Revenge on the Phone Solicitors!
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Hello! I got this idea from Lady Keo's book "Fun with Phone Solicitors" by Robert Harris. All the pranks are from the book. Lady Keo helped me out getting the idea off the ground! Thanks Lady Keo!! ^_^ Please R&R! Thanks!
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Disclaimer: Me no own, you no sue. Oh and I DON"T own the "Fun with Phone Solicitors" by Robert Harris book. That's Robert Harris's book!
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Relena: You guys are going to answer my phones as a punishment.
Heero: It was accident.
Relena: You guys jumped the Prime Minister's wife screaming "That's not a woman! That's a man baby!!" while pulling her hair out!!
Trowa: Accident.
Duo: Damn! She looked like she got beaten with an ugly stick.
Wufei: More like an ugly two by four.
Pilots: *snicker*
Relena: Anyways! To punish you, I'll have you answer my phones. Since I'm rich a lot of telemarketers call hoping I'll buy something. Just tell them I'm not here. Oh and they call for my brother a lot too. Get to work!
*Relena leaves through two big pink doors. The G-boys sit at pink desks in pink chairs and wait for the pink phones to ring. *
* RINGGGGG! *
Duo: *picks up phone. * Hello? No, she's not here. *Hangs up. *
* RINGGGGG! *
Heero: Hn. *hangs up. *
Wufei: What company was it?
Heero: It was Relena.
*5 minutes later. *
Quatre: I'm bored of saying Ms. Peacecraft isn't here! This is soooo boring!!
Wufei: This whole room is pink!
Duo: I have an idea. *Evil grin. *
* RINGGGGG! *
Duo: *picks up phone. * Hello? Yes. This is Mr. Peacecraft.
Phone Solicitor: Hello. I'm from Freda's Bank. We are glad to say that you are approved for a gold master card from Freda's Bank!
Duo: *to no one really. * WHAT??!! HE'S FROM FREDA'S BANK!! I'M APPROVED FOR A GOLD MASTER CARD!!
Phone Solicitor: Um, yes. It has up to $6,000 on it. Now-
Duo: IT HAS $6,000 ON IT!!
Phone Solicitor: Um, did I call at a bad time?
Duo: HE WANTS TO KNOW IF HE CALLED AT A BAD TIME! No, you didn't. Go on.
Phone Solicitor: Okay. Well, if you join Freda's Bank you can have the card amount turned to $7,550 instead of the $6,000.
Duo: IF I JOIN THE CARD GOES TO $7,550! WHAT? $7,550! I really have to go. I'm getting tired of yelling. *Hangs up. *
*The other pilots are doubled over in their chairs. *
Quatre: *Red. Turning purple. * That.was.so.fun--.ny!!!
* RINGGGGG! *
Heero: * picks up the bright pink-screaming phone. * Hn.
Phone Solicitor: Hello? Is Mr. Peacecraft there?
Heero: No but Rick Smith is here. He's $2.50 a minute. Unless you like it rough, then its $2.75. Will that be Master Card or Visa?
* Phone Solicitor hangs up. *
Trowa: I want to try one!
Quatre: *RINGG! * My phones ringing!!
Wufei: Answer it then!
Quatre: Hello?
Phone Solicitor: Hi. Mr. Peacecraft?
Quatre: Speaking.
Phone Solicitor: This Hayley credit union. We are-
Quatre: Knock-knock!
Phone Solicitor: Uh.Who's there?
Quatre: Isabella!
Phone Solicitor: Isabella who?
Quatre: Isabella out of order!
Phone Solicitor: *Laughs to make Quatre happy. *
Quatre: ^. ^ Now it's your turn! I told you a joke, now you tell me one!
Phone Solicitor: Um.okay. What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Quatre: What?
Phone Solicitor: A hot dog.
Quatre: I've heard that. *Hangs up. *
Duo: *wipes tear away. * Priceless.
*Trowa's phone starts to ring. *
Trowa: n_n Finally! *Picks up. * Hello?
Phone Solicitor: *mispronounces* Is Ms. Relena Peacecraft there?
