Are you getting the point yet? If not, this will explain everything. ^^x
This is a sick idea to explain things though. I don't know what "bangag" in
English is but, that's what I am now. It's some sort of brain disorder ^^x
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. . . but I have been to the mental ward and,
honestly, I was mistaken as one of their patients (blushing).@o@
Kei went up to Legolas' door the next day only to find out that he was not there any longer. She went downstairs to find the elf staring at the television that he, most probably, had accidentally switched on. Amazement was evident in his eyes as he sat on the sofa.
"Why do keep little people locked-up in that frame?" Legolas asked without looking at her. "Do you not pity that they get hurt?"
"Okay, I think it's time for some serious explaining." Kei sighed, "That is a television. Do you remember the picture that I took with you in your world?" Legolas nodded. "It's sort of like that, but this time, they're moving instead of staying still. The people there are not really hurt. There are these things that we call computers and we edit. . uh, draw with and place it there to make it look real."
"If so, what are those very colorful humans? They do not have lips and they have lines for mouths. Most of them have strengths that surpass even the strongest of dwarves and fly as if they are great winged lords." He paused. "They are fascinating, I should say."
"Those are cartoons. They are not real; just drawn." Kei said laughing. "Let's have breakfast now, shall we? I will just heat up some foods that I was supposed to have last night."
They sat down in the kitchen and ate. Legolas constantly asked Kei if what he was eating was cooked for he had a terrible thought eating sashimi. Everything was turning out well yet, Legolas' dream had not escaped his mind. He wore a troubled look and his eating slowed.
"What is it, Legolas?" Kei asked, "What is troubling you?"
"A dream that I had ere I awoke in the middle of the night." he answered and told Kei what had happened without so much detail.
"That is odd," she responded, "I had a similar dream though I did not fall I the abyss. Rather, I talked to this Manwë and Varda people. I could understand what they say though I cannot speak it. Which reminds me, what I said yesterday was, 'I shall come back on the morrow, Mother, Father.'"
"Kei, Manwë and Varda are not people - they are the highest Valar." Legolas corrected her.
Kei nearly choked at her food. "You've got to be kidding me. No way!"
"I do not understand." Legolas said as the words she used did not exist in his world (or time).
"I mean, you're not serious, are you?" Kei asked pleading that he was.
"I am not. I do not wish to do so for I shall make a mockery of those who I have my respect on. I do not wish to feel their wrath." Legolas responded.
"Oh, then, uh, it was only probably coincidence. . .onegai, ano wa zettai ni uso, ne?"
"Would you say that again. I cannot comprehend that."
"Sorry, I said: please, that is definitely a lie, right?"
"What is it that they have told you?"
"That I am their child." She started quite troubled, "That I was sent here to be protected from Melkor. He is the dark one among the Valar, is he not? Surely it is just nonsense, right? I mean, the Valar does not exist in this world, ne?"
"Melkor?! Then the revenge that he proclaims in my dreams are rendered to you." said he with a pained look.
"D-don't get yourself paranoid, uh, worked-up, uh, what the heck! I don't know old English coz I'm no genius so go figure." She said giving up.
Legolas just stared at her trying to figure out what she had said.
"Well, why don't we watch what's on HBO today. I'm sure the movies there will amuse you since you're finished eating already." Kei said diverting the conversation.
"H. B.O?" he asked but was suddenly jerked off as he was pulled to the TV.
She turned it on and nearly laughed off her brains as she saw that it was part one of the LoTR movie they were going to watch. Legolas could not believe his eyes when he sawthat the characters he was seeing were his comrades: Frodo Baggins and Mirthrandir.
"What mockery is this? They are not Mirthrandir or Frodo. . .though I must say that the display was impressive." Legolas admitted.
"You haven't seen anything yet, Legolas. Believe me, you haven't." Kei said as she tried to suppress her laughter.
"Why has Elessar become haggard? What is this? The lady Arwen was not the one who has saved Frodo from certain death." Legolas commented.
Kei just went on laughing and she could not say anything properly and things were not explained to him.
The biggest surprise came to him as the Council of Elrond had begun. "This is a mockery. I am not that man! I did not volunteer in the fellowship, I was chosen!"
"Clam down, Legolas." Kei finally got a break from her laughing frenzy and began to explain bit by bit and saying that humans are not perfect. In the end, she told him, "This is merely for entertainment, Legolas. Don't get your pants in a presser."
"My what in a what?"
"Never mind." she said dismissing him. "Speaking of pants, you better change. We're not going to Disneyland with you in that outfit. C'mon, I'm going to show you where the clothes are."
They went up to the room that Kei lent him and showed him the array of clothes that was his late father's. Legolas felt sorry for the loss of her loved one but she told him that she had recovered from it a long time ago. She waited in the room while he changed in the dressing room.
"Legolas," she said her thoughts in a whisper, "Why are you so handsome? You're making me fall in love with you. Not that I deserve you, though."
At that time, Legolas came out of the dressing room and found her contemplating and blushing. "Is anything wrong, Kei?"
At that, Kei blushed even deeper as she saw him in his long-sleeved blue polo and jeans. "Oh, uh it's nothing. I was just thinking about how to hide your ears." She put a bandana on his head and smiled.
"Is that the reason why your color has gone into a deep shade of red?" Legolas asked quite concerned while she tied the bandana.
"Oh, this?" she asked quite embarrassed, "It's hay fever. It's normal in this world. So let's go."
