Before the fic begins, let me just say... THANK YOU to: jett, Yukitsu, Aroe, sasori, Roaki, Aeris, bishounen luvah and Cassandra for reviewing!! Hey, bish luvah(can I call you that?) I totally agree!! Illu-chan is cute with bunny ears!! Roaki, about that tense changing thing, blame Rika-chan. She doesn't check the grammar thouroughly.. Gomen ne... We'll try to fix that...Yukitsu, I also have a pic of the cover!! He's so kawaii... I wrote that so that no one's gonna get confused. I mean, rumors are half lies and half truths anyway... Jett, I, too was waiting for the moment that HxH will have a section here in fanfiction.net. GEH! Babbled long enough... ^^;;
On with the fic!
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Disclaimer: HunterXHunter doesn't belong to me, they belong to the Yoshihiro Togashi and some other people. The title is not mine, too. It's from (one of) the HxH Vocal Album.
My horribly corrupted plot bunny ran away and I had to get a new one. This one's a fluffy pink bunny named Pochi-chan. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
Kurapica is MALE.
Note: This takes place after Killua and Gon make the bet that whoever gets to have the least money in two weeks will have to do whatever the other wants him to do, and yes, they're still looking for Greed Island. The four are here, and a couple of Geneiryoudan members, too, if I could manage to get their characters right... AND, this is my FIRST, I repeat, MY FIRST HxH fanfic... so... well... you get the point...
Hunters in Wonderland
by Reia Shiioru[co-written with RikaZ]
WARNINGS: This fic is a parody that might lead to AU-ness, OOC-ness and shounen ai to yaoi. I've added three new characters to this story, and they're MINE. You have been warned of the danger that lies ahead!! Oooh, but read it anyway!!
Chapter 3: Madness!
Kurapica found himself sitting in a very luxurious, comfortable and expensive red sofa. The two girls, Apple and Gretel, had escorted him in the castle and in this particular room, and told him to wait for them. He was amazed by the construction of this Crystal Castle. The material used was some sort of Black Crystal, which he concluded was also expensive. Even the carpets, the tapestries, almost everything on display here were expensive!
Maybe the Queen, or whoever lived in this castle, liked to have expensive things... Which triggered something (again) in Kurapica's head: the "Boss", Nostrad's daughter.
/It couldn't be, / Kurapica thought, shaking his head.
...Or could it?
Moments later, the two girls arrived, with several others dressed like them, and one dressed in light blue. The female dressed in light blue looked strangely familiar, somehow, though Kurapica wasn't sure. The girl in blue had a veil over her head. Apple, the pink haired girl, assisted the Lady in Blue in sitting down on the couch across Kurapica. Kurapica supposed that she was "the Queen".
"So," the Lady in Blue started, "I heard that you were wandering near my castle, Stranger."
"Yes," Kurapica said politely. "I was travelling by, and I wanted to get to know the land better. I had no knowledge that I was in your territory."
"That's okay," said the Lady in Blue, as if they were friends of old. "My servants say that you're nice and harmless, anyway."
Kurapica slightly glanced in the direction of his two escorts. They were smiling. At him.
"They also say that you helped them in escaping from Pochi-chan," the Lady in Blue continued. "For that, I will award you. No, kindness and acceptance are too little. I will award you the title, Hero."
Kurapica looked at the Lady in Blue. "But My Lady, I am not worthy of that Title--" But the Lady in Blue was not listening.
"Also, I will give you a Mansion of your own in my kingdom, complete with furniture, maids and all that you would need for your stay." The Lady in Blue was smiling.
"But your Highness, I do not need all those," Kurapica said. "Oh, nonsense!" the Lady replied. "You are a hero! Of course you need them!"
"I am truly sorry, your Highness. All I need right now is for a place to stay for the night so that I may continue my journey--" Kurapica paused. The Lady in Blue had taken her veil off. Kurapica was gaping, his mouth not that wide open, luckily.
"Queen... Neon..."
The "cat" purred. His bright, little eyes watched two little children eat food, which did not belong to them.
"Her... Majesty... will be pleased..."
"I can't believe that the weird looking fish taste so *good*!" Killua exclaimed, licking his lips. Gon, teary eyed, stared at the bones of his fish. "Yeah, you got to eat three out of the four I caught..."
"Gomen," Killua said, his hands together, his body bent in a bow. Straightening up, Killua said, "But I'm still hungry, though."
"Me, too," Gon said, glaring at Killua.
"Killua, look! Mushrooms!" Gon rushed over to a patch of trees nearby.
"Gon, are you those are, well, edible?" Killua asked, walking over to Gon. "Yeah, these have no rings, so they aren't poisonous! They even smell delicious!" Gon picked up two healthy-looking mushrooms and handed one to Killua. "Here, have one."
