.::The lil Hamburger::.
CHAPTER FOUR------------------------ (The Battle Of The Homosexual Nameks)
"Now as I said before! I need MORE MUSHROOMS!!!" cried 17 madly.
"Well where do you suppose we get these "mushrooms" from??" Asked Gohan a bit scared of the out come of his question.
"DON'T LOOK AT ME GOHAN-SAN! THAT'S YEE'S JOB!" yelled 17.
"Yee's?" questioned Trunks (still with little dotted eyes).
"YES! Yee's! Which part didn't ya understand! The Yuh or tha Eeees??" mocked 17 as he inched toward Trunks.
"Please.. Go away." Said Trunks nervously as he struggled to get 17 off his arm.
"Stop whining brat! You can kill the blasted child for all I care! Just one more misery and burden out of my life!" Laughed Vegeta evilly.
"Ok." smiled 17.
"I don't think.. He meant. to actually KILL me.. 17." sighed Trunks wimpily.
"YES I YANKIE-DOODLE DID!" yelled Vegeta from across the room.
"Well then.." Smiled 17 evilly.
"Dad!!!!" Cried Trunks as he began to struggle to run away from 17.
"WHAT!?!" Vegeta cried in annoyance across the room.
"Come back here my little bird dropping!" said 17 as he inched around the room trying to catch Trunks. Trunks franticly searched around the living room looking for a good place to hide- then looked in back of him and saw 17 hurtling toward him. He had no time to think so he just jumped underneath the sofa and hid there- hoping 17 hadn't seen him hide. But he had.
"Hmm. I wonder where Trunks could be." Smiled 17 sarcastically, as he jumped up on the sofa and began jumping up and down on it. Crushing Trunks's back. About 10 minutes later after 17 had finished jumping, he laid down on the armrest of the sofa, peeked his head down underneath it and whispered, as he looked Trunks in the eyes. - "Hello Clareece..." 17 began to laugh uncontrollably evilly.
"DAD!!!" cried Trunks as he ran out from underneath the sofa and into the Vegeta's arms.
"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU LITTLE FREE GIFT PACKAGE VALIDATION LABEL!!" cried Vegeta as he threw Trunks across the room into 17.
"Finally! You're in my grasp! COME WITH ME!!! And we shall dance merrily into the Sunset!!" 17 laughed as he dragged Trunks out the front door.
"NOOO!!! NOOOOOO!!!" Trunks's screams could be heard even miles away as 17 dragged him along on the hard cement of the road.
"Well that was freakay!" Said the lil hamburger.
"Yes it was quite odd." agreed Gohan.
"Who cares? We have to find mushrooms!" reminded Bra.
"Oh yeah! Well then what is we waiting for?" Said Vegeta.
"YEAH! LET'S GO!" said Goku happily as they as marched out the front door.
"These are some strange people I'm reducing my lil'ol self to associate wit." Pondered the lil hamburger as Goku carried him as they flew through the sky. Constantly giving him hungry glares of doom every 5 seconds.
30 minutes passed by as they searched around for mushrooms, but had no luck. Finally Gohan spoke up.
"Why don't we go to Kami's lookout?" Gohan suggested.
"YEAH! The namek would make a great mushroom!" Cried Vegeta amused by Gohan's idea.
So they flew over to Kami's lookout and all quietly landed on the other end of the platform, so as not to draw attention.
"I say we sneak up behind them, tie them up in saiyan proof chains, and kill Mr. Popo!" Laughed Vegeta.
"You have saiyan proof chains daddy?" Asked Bra curiously, as the others listened carefully.
"Yeah! Why else would I say I have them??" Mocked Vegeta.
"Well where did you get them?" Questioned Gohan.
"Bulma of course! They're hers." Vegeta answered simply.
"Why does Bulma need saiyan proof chains?" Asked Goku.
"There was no other way for the woman to get me in bed! How do you think Bra got created? It sure wasn't my idea!" Answered Vegeta, disgusted by looking back on the memory.
They all just stared at Vegeta disgusted and shocked.
"What are you all looking at??!?" Shouted Vegeta.
