.::The lil Hamburger::. CHAPTER SEVEN------------------------ (The Camelot
Dream Sequence)
"CONTACTING ALL JELLYFISH!!" Repeated 17 in that same weird guy in the third row voice.
Suddenly the Z senshi all went blank and silent at the sound of 17's newfound voice.
"Hey Trunks it's working!! They can hear me!!" 17 shrieked joyfully as he shook Trunks violently by his shirt collar. "aaaa.." moaned Trunks as drool dangled from his lower lip, with his doted eyes and classic sweat drop totally unaware of what was going on around him. "aaa?? HOW DARE YOU SAY AAAAA TO ME!!" 17 screamed in his evilest voice (which sorta sounded like ersala's voice when she was the GIANT octopus in the little mermaid)
"You'll regret the day you ate my couch you feather lick'in pimp daddy!" 17 yelled as he threw Trunks in the middle of the road only to be run over by the traffic speeding by.
"Now where was I?" pondered 17 "oh yes."
"WHEN I TOLD YOU JELLYFISH TO FIND MUSHROOMS I LEFT ONE IMPORTANT DETAIL OUT, AS SOON AS YOU SPOT YOUR TARGET YOU MUST CALL OUT THE FIRST WORD THAT COMES TO MIND AND HIT THEM IN THE MOST UNUSUAL PLACE THINKABLE!! THIS WILL CAUSE THEM TO PASS OUT JUST LONG ENOUGH SO THAT YOU MAY MILK THEM. eerrr.. I MEAN BRING THEM TO ME!!" 17 commanded. "Muauahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!!!"
"That is all. we now return to today's normally scheduled programming.." informed 17 as a shaved squirrel and a painted pink frog shows up on your computer monitor for continuing a soap-apra.
"Oh Ondray.. hold me!!" cried out the pink frog.
"That was very.. strange.." exclaimed Gohan. "I suppose I should do as he says."
And so they all set out to capture their mushrooms the way 17 told them to.
And within one hour Bra had already captured her mushroom, Yamcha, with the word "Raspberries" and kicked him in his right eye. And she was now on her second victim.. Yajarobee she crashed in threw the window screaming the first word that came to mind "Gym-Sock!!" and punched him in both of his armpits, and so she washed her hands and then set off back toward Vegeta's house.
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Goku had been having a hard time figuring out who he wanted to capture and when he finally decided his stomach led him else wear to the first Denny's Diner he could find- when he ran in threw the doors and ordered 2 helpings of everything on the menu.
We'll get back to Goku later..
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Meanwhile Vegeta and the lil hamburger are still arguing over which way they should go.
"We go dis way!!" Vegeta commanded.
"No man, dat way!!" Hollered the lil hamburger.
"No dis way!!" Vegeta yelled.
"No, dat way!" ordered the lil hamburger.
"No, dis way!!" screamed Vegeta.
"No, dat way!" argued the lil hamburger.
"NO DIS WAY YOU LITTLE MOTHER F*****!!!" Vegeta Screamed at the top of his lungs.
We'll just come back to them later. *sweatdrop*
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Meanwhile Gohan has just spotted his first Mushroom, as he breaks down his mother's front door and hollers "Lange-ray!!" and elbows her in her "ChiChi".
(((A~N~ sorry I just had to say that!!)))
And flies back to Vegeta's house holding onto his mother by her foot as she dangles in the air unconscious.
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Meanwhile Goku is still eating.
"I'll make up my mind as soon as I finish this bowl of rice!!" assures Goku to the viewers.
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"No, we go dis way!!" Cried Vegeta.
"No, we go dat way!!" shrieked the lil hamburger.
"No, we're goin dis way!!" ordered Vegeta.
"Nah!! DAT WAY!" called out the lil hamburger.
"NO dis way!!!!!" screamed Vegeta.
"NO, dat way!" the lil hamburger pointed toward the right.
"No, we go. hey wait a doodly-scum-boogers-minute!" hollered Vegeta. "You have no arms or fingers or hands!! How are you pointing??"
"With my pickle man!!" informed the lil hamburger.
"Ohhh.." realized Vegeta. "But I didn't order any pickles on you!!"
"Dude I ony'got 'ONE' pickle." Snickered the lil hamburger.
