.::The lil Hamburger::. CHAPTER FOUR------------------------ (Quest For
Mushrooms Begins)
As the battle continued on, with the hair pulling, the ball kicking, all of it. Goku suddenly realized the whole reason that they had even come here; he was quick to spot the saiyan proof chains as he ran over to them. He noticed that Bra had also stopped battling, as of the result of Piccolo and Dende torturing Gohan-san by undressing him, from head to toe and then putting a bright red bikini on him. As Vegeta just stood there and watched, while the lil hamburger gnawed on Piccolo's butt.
Bra smiled at Goku and quickly helped him pick up the chains.
"Come'on Goku! You take that end, I'll take this end." Bra began.
"Okay, start over on Dende, I'll handle Piccolo and we'll meet in the middle okay?" Goku commanded questionably.
Bra nodded her head, as they both charged over toward the nameks and the half naked Gohan. And began wrapping them up in the chains, leaving them both defenseless.
"Hahaha!" Laughed Gohan heroically, placing his fits on the side of his hips. Enjoying the victory of his freedom from their bikini wearing grasps.
Piccolo and Dende just stared at him in confusion. And then they both began to laugh at Gohan uncontrollably.
A sweat drop formed on everyone's head as they all fell over anime style, all but Gohan. Who was not in the least bit offended by their mockful laughs.
"Oh yes. You laugh now you green tanning men! But just wait! Just wait until we make you our mushrooms!!!" Laughed Gohan evilly.
Dende and Piccolo stopped laughing at that moment pondering the strange and demented things that Gohan could have meant by "mushrooms". They were quite the whole trip back to Vegeta's house.
"Okay! So now what do we do with them?" Asked Bra.
"Well. I think we should store them somewhere safe, and out of site! That way when Bulma comes home-" Gohan began but was interrupted by Vegeta- "If, she comes home!" Shouted Vegeta.
"Yes.. if she comes home, then she wont be startled by the sight of two gay, green men in her living room!!" Gohan said.
"Put'em in the hall closet!!" Yelled Vegeta.
"Yeah! And lock it up with a key!!" Suggested Goku.
"Okay!" Said Gohan curiously, as he placed the two green men in the closet.
"Here's the key!" Said Vegeta as he came running out his bedroom.
"Okay! Thanks Vegeta." Said Gohan as he locked the door.
"Yeah.. Whatever!" Yelled Vegeta.
"Hey Gohan! Lemme see that key." Asked Goku, still looking VERY hungry.
"Here- catch!!" Exclaimed Gohan as he threw the key toward his father. Goku opened his mouth as wide as possible and allowed the key to be thrown right in, as he swallowed it whole.
"Thanks!" said Goku cheerfully, licking his lips.
"FATHER!!" cried Gohan.
"What?" questioned Goku innocently.
"YOU BAKA KAKAROTTO! YOU ATE THE KEY!" Screamed Vegeta waving his arms in the air.
"So?" Asked Goku.
"NOW WE WONT BE ABLE TO RETREEVE THE GOLDEN BANANAS!!" Vegeta screamed once more.
"What?? Golden Bananas?? What' are you talking about?" Questioned Gohan, as he stared widely at Vegeta.
"What I think daddy was trying to say was." Began bra, but was cut off by her father's loud ramblings. - "I MEANT WHAT I SAY, AND I SAY WHAT I MEANT YOU CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT YOU!!" Screamed Vegeta in a mad rage.
"Okay." Sighed Bra in confussion.
"Father! Now nobody can get them out now!" Gohan said worried.
"Exactly!!" exclaimed Goku.
"Not even us you Baka-Ass!" Blurted Vegeta.
"What are you talking about Veggie-chan?" questioned Goku happily.
"DON'T CALL ME VEGGIE-CHAN!!" screamed Vegeta.
"We can just blast down the door and whala! They're out!" Solved Goku, feeling clever.
"You're a fool Kakarot." Sighed Veegta, disgusted by the sight of his rival.
"Wha??" Questioned Goku.
"THE DOORS ARE KI PROOF! THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN POSSIBLY GET IN NOW!!" screamed Vegeta.
"Ki proof?" Questioned Gohan nervously.