"Shhhh. keep your voice down!" Hushed Gohan. -"Come'on guys, let's just get that picture out of our minds and go find Piccolo!"
"I'm emotionally scard for life!!" Cried Bra.- "I'll have nightmares all the time about the night I was created!"
"Ahhhh shut up!" yelled Vegeta.
"Shhhhh!!!" Hushed Gohan again.
"Shhh yourself you Target Patch Letterhead!!" Vegeta snapped.
"Okay." Gohan sighed in confusion.
"Hey guys! Look! There's Piccolo and Dende!" Pointed out Goku. Still eyeing the lil hamburger in hunger.
"Yeah! But what are they doing?" Questioned Gohan nervously.
"I have no idea. I don'think I wanna know though." Said Vegeta a little scared as he inched in back of Goku.
"Ahhh. There's nothing like a good tan to make a girl feel oodles better aih Dende?" Sighed Piccolo happily.
"Totally!" Said Dende.
They were both in extremely tight bikinis listening to soothing tropical music, laying on pink and purple ty-die towels- while Mr. Popo brought them ice cold beverages with little umbrellas in them^_^. And HUGE lamped lights were surrounding over the two nameks, helping them to get better tans.
"Oh my God.." Shrieked Bra, as she stared at the deranged sight.
"Shh!!" Hushed Gohan once again.
But it was too late Piccolo and Dende had already spotted them watching them tan and immediately began to freak out.
"Oh my God Dende! Look at the pervs watching us tan!!" Cried Piccolo girlishly.
"Ewwww!! They're gross! Make them go away Piccolo!" Shrieked Dende as he covered himself with his ty-die towel.
"Take this you sickies!!" screamed Piccolo as he began to throw plastic coconuts at them.
"Oww!" Cried Gohan. "Piccolo's got a good arm!!"
"Shut up you little wimp!" Bra squealed.
"What are they doing??" Asked Goku still in shock.
"COME'ON MEN! GRAB THE SAIYAN PROOF CHAINS AND CAPTURE THEM!!" Cried Vegeta in a rage of anger.
"Piccolo! Oh My God!! They're trying to kidnap us!!" Cried Dende.
"Don't worry Dende I wont let them!!" said Piccolo boldly as he took charge of the situation. "Bring it on you pervs!!"
Everyone was silent for a moment until the lil hamburger shouted out "Okay who else think that didn't sound right??"
They all went dotted eyes and sweat drops formed above they're heads just by thinking of the consequences of the sentence Piccolo had just formed.
Everyone was silent once more.
"GET'EM!!!" Vegeta cried out running toward the apparently homosexual nameks.
They all ran behind Vegeta attacking Dende and Piccolo. And so the battle started as they all found themselves pulling each other's hair and antennas, kicking each other in places they weren't even suppose to know about (when came between Bra and any guy that is) and just tearing each other apart. Until finally they all fell over on the cold hard ground of Kami's lookout and just laid there. In pain and defeat, just barely catching their breaths. 10 minutes flew by and not one of them had shown any signs of movement or life. Everything was silent, nothing could be heard, not even Mr. Popo who had (as promised by Vegeta) already been murdered. By Vegeta none the less.
Finally someone struggled the attempt to get up off the ground, he looked around and saw everyone laying on the ground. Battered and bruised, he glared over at the sight of Mr. Popo dead on the ground in a puddle of blood, with a knife in his heart.
He searched around once more for any signs of life, but found nothing. It was all so silent and peaceful, aside from the pitch-black corps laying a few feet away from him. It was all very tranquil and quiet. A pin drop would have sounded like an explosion at the moment. He finally decided to break off the silence to see if anyone would respond to words.
"Unda-Pants!!" Vegeta cried out.
Everyone immediately jumped up from where they lay and the battle started all over again.
TO BE CONTINUED. Will this insane battle ever end? Will we ever see Trunks again? Who is the lil hamburger? And where in the world is Bulma??! Find out on the next action packed episode of Dragon Ball Z!!
A~N-- That was chapter four! You likies?? ^_^ I'll be updating a lot more from now on!! I promise!! ^_~ c ya!
