Disclaimer: HunterXHunter doesn't belong to me, they belong to the Yoshihiro Togashi and some other people. The title is not mine, too. It's from (one of) the HxH Vocal Album.
My horribly corrupted plot bunny ran away and I had to get a new one. This one's a fluffy pink bunny named Pochi-chan. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
Kurapica is MALE.
Note: This takes place after Killua and Gon make the bet that whoever gets to have the least money in two weeks will have to do whatever the other wants him to do, and yes, they're still looking for Greed Island. The four are here, and a couple of Geneiryoudan members, too, if I could manage to get their characters right... AND, this is my FIRST, I repeat, MY FIRST HxH fanfic... so... well... you get the point...
Hunters in Wonderland
by Reia Shiioru [co-written with RikaZ]
WARNINGS: This fic is a parody that might lead to AU-ness, OOC-ness and shounen ai to yaoi. I've added three new characters to this story, and they're MINE. You have been warned of the danger that lies ahead!! [Do not drink 5 bottles of 1.5L of Coca-cola in one sitting. Not only will it bring bladder problems, it will also give your brain strange thoughts...]
Chapter 2: The Upside Down World
By the time the sun was setting, Gon and Killua reached a path leading to a very curious woodland. And by that time, their stomachs were empty.
"Gon," Killua started, "I'm hungry!"
"I know," Gon said. "I am, too. But I'm sure we'd find something to eat in that woods."
"You're just saying that to make me go in there. I told you I'm not. It looks too weird!"
"Starve, then," Gon said, walking toward the forest.
"Hey! Wait for me!" Killua followed suit.
Gon eyed his companion. "I thought you weren't coming?"
"Are you crazy? I'm not going to leave you alone in this crazy world!"
Gon snorted. "Yeah?"
"Yeah."
~
"Oh, I'm sorry. We haven't introduced ourselves," said the pink-haired girl. "I am Apple Pye."
Apple extended her arm, expecting Kurapica to take it. He did. "This is my friend, Gretel Hershey."
Gretel bowed. "Hajimemashite," she said.
Kurapica nodded.
"Kimi wa?" Gretel asked.
"Kurapica."
"Sou ka na..." Apple said. "That's a nice name." There was a certain glint in her eyes. Sort of all knowing, powerful.
"Ne, it's about time we should get out of this maze. Don't you think so, Kura-chan?" Gretel asked. Kurapica froze at the nickname given to him. He wasn't used to such. Kurapica just nodded. Apple nodded and led the way.
The path Kurapica was led to was twisting, turning, and weird ...not to mention near pointless. Kurapica was starting to doubt the two girls.
"You're so silent, Kura-chan," Apple said without looking back. She was also using the nickname Gretel gave him.
"No, I was just thinking. That's all," Kurapica said, which was true in a way.
"It's the first time I've seen someone like you in Nostrad Kingdom," Gretel said.
"That's because... it's my first time to be here," which was true.
"Sou ka na..." Apple said. Kurapica had big doubts about this girl.
/ Gretel mentioned Nostrad, / Kurapica thought. / Isn't that... /
Kurapica's trail of thought was disturbed by one of the girls saying, "Here we are!"
True enough, they have reached the end of the maze. They were right in front of a large black crystal castle.
~
Leoryo found himself in a sticky situation. Literally sticky. He didn't notice that the weird white animal could fly, so he went on chasing it until he got himself stuck in some kind of gigantic flypaper.
It wasn't until a girl with orange-red hair passed by that he got out of his sticky prison.
"Hey Mister! What are you doing in the Honey Field?" She asked rather loudly because of the distance.
"I got stuck! Can you help me out?" Leoryo answered back. "Wait there," the girl responded and went away for a short while. Leoryo wondered whet the girl would do to help him out. The girl then reappeared, this time she was dragging a big, weird contraption that had some sort of a claw.
"Hey Mister! I'll use this machine to get you out! When the claw comes nearer, don't be scared, okay? It's going to grab you and get you out of there," she said. Pushing some buttons and pulling levers, the girl finally made the machine work.
/ Finally, I'd be able to get out of this mess, / Leoryo thought happily. Seconds later, the claw was directly above him. Leoryo then had the sinking feeling in his gut that it might not be able to work. Fortunately for him, it did.
~
Leoryo brushed off the sticky remnants of what the girl called "honey". Though it didn't smell like honey, it was as sticky. Leoryo straightened up. The girl dropped him on the other side of the so-called "Honey Field". When he looked across, the girl and her contraption was gone.
"Hen desu..." Leoryo said. "One moment she was there, the next she was gone. I didn't even get to thank her!"