"Gon, are you *really* sure these wouldn't poison me?" Killua asked, eyeing the mushroom. "Okay," said Gon. "I'll eat it first, then if it kills me..."
"Why don't we just eat it together?"
Gon smiled, "Okay."
With a nervous smile, Killua opened his mouth (so did Gon), placed the mushroom near and...
They waited.
"Hey, Gon," Killua said, in between his chewing. "You're right, this is edible." Gon smiled, "I told you!"
But somehow, Killua can't stop the feeling that something bad was going to happen...
Gon felt strange.
So did Killua. "Uh, Gon, I don't think..."
Before Killua finished, a cloud of pink, violet and green smoke enveloped them. It made both Gon and Killua choke. The cat smiled.
When the smoke cleared, the cat could no longer see the children. The cat ginned from ear to ear. Stretching its legs, the cat prepared to jump off from where it was perched. It leapt and landed on the ground where the two children were. "I can still smell you," It said.
The cat heard two tiny screams. The cat looked down. The cat grinned again. "Aww, you two look so cute together," it mused. The cat liked what it saw.
The two children were holding each other in fear. Both were trembling.
"Hey, it's not my fault! I'm still my size," the cat said.
"Wh-who are you?" the child with spiky black hair asked. The cat smiled. "Good question," it said. "My name, however unimportant to your being restored to your normal size, is Cheshire Hyso-cat."
The child with light, Very light, hair looked at Hyso-cat, sweatdropping. He whispered something to his companion. The boy with black, spiky hair sweatdropped, too.
Hyso-cat frowned.
Gon looked at the giant cat. Killua was right. No wonder the cat looked a little familiar. The eyes, the hair-color, the weird markings on its cheeks... The cat *did* look like Hysoka... Gon shuddered, struggling to smile at the giant cat named Hyso-cat.
"M-my name is G-Gon. This is my f-friend, K-Killua," Gon stuttered, pointing first on his chest (referring to him) and next to Killua. Then, Gon felt something sharp close down on his pointing finger. When he turned around, he saw Killua biting his index finger. He did the first thing that came into his mind. Gon pushed Killua's face away from his finger using his free hand-- no, palm. Killua then tackled Gon, saying/screaming/yelling, "It's not polite to point at people!"
The giant cat named Hyso-cat the Cheshire watched as the two little (very literal) children fought-- no, had a little "skirmish" over plain things. Hyso-cat purred, continuing to watch the miniature children fight-- ...whatever.
"Dame da!!"
Leoryo tugged at the very harsh hand/arm/body part dragging him by the collar. "I have feet, and I can walk! Stop dragging me like I'm a rag-doll!" He demanded. "Hanase!!" Illumi stopped dragging him and turned around. He still had the cold stare in his eyes, which made Leoryo wish he hadn't said anything.
"All right, then," Illumi said. "You can walk. On your *own* feet." Leoryo sighed. Too bad for him, he didn't see Illumi's lips twitch into a smirk. "But I get to tie you on a leash!"
Leoryo face-vaulted. He didn't quite expect that. "Uso da!"
"Uso ja nai."
Poor Leoryo...
"Uso da!!!"
Killua gaped at the giant cat in front of him. "Isn't there a way to turn us back into our own size?!" He asked, rather wildly at that. Gon was staring at the cat, dumbfounded.
"Hmm... let me think..." Hyso-cat drawled. "Yes. You must look for a similar mushroom, and I'm not telling you more than this. I'll let the Colonel tell you more." Hyso-cat grinned.
"What? Can't you tell us all the information we need *now* Hysoka?!" Killua asked angrily.
"It's not 'Hysoka', it's *Hyso-cat*, little boy," Hyso-cat grinned coldly. "He's a different person, mind you. And I will not tell you where to get the mushroom. Only the colonel knows."
Gon pouted. "Where can we find the Colonel?" he asked. "Good question, kid," Hyso-cat replied. "I don't know. There is a rumor that he's near the lake."
"Where's the lake, then?
"Around three to four kilometers from here, towards the east," Hyso-cat replied, grinning. "Of course, it would be a little further, considering your size."
"Can you take us there?"
"Let me think about that..."
"Please?"
"..."
"Please?"
"Oh, all right. In one condition."
"Anything!"
Hyso-cat grinned. "You guys have to act like chickens, first."
"What?!" Killua screeched.
"Killua, it's the only way! We wouldn't be able to get there on time!"
"We have all the time!!"
"Yeah, but the faster we get to the Colonel, the faster we'd grow back to our original size *and* get back to the auctions!"
"Oh, all right," Killua said, reluctantly.
Hyso-cat had a wonderful time watching the two boys act like chickens.
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Tsuzuku
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I need you comments, your reviews, your suggestions. No flames or I feed you to Pochi-chan.