"Now as I said before! I need MORE MUSHROOMS!!!" cried 17 madly.
"Well where do you suppose we get these "mushrooms" from??" Asked Gohan a bit scared of the out come of his question.
"DON'T LOOK AT ME GOHAN-SAN! THAT'S YEE'S JOB!" yelled 17.
"Yee's?" questioned Trunks (still with little dotted eyes).
"YES! Yee's! Which part didn't ya understand! The Yuh or tha Eeees??" mocked 17 as he inched toward Trunks.
"Please.. Go away." Said Trunks nervously as he struggled to get 17 off his arm.
"Stop whining brat! You can kill the blasted child for all I care! Just one more misery and burden out of my life!" Laughed Vegeta evilly.
"Ok." smiled 17.
"I don't think.. He meant. to actually KILL me.. 17." sighed Trunks wimpily.
"YES I YANKIE-DOODLE DID!" yelled Vegeta from across the room.
"Well then.." Smiled 17 evilly.
"Dad!!!!" Cried Trunks as he began to struggle to run away from 17.
"WHAT!?!" Vegeta cried in annoyance across the room.
"Come back here my little bird dropping!" said 17 as he inched around the room trying to catch Trunks. Trunks franticly searched around the living room looking for a good place to hide- then looked in back of him and saw 17 hurtling toward him. He had no time to think so he just jumped underneath the sofa and hid there- hoping 17 hadn't seen him hide. But he had.
"Hmm. I wonder where Trunks could be." Smiled 17 sarcastically, as he jumped up on the sofa and began jumping up and down on it. Crushing Trunks's back. About 10 minutes later after 17 had finished jumping, he laid down on the armrest of the sofa, peeked his head down underneath it and whispered, as he looked Trunks in the eyes. - "Hello Clareece..." 17 began to laugh uncontrollably evilly.
"DAD!!!" cried Trunks as he ran out from underneath the sofa and into the Vegeta's arms.
"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU LITTLE FREE GIFT PACKAGE VALIDATION LABEL!!" cried Vegeta as he threw Trunks across the room into 17.
"Finally! You're in my grasp! COME WITH ME!!! And we shall dance merrily into the Sunset!!" 17 laughed as he dragged Trunks out the front door.
"NOOO!!! NOOOOOO!!!" Trunks's screams could be heard even miles away as 17 dragged him along on the hard cement of the road.
"Well that was freakay!" Said the lil hamburger.
"Yes it was quite odd." agreed Gohan.
"Who cares? We have to find mushrooms!" reminded Bra.
"Oh yeah! Well then what is we waiting for?" Said Vegeta.
"YEAH! LET'S GO!" said Goku happily as they as marched out the front door.
"These are some strange people I'm reducing my lil'ol self to associate wit." Pondered the lil hamburger as Goku carried him as they flew through the sky. Constantly giving him hungry glares of doom every 5 seconds.
30 minutes passed by as they searched around for mushrooms, but had no luck. Finally Gohan spoke up.
"Why don't we go to Kami's lookout?" Gohan suggested.
"YEAH! The namek would make a great mushroom!" Cried Vegeta amused by Gohan's idea.
So they flew over to Kami's lookout and all quietly landed on the other end of the platform, so as not to draw attention.
"I say we sneak up behind them, tie them up in saiyan proof chains, and kill Mr. Popo!" Laughed Vegeta.
"You have saiyan proof chains daddy?" Asked Bra curiously, as the others listened carefully.
"Yeah! Why else would I say I have them??" Mocked Vegeta.
"Well where did you get them?" Questioned Gohan.
"Bulma of course! They're hers." Vegeta answered simply.
"Why does Bulma need saiyan proof chains?" Asked Goku.
"There was no other way for the woman to get me in bed! How do you think Bra got created? It sure wasn't my idea!" Answered Vegeta, disgusted by looking back on the memory.
They all just stared at Vegeta disgusted and shocked.
"What are you all looking at??!?" Shouted Vegeta.