Shaking off the thought that the girl was some kind of ghost, Leoryo went off to go look for the white animal.
~
There was a low growl. It was short and sort of gross to hear.
"Ne, Killua," Gon said. "I'm still hungry."
"There should be food here, somewhere," Killua replied, a hand on his stomach. "I mean, this *is* a forest, ne?"
"Maybe we could hunt some animal and cook it..." Killua suggested.
"That's cruel," Gon said. "Let's just look for some berries, it looks like the season for them," he suggested, patting his growling stomach.
Suddenly, Gon pointed a little east off the path. "Hey, it's a river!"
Killua's eyes widened with glee. "Meaning, there will be fish! Fish means *FOOD*!"
Gon and Killua slapped hands and raced off toward the riverbanks. Gon started fishing while Killua was urging Gon to fish faster.
"Killua, you're scaring the fish away! You're too noisy!"
"Too noisy?! You're just fishing in the wring place! I could do better!"
They argued. They caught fish. They ate. They were still hungry.
~
Leoryo was walking very leisurely, whistling to himself, and not minding where he was going, relaxing, enjoying the beautiful scenes of this strange, exotic world. Of course, he knew he wasn't in Earth anymore, although it took him quite a while to realize that.
Suddenly, a young man bumped him, causing them both to fall.
Leoryo, who got to his senses faster, glared at the young man and started scolding him. "Watch where you're going you idiot! You almost knocked me over and I would have hit that rock and hit my head!!!" He screeched. Then he blinked, finally recognizing the young man.
The young man was wearing an all-white tuxedo ensemble, including the shoes. But what made Leoryo want to laugh out really loud was the fact that this person was wearing Rabbit ears on his head, supported by a white headband. Not only that, but he recognized this "young man" as Killua's older brother, Illumi. He wondered what Killua would say if he found out. Leoryo thought of all the possibilities... And then he started laughing.
Unfortunately for him, "Illumi" was already on his feet and had his "fight mode" operational. He grabbed Leoryo by his collar.
"You are making me late." He said plainly. "The Queen has to hear about his," "Illumi" said, glaring at Leoryo, who he had lifted a few inches above the ground. "You will come to the Crystal Castle with me," his eyes glistened with mischief. "As a prisoner."
Leoryo strained to push down his heart from his throat.
~*~*~*~
Tsuzuku
~*~*~*~
I need you comments, your reviews, your suggestions. No flames or I feed you to Pochi-chan.
[4/7/02]
My horribly corrupted plot bunny ran away and I had to get a new one. This one's a fluffy pink bunny named Pochi-chan. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
Kurapica is MALE.
Note: This takes place after Killua and Gon make the bet that whoever gets to have the least money in two weeks will have to do whatever the other wants him to do, and yes, they're still looking for Greed Island. The four are here, and a couple of Geneiryoudan members, too, if I could manage to get their characters right... AND, this is my FIRST, I repeat, MY FIRST HxH fanfic... so... well... you get the point...
Hunters in Wonderland
by Reia Shiioru [co-written with RikaZ]
WARNINGS: This fic is a parody that might lead to AU-ness, OOC-ness and shounen ai to yaoi. I've added three new characters to this story, and they're MINE. You have been warned of the danger that lies ahead!! [Do not drink 5 bottles of 1.5L of Coca-cola in one sitting. Not only will it bring bladder problems, it will also give your brain strange thoughts...]
Chapter 2: The Upside Down World
By the time the sun was setting, Gon and Killua reached a path leading to a very curious woodland. And by that time, their stomachs were empty.
"Gon," Killua started, "I'm hungry!"
"I know," Gon said. "I am, too. But I'm sure we'd find something to eat in that woods."
"You're just saying that to make me go in there. I told you I'm not. It looks too weird!"
"Starve, then," Gon said, walking toward the forest.
"Hey! Wait for me!" Killua followed suit.
Gon eyed his companion. "I thought you weren't coming?"
"Are you crazy? I'm not going to leave you alone in this crazy world!"
Gon snorted. "Yeah?"
"Yeah."
~
"Oh, I'm sorry. We haven't introduced ourselves," said the pink-haired girl. "I am Apple Pye."
Apple extended her arm, expecting Kurapica to take it. He did. "This is my friend, Gretel Hershey."
Gretel bowed. "Hajimemashite," she said.
Kurapica nodded.
"Kimi wa?" Gretel asked.
"Kurapica."
"Sou ka na..." Apple said. "That's a nice name." There was a certain glint in her eyes. Sort of all knowing, powerful.
"Ne, it's about time we should get out of this maze. Don't you think so, Kura-chan?" Gretel asked. Kurapica froze at the nickname given to him. He wasn't used to such. Kurapica just nodded. Apple nodded and led the way.