"It's true." interrupted Bra. -"Mom saiyan proofed the entire house, so as not to take the chance of any of these guys burning her house to the ground." Sighed Bra in disappointment of her own words.
"Damn." Exclaimed the lil hamburger.
"Oh well." Sighed Gohan.
"Who cares!?" Screamed Vegeta.- "Let's go find more mushrooms!!"
"YEAH!" They all exclaimed at once.
And so their second quest to seek the mushrooms began, as they flew searching high and low to find mushrooms!
"Hey! I've got and idea!" Exclaimed Goku merrily.
"Wow, that's a first." Mocked Vegeta, laughing at his own joke. Naturally because no one else would.
"What's your idea Goku?" Asked Bra sweetly, ignoring her father's bitterness.
(((A~N- Just to let you guys know Bra can fly in this fic k? ^_^)))
"I say we all should spilt up! And find at least one mushroom on our own." Suggested Goku.
"Yeah! That's a great idea dad!" Exclaimed Gohan- "And we all can meet back at Vegeta's house!"
"Sounds coo.." said the lil hamburger.
"I'm game!" Shouted Bra.
"Well then what are we waiting for? LET'S GO!" Said Gohan.
"WAAAAAAAIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Vegeta at the top of his lungs, he screamed so loudly, that his yelling could be heard all the way across the globe.
--
"What was that?" questioned the man behind the counter.
"I'm not sure." Bulma mumbled, clutching her bag in her arms.
--
"What is it Vegeta?!" Screamed Gohan.
"I don't like the idea! It's stupid." Vegeta protested.
"Vegeta! Why do you always have to be such a stick in the mud??" Questioned Goku.
"STICK IN THE MUD?!? WHY YOU LITTLE!" threatened Vegeta, raising a fist in the air.
"BOYS, BOYS! Stop this nonsense at once!" Bra demanded. -"Daddy, your right!"
Vegeta smiled evilly and victoriously at Goku.
"Goku! You're a right too!" Bra smiled.
"WHAT?!" Screamed Vegeta.- "WE CAN'T BOTH BE RIGHT!!"
"Ahh,,, but you are daddy!" Bra insisted. -"Goku, your idea was very clever! Very clever indeed!"
Vegeta began to grind his teeth.
"But daddy.." Bra stared over at her father. - "You do make a wonderful point!" Bra winked at Gohan- telling him she was just acting for her father's well being.
"So if you don't want to be all alone searching for a mushroom! Then I totally and 100% agree and support your dissension!" Said Bra warmly. -"That's why I'm gonna let lil hamburger go with you"
"What??" Vegeta questioned nervously.
"This way you wont be alone!!" Bra smiled -"BYE DADDY!!" she shouted out as she flew away in the opposite directions of the rest of the group.
"Oh boy!" Exclaimed Vegeta angrily.
"Well I guess iz just me an you!" exclaimed the lil hamburger sounding disappointed.
"Yup." Sighed Vegeta.
"So what now?" The lil hamburger asked.
"Well. I guess you go find a mushroom!" answered Vegeta scratching his head.
"MAN! Why y'all peoples keep callin 'em mushrooms?!" Asked the lil hamburger.
"I don't know!! Because 17 told us to you fool! Why else?" answered Vegeta questionably.
"So do you always do what otha people tell ya?" asked the lil hamburger.
"NO! I NEVER DO WHAT OTHER PEOPLE TELL ME!!" Screamed Vegeta.
"Then why don you start call'in'em people insteda mushrooms dude?" Asked the lil hamburger.
"FINE! MAYBE I WILL!" Yelled Vegeta. -"But if I do, it wont be because you told me to!!"
"I know! I know! Daz coo!" said the lil hamburger -" So uhhh.. lez go get those people! Eh?"
"Whatever!" Said Vegeta as he fly off, the lil hamburger on his back.
TO BE CONTINUED. Will are Z warriors ever find mushrooms? And if they do who will they be? Where is Bulma? And who was that guy at the counter? WHO IS THE LIL HAMBURGER? And will 17 be back in time to host the karaoke contest? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!!!
(((A~N~ This chapter was a lot of fun to type^_^ I reeaaallly hope you guys like it, and if you do PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE review! Your reviews help me to decide whether or not I want to keep writing this fanfic! I PROMISE THERE WILL BE A LOT MORE HUMOR IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!!