A/N: I finally know what would happen to a person if he/she listens to Inori over and over and over again!!! No, that person will not turn into a zombie, singing an off-tune Inori! You'd hear Inori even if you're taking a bath, watching a movie, when the whole room is silent-- best thing(or maybe not) is that you get to be addicted to Kura-sama so much, you'd want to hear more!!! *starts listening to Inori again* --Reia
I like chickens --Rika
[4/8/02]
On with the fic!
~
Disclaimer: HunterXHunter doesn't belong to me, they belong to the Yoshihiro Togashi and some other people. The title is not mine, too. It's from (one of) the HxH Vocal Album.
My horribly corrupted plot bunny ran away and I had to get a new one. This one's a fluffy pink bunny named Pochi-chan. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
Kurapica is MALE.
Note: This takes place after Killua and Gon make the bet that whoever gets to have the least money in two weeks will have to do whatever the other wants him to do, and yes, they're still looking for Greed Island. The four are here, and a couple of Geneiryoudan members, too, if I could manage to get their characters right... AND, this is my FIRST, I repeat, MY FIRST HxH fanfic... so... well... you get the point...
Hunters in Wonderland
by Reia Shiioru[co-written with RikaZ]
WARNINGS: This fic is a parody that might lead to AU-ness, OOC-ness and shounen ai to yaoi. I've added three new characters to this story, and they're MINE. You have been warned of the danger that lies ahead!! Oooh, but read it anyway!!
Chapter 3: Madness!
Kurapica found himself sitting in a very luxurious, comfortable and expensive red sofa. The two girls, Apple and Gretel, had escorted him in the castle and in this particular room, and told him to wait for them. He was amazed by the construction of this Crystal Castle. The material used was some sort of Black Crystal, which he concluded was also expensive. Even the carpets, the tapestries, almost everything on display here were expensive!
Maybe the Queen, or whoever lived in this castle, liked to have expensive things... Which triggered something (again) in Kurapica's head: the "Boss", Nostrad's daughter.
/It couldn't be, / Kurapica thought, shaking his head.
...Or could it?
Moments later, the two girls arrived, with several others dressed like them, and one dressed in light blue. The female dressed in light blue looked strangely familiar, somehow, though Kurapica wasn't sure. The girl in blue had a veil over her head. Apple, the pink haired girl, assisted the Lady in Blue in sitting down on the couch across Kurapica. Kurapica supposed that she was "the Queen".
"So," the Lady in Blue started, "I heard that you were wandering near my castle, Stranger."
"Yes," Kurapica said politely. "I was travelling by, and I wanted to get to know the land better. I had no knowledge that I was in your territory."
"That's okay," said the Lady in Blue, as if they were friends of old. "My servants say that you're nice and harmless, anyway."
Kurapica slightly glanced in the direction of his two escorts. They were smiling. At him.
"They also say that you helped them in escaping from Pochi-chan," the Lady in Blue continued. "For that, I will award you. No, kindness and acceptance are too little. I will award you the title, Hero."
Kurapica looked at the Lady in Blue. "But My Lady, I am not worthy of that Title--" But the Lady in Blue was not listening.
"Also, I will give you a Mansion of your own in my kingdom, complete with furniture, maids and all that you would need for your stay." The Lady in Blue was smiling.
"But your Highness, I do not need all those," Kurapica said. "Oh, nonsense!" the Lady replied. "You are a hero! Of course you need them!"
"I am truly sorry, your Highness. All I need right now is for a place to stay for the night so that I may continue my journey--" Kurapica paused. The Lady in Blue had taken her veil off. Kurapica was gaping, his mouth not that wide open, luckily.
"Queen... Neon..."
The "cat" purred. His bright, little eyes watched two little children eat food, which did not belong to them.
"Her... Majesty... will be pleased..."
"I can't believe that the weird looking fish taste so *good*!" Killua exclaimed, licking his lips. Gon, teary eyed, stared at the bones of his fish. "Yeah, you got to eat three out of the four I caught..."
"Gomen," Killua said, his hands together, his body bent in a bow. Straightening up, Killua said, "But I'm still hungry, though."
"Me, too," Gon said, glaring at Killua.
"Killua, look! Mushrooms!" Gon rushed over to a patch of trees nearby.
"Gon, are you those are, well, edible?" Killua asked, walking over to Gon. "Yeah, these have no rings, so they aren't poisonous! They even smell delicious!" Gon picked up two healthy-looking mushrooms and handed one to Killua. "Here, have one."
"Gon, are you *really* sure these wouldn't poison me?" Killua asked, eyeing the mushroom. "Okay," said Gon. "I'll eat it first, then if it kills me..."
"Why don't we just eat it together?"
Gon smiled, "Okay."
With a nervous smile, Killua opened his mouth (so did Gon), placed the mushroom near and...
They waited.
"Hey, Gon," Killua said, in between his chewing. "You're right, this is edible." Gon smiled, "I told you!"