"Well so do I!! But I didn't order you to have a pickle!!" Cried Vegeta in confusion.
"Man, you'don gotta order'no'one to'got a pickle! I didn'orda you ta have no pickle but'chu got'one!" Argued the lil hamburger.
"Oh yeah!! Well I bet my pickle is bigger than your pickle!!" exclaimed Vegeta angrily.
"Chu. lemme'see it then!" asked the lil hamburger.
"Fine! As long as I can see yours too!" Vegeta grumbled.
"aight.." assured the lil hamburger.
"All right then here's my pickle.." exclaimed Vegeta as he reached down his pants only to pull out an old dried up pickle that was on his subway sandwich two months ago.
(((A~N~ and you thought this was gonna be perverted!! Shame on you! Get your mind outta the gutter!!")))
"Dude! Dat pickle'all strunched up!!" pointed out the lil hamburger.
"You know, I was saving it for a snack." Vegeta explained. "Well there's no time like the gift!!" said Vegeta as he popped the pickle into his mouth and crunched it up.
"You mean the 'present'." Correct the lil hamburger.
"That's what I said!! The gift!!" Smiled Vegeta.
"Aight.. whateva you'say chief." Stepped off the lil hamburger.
"HOLY MAMA'S A BIRD DROPPINGS!! I FEEL A DREAM SQUENCE COMING ON!!" cried Veggie.
"Ahhshit.." breathed the lil hamburger.
~*~*~*Drifting off into dream squence*~*~*~
As Sir 17, the boldest and most expensive of the knights, lost his way in the Forest of Ewing, at nearby Swamp Castle, a celebration was underway.
Setting: A small garret room in the Tall Tower of Swamp Castle.
The King Vegeta and his son the Prince Trunks.
Vegeta: (gesturing expansively out the window) One day, lad, *all* this will be yours.
Trunks: What, the curtains?
Vegeta: No, not the curtains, lad! All that you can see, stretched out over the 'ills and valleys of this land. That'll be your kindom, lad.
Trunks: But, Mother...
Vegeta: Father, lad, Father.
Trunks: But, Father, I don't want any of that.
Vegeta: Listen, lad: I built this kingdom up from nuthin'. When I started here, all of this was swamp! Other kings said it was *daft* to build a castle in a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em! It sank into the swamp. SO, I built a second one! That sank into the swamp. So I built a *third* one. That burned down, fell over, *then* sank into the swamp. But the fourth one......stayed up. And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the *strongest* castle in these islands. Trunks: But I don't want any of that! I'd rather...
Vegeta: Rather what?
Trunks: I'd rather...just...sing!......
Vegeta: Stop that! Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here! Now, listen, lad. In twenty minutes you're gettin' married to a girl whose father owns the biggest *tracts* of open land in England.
Trunks: But I don't want land!
Trunks: Listen, Alex...
Son: Trunks.
Vegeta: 'Trunks... We live in a bloody swamp! We need all the land we can get!!
Trunks: But... but I don't *like* 'er!
Vegeta: don't like 'er?!? What's wrong with 'er? She's... beautiful, she's...*rich*, she's got... HUGE............. tracts o' land...
Trunks: Ah...ah know. But I want the girl that I marry to have...a certain...*special*...something...
Vegeta: Cut that out!! Cut that out.... You're marryin' Princess Pan, so you'd better get used to the idea! GUARDS!!! Make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get 'im.
Guard 1-Goku: Not to leave the room, even if you come and get 'im.
Guard 2-Dende: *Hic*
Vegeta: No no.... *Until* I come and get him.
Guard 1-Goku: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.
Vegeta: No no, no... You *stay* in the room, and make sure *he* doesn't leave.
Guard 1-Goku: And you'll come and get him.
Guard 2-Dende: *Hic*
Vegeta: Right.
Guard 1-Goku: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him, entering the room.
Vegeta: No no. *Leaving* the room.
Guard 1-Goku: Leaving the room, yes.
Vegeta: All right?
Guard 1-Goku: 'Right.
Vegeta: Right.
Guard 1-Goku: Oh! If if if uhhhh.... if if uhhhhh.... If if if we......
Vegeta: Yes, what is it?
Guard 1-Goku: Oh. I-if....... Oh....
Vegeta: Look, it's quite simple.
Guard 1-Goku: Uh.....