PLEASE READ!!! IS THIS MARY SUE OR WHAT? I NEED YOUR ANSWERS ^^x
Oh, don'y worry, I'm no fangirl (
Kei went up to Legolas' door the next day only to find out that he was not there any longer. She went downstairs to find the elf staring at the television that he, most probably, had accidentally switched on. Amazement was evident in his eyes as he sat on the sofa.
"Why do keep little people locked-up in that frame?" Legolas asked without looking at her. "Do you not pity that they get hurt?"
"Okay, I think it's time for some serious explaining." Kei sighed, "That is a television. Do you remember the picture that I took with you in your world?" Legolas nodded. "It's sort of like that, but this time, they're moving instead of staying still. The people there are not really hurt. There are these things that we call computers and we edit. . uh, draw with and place it there to make it look real."
"If so, what are those very colorful humans? They do not have lips and they have lines for mouths. Most of them have strengths that surpass even the strongest of dwarves and fly as if they are great winged lords." He paused. "They are fascinating, I should say."
"Those are cartoons. They are not real; just drawn." Kei said laughing. "Let's have breakfast now, shall we? I will just heat up some foods that I was supposed to have last night."
They sat down in the kitchen and ate. Legolas constantly asked Kei if what he was eating was cooked for he had a terrible thought eating sashimi. Everything was turning out well yet, Legolas' dream had not escaped his mind. He wore a troubled look and his eating slowed.
"What is it, Legolas?" Kei asked, "What is troubling you?"
"A dream that I had ere I awoke in the middle of the night." he answered and told Kei what had happened without so much detail.
"That is odd," she responded, "I had a similar dream though I did not fall I the abyss. Rather, I talked to this Manwë and Varda people. I could understand what they say though I cannot speak it. Which reminds me, what I said yesterday was, 'I shall come back on the morrow, Mother, Father.'"
"Kei, Manwë and Varda are not people - they are the highest Valar." Legolas corrected her.
Kei nearly choked at her food. "You've got to be kidding me. No way!"
"I do not understand." Legolas said as the words she used did not exist in his world (or time).
"I mean, you're not serious, are you?" Kei asked pleading that he was.
"I am not. I do not wish to do so for I shall make a mockery of those who I have my respect on. I do not wish to feel their wrath." Legolas responded.
"Oh, then, uh, it was only probably coincidence. . .onegai, ano wa zettai ni uso, ne?"
"Would you say that again. I cannot comprehend that."
"Sorry, I said: please, that is definitely a lie, right?"
"What is it that they have told you?"
"That I am their child." She started quite troubled, "That I was sent here to be protected from Melkor. He is the dark one among the Valar, is he not? Surely it is just nonsense, right? I mean, the Valar does not exist in this world, ne?"
"Melkor?! Then the revenge that he proclaims in my dreams are rendered to you." said he with a pained look.
"D-don't get yourself paranoid, uh, worked-up, uh, what the heck! I don't know old English coz I'm no genius so go figure." She said giving up.
Legolas just stared at her trying to figure out what she had said.
"Well, why don't we watch what's on HBO today. I'm sure the movies there will amuse you since you're finished eating already." Kei said diverting the conversation.
"H. B.O?" he asked but was suddenly jerked off as he was pulled to the TV.
She turned it on and nearly laughed off her brains as she saw that it was part one of the LoTR movie they were going to watch. Legolas could not believe his eyes when he sawthat the characters he was seeing were his comrades: Frodo Baggins and Mirthrandir.
"What mockery is this? They are not Mirthrandir or Frodo. . .though I must say that the display was impressive." Legolas admitted.
"You haven't seen anything yet, Legolas. Believe me, you haven't." Kei said as she tried to suppress her laughter.
"Why has Elessar become haggard? What is this? The lady Arwen was not the one who has saved Frodo from certain death." Legolas commented.
Kei just went on laughing and she could not say anything properly and things were not explained to him.
The biggest surprise came to him as the Council of Elrond had begun. "This is a mockery. I am not that man! I did not volunteer in the fellowship, I was chosen!"
"Clam down, Legolas." Kei finally got a break from her laughing frenzy and began to explain bit by bit and saying that humans are not perfect. In the end, she told him, "This is merely for entertainment, Legolas. Don't get your pants in a presser."
"My what in a what?"
"Never mind." she said dismissing him. "Speaking of pants, you better change. We're not going to Disneyland with you in that outfit. C'mon, I'm going to show you where the clothes are."
They went up to the room that Kei lent him and showed him the array of clothes that was his late father's. Legolas felt sorry for the loss of her loved one but she told him that she had recovered from it a long time ago. She waited in the room while he changed in the dressing room.
"Legolas," she said her thoughts in a whisper, "Why are you so handsome? You're making me fall in love with you. Not that I deserve you, though."
At that time, Legolas came out of the dressing room and found her contemplating and blushing. "Is anything wrong, Kei?"
At that, Kei blushed even deeper as she saw him in his long-sleeved blue polo and jeans. "Oh, uh it's nothing. I was just thinking about how to hide your ears." She put a bandana on his head and smiled.
"Is that the reason why your color has gone into a deep shade of red?" Legolas asked quite concerned while she tied the bandana.
"Oh, this?" she asked quite embarrassed, "It's hay fever. It's normal in this world. So let's go."
PLEASE READ!!! IS THIS MARY SUE OR WHAT? I NEED YOUR ANSWERS ^^x
Oh, don'y worry, I'm no fangirl (