.::The lil Hamburger::.
CHAPTER TWO------------ (Erma's Undies)
"Must you guys act so gay???" Whined the lil hamburger.
"Oh don't mind them! They always act gay!" shouted Gohan gleefully.
"That's no excuse!" Said the lil hmaburger- "Cause that looks just plain creepy'man!"
"I know..." sighed Gohan- "You get used to it though.."
"Speak for your own arm pit!" Cried 17 from across the room, who was now sitting the corner mopeing and pouting
"What??" Asked Gohan in confusion.
"See.." corrected 17.
"See what?" Asked Gohan.
"My butt you fool!" cried 17.
"Who would want to look at you'ugly BE-hind!??" cried the lil hamburger,
"My mother!" 17 smiled - "And Dr. Gero!"
"Who's Dr. Gero?" asked the lil hamburger in confusion.
"A VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY lonely, ugly old man!!" Shouted 17 smiling evily.
"That's just wrong..." sighed Gohan raising an eye-brow.
"Eehhhhh so'iz ya face but who's complain'in!" Cried 17.
"Dude! That was MY line!" cried the lil hamburger.
"And that was my pair of underwear!" Screamed 17 pointing to Goku's butt.
"................." A blank expression laid across Gohan's face.
Vegeta stared at Goku in confusion and pulled himself away from the dancing saiyan.
"Kakarot! Lemme ask you a personal question!" Vegeta screamed in horror.
"Ok...." Goku sighed.
"Is 17 telling the truth about your underwear???!?!?!?!?!" Cried Vegeta.
"Yeah..." Sighed Goku, almost sounding bored.
"I'm breakin NOW!" Said the lil hamburger hopping away.
"NOT SO FAST CHARLIE!!" Cried 17 as he prounced ontop of the lil hamburger.
"Oh!! What is with you lozERs?! First Fred and now Charlie! Dude my name is----" - "DON'T SPEAK THE EVIL THAT YOUR FINGER TOLD YOU!" Cried 17 looking the lil hamburger in the eyes.
"But my finger don't---" "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT IT!!!" Cried 17 again.
"Calm Down buddy!" Said Gohan as he patted 17 on the back.
"His butt is BLUE!!!!" 17 cried once more pointing at the lil hamburger.
"First off dude- I don't have no butt! And second! Why would you even pretend to know such a personal fact about a person?" asked the lil hmaburger in disgust and fright.
"I'm psychic! I DON'T pretend.... to know things.... I KNOW.... I know..." 17 laughed evily.
"Errr... right..." commented Vegeta.
"Well! He's lost it!!" Sighed Gohan.
"And your just now begin'in to realise dat!?" asked the lil hamburger.
"Uhhh.... no.. I mean.. well... I.. uhhh...." mumbled Gohan, as Vegeta, Goku, the lil hamburger. and 17 stared at him in confusion.
17 began to laugh uncontrolably. "God almighty! Everyone - And I mean EVERYONE! Knows by now... what a demented psyco-path I am! I'm WAY past 'losing it' dude." Laughed 17 even harder.
"And.... your proud of that?" asked Gohan.
"You bet your mama's honey buns I am!!" cried 17.
"Hey! Leave my mother out of this!!" Cried Gohan.
"Yeah! Chichi don't even have no honey-buns!" Laughed Vegeta.
"Well...." Interupted Goku "Actually...."
"KAKAROT! SPARE US THE DETAILS!!!" Begged Vegeta -"And tell us why your wearing 17's underpants!!"
"Yes... do tell father." added Gohan.
"uuuhhh....well if I tell you you guys have to promise not to laugh!" Goku comanded questionably.
Vegeta and Gohan nodded their heads.
Goku stared at the lil hamburger.
"Aight Man! Just tell us da sick story!" agreed the lil hamburger.