Vegeta: You just stay here, and make sure 'e doesn't leave the room. All right?
Guard 2-Dende: *hic*
Guard 1-Goku: Oh, I remember! Uhhhh, can he leave the room with us?
Vegeta: No...nono, no. You just keep him in 'ere, and make sure...
Guard 1-Goku: Oh yes, we'll keep him in here, obviously, but if he *had* to leave, and we *were* with him...
Vegeta: nononono just KEEP HIM IN HERE
Guard 1-Goku: ...Until you or anyone else...
Vegeta: No, not anyone else, just me...
Guard 1-Goku: ...Just you...
Guard 2-Dende: *hic*
Vegeta: Get back.
Guard 1-Goku: Get back.
Vegeta: All right?
Guard 1-Goku: Right, we'll stay here until you get back.
Guard 2-Dende: *hic*
Vegeta: And, uh... make sure 'e doesn't leave.
Guard 1-Goku: What?
Vegeta: Make sure 'e doesn't leave!
Guard 1-Goku: The prince??????
Vegeta: Yes, MAKE SURE 'E DOESN'T LEAVE...
Guard 2-Dende: *hic*
Guard 1-Goku: Oh, yes, of course!! I thought you meant him! You know, it seemed a bit daft me having to guard him when 'e's a guard...
Vegeta: Is that clear?
Guard 1-Goku: Oh, quite clear, no problems!
Guard 2-Dende: *hic*
Vegeta: Right. Where are *you* going?
Guard 1-Goku: We're coming with you!
Vegeta: No no, I want you to *stay* here and MAKE SURE 'E DOESN'T LEAVE!
Guard 1-Goku: Oh, I see, right!
Trunks: but father...
Vegeta: Shut your noise, you! And get that suit on. AND NO SINGING!
Guard 2-Dende: *hic*
Vegeta: Oh, go and get a glass of water. (leaves)
Trunks looks at the Goku and Dende.They look at him.He smiles.They smile back. He gets a pen a paper out. He smiles at them. They smile back. He scribbles something on it very fast, not looking at it. He smiles at the Goku and Dende. They smile back. Trunks gets a bow and arrow from the wall. He sticks the note on the arrow. He smiles at Goku and Dende. They smile back. He side-steps to the window. He smiles at the Goku and Dende. They smile back. He shoots the arrow with the note out the window. He puts down the bow. He smiles at Goku and Dende. They smile back.
Guard 2-Dende: *Hic*
Meanwhile, at a nearby stream, Sir 17 approaches. We hear horse's hooves in the distance. Sir 17 appears, behind Piccolo, who is banging two coconut halves together to make the noise of a horse.
17: Ho! Well taken, Piccolo! Steady there, boy!
Piccolo: (as he falls as the arrow shot by Trunks sinks deeply into his flesh) Message for you, sir. (he falls)
17: Piccolo!! (spying the arrow) A note! "To whomever finds this note. Help. I am being held prisoner by my father who wishes me to marry *against my will*!! Please please please please rescue me. I am in the Tall Tower of Swamp Castle." A quest! A damsel in distress! Oh, Piccolo, noble Piccolo, you shall not have died in vain!
Piccolo: I'm not quite dead yet, sir!
17: (a bit put off) Well...you shall not have been...mortally wounded in vain!
Piccolo: I think I could pull through, sir.
17: (a bit more put off) Piccolo, maybe you'd better stay here and rest a bit, eh?
Piccolo: Oh, I think I could come with you, sir...
17: No, no, Piccolo, brave soul, you shall stay here, and I...I shall undertake a perilous quest to win freedom for a maiden and eternal fame for myself. Farewell, Piccolo!!
Scene: The drawbridge of Swamp Castle. Two guards standing here looking very bored. Off in the distance, they see 17 running towards them waving his sword in the air. They look at each other, then back at 17. They seem confused. He does not get any closer, though he keeps running. The guards look at each other again. One taps his forehead. They lean on their pikes and idly watch Sir 17 still running towards them and getting nowhere. They look at each other. Suddenly 17 appears right next to them and runs them both through. They die, considerably surprised.
17 runs through the castle, slicing, dicing, grating, mincing, and otherwise generally killing the entire populace. He fights his way up to the Tower through the throngs of bewildered wedding guests. He reached the Tower and throws open the door.