The path Kurapica was led to was twisting, turning, and weird ...not to mention near pointless. Kurapica was starting to doubt the two girls.
"You're so silent, Kura-chan," Apple said without looking back. She was also using the nickname Gretel gave him.
"No, I was just thinking. That's all," Kurapica said, which was true in a way.
"It's the first time I've seen someone like you in Nostrad Kingdom," Gretel said.
"That's because... it's my first time to be here," which was true.
"Sou ka na..." Apple said. Kurapica had big doubts about this girl.
/ Gretel mentioned Nostrad, / Kurapica thought. / Isn't that... /
Kurapica's trail of thought was disturbed by one of the girls saying, "Here we are!"
True enough, they have reached the end of the maze. They were right in front of a large black crystal castle.
~
Leoryo found himself in a sticky situation. Literally sticky. He didn't notice that the weird white animal could fly, so he went on chasing it until he got himself stuck in some kind of gigantic flypaper.
It wasn't until a girl with orange-red hair passed by that he got out of his sticky prison.
"Hey Mister! What are you doing in the Honey Field?" She asked rather loudly because of the distance.
"I got stuck! Can you help me out?" Leoryo answered back. "Wait there," the girl responded and went away for a short while. Leoryo wondered whet the girl would do to help him out. The girl then reappeared, this time she was dragging a big, weird contraption that had some sort of a claw.
"Hey Mister! I'll use this machine to get you out! When the claw comes nearer, don't be scared, okay? It's going to grab you and get you out of there," she said. Pushing some buttons and pulling levers, the girl finally made the machine work.
/ Finally, I'd be able to get out of this mess, / Leoryo thought happily. Seconds later, the claw was directly above him. Leoryo then had the sinking feeling in his gut that it might not be able to work. Fortunately for him, it did.
~
Leoryo brushed off the sticky remnants of what the girl called "honey". Though it didn't smell like honey, it was as sticky. Leoryo straightened up. The girl dropped him on the other side of the so-called "Honey Field". When he looked across, the girl and her contraption was gone.
"Hen desu..." Leoryo said. "One moment she was there, the next she was gone. I didn't even get to thank her!"
Shaking off the thought that the girl was some kind of ghost, Leoryo went off to go look for the white animal.
~
There was a low growl. It was short and sort of gross to hear.
"Ne, Killua," Gon said. "I'm still hungry."
"There should be food here, somewhere," Killua replied, a hand on his stomach. "I mean, this *is* a forest, ne?"
"Maybe we could hunt some animal and cook it..." Killua suggested.
"That's cruel," Gon said. "Let's just look for some berries, it looks like the season for them," he suggested, patting his growling stomach.
Suddenly, Gon pointed a little east off the path. "Hey, it's a river!"
Killua's eyes widened with glee. "Meaning, there will be fish! Fish means *FOOD*!"
Gon and Killua slapped hands and raced off toward the riverbanks. Gon started fishing while Killua was urging Gon to fish faster.
"Killua, you're scaring the fish away! You're too noisy!"
"Too noisy?! You're just fishing in the wring place! I could do better!"
They argued. They caught fish. They ate. They were still hungry.
~
Leoryo was walking very leisurely, whistling to himself, and not minding where he was going, relaxing, enjoying the beautiful scenes of this strange, exotic world. Of course, he knew he wasn't in Earth anymore, although it took him quite a while to realize that.
Suddenly, a young man bumped him, causing them both to fall.
Leoryo, who got to his senses faster, glared at the young man and started scolding him. "Watch where you're going you idiot! You almost knocked me over and I would have hit that rock and hit my head!!!" He screeched. Then he blinked, finally recognizing the young man.
The young man was wearing an all-white tuxedo ensemble, including the shoes. But what made Leoryo want to laugh out really loud was the fact that this person was wearing Rabbit ears on his head, supported by a white headband. Not only that, but he recognized this "young man" as Killua's older brother, Illumi. He wondered what Killua would say if he found out. Leoryo thought of all the possibilities... And then he started laughing.
Unfortunately for him, "Illumi" was already on his feet and had his "fight mode" operational. He grabbed Leoryo by his collar.
"You are making me late." He said plainly. "The Queen has to hear about his," "Illumi" said, glaring at Leoryo, who he had lifted a few inches above the ground. "You will come to the Crystal Castle with me," his eyes glistened with mischief. "As a prisoner."
Leoryo strained to push down his heart from his throat.
~*~*~*~
Tsuzuku
~*~*~*~
I need you comments, your reviews, your suggestions. No flames or I feed you to Pochi-chan.
[4/7/02]