"Okay!" smiled Goku -"Well I was buying myself an ice cream cone about.... a couple of years ago! Cause Yamcha was stalking me again, so I had to run a good two miles before losing him on Main Street. And you know how fast he can run with those----" - "ENOUGH WITH THE LITTLE DETAILS! GET TO THE PLOT MON!" Screamed Vegeta.
"Okay.. well while I was running I spotted 17 in the laundry mat and so after I lost Yamcha and got myself an ice cream cone, I went back a few blocks and decided to pay him a visit! So I went inside the laundry mat and saw 17 riding around on a REALLY REALLY fat woman's back yelling 'Faster Erma! Faster!' and suddenly the woman colapsed into one of the washing machines and let loose a good hundred pairs of her under wear.- That had obviously shrank because they were all really tiny---" - "No Goku! Erma liked wearing uncofatable and tight fitting clothing..." corrected 17.
"Ohh! Okay! Well anyway...a pair went flying on my face and I had a little trouble getting it off, so 17 got it off my face for me and I decided to wear it on my head- you know like Olong? well anyway! 17 told me that it was his underwear and Erma kept insisting that it was her's. And then 17 started screaming something about mayonase and a training bra so the woman (and 17)---" - "Thank you!!" Cried 17.
Goku nodded. -"Told me it was a gift in remembrance of Freddy Prince Jr's first high school prom. Well actually that's just what 17 said! Erma just told me to keep them and ran away in a mad fit. But anyway that night I went home with the underwear and uuhhh.. Chichi got mad at me! And well cause you know that they were woman's underwear but we made up and uhhh... now we have Goten!!" Goku ended the long story. (((A/N~ *smiles evily*^_^)))
"Yah.. well dat's nice man!" said the lil hamburger as he hopped up onto the couch.
"So this was BEFORE the cell games Kakarot??" Vegeta asked blankly.
"Yup!" Smiled Goku.
"And if it weren't for 17 and Erma... Goten might not be here??" Asked Gohan nervously.
"Yup!" Goku smiled again.
"That's just sick..." Said the lil hamburger in disgust.
"Yup!" smiled Goku.- "But wait!"
"What Kakarot??" questioned Vegeta.
"How did you know I was wearing the underwear today 17?!?!" asked Goku nervously- staring at 17 in worry.
"I told you!" complained 17- "I'm psychic!"
"Ohh..." Vegeta, Goku, and Gohan all said in relief.
"But wait! If your psychic then you should know who the lil hamburger was before he was reincarnated! Right?" Asked Gohan cheerfuly.
"Uhhh.... actually that's beyond my psychic grasps of the underworld! I only see that -that has died or that - that would have been if not for death!" Said 17 darkly.
"Then... how did you know.. My underwear?!?!" Goku complained.
"Underwear is the deciced form of a once living single- ware wolf parent!" Corrected 17.
"Ohh..." Vegeta, Goku, Gohan, and the lil hamburger said.
"You guys are really begining to freak me out!" Interupted Bra as she walked into the living room grabbing one of her school books off the coffee table.
"YOU! I THOUGHT I LOCKED YOU IN THE BOOMBOX!" Cried Vegeta.
"That wasn't a boombox dad..." said Bra.
"Then what the name of sacred cheesey cheeks was it?!!?!?!?" Screamed Vegeta in a mad rage.
"It was.... The laundry room." Sighed Bra in disgust toward her father.
"Ohh.." said Vegeta embarssed and blankly.
"Soo... while I'm still interested, tell us who you were before you were 'reincarnated' lil hamburger!" requested Bra staring at the lil hamburger.
TO BE CONTINUED.......... Who in the world was the lil hamburger? Is 17 really psychic? Why is Vegeta so near sighted? And where is Bulma?!? Find out on the next exicting episode of DRAGON BALL Z!
A/N~ Well that was chapter two! I know- I HAVE A VERY STRANGE MIND. I like to call it unique and special! ^_^ hehehe Chapter Three will be out VERY soon!
CHAPTER TWO------------ (Erma's Undies)
"Must you guys act so gay???" Whined the lil hamburger.
"Oh don't mind them! They always act gay!" shouted Gohan gleefully.
"That's no excuse!" Said the lil hmaburger- "Cause that looks just plain creepy'man!"
"I know..." sighed Gohan- "You get used to it though.."
"Speak for your own arm pit!" Cried 17 from across the room, who was now sitting the corner mopeing and pouting
"What??" Asked Gohan in confusion.
"See.." corrected 17.
"See what?" Asked Gohan.
"My butt you fool!" cried 17.
"Who would want to look at you'ugly BE-hind!??" cried the lil hamburger,
"My mother!" 17 smiled - "And Dr. Gero!"
"Who's Dr. Gero?" asked the lil hamburger in confusion.
"A VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY lonely, ugly old man!!" Shouted 17 smiling evily.
"That's just wrong..." sighed Gohan raising an eye-brow.
"Eehhhhh so'iz ya face but who's complain'in!" Cried 17.
"Dude! That was MY line!" cried the lil hamburger.
"And that was my pair of underwear!" Screamed 17 pointing to Goku's butt.
"................." A blank expression laid across Gohan's face.
Vegeta stared at Goku in confusion and pulled himself away from the dancing saiyan.
"Kakarot! Lemme ask you a personal question!" Vegeta screamed in horror.
"Ok...." Goku sighed.
"Is 17 telling the truth about your underwear???!?!?!?!?!" Cried Vegeta.
"Yeah..." Sighed Goku, almost sounding bored.
"I'm breakin NOW!" Said the lil hamburger hopping away.
"NOT SO FAST CHARLIE!!" Cried 17 as he prounced ontop of the lil hamburger.
"Oh!! What is with you lozERs?! First Fred and now Charlie! Dude my name is----" - "DON'T SPEAK THE EVIL THAT YOUR FINGER TOLD YOU!" Cried 17 looking the lil hamburger in the eyes.
"But my finger don't---" "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT IT!!!" Cried 17 again.
"Calm Down buddy!" Said Gohan as he patted 17 on the back.
"His butt is BLUE!!!!" 17 cried once more pointing at the lil hamburger.
"First off dude- I don't have no butt! And second! Why would you even pretend to know such a personal fact about a person?" asked the lil hmaburger in disgust and fright.
"I'm psychic! I DON'T pretend.... to know things.... I KNOW.... I know..." 17 laughed evily.
"Errr... right..." commented Vegeta.
"Well! He's lost it!!" Sighed Gohan.
"And your just now begin'in to realise dat!?" asked the lil hamburger.
"Uhhh.... no.. I mean.. well... I.. uhhh...." mumbled Gohan, as Vegeta, Goku, the lil hamburger. and 17 stared at him in confusion.
17 began to laugh uncontrolably. "God almighty! Everyone - And I mean EVERYONE! Knows by now... what a demented psyco-path I am! I'm WAY past 'losing it' dude." Laughed 17 even harder.
"And.... your proud of that?" asked Gohan.
"You bet your mama's honey buns I am!!" cried 17.
"Hey! Leave my mother out of this!!" Cried Gohan.
"Yeah! Chichi don't even have no honey-buns!" Laughed Vegeta.
"Well...." Interupted Goku "Actually...."
"KAKAROT! SPARE US THE DETAILS!!!" Begged Vegeta -"And tell us why your wearing 17's underpants!!"
"Yes... do tell father." added Gohan.
"uuuhhh....well if I tell you you guys have to promise not to laugh!" Goku comanded questionably.
Vegeta and Gohan nodded their heads.
Goku stared at the lil hamburger.
"Aight Man! Just tell us da sick story!" agreed the lil hamburger.
