Disclaimer: HunterXHunter doesn't belong to me, they belong to the Yoshihiro Togashi and some other people. The title is not mine, too. It's from (one of) the HxH Vocal Album.
My horribly corrupted plot bunny ran away and I had to get a new one. This one's a fluffy pink bunny named Pochi-chan. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
Kurapica is MALE.
Note: This takes place after Killua and Gon make the bet that whoever gets to have the least money in two weeks will have to do whatever the other wants him to do, and yes, they're still looking for Greed Island. The four are here, and a couple of Geneiryoudan members, too, if I could manage to get their characters right... AND, this is my FIRST, I repeat, MY FIRST HxH fanfic... so... well... you get the point...
NOTE TO SELF:
Hyso-cat, Kuroro the Mouse, Neon the Queen of Hearts (and Swords), Sailor Stupid Leoryo, Machi the Bunny girl, Irumi the White Rabbit, Hysoka the Madd Hatter(two charas?), Monkey!!!! Did I mention Senritsu as Tweedledum and Tweedledee?
Hunters in Wonderland
by Reia Shiioru [co-written with RikaZ]
WARNINGS: This fic is a parody that might lead to AU-ness, OOC-ness and shounen ai to yaoi. I've added three new characters to this story, and they're MINE. You have been warned of the danger that lies ahead!!
Chapter 1: Where are we?!
"Waah! Killua! There are so many people here already!!" Gon exclaimed. Killua clamped his mouth suddenly.
"Will you be quiet? Can't you see a lot of people are staring at you? You are so embarrassing!" Killua scolded.
"Hey, look, let's go over there!" Gon said and took a step forward-- then stopped completely.
"Gon," Killua said in the silence of the crowd. "Do you..."
"I can feel it, too. What's happening?" Gon asked.
"I don't know... There's something strange going on," Killua said, walking towards Gon. "Time seems to have stopped..."
From behind a stall, a little furry white animal scuttled in front of Gon and off in the opposite direction.
Without saying anything to each other, Gon and Killua ran off to follow the furry animal. A few minutes after, A tall man in a yellow and blue business suit with glasses stopped exactly where Gon and Killua were.
"Strange," said the man. "They were here a moment ago..." Then he spotted a little white animal, almost identical to what Gon and Killua saw before. The man and the animal stared at each other for a while.
/How stupid-looking that earth-creature is! It's so ugly! / Thought the little animal. It turned around and ran off.
"Hey, wait!" The man said, and followed the little animal. The little white animal scurried for its life.
~*~*~*~
"Killua, there's something wrong here," Gon said, staring at the scene in front of him.
"I noticed," said Killua flatly. "You know, you shouldn't state the obvious, Gon." Gon stuck his tongue out at this.
"Still... this rice field shouldn't be here."
"Yeah," said Gon. "Weird, ne?"
Killua turned around and said, "Let's head back." Killua suddenly stopped. He stood still, shocked. "Doshita?" Gon asked, then turned around. "Waah!" said he, pointing at what he sees. "What happened to us?! What happened here?!"
Gon felt Killua's hand on his shoulder. "I've no idea," said Killua. Gon pouted. The two stayed silent for a while.
Gon suddenly gasped loudly. "The white animal!" He then turned toward Killua. "Killua, do you remember? We were chasing a white animal!"
"Oh, yeah! Maybe that was the one who took us here," Killua guessed. "And maybe it would be the one to take us back!" concluded Gon. "Let's go look for it, Killua!"
Thus, Killua and Gon started their Animal Hunting.
~*~*~*~
Kurapica blinked. "Hen desu ne..." he said to himself. One minute he was standing next to Daltzolne's car waiting for more instructions and when he turned around, here he was in a castle courtyard. Kurapica then decided to explore a bit, to find out how to get back. He walked on, following the straight path lined by rose bushes. Kurapica found this vaguely familiar. Like a bedtime story nagging on the back of his head, but he never put his finger on it.
Kurapica reached a fork on the road. One led to an endless journey, the other led to a sort-of a maze of more rosebushes. Kurapica stood, thinking of which to take, when two girls in red robes came rushing down the seemingly endless path.
"Tasukete!!!" The girls screeched. They kept on running toward him-- and Kurapica found out why. A giant fluffy pink bunny was chasing them.
As the two girls came rushing by, they took Kurapica with them.
"What? Hey!" Kurapica suddenly yelped. "Hanase!!"
One of the girls turned to him, panic written all over her face. She said, "If we let you go, Pochi-chan will eat you up!!! She's angry and hungry!"
The other girl turned to Kurapica and said, "We'll have to hide here so that Pochi-chan will not eat us!!"
Kurapica then noticed that there were tall walls of rose bushes lining the path. The two girls made three sharp turns and stopped completely. "There, we're safe," said the girl with pink hair. "Gretel! Never take Winky out of her cage when I'm feeding Pochi-chan," she said, looking at the other girl (who had brown hair).
"But Apple! I didn't let her out! Petit did!!" Gretel argued. The girl named Apple raised an eyebrow. "Whatever," she said. Apple then turned to Kurapica, who was brushing off dust from his clothes. She bowed courteously. "I am sorry for any inconvenience we have done," Apple said. Upon seeing this, Gretel bowed, too and apologized. "I'm really sorry," she said.
"Er, it's all right, I guess," Kurapica said. / I guess getting out here would take a little longer than I expected.../ thought Kurapica.
~*~*~*~
Tsuzuku
~*~*~*~
I need you comments, your reviews, your suggestions. No flames or I feed you to Pochi-chan.
A/N: The fluffy pink bunny chasing the girls is the same fluffy pink bunny Kura-chan was riding on and Gon and Leorio were hanging for their lives on it. No, wait. Gon was having fun while Leorio was the one hanging for his life.