But somehow, Killua can't stop the feeling that something bad was going to happen...
Gon felt strange.
So did Killua. "Uh, Gon, I don't think..."
Before Killua finished, a cloud of pink, violet and green smoke enveloped them. It made both Gon and Killua choke. The cat smiled.
When the smoke cleared, the cat could no longer see the children. The cat ginned from ear to ear. Stretching its legs, the cat prepared to jump off from where it was perched. It leapt and landed on the ground where the two children were. "I can still smell you," It said.
The cat heard two tiny screams. The cat looked down. The cat grinned again. "Aww, you two look so cute together," it mused. The cat liked what it saw.
The two children were holding each other in fear. Both were trembling.
"Hey, it's not my fault! I'm still my size," the cat said.
"Wh-who are you?" the child with spiky black hair asked. The cat smiled. "Good question," it said. "My name, however unimportant to your being restored to your normal size, is Cheshire Hyso-cat."
The child with light, Very light, hair looked at Hyso-cat, sweatdropping. He whispered something to his companion. The boy with black, spiky hair sweatdropped, too.
Hyso-cat frowned.
Gon looked at the giant cat. Killua was right. No wonder the cat looked a little familiar. The eyes, the hair-color, the weird markings on its cheeks... The cat *did* look like Hysoka... Gon shuddered, struggling to smile at the giant cat named Hyso-cat.
"M-my name is G-Gon. This is my f-friend, K-Killua," Gon stuttered, pointing first on his chest (referring to him) and next to Killua. Then, Gon felt something sharp close down on his pointing finger. When he turned around, he saw Killua biting his index finger. He did the first thing that came into his mind. Gon pushed Killua's face away from his finger using his free hand-- no, palm. Killua then tackled Gon, saying/screaming/yelling, "It's not polite to point at people!"
The giant cat named Hyso-cat the Cheshire watched as the two little (very literal) children fought-- no, had a little "skirmish" over plain things. Hyso-cat purred, continuing to watch the miniature children fight-- ...whatever.
"Dame da!!"
Leoryo tugged at the very harsh hand/arm/body part dragging him by the collar. "I have feet, and I can walk! Stop dragging me like I'm a rag-doll!" He demanded. "Hanase!!" Illumi stopped dragging him and turned around. He still had the cold stare in his eyes, which made Leoryo wish he hadn't said anything.
"All right, then," Illumi said. "You can walk. On your *own* feet." Leoryo sighed. Too bad for him, he didn't see Illumi's lips twitch into a smirk. "But I get to tie you on a leash!"
Leoryo face-vaulted. He didn't quite expect that. "Uso da!"
"Uso ja nai."
Poor Leoryo...
"Uso da!!!"
Killua gaped at the giant cat in front of him. "Isn't there a way to turn us back into our own size?!" He asked, rather wildly at that. Gon was staring at the cat, dumbfounded.
"Hmm... let me think..." Hyso-cat drawled. "Yes. You must look for a similar mushroom, and I'm not telling you more than this. I'll let the Colonel tell you more." Hyso-cat grinned.
"What? Can't you tell us all the information we need *now* Hysoka?!" Killua asked angrily.
"It's not 'Hysoka', it's *Hyso-cat*, little boy," Hyso-cat grinned coldly. "He's a different person, mind you. And I will not tell you where to get the mushroom. Only the colonel knows."
Gon pouted. "Where can we find the Colonel?" he asked. "Good question, kid," Hyso-cat replied. "I don't know. There is a rumor that he's near the lake."
"Where's the lake, then?
"Around three to four kilometers from here, towards the east," Hyso-cat replied, grinning. "Of course, it would be a little further, considering your size."
"Can you take us there?"
"Let me think about that..."
"Please?"
"..."
"Please?"
"Oh, all right. In one condition."
"Anything!"
Hyso-cat grinned. "You guys have to act like chickens, first."
"What?!" Killua screeched.
"Killua, it's the only way! We wouldn't be able to get there on time!"
"We have all the time!!"
"Yeah, but the faster we get to the Colonel, the faster we'd grow back to our original size *and* get back to the auctions!"
"Oh, all right," Killua said, reluctantly.
Hyso-cat had a wonderful time watching the two boys act like chickens.
~*~*~*~
Tsuzuku
~*~*~*~
I need you comments, your reviews, your suggestions. No flames or I feed you to Pochi-chan.
A/N: I finally know what would happen to a person if he/she listens to Inori over and over and over again!!! No, that person will not turn into a zombie, singing an off-tune Inori! You'd hear Inori even if you're taking a bath, watching a movie, when the whole room is silent-- best thing(or maybe not) is that you get to be addicted to Kura-sama so much, you'd want to hear more!!! *starts listening to Inori again* --Reia
I like chickens --Rika
[4/8/02]