"Shhhh. keep your voice down!" Hushed Gohan. -"Come'on guys, let's just get that picture out of our minds and go find Piccolo!"
"I'm emotionally scard for life!!" Cried Bra.- "I'll have nightmares all the time about the night I was created!"
"Ahhhh shut up!" yelled Vegeta.
"Shhhhh!!!" Hushed Gohan again.
"Shhh yourself you Target Patch Letterhead!!" Vegeta snapped.
"Okay." Gohan sighed in confusion.
"Hey guys! Look! There's Piccolo and Dende!" Pointed out Goku. Still eyeing the lil hamburger in hunger.
"Yeah! But what are they doing?" Questioned Gohan nervously.
"I have no idea. I don'think I wanna know though." Said Vegeta a little scared as he inched in back of Goku.
"Ahhh. There's nothing like a good tan to make a girl feel oodles better aih Dende?" Sighed Piccolo happily.
"Totally!" Said Dende.
They were both in extremely tight bikinis listening to soothing tropical music, laying on pink and purple ty-die towels- while Mr. Popo brought them ice cold beverages with little umbrellas in them^_^. And HUGE lamped lights were surrounding over the two nameks, helping them to get better tans.
"Oh my God.." Shrieked Bra, as she stared at the deranged sight.
"Shh!!" Hushed Gohan once again.
But it was too late Piccolo and Dende had already spotted them watching them tan and immediately began to freak out.
"Oh my God Dende! Look at the pervs watching us tan!!" Cried Piccolo girlishly.
"Ewwww!! They're gross! Make them go away Piccolo!" Shrieked Dende as he covered himself with his ty-die towel.
"Take this you sickies!!" screamed Piccolo as he began to throw plastic coconuts at them.
"Oww!" Cried Gohan. "Piccolo's got a good arm!!"
"Shut up you little wimp!" Bra squealed.
"What are they doing??" Asked Goku still in shock.
"COME'ON MEN! GRAB THE SAIYAN PROOF CHAINS AND CAPTURE THEM!!" Cried Vegeta in a rage of anger.
"Piccolo! Oh My God!! They're trying to kidnap us!!" Cried Dende.
"Don't worry Dende I wont let them!!" said Piccolo boldly as he took charge of the situation. "Bring it on you pervs!!"
Everyone was silent for a moment until the lil hamburger shouted out "Okay who else think that didn't sound right??"
They all went dotted eyes and sweat drops formed above they're heads just by thinking of the consequences of the sentence Piccolo had just formed.
Everyone was silent once more.
"GET'EM!!!" Vegeta cried out running toward the apparently homosexual nameks.
They all ran behind Vegeta attacking Dende and Piccolo. And so the battle started as they all found themselves pulling each other's hair and antennas, kicking each other in places they weren't even suppose to know about (when came between Bra and any guy that is) and just tearing each other apart. Until finally they all fell over on the cold hard ground of Kami's lookout and just laid there. In pain and defeat, just barely catching their breaths. 10 minutes flew by and not one of them had shown any signs of movement or life. Everything was silent, nothing could be heard, not even Mr. Popo who had (as promised by Vegeta) already been murdered. By Vegeta none the less.
Finally someone struggled the attempt to get up off the ground, he looked around and saw everyone laying on the ground. Battered and bruised, he glared over at the sight of Mr. Popo dead on the ground in a puddle of blood, with a knife in his heart.
He searched around once more for any signs of life, but found nothing. It was all so silent and peaceful, aside from the pitch-black corps laying a few feet away from him. It was all very tranquil and quiet. A pin drop would have sounded like an explosion at the moment. He finally decided to break off the silence to see if anyone would respond to words.
"Unda-Pants!!" Vegeta cried out.
Everyone immediately jumped up from where they lay and the battle started all over again.
TO BE CONTINUED. Will this insane battle ever end? Will we ever see Trunks again? Who is the lil hamburger? And where in the world is Bulma??! Find out on the next action packed episode of Dragon Ball Z!!
A~N-- That was chapter four! You likies?? ^_^ I'll be updating a lot more from now on!! I promise!! ^_~ c ya!