Trowa: *gets choked up and has trouble speaking. * She.no.she.passed away.
Phone Solicitor: I'm sorry.
Trowa: She fell into a tree limb chipper. *Starts crying. * WHY??!! WHY HER? IT WASN'T HER TIME!!
* Phone Solicitor hangs up. *
Heero: I pray every night for that phone call.
Trowa: God that was fun!
Wufei: Telemarketers are weak!! *His phone goes off. * He-he. Time to shine bitch! *Picks up phone. * Hello?
Phone Solicitor: Is this Mr. Peacecraft?
Wufei: Sure.
Phone Solicitor: I'm from the Lagoon Cable Company and-
Wufei: *drops phone and picks it up. * Sorry! I'm so clumsy!
Phone Solicitor: It's okay. We're offering a great and limited time deal Mr. Peacecraft. For only $9.99 a month we'll add-
Wufei: *drops phone again. * Darn it! I'm so sorry! Go on.
Phone Solicitor: Yes. Well, like I was saying. For only $9.99 a month we'll add MTV2, three new cartoon channels and-
Wufei: *drops phone. * Crap!
Phone Solicitor: And 12 new sport channels. For only $13.95 you'll-
Wufei: *drops phone AGAIN! * Damn it! This is such a shitty f***ing phone!!
Phone Solicitor: Uh sir? Would you like me to continue? Are you okay?
Wufei: Yes. I'm okay. Please continue. For only $15.98?
Phone Solicitor: Actually its $13.95. You'll receive 16 different news stations! CNN, KIPO 56, NBC, and many oth-
Wufei: *drops phone. * F***ING PHONE!! MOTHER F***!!! STUPID SON OF A BITCH!!!
* Phone Solicitor hangs up. *
*Gundam pilots crack up. Phone Solicitors all call their next victim. *
*Relena walks in. *
Relena: What the hell is going on in here? Are you five goofing around?
Pilots: *_* No.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------- Okay. That's it. If you want me to continue and I get a lot of reviews saying to continue I will. Have a good day! PLEASE R&R!!! ---Lady Blink
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Hello! I got this idea from Lady Keo's book "Fun with Phone Solicitors" by Robert Harris. All the pranks are from the book. Lady Keo helped me out getting the idea off the ground! Thanks Lady Keo!! ^_^ Please R&R! Thanks!
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Disclaimer: Me no own, you no sue. Oh and I DON"T own the "Fun with Phone Solicitors" by Robert Harris book. That's Robert Harris's book!
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Relena: You guys are going to answer my phones as a punishment.
Heero: It was accident.
Relena: You guys jumped the Prime Minister's wife screaming "That's not a woman! That's a man baby!!" while pulling her hair out!!
Trowa: Accident.
Duo: Damn! She looked like she got beaten with an ugly stick.
Wufei: More like an ugly two by four.
Pilots: *snicker*
Relena: Anyways! To punish you, I'll have you answer my phones. Since I'm rich a lot of telemarketers call hoping I'll buy something. Just tell them I'm not here. Oh and they call for my brother a lot too. Get to work!
*Relena leaves through two big pink doors. The G-boys sit at pink desks in pink chairs and wait for the pink phones to ring. *
* RINGGGGG! *
Duo: *picks up phone. * Hello? No, she's not here. *Hangs up. *
* RINGGGGG! *
Heero: Hn. *hangs up. *
Wufei: What company was it?
Heero: It was Relena.
*5 minutes later. *
Quatre: I'm bored of saying Ms. Peacecraft isn't here! This is soooo boring!!
Wufei: This whole room is pink!
Duo: I have an idea. *Evil grin. *
* RINGGGGG! *
Duo: *picks up phone. * Hello? Yes. This is Mr. Peacecraft.
Phone Solicitor: Hello. I'm from Freda's Bank. We are glad to say that you are approved for a gold master card from Freda's Bank!
Duo: *to no one really. * WHAT??!! HE'S FROM FREDA'S BANK!! I'M APPROVED FOR A GOLD MASTER CARD!!
