People might be wondering why there aren't any breaks in between POV shifts. Well, 'member the part in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me where there were a bunch of people seeing the d**k shaped rocketship and they keep on switching from one scene to another with the first few words are connected? It's supposed to be like that...
So sorry for the delay, though. I was preparing for school and the College Entrance Exams-- oh my hectic world...
Disclaimer: HunterXHunter doesn't belong to me, they belong to Yoshihiro Togashi and some other people. The title is not mine, too. It's from (one of) the HxH Vocal Album.
My horribly corrupted plot bunny ran away and I had to get a new one. This one's a fluffy pink bunny named Pochi-chan. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
Kurapica is MALE.
Note: This takes place after Killua and Gon make the bet that whoever gets to have the least money in two weeks will have to do whatever the other wants him to do, and yes, they're still looking for Greed Island. The four are here, and a couple of Geneiryoudan members, too, if I could manage to get their characters right... AND, this is my FIRST, I repeat, MY FIRST HxH fanfic... so... well... you get the point...
Rika's note: Forgive me if this fic is getting too confusing. That's my fault, not Reia-chan's. Honto ni gomen nasai!
Hunters in Wonderland
by Reia Shiioru [co-written with RikaZ]
WARNINGS: This fic is a parody that might lead to AU-ness, OOC-ness and shounen ai to yaoi. I've added three new characters to this story, and they're MINE.
Chapter 5: Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star...
A soft breeze entered the room, shifting the light, silky curtains, letting in the warm rays of the sun.
Kurapica opened an eye. It was morning already. He got to sleep? Funny, he never remembered how...
Kurapica stretched his arms, then his legs- and found out that he'd been sleeping on the floor, his back to his bed. / No wonder my neck hurts... / he thought, rubbing his neck. Slowly, he stood up, a hand on the edge of the bed for support.
What he did remember from the night before was that he overheard a conversation between his three escorts. Speaking of which, when he finally stood up, the door to his room opened with a loud creak.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'll get this door fixed," said the one who entered. She was one of the three escorts, one he did not know yet. She had bright orange-red hair, which matched her bright red dress. She had towels in her hand. She smiled.
"It's time for your bath."
"What?" Killua said, groggily. He just woke up.
"I said it's time that you took a bath. You've been sleeping the whole morning," Gon said. Killua noticed that there was nothing unusual in the way he spoke, especially after what happened. "Not only that," Gon continued, "you've missed breakfast." Gon was making a little fire from a pile of twigs they have gathered the night before. He was going to boil water in a small, empty acorn shell that was already hanging over the pile of now burning twigs.
Killua stood up. "Gon, I-"
"It's all right, Killua," Gon said without facing him. "I thought it over. It was my fault..."
"It wasn't all your fault."
Gon turned around. "Well, what's done is done," he said. "Now take a bath, I can smell you from here already!"
A handful of mud hit Gon on the face. Killua was standing on the edge of the bank, his cat ears twitching happily, his hands full of mud.
"You're too noisy!"
Illumi was now busy wrapping three gags around Leoryo's mouth. He had successfully dragged him down the Castle dungeons. He had also called for the Queen's Special Handmaidens, but they weren't there so he just got the Regular Handmaiden.
He was starting to get a headache. He ordered the Handmaiden to tie up Leoryo instead of him. He went directly up to the Royal Throne Room. He was *LATE*
"You're late," the Queen said. She was petting a strangely colored cat with weird cheek markings. Illumi wondered why the cat was grinning at him.
"I am sorry, your highness," Illumi said, bowing. Now he wondered how a cat could grin at all...
"That's okay, I wasn't expecting anything else today, anyway," the Queen said. "Did you find the Jam?"
"Yes, your majesty," still bowing.
"I really like your ears, they're white, like your clothes," the Queen noted.
"Thank you, your majesty." Honestly, he had to put up to the Queen's silly antics before they got to the real point of the conversation.
"Is the Hatter still at large?"
That, he wasn't expecting. "I have not yet received any news of them, your highness," Illumi lied. He had run into the Mad Hatter the day before.
"Ah..."
The cat purred.
"Your majesty, I have brought a strange creature from a foreign land. He is currently down in the dungeons."
"Anything else?" The Queen sounded bored.
"I found two little children playing by the river yesterday," the cat said. Illumi straightened up.
"A talking cat?"
Kurapica looked at the pink-haired Handmaiden. "There's no such thing," he said.
"Oh, but there is! The queen had one on her lap this morning," Apple said.
Kurapica was sitting in front of a rather large table filled with scrumptious food. He knew that the Handmaidens knew that he couldn't finish everything in just one sitting, but he never dared to ask why so much food. "And this cat had weird markings on its cheek. One looked like a star, too," Apple continued as she poured cold, red liquid in Kurapica's goblet. "That's wine, if you're asking," she said.
Kurapica wondered how he would finish all this food.
~*~*~*~
Tsuzuku
~*~*~*~
I need you comments, your reviews, your suggestions. No flames or I feed you to Pochi-chan.
