.::The lil Hamburger::.
CHAPTER THREE----------- (The Reincarnation Of Karoke!)
"Uummm... Well dudet last time I tried to tell y'all that I was secretly (or I secretly USED to be----" "SHUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried 17.
"That happened..." said the lil hamburger, staring at bra.
"Sooo... 17- Does that mean that you know who the lil hamburger USED to be?" Asked Bra.
"Yes, my dear- foolish comquat. It does..." answered 17.
"....... *blink* *blink*- But I'm not a comqu---" Bra began.
"I DO NOT CARE OF YOUR NAIL-NESS!" Cried 17.
"Uhu.. so why don't YOU just tell us who the lil hamburger was 17?" Suggested Gohan.
"ARE YOU MAD MON!?! If I dare and interfire with the evil spirits of the underworld by speaking that... that.. RUFFIEN'S Name.... I'll be forever banashed from the kingdom of cheese." Told 17.
Vegeta, Gohan, Bra, Goku, and the lil hamburger all stared blankly at 17. *with sweatdrops* ^_^
"Unless..." 17 whispered.
Vegeta, Gohan, Bra, Goku and the lil hamburger all inched toward 17, nodding their hands- motioning for him to continue.
"Karoke!" 17 cried in amusement.
"KAROKE??!!!?!?" They all shouted in confusion.
"What do you mean by karoke?" Asked Gohan fearfully.
"If I hold an official karoke singing and dance contest then as according to......." 17 pulls book out from no-where *searchs through pages* "Page....." *continues searching through pages of book* "511! Rule 12,863.... If someone named 1- followed by any kind of number! Should hold a karoke dance and singing contest then they shall be able to reveal that which of-one-acceptance's-evil-name-of-doom-and-fright-thow that will strike fear in the hearts of millions of heart-less people- and won't be kicked out of this world that which in neither found down below or above your heads, because your feet will never smell as bad as mine!!" Smiled 17.
Goku, Bra, Vegeta, Gohan, and the lil hamburger all stared blankly at each other. *more sweatdrops*
"Translation..." Asked Goku.
"It means that as long as you guys are willing to dance and sing up on stage infront of me then I am allowed to reveal evil of any kind.." 17 Laughed coldly.
"OOHHH...." Goku nodded. "I'm game!"
"That's fine by me. If Kakarot is willing to make a fool of himself- then God-forsake-the-day-Trunks-was-born SO AM I!" Vegeta cried out.
"........Ya well, I don't think that I would want to...." Gohan began- "OH THE MONKEYS OF THE UNDERWORLD WILL PUNISH ME FOR SURE!!!! OOHHHH!!!!! THE AGONY!!!!!! AND IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT GOHAN-SA----" 17 was inturpted.
"Okay! OKAY! I'll sing...." Said Gohan regretfully.
"AND DANCE?" inched 17.
"Yes..." Sighed Gohan.
"Now..... do the rest of you agree??" Asked 17, staring at the rest of the bunch in the room.
"Hai." answered Bra. "This will be the perfect oppertunity to reveal my talent!!"
"Yeah.. Hi to you to.. and uuhhh... YOU HAVE NO TALENT! But thanks for agreeing!" Smiled 17.
"But about you Charlie?" asked 17- staring at the lil hamburger.
"My name ain't no Char-LAY and yea, whateva! Shoo.. I just wanna tell 'em that I used to be.... " -" SHUT'CHOUR MOUT!!!!" cried 17.
*lil hamburger rolls eyes and hops onto to couch*
"We need MORE mushrooms!!" Said 17.
"Mushrooms?" Asked Gohan.
"People to partisapate! DUH!" 17 shook his head in disgust and laughed.
*Trunks walks in room* -"Hey dad!" Trunks shouted out.
"WHAT!" Yelled Vegeta.
"Is 'yup' a word?" Trunks asked staring around the room in confusion, holding a book in his hand.
"How you spell it?" Vegeta asked.
"What does that have to do with---" Trunks was inturupted by the death glare Vegeta through at him. "It's spelled .....Y - U - P..."
"Cause I drank too much!" Laughed Vegeta.
"Very funny da----" Trunks noticed that 17 was sniffing his arm.
"WHAT THE FREAK ARE YOU DOING?!" Trunks cried in horror trying to get 17 off his arm.
"Sniffing you!" Answered 17 simply.
"Well DUH! I wanna know WHY your sniffing me!" Trunks cried.
"To make sure your fresh." 17 answered.
"O-----K....." Trunks nodded in confusion and disgust.
"He's fresh! He'll be good for a talent in the show!" Smiled 17.
"Whoa! Hold on a sec! What are you talking about a show?! and What just do you mean by... fresh??!" Asked Trunks nervously.
"What to you mean by "a talent'?? The blasted child can't do anyting right!!" Screamed Vegeta.
"Aahhh.... That's where your wrong my furry friend!" corrected 17.
"What are you people talking about?!?!" Cried Trunks.
"Karoke of course! What else?!" 17 stated simply.
"What??" *sweat drop* sighed Trunks- staring at his father and 17 blankly *with little dotted eyes* ^_^
TO BE CONTINUED... is 17 really serious about this karoke buisness? And what is to become of Trunks? WHO THE HECK WAS THE lil Hamburger? And when will Bulma get back? Hopefully in time to save her loved ones from total humiliation! Find out on the next exciting episode of DRAGON BALL Z!
A/N~ I have nothing to say..... ^_^ OMG this is sooooo much fun to write! Sorry it's WAY too short though... oh well ^_^
CHAPTER THREE----------- (The Reincarnation Of Karoke!)
