Warau Kisetsu
by: yumeneko
Chapter 2: Douseiai No bou... WRONG TRANSLATION, STUPID
(Stick of homosexual love... WRONG TRANSLATION STUPID!)
Usotsuki, usotsuki. Anata wa itsumo usotsuki... HENKA ONNA!
Liar, liar. You're always a liar... HENKA GIRL!
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Hibi and Ranika came back to Hibi's place after the mall. They had in their arms, a large number of unlabeled bags.
"Darn it. They ran out of plastic bags..." Ranika grumbled.
"Daijoubu, daijoubu... at least you have the Wing Zero Custom, Perfect Grade." Hibi smiled the near-identical smile her brother wears.
"Yeah, you're right... Ahahahahaha!" Ranika laughed.
Suddenly, Sanzo came out in a frilly pink apron.
"Welcome back home. What would you like for snacks? Your bro told me this."
"PIZZA!" The two chorused.
Sanzo drew closer to the two and said, "The idiots are over..."
Ranika opened her big book of nen and said, "Need Sousa?"
Gojyo perked up with a huge jar of salsa and said, "Need salsa on nachoes?"
"Erm... We'll take it..."
And so as they took the pizza and nachoes, they made Goku do macho dancing in front of Gojyo.
"Eww..."
And so the two girls raced off to Hibi's room but unfortunately, they barged into Hakkai's room where...
Kiitano ne daichi no soyogu shawa no koe...
"Ooooo... Shower... The voice of the shower..." Ranika said.
Hakkai stepped out of the bathroom as he said, "Yare yare... I forgot my towel."
Unknown to him Ranika and Hibi were staring at him with open mouths.
Sanzo walked by and murmured, "Flawless..."
Hakkai was paralyzed. He was as red as a tomato. And on top of all of that, Sanzo put his elbows on the girls heads. Turning them into human tables. And he murmured, "Nice abs..."
Hakkai took his towel and before he had a chance to escape, Sanzo leaped over the girls heads and the door slammed in front of them, locking them out of Hakkai's room, where Sanzo had just invaded...
"That was bad..." Hibi pouted, "Oh well, at least they're getting it on..."
"This shall be wonderful..." Ranika smiled, "Don't you have that hidden camera?"
"Let's watch..."
Later...
"Sanzo-san is on a hormone rush..." Hibi smiled as the screen showed Sanzo hovering above Hakkai's naked body.
"Do these two always end up doing this?" Ranika quizzed Hibi.
"No. It's quite disappointing that when Sanzo-san regains control of his mind, he stops and gets out of Hakkai's room." Just as Hibi said this, Sanzo's mind snapped out of his erotic fantasy and he got off Hakkai. He shook his head and walked out of Hakkai's room.
"Damn it..." Ranika cursed.
Hibiemi flashed her perfect Hakkai-ish smile, "I heard they'll be going to Hokkaido this winter. And if I can read my brother's mind correctly, he'll definitly get it on with Sanzo!"
Meanwhile in the living room...
"Hora, Sanzo! Have you been on another hormone rush?"
"None of your buisness, zarou..."
"I'd recommend you talk to Hakkai, Hibiemi or any of those philosophers..." Gojyo huffed, "I guess what they'd say is..."
"He has blocked emotions." Hibiemi said as she Ranika read Sanzo's tarot.
"He need sensual pleasure." Ranika murmured.
"Definitly..." Hibi flashed her yaoi smile.
Ranika looked at Hibi, "You look scary when you do that..."
As Ranika said that, a knock was heard and Hakkai's voice was heard.
"Imouto... open the door right now!" Hakkai cried out, "onegai..."
Hibi and Ranika hid all their secret gadgets and all their divination materials. Hibi opened the door. Hakkai was standing there in the doorway with a towel around his hips.
"Have you seen Sanzo?" Hakkai huffed.
The two girls shrugged their shoulders. Since both of them had their older brothers, Hibi's was Hakkai and Ranika's was... Lucifer, they were used to half-naked men in thier twenties. Hakkai spotted the bags of anime paphernalia and the Wing Zero Custom, Perfect Grade.
"Say... where did you get these?" He asked the two.
"In a gay bar..." Ranika lied, "An anime gay bar."
"Hontou desu ka??" Hakkai naively asked, looking at his sister who was known to be honest. Knowing about Ranika's plan, Hibiemi nodded her head.
"Sou desu... Ja. I'll go find Sanzo..." Hakkai walked back to his room.
"Yatta!" The two girls exchanged high-fives.