A/N: Pretty short... I liked the longer ones, better... Not much on Killua and Gon here, too. *pout*
[4/18/02]
So sorry for the delay, though. I was preparing for school and the College Entrance Exams-- oh my hectic world...
Disclaimer: HunterXHunter doesn't belong to me, they belong to Yoshihiro Togashi and some other people. The title is not mine, too. It's from (one of) the HxH Vocal Album.
My horribly corrupted plot bunny ran away and I had to get a new one. This one's a fluffy pink bunny named Pochi-chan. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
Kurapica is MALE.
Note: This takes place after Killua and Gon make the bet that whoever gets to have the least money in two weeks will have to do whatever the other wants him to do, and yes, they're still looking for Greed Island. The four are here, and a couple of Geneiryoudan members, too, if I could manage to get their characters right... AND, this is my FIRST, I repeat, MY FIRST HxH fanfic... so... well... you get the point...
Rika's note: Forgive me if this fic is getting too confusing. That's my fault, not Reia-chan's. Honto ni gomen nasai!
Hunters in Wonderland
by Reia Shiioru [co-written with RikaZ]
WARNINGS: This fic is a parody that might lead to AU-ness, OOC-ness and shounen ai to yaoi. I've added three new characters to this story, and they're MINE.
Chapter 5: Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star...
A soft breeze entered the room, shifting the light, silky curtains, letting in the warm rays of the sun.
Kurapica opened an eye. It was morning already. He got to sleep? Funny, he never remembered how...
Kurapica stretched his arms, then his legs- and found out that he'd been sleeping on the floor, his back to his bed. / No wonder my neck hurts... / he thought, rubbing his neck. Slowly, he stood up, a hand on the edge of the bed for support.
What he did remember from the night before was that he overheard a conversation between his three escorts. Speaking of which, when he finally stood up, the door to his room opened with a loud creak.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'll get this door fixed," said the one who entered. She was one of the three escorts, one he did not know yet. She had bright orange-red hair, which matched her bright red dress. She had towels in her hand. She smiled.
"It's time for your bath."
"What?" Killua said, groggily. He just woke up.
"I said it's time that you took a bath. You've been sleeping the whole morning," Gon said. Killua noticed that there was nothing unusual in the way he spoke, especially after what happened. "Not only that," Gon continued, "you've missed breakfast." Gon was making a little fire from a pile of twigs they have gathered the night before. He was going to boil water in a small, empty acorn shell that was already hanging over the pile of now burning twigs.
Killua stood up. "Gon, I-"
"It's all right, Killua," Gon said without facing him. "I thought it over. It was my fault..."
"It wasn't all your fault."
Gon turned around. "Well, what's done is done," he said. "Now take a bath, I can smell you from here already!"
A handful of mud hit Gon on the face. Killua was standing on the edge of the bank, his cat ears twitching happily, his hands full of mud.
"You're too noisy!"
Illumi was now busy wrapping three gags around Leoryo's mouth. He had successfully dragged him down the Castle dungeons. He had also called for the Queen's Special Handmaidens, but they weren't there so he just got the Regular Handmaiden.
He was starting to get a headache. He ordered the Handmaiden to tie up Leoryo instead of him. He went directly up to the Royal Throne Room. He was *LATE*
"You're late," the Queen said. She was petting a strangely colored cat with weird cheek markings. Illumi wondered why the cat was grinning at him.
"I am sorry, your highness," Illumi said, bowing. Now he wondered how a cat could grin at all...
"That's okay, I wasn't expecting anything else today, anyway," the Queen said. "Did you find the Jam?"
"Yes, your majesty," still bowing.
"I really like your ears, they're white, like your clothes," the Queen noted.
"Thank you, your majesty." Honestly, he had to put up to the Queen's silly antics before they got to the real point of the conversation.
"Is the Hatter still at large?"
That, he wasn't expecting. "I have not yet received any news of them, your highness," Illumi lied. He had run into the Mad Hatter the day before.
"Ah..."
The cat purred.
"Your majesty, I have brought a strange creature from a foreign land. He is currently down in the dungeons."
"Anything else?" The Queen sounded bored.
"I found two little children playing by the river yesterday," the cat said. Illumi straightened up.
"A talking cat?"
Kurapica looked at the pink-haired Handmaiden. "There's no such thing," he said.
"Oh, but there is! The queen had one on her lap this morning," Apple said.
Kurapica was sitting in front of a rather large table filled with scrumptious food. He knew that the Handmaidens knew that he couldn't finish everything in just one sitting, but he never dared to ask why so much food. "And this cat had weird markings on its cheek. One looked like a star, too," Apple continued as she poured cold, red liquid in Kurapica's goblet. "That's wine, if you're asking," she said.
Kurapica wondered how he would finish all this food.
~*~*~*~
Tsuzuku
~*~*~*~
I need you comments, your reviews, your suggestions. No flames or I feed you to Pochi-chan.
A/N: Pretty short... I liked the longer ones, better... Not much on Killua and Gon here, too. *pout*
[4/18/02]