Guard 1-Goku: Hello! Urggh.
Guard 2-Dende: *Hic*
17: Milady, here kneels the humble Sir 17 of Camelot, Knight of the Round Table, and I stand ready to deliver you from
-- You got my note!
17: Well, I got *a* note...let's not jump to conclusions...
Trunks: I *knew* some one would read it and rescue me! I've got a rope all ready! Let's climb down!
Vegeta: What's all this!?! Are you the one who killed all my guests?
Trunks: He's come to rescue me!
Vegeta: Shut your noise, you. Well, what about it?
17: Well, I suppose I may have got...a bit... carried away with the moment... Vegeta: Carried away?!? Look, whoever you are, you not only ruined my wedding reception, and caused me great mental anguish, but you killed the bride's father and kicked the bride in the chest! Now what sort of behavior is that??? Who are you, anyway?
17: Well, I am Sir 17 of King Kami's Court, and I--
Vegeta: King Kami?? King-of-England Kami? And you're one of his Knights of the Round Table?
Trunks: I'm ready, Sir 17!
17: Well...yes...and I'm awfully sorry about the fuss...
Vegeta: Fuss? Nonsense!! Why, Sir 17, consider yourself my honored guest, please! (quietly) Lots of land up by Camelot, eh?
17: Well, I'm terribly sorry about killing all those people...and kicking the bride...
Trunks: Hurry, Sir 17!
Vegeta: Don't worry about a thing, sir. Just come downstairs with me, will you? I want to introduce you to everyone.
17: Well, thank you....Thank you very much...
Vegeta: I won't be a minute, Sir 17....
Trunks: (from outside) Are you coming, Sir 17? Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!! (thump)
Vegeta: (liltingly) Coming, Sir 17...
Sir 17 goes down the stairs. Upon recognizing him as the one who caused all the damage, the remaining guests shout such things as, "There he is!" and, "He's the one!" and, "Get him!" Launcelot draws his sword and goes beserk again.
Vegeta: Oh, bloody hell.
17 is at last subdued before causing too much damage, save only kicking the bride again, and the Vegeta prepares to make a speech.
Vegeta: Ladies and gentlemen. This man whom you see beside me is my own honored friend, Sir 17 of Camelot. He has come all this way just to---
Olong: He killed the bride's father!!
Vegeta: Oh, come now! Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo killed 'oo! Sir 17 has come to celebrate with me the joyful occasion of my son's marriage to Princess Pan. Unfortunately, my son Herbert (someone calls out "Is' name was Trunks!") has just fallen to his death from the Tall Tower. (gasps) But, I like to think of myself, not as having lost a son, but as having gained a daughter. For, since the father of the bride perished in most untimely circumstances....
Videl: He's not quite dead yet....
Vegeta: (thrown) Er...since her father has come so close to death as to be considered dead...
Videl: I think he's coming 'round!
Vegeta: Since her father, who, when it seemed he was just on the verge of recovery, suddenly felt the icy hand of death upon him...
(thump)
Videl: He's kicked off!
Vegeta: Right...I should like the Princess to think of me as her own Dad. In the firm and legally binding sense. And, as this is meant to be a wedding day, I would like to welcome Sir 17 into my family, and give him the hand of my new daughter in earnest token of my esteem for him and his title.
17: Well, really, I must be going, I don't think--
Vegeta: Going? Nonsense! Why, how could you leave me at a time like this, so recently bereft of my only son?
Piccolo: He's not quite dead yet! (general reaction)
Vegeta: Oh, bloody hell.
Videl: But, how on earth did you survive the fall from the Tall Tower?
Trunks: Well, I'll tell you...
Vegeta: No! Wait! Stop that!
Guests: *singing* He's going to tell, he's going to tell, he's going to tell, he's going to tell! He's going to tell, he's going to tell, he's going to tell, he's going to tell!
Piccolo: Quick, sir, let's get out of here. This way.
17: No, no. I need something more...more...
Piccolo: Dramatic, sir?
17: Dramatic! Right! This bell pull will do... grabs bell pull.
Runs up stairs. Jumps in the air. Swings down towards the window. Falls about twelve feet short, having not given himself a very good start. Swings back and forth for a short time.
17: Err...could someone give me a push?