"Uummm... Well dudet last time I tried to tell y'all that I was secretly (or I secretly USED to be----" "SHUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried 17.
"That happened..." said the lil hamburger, staring at bra.
"Sooo... 17- Does that mean that you know who the lil hamburger USED to be?" Asked Bra.
"Yes, my dear- foolish comquat. It does..." answered 17.
"....... *blink* *blink*- But I'm not a comqu---" Bra began.
"I DO NOT CARE OF YOUR NAIL-NESS!" Cried 17.
"Uhu.. so why don't YOU just tell us who the lil hamburger was 17?" Suggested Gohan.
"ARE YOU MAD MON!?! If I dare and interfire with the evil spirits of the underworld by speaking that... that.. RUFFIEN'S Name.... I'll be forever banashed from the kingdom of cheese." Told 17.
Vegeta, Gohan, Bra, Goku, and the lil hamburger all stared blankly at 17. *with sweatdrops* ^_^
"Unless..." 17 whispered.
Vegeta, Gohan, Bra, Goku and the lil hamburger all inched toward 17, nodding their hands- motioning for him to continue.
"Karoke!" 17 cried in amusement.
"KAROKE??!!!?!?" They all shouted in confusion.
"What do you mean by karoke?" Asked Gohan fearfully.
"If I hold an official karoke singing and dance contest then as according to......." 17 pulls book out from no-where *searchs through pages* "Page....." *continues searching through pages of book* "511! Rule 12,863.... If someone named 1- followed by any kind of number! Should hold a karoke dance and singing contest then they shall be able to reveal that which of-one-acceptance's-evil-name-of-doom-and-fright-thow that will strike fear in the hearts of millions of heart-less people- and won't be kicked out of this world that which in neither found down below or above your heads, because your feet will never smell as bad as mine!!" Smiled 17.
Goku, Bra, Vegeta, Gohan, and the lil hamburger all stared blankly at each other. *more sweatdrops*
"Translation..." Asked Goku.
"It means that as long as you guys are willing to dance and sing up on stage infront of me then I am allowed to reveal evil of any kind.." 17 Laughed coldly.
"OOHHH...." Goku nodded. "I'm game!"
"That's fine by me. If Kakarot is willing to make a fool of himself- then God-forsake-the-day-Trunks-was-born SO AM I!" Vegeta cried out.
"........Ya well, I don't think that I would want to...." Gohan began- "OH THE MONKEYS OF THE UNDERWORLD WILL PUNISH ME FOR SURE!!!! OOHHHH!!!!! THE AGONY!!!!!! AND IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT GOHAN-SA----" 17 was inturpted.
"Okay! OKAY! I'll sing...." Said Gohan regretfully.
"AND DANCE?" inched 17.
"Yes..." Sighed Gohan.
"Now..... do the rest of you agree??" Asked 17, staring at the rest of the bunch in the room.
"Hai." answered Bra. "This will be the perfect oppertunity to reveal my talent!!"
"Yeah.. Hi to you to.. and uuhhh... YOU HAVE NO TALENT! But thanks for agreeing!" Smiled 17.
"But about you Charlie?" asked 17- staring at the lil hamburger.
"My name ain't no Char-LAY and yea, whateva! Shoo.. I just wanna tell 'em that I used to be.... " -" SHUT'CHOUR MOUT!!!!" cried 17.
*lil hamburger rolls eyes and hops onto to couch*
"We need MORE mushrooms!!" Said 17.
"Mushrooms?" Asked Gohan.
"People to partisapate! DUH!" 17 shook his head in disgust and laughed.
*Trunks walks in room* -"Hey dad!" Trunks shouted out.
"WHAT!" Yelled Vegeta.
"Is 'yup' a word?" Trunks asked staring around the room in confusion, holding a book in his hand.
"How you spell it?" Vegeta asked.
"What does that have to do with---" Trunks was inturupted by the death glare Vegeta through at him. "It's spelled .....Y - U - P..."
"Cause I drank too much!" Laughed Vegeta.
"Very funny da----" Trunks noticed that 17 was sniffing his arm.
"WHAT THE FREAK ARE YOU DOING?!" Trunks cried in horror trying to get 17 off his arm.
"Sniffing you!" Answered 17 simply.
"Well DUH! I wanna know WHY your sniffing me!" Trunks cried.
"To make sure your fresh." 17 answered.
"O-----K....." Trunks nodded in confusion and disgust.
"He's fresh! He'll be good for a talent in the show!" Smiled 17.
"Whoa! Hold on a sec! What are you talking about a show?! and What just do you mean by... fresh??!" Asked Trunks nervously.
"What to you mean by "a talent'?? The blasted child can't do anyting right!!" Screamed Vegeta.
"Aahhh.... That's where your wrong my furry friend!" corrected 17.
"What are you people talking about?!?!" Cried Trunks.
"Karoke of course! What else?!" 17 stated simply.
"What??" *sweat drop* sighed Trunks- staring at his father and 17 blankly *with little dotted eyes* ^_^
TO BE CONTINUED... is 17 really serious about this karoke buisness? And what is to become of Trunks? WHO THE HECK WAS THE lil Hamburger? And when will Bulma get back? Hopefully in time to save her loved ones from total humiliation! Find out on the next exciting episode of DRAGON BALL Z!
A/N~ I have nothing to say..... ^_^ OMG this is sooooo much fun to write! Sorry it's WAY too short though... oh well ^_^