My horribly corrupted plot bunny ran away and I had to get a new one. This one's a fluffy pink bunny named Pochi-chan. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
Kurapica is MALE.
Note: This takes place after Killua and Gon make the bet that whoever gets to have the least money in two weeks will have to do whatever the other wants him to do, and yes, they're still looking for Greed Island. The four are here, and a couple of Geneiryoudan members, too, if I could manage to get their characters right... AND, this is my FIRST, I repeat, MY FIRST HxH fanfic... so... well... you get the point...
NOTE TO SELF:
Hyso-cat, Kuroro the Mouse, Neon the Queen of Hearts (and Swords), Sailor Stupid Leoryo, Machi the Bunny girl, Irumi the White Rabbit, Hysoka the Madd Hatter(two charas?), Monkey!!!! Did I mention Senritsu as Tweedledum and Tweedledee?
Hunters in Wonderland
by Reia Shiioru [co-written with RikaZ]
WARNINGS: This fic is a parody that might lead to AU-ness, OOC-ness and shounen ai to yaoi. I've added three new characters to this story, and they're MINE. You have been warned of the danger that lies ahead!!
Chapter 1: Where are we?!
"Waah! Killua! There are so many people here already!!" Gon exclaimed. Killua clamped his mouth suddenly.
"Will you be quiet? Can't you see a lot of people are staring at you? You are so embarrassing!" Killua scolded.
"Hey, look, let's go over there!" Gon said and took a step forward-- then stopped completely.
"Gon," Killua said in the silence of the crowd. "Do you..."
"I can feel it, too. What's happening?" Gon asked.
"I don't know... There's something strange going on," Killua said, walking towards Gon. "Time seems to have stopped..."
From behind a stall, a little furry white animal scuttled in front of Gon and off in the opposite direction.
Without saying anything to each other, Gon and Killua ran off to follow the furry animal. A few minutes after, A tall man in a yellow and blue business suit with glasses stopped exactly where Gon and Killua were.
"Strange," said the man. "They were here a moment ago..." Then he spotted a little white animal, almost identical to what Gon and Killua saw before. The man and the animal stared at each other for a while.
/How stupid-looking that earth-creature is! It's so ugly! / Thought the little animal. It turned around and ran off.
"Hey, wait!" The man said, and followed the little animal. The little white animal scurried for its life.
~*~*~*~
"Killua, there's something wrong here," Gon said, staring at the scene in front of him.
"I noticed," said Killua flatly. "You know, you shouldn't state the obvious, Gon." Gon stuck his tongue out at this.
"Still... this rice field shouldn't be here."
"Yeah," said Gon. "Weird, ne?"
Killua turned around and said, "Let's head back." Killua suddenly stopped. He stood still, shocked. "Doshita?" Gon asked, then turned around. "Waah!" said he, pointing at what he sees. "What happened to us?! What happened here?!"
Gon felt Killua's hand on his shoulder. "I've no idea," said Killua. Gon pouted. The two stayed silent for a while.
Gon suddenly gasped loudly. "The white animal!" He then turned toward Killua. "Killua, do you remember? We were chasing a white animal!"
"Oh, yeah! Maybe that was the one who took us here," Killua guessed. "And maybe it would be the one to take us back!" concluded Gon. "Let's go look for it, Killua!"
Thus, Killua and Gon started their Animal Hunting.
~*~*~*~
Kurapica blinked. "Hen desu ne..." he said to himself. One minute he was standing next to Daltzolne's car waiting for more instructions and when he turned around, here he was in a castle courtyard. Kurapica then decided to explore a bit, to find out how to get back. He walked on, following the straight path lined by rose bushes. Kurapica found this vaguely familiar. Like a bedtime story nagging on the back of his head, but he never put his finger on it.
Kurapica reached a fork on the road. One led to an endless journey, the other led to a sort-of a maze of more rosebushes. Kurapica stood, thinking of which to take, when two girls in red robes came rushing down the seemingly endless path.
"Tasukete!!!" The girls screeched. They kept on running toward him-- and Kurapica found out why. A giant fluffy pink bunny was chasing them.
As the two girls came rushing by, they took Kurapica with them.
"What? Hey!" Kurapica suddenly yelped. "Hanase!!"
One of the girls turned to him, panic written all over her face. She said, "If we let you go, Pochi-chan will eat you up!!! She's angry and hungry!"
The other girl turned to Kurapica and said, "We'll have to hide here so that Pochi-chan will not eat us!!"
Kurapica then noticed that there were tall walls of rose bushes lining the path. The two girls made three sharp turns and stopped completely. "There, we're safe," said the girl with pink hair. "Gretel! Never take Winky out of her cage when I'm feeding Pochi-chan," she said, looking at the other girl (who had brown hair).
"But Apple! I didn't let her out! Petit did!!" Gretel argued. The girl named Apple raised an eyebrow. "Whatever," she said. Apple then turned to Kurapica, who was brushing off dust from his clothes. She bowed courteously. "I am sorry for any inconvenience we have done," Apple said. Upon seeing this, Gretel bowed, too and apologized. "I'm really sorry," she said.
"Er, it's all right, I guess," Kurapica said. / I guess getting out here would take a little longer than I expected.../ thought Kurapica.
~*~*~*~
Tsuzuku
~*~*~*~
I need you comments, your reviews, your suggestions. No flames or I feed you to Pochi-chan.
A/N: The fluffy pink bunny chasing the girls is the same fluffy pink bunny Kura-chan was riding on and Gon and Leorio were hanging for their lives on it. No, wait. Gon was having fun while Leorio was the one hanging for his life.