~*~End Dream Sequence~*~
"MAKE IT STOP!!!" Vegeta cries. "MAKE IT STOP!!!!!" Vegeta gets down on his stomach throwing a fit like a little baby, screaming in agony.
"hey'chief!! Iz ova!!" exclaims the lil hamburger.
"It is??" Vegeta jumps up from the ground in shier joy.
"Yeah. man-you'wuz da one'oo started'dat dream sequence!! MAN.." reminded the lil hamburger.
"Oh.. yeah.." snorted Vegeta. "You know what?"
"wha?" asked the lilhamburger.
"WE GO DIS WAY!!" yelled Vegeta with a smirk.
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Meanwhile.
"I'm almost done with my rice!!" cries out Goku reassuringly to you guys (the viewers).
TO BE CONTINUED. what the hell was that dream sequence about? Will the Z senchi ever find their mushrooms? Will Sir 17..e err. 17 ever stop torturing Trunks? Where in Kami's name is Bulma? AND WHO IN SARCRED CAT POOPOO IS THE LIL HAMBURGER?? Find out on the next exciting episode of DBZ
(((A~N~ well I finally updated the lil hamburger!! I hope that didn't bore you too much.. and just to let you guys know I don't own Monty Python or DBZ^_^ Please review and tell me if you liked the dream sequence or if it sucked. Please tell me I wont be offended ( aren't you just feeling so scared right about now??)))
"CONTACTING ALL JELLYFISH!!" Repeated 17 in that same weird guy in the third row voice.
Suddenly the Z senshi all went blank and silent at the sound of 17's newfound voice.
"Hey Trunks it's working!! They can hear me!!" 17 shrieked joyfully as he shook Trunks violently by his shirt collar. "aaaa.." moaned Trunks as drool dangled from his lower lip, with his doted eyes and classic sweat drop totally unaware of what was going on around him. "aaa?? HOW DARE YOU SAY AAAAA TO ME!!" 17 screamed in his evilest voice (which sorta sounded like ersala's voice when she was the GIANT octopus in the little mermaid)
"You'll regret the day you ate my couch you feather lick'in pimp daddy!" 17 yelled as he threw Trunks in the middle of the road only to be run over by the traffic speeding by.
"Now where was I?" pondered 17 "oh yes."
"WHEN I TOLD YOU JELLYFISH TO FIND MUSHROOMS I LEFT ONE IMPORTANT DETAIL OUT, AS SOON AS YOU SPOT YOUR TARGET YOU MUST CALL OUT THE FIRST WORD THAT COMES TO MIND AND HIT THEM IN THE MOST UNUSUAL PLACE THINKABLE!! THIS WILL CAUSE THEM TO PASS OUT JUST LONG ENOUGH SO THAT YOU MAY MILK THEM. eerrr.. I MEAN BRING THEM TO ME!!" 17 commanded. "Muauahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!!!"
"That is all. we now return to today's normally scheduled programming.." informed 17 as a shaved squirrel and a painted pink frog shows up on your computer monitor for continuing a soap-apra.
"Oh Ondray.. hold me!!" cried out the pink frog.
"That was very.. strange.." exclaimed Gohan. "I suppose I should do as he says."
And so they all set out to capture their mushrooms the way 17 told them to.
And within one hour Bra had already captured her mushroom, Yamcha, with the word "Raspberries" and kicked him in his right eye. And she was now on her second victim.. Yajarobee she crashed in threw the window screaming the first word that came to mind "Gym-Sock!!" and punched him in both of his armpits, and so she washed her hands and then set off back toward Vegeta's house.
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Goku had been having a hard time figuring out who he wanted to capture and when he finally decided his stomach led him else wear to the first Denny's Diner he could find- when he ran in threw the doors and ordered 2 helpings of everything on the menu.
We'll get back to Goku later..
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Meanwhile Vegeta and the lil hamburger are still arguing over which way they should go.
"We go dis way!!" Vegeta commanded.
"No man, dat way!!" Hollered the lil hamburger.
"No dis way!!" Vegeta yelled.
"No, dat way!" ordered the lil hamburger.
"No, dis way!!" screamed Vegeta.
"No, dat way!" argued the lil hamburger.
"NO DIS WAY YOU LITTLE MOTHER F*****!!!" Vegeta Screamed at the top of his lungