxwell it seems that you will become a traveler. And….hmm this is interesting……"

"What?! What is it?!"

" You will become obsessed with chickens. Then you will become a monk and never become interested in women ever again!"

"……………………………no….no? women?"

"That's right."

"NNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooOOOooooooooooooooo!!!"

"Well, that's life dude." And so the phone session ended.

~ 8 years later~

In this far future everyone found some kind of happiness well….almost everyone… Heero is still stalked by Relena, but the real strange part is he's a school teacher, teaching U.S History in a high school. Trowa became a mechanic that worked on gundams and other machines that would have needed to be fixed or created . Catherine and Trowa took blood testes and found out that they were truly related. Quatre be came a movie/T.V star, he played a part in one of those soap operas and yes he did finally ask a woman out even though she shot him down…..hard. Wufei became a midnight D.J on one of the radio stations, his show is called 'Gun Shot' and he would be hired once in a while to play in clubs and other parties. Last but not least Duo, he became a monk and shaved his head………….NAW JUST KIDDING!!!! (AN: ^_^''' come on guys I couldn't do that to Duo!) What really happened to Duo was he became a famous cook at the restaurant called 'Anything Goes' . It turned out to be a great success.

And as for the physic she became rich off the gundam guys' phone calls, got married and lived happily ever after!

And so my friends ends another epic of out hot heroes, the Gundam Pilots.

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Angelic Demon: It was really stupid, I know… ..but I think this my be the last chapter.. And our physic well she just a mystery that we may never know about. But I hope you guys enjoyed it. And PLEASE REVIEW??!?!?! I worked on this ficcy of a whole month!!!

But thanks for being patient. Later Dayz!

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