Peace~^_^
As the battle continued on, with the hair pulling, the ball kicking, all of it. Goku suddenly realized the whole reason that they had even come here; he was quick to spot the saiyan proof chains as he ran over to them. He noticed that Bra had also stopped battling, as of the result of Piccolo and Dende torturing Gohan-san by undressing him, from head to toe and then putting a bright red bikini on him. As Vegeta just stood there and watched, while the lil hamburger gnawed on Piccolo's butt.
Bra smiled at Goku and quickly helped him pick up the chains.
"Come'on Goku! You take that end, I'll take this end." Bra began.
"Okay, start over on Dende, I'll handle Piccolo and we'll meet in the middle okay?" Goku commanded questionably.
Bra nodded her head, as they both charged over toward the nameks and the half naked Gohan. And began wrapping them up in the chains, leaving them both defenseless.
"Hahaha!" Laughed Gohan heroically, placing his fits on the side of his hips. Enjoying the victory of his freedom from their bikini wearing grasps.
Piccolo and Dende just stared at him in confusion. And then they both began to laugh at Gohan uncontrollably.
A sweat drop formed on everyone's head as they all fell over anime style, all but Gohan. Who was not in the least bit offended by their mockful laughs.
"Oh yes. You laugh now you green tanning men! But just wait! Just wait until we make you our mushrooms!!!" Laughed Gohan evilly.
Dende and Piccolo stopped laughing at that moment pondering the strange and demented things that Gohan could have meant by "mushrooms". They were quite the whole trip back to Vegeta's house.
"Okay! So now what do we do with them?" Asked Bra.
"Well. I think we should store them somewhere safe, and out of site! That way when Bulma comes home-" Gohan began but was interrupted by Vegeta- "If, she comes home!" Shouted Vegeta.
"Yes.. if she comes home, then she wont be startled by the sight of two gay, green men in her living room!!" Gohan said.
"Put'em in the hall closet!!" Yelled Vegeta.
"Yeah! And lock it up with a key!!" Suggested Goku.
"Okay!" Said Gohan curiously, as he placed the two green men in the closet.
"Here's the key!" Said Vegeta as he came running out his bedroom.
"Okay! Thanks Vegeta." Said Gohan as he locked the door.
"Yeah.. Whatever!" Yelled Vegeta.
"Hey Gohan! Lemme see that key." Asked Goku, still looking VERY hungry.
"Here- catch!!" Exclaimed Gohan as he threw the key toward his father. Goku opened his mouth as wide as possible and allowed the key to be thrown right in, as he swallowed it whole.
"Thanks!" said Goku cheerfully, licking his lips.
"FATHER!!" cried Gohan.
"What?" questioned Goku innocently.
"YOU BAKA KAKAROTTO! YOU ATE THE KEY!" Screamed Vegeta waving his arms in the air.
"So?" Asked Goku.
"NOW WE WONT BE ABLE TO RETREEVE THE GOLDEN BANANAS!!" Vegeta screamed once more.
"What?? Golden Bananas?? What' are you talking about?" Questioned Gohan, as he stared widely at Vegeta.
"What I think daddy was trying to say was." Began bra, but was cut off by her father's loud ramblings. - "I MEANT WHAT I SAY, AND I SAY WHAT I MEANT YOU CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT YOU!!" Screamed Vegeta in a mad rage.
"Okay." Sighed Bra in confussion.
"Father! Now nobody can get them out now!" Gohan said worried.
"Exactly!!" exclaimed Goku.
"Not even us you Baka-Ass!" Blurted Vegeta.
"What are you talking about Veggie-chan?" questioned Goku happily.
"DON'T CALL ME VEGGIE-CHAN!!" screamed Vegeta.
"We can just blast down the door and whala! They're out!" Solved Goku, feeling clever.
"You're a fool Kakarot." Sighed Veegta, disgusted by the sight of his rival.
"Wha??" Questioned Goku.
"THE DOORS ARE KI PROOF! THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN POSSIBLY GET IN NOW!!" screamed Vegeta.
"Ki proof?" Questioned Gohan nervously.
"It's true." interrupted Bra. -"Mom saiyan proofed the entire house, so as not to take the chance of any of these guys burning her house to the ground." Sighed Bra in disappointment of her own words.