"Okay!" smiled Goku -"Well I was buying myself an ice cream cone about.... a couple of years ago! Cause Yamcha was stalking me again, so I had to run a good two miles before losing him on Main Street. And you know how fast he can run with those----" - "ENOUGH WITH THE LITTLE DETAILS! GET TO THE PLOT MON!" Screamed Vegeta.
"Okay.. well while I was running I spotted 17 in the laundry mat and so after I lost Yamcha and got myself an ice cream cone, I went back a few blocks and decided to pay him a visit! So I went inside the laundry mat and saw 17 riding around on a REALLY REALLY fat woman's back yelling 'Faster Erma! Faster!' and suddenly the woman colapsed into one of the washing machines and let loose a good hundred pairs of her under wear.- That had obviously shrank because they were all really tiny---" - "No Goku! Erma liked wearing uncofatable and tight fitting clothing..." corrected 17.
"Ohh! Okay! Well anyway...a pair went flying on my face and I had a little trouble getting it off, so 17 got it off my face for me and I decided to wear it on my head- you know like Olong? well anyway! 17 told me that it was his underwear and Erma kept insisting that it was her's. And then 17 started screaming something about mayonase and a training bra so the woman (and 17)---" - "Thank you!!" Cried 17.
Goku nodded. -"Told me it was a gift in remembrance of Freddy Prince Jr's first high school prom. Well actually that's just what 17 said! Erma just told me to keep them and ran away in a mad fit. But anyway that night I went home with the underwear and uuhhh.. Chichi got mad at me! And well cause you know that they were woman's underwear but we made up and uhhh... now we have Goten!!" Goku ended the long story. (((A/N~ *smiles evily*^_^)))
"Yah.. well dat's nice man!" said the lil hamburger as he hopped up onto the couch.
"So this was BEFORE the cell games Kakarot??" Vegeta asked blankly.
"Yup!" Smiled Goku.
"And if it weren't for 17 and Erma... Goten might not be here??" Asked Gohan nervously.
"Yup!" Goku smiled again.
"That's just sick..." Said the lil hamburger in disgust.
"Yup!" smiled Goku.- "But wait!"
"What Kakarot??" questioned Vegeta.
"How did you know I was wearing the underwear today 17?!?!" asked Goku nervously- staring at 17 in worry.
"I told you!" complained 17- "I'm psychic!"
"Ohh..." Vegeta, Goku, and Gohan all said in relief.
"But wait! If your psychic then you should know who the lil hamburger was before he was reincarnated! Right?" Asked Gohan cheerfuly.
"Uhhh.... actually that's beyond my psychic grasps of the underworld! I only see that -that has died or that - that would have been if not for death!" Said 17 darkly.
"Then... how did you know.. My underwear?!?!" Goku complained.
"Underwear is the deciced form of a once living single- ware wolf parent!" Corrected 17.
"Ohh..." Vegeta, Goku, Gohan, and the lil hamburger said.
"You guys are really begining to freak me out!" Interupted Bra as she walked into the living room grabbing one of her school books off the coffee table.
"YOU! I THOUGHT I LOCKED YOU IN THE BOOMBOX!" Cried Vegeta.
"That wasn't a boombox dad..." said Bra.
"Then what the name of sacred cheesey cheeks was it?!!?!?!?" Screamed Vegeta in a mad rage.
"It was.... The laundry room." Sighed Bra in disgust toward her father.
"Ohh.." said Vegeta embarssed and blankly.
"Soo... while I'm still interested, tell us who you were before you were 'reincarnated' lil hamburger!" requested Bra staring at the lil hamburger.
TO BE CONTINUED.......... Who in the world was the lil hamburger? Is 17 really psychic? Why is Vegeta so near sighted? And where is Bulma?!? Find out on the next exicting episode of DRAGON BALL Z!
A/N~ Well that was chapter two! I know- I HAVE A VERY STRANGE MIND. I like to call it unique and special! ^_^ hehehe Chapter Three will be out VERY soon!