Phone Solicitor: Um, yes. It has up to $6,000 on it. Now-
Duo: IT HAS $6,000 ON IT!!
Phone Solicitor: Um, did I call at a bad time?
Duo: HE WANTS TO KNOW IF HE CALLED AT A BAD TIME! No, you didn't. Go on.
Phone Solicitor: Okay. Well, if you join Freda's Bank you can have the card amount turned to $7,550 instead of the $6,000.
Duo: IF I JOIN THE CARD GOES TO $7,550! WHAT? $7,550! I really have to go. I'm getting tired of yelling. *Hangs up. *
*The other pilots are doubled over in their chairs. *
Quatre: *Red. Turning purple. * That.was.so.fun--.ny!!!
* RINGGGGG! *
Heero: * picks up the bright pink-screaming phone. * Hn.
Phone Solicitor: Hello? Is Mr. Peacecraft there?
Heero: No but Rick Smith is here. He's $2.50 a minute. Unless you like it rough, then its $2.75. Will that be Master Card or Visa?
* Phone Solicitor hangs up. *
Trowa: I want to try one!
Quatre: *RINGG! * My phones ringing!!
Wufei: Answer it then!
Quatre: Hello?
Phone Solicitor: Hi. Mr. Peacecraft?
Quatre: Speaking.
Phone Solicitor: This Hayley credit union. We are-
Quatre: Knock-knock!
Phone Solicitor: Uh.Who's there?
Quatre: Isabella!
Phone Solicitor: Isabella who?
Quatre: Isabella out of order!
Phone Solicitor: *Laughs to make Quatre happy. *
Quatre: ^. ^ Now it's your turn! I told you a joke, now you tell me one!
Phone Solicitor: Um.okay. What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Quatre: What?
Phone Solicitor: A hot dog.
Quatre: I've heard that. *Hangs up. *
Duo: *wipes tear away. * Priceless.
*Trowa's phone starts to ring. *
Trowa: n_n Finally! *Picks up. * Hello?
Phone Solicitor: *mispronounces* Is Ms. Relena Peacecraft there?
Trowa: *gets choked up and has trouble speaking. * She.no.she.passed away.
Phone Solicitor: I'm sorry.
Trowa: She fell into a tree limb chipper. *Starts crying. * WHY??!! WHY HER? IT WASN'T HER TIME!!
* Phone Solicitor hangs up. *
Heero: I pray every night for that phone call.
Trowa: God that was fun!
Wufei: Telemarketers are weak!! *His phone goes off. * He-he. Time to shine bitch! *Picks up phone. * Hello?
Phone Solicitor: Is this Mr. Peacecraft?
Wufei: Sure.
Phone Solicitor: I'm from the Lagoon Cable Company and-
Wufei: *drops phone and picks it up. * Sorry! I'm so clumsy!
Phone Solicitor: It's okay. We're offering a great and limited time deal Mr. Peacecraft. For only $9.99 a month we'll add-
Wufei: *drops phone again. * Darn it! I'm so sorry! Go on.
Phone Solicitor: Yes. Well, like I was saying. For only $9.99 a month we'll add MTV2, three new cartoon channels and-
Wufei: *drops phone. * Crap!
Phone Solicitor: And 12 new sport channels. For only $13.95 you'll-
Wufei: *drops phone AGAIN! * Damn it! This is such a shitty f***ing phone!!
Phone Solicitor: Uh sir? Would you like me to continue? Are you okay?
Wufei: Yes. I'm okay. Please continue. For only $15.98?
Phone Solicitor: Actually its $13.95. You'll receive 16 different news stations! CNN, KIPO 56, NBC, and many oth-
Wufei: *drops phone. * F***ING PHONE!! MOTHER F***!!! STUPID SON OF A BITCH!!!
* Phone Solicitor hangs up. *
*Gundam pilots crack up. Phone Solicitors all call their next victim. *
*Relena walks in. *
Relena: What the hell is going on in here? Are you five goofing around?
Pilots: *_* No.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------- Okay. That's it. If you want me to continue and I get a lot of reviews saying to continue I will. Have a good day! PLEASE R&R!!! ---Lady Blink