"Damn." Exclaimed the lil hamburger.
"Oh well." Sighed Gohan.
"Who cares!?" Screamed Vegeta.- "Let's go find more mushrooms!!"
"YEAH!" They all exclaimed at once.
And so their second quest to seek the mushrooms began, as they flew searching high and low to find mushrooms!
"Hey! I've got and idea!" Exclaimed Goku merrily.
"Wow, that's a first." Mocked Vegeta, laughing at his own joke. Naturally because no one else would.
"What's your idea Goku?" Asked Bra sweetly, ignoring her father's bitterness.
(((A~N- Just to let you guys know Bra can fly in this fic k? ^_^)))
"I say we all should spilt up! And find at least one mushroom on our own." Suggested Goku.
"Yeah! That's a great idea dad!" Exclaimed Gohan- "And we all can meet back at Vegeta's house!"
"Sounds coo.." said the lil hamburger.
"I'm game!" Shouted Bra.
"Well then what are we waiting for? LET'S GO!" Said Gohan.
"WAAAAAAAIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Vegeta at the top of his lungs, he screamed so loudly, that his yelling could be heard all the way across the globe.
--
"What was that?" questioned the man behind the counter.
"I'm not sure." Bulma mumbled, clutching her bag in her arms.
--
"What is it Vegeta?!" Screamed Gohan.
"I don't like the idea! It's stupid." Vegeta protested.
"Vegeta! Why do you always have to be such a stick in the mud??" Questioned Goku.
"STICK IN THE MUD?!? WHY YOU LITTLE!" threatened Vegeta, raising a fist in the air.
"BOYS, BOYS! Stop this nonsense at once!" Bra demanded. -"Daddy, your right!"
Vegeta smiled evilly and victoriously at Goku.
"Goku! You're a right too!" Bra smiled.
"WHAT?!" Screamed Vegeta.- "WE CAN'T BOTH BE RIGHT!!"
"Ahh,,, but you are daddy!" Bra insisted. -"Goku, your idea was very clever! Very clever indeed!"
Vegeta began to grind his teeth.
"But daddy.." Bra stared over at her father. - "You do make a wonderful point!" Bra winked at Gohan- telling him she was just acting for her father's well being.
"So if you don't want to be all alone searching for a mushroom! Then I totally and 100% agree and support your dissension!" Said Bra warmly. -"That's why I'm gonna let lil hamburger go with you"
"What??" Vegeta questioned nervously.
"This way you wont be alone!!" Bra smiled -"BYE DADDY!!" she shouted out as she flew away in the opposite directions of the rest of the group.
"Oh boy!" Exclaimed Vegeta angrily.
"Well I guess iz just me an you!" exclaimed the lil hamburger sounding disappointed.
"Yup." Sighed Vegeta.
"So what now?" The lil hamburger asked.
"Well. I guess you go find a mushroom!" answered Vegeta scratching his head.
"MAN! Why y'all peoples keep callin 'em mushrooms?!" Asked the lil hamburger.
"I don't know!! Because 17 told us to you fool! Why else?" answered Vegeta questionably.
"So do you always do what otha people tell ya?" asked the lil hamburger.
"NO! I NEVER DO WHAT OTHER PEOPLE TELL ME!!" Screamed Vegeta.
"Then why don you start call'in'em people insteda mushrooms dude?" Asked the lil hamburger.
"FINE! MAYBE I WILL!" Yelled Vegeta. -"But if I do, it wont be because you told me to!!"
"I know! I know! Daz coo!" said the lil hamburger -" So uhhh.. lez go get those people! Eh?"
"Whatever!" Said Vegeta as he fly off, the lil hamburger on his back.
TO BE CONTINUED. Will are Z warriors ever find mushrooms? And if they do who will they be? Where is Bulma? And who was that guy at the counter? WHO IS THE LIL HAMBURGER? And will 17 be back in time to host the karaoke contest? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!!!
(((A~N~ This chapter was a lot of fun to type^_^ I reeaaallly hope you guys like it, and if you do PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE review! Your reviews help me to decide whether or not I want to keep writing this fanfic! I PROMISE THERE WILL BE A LOT MORE HUMOR IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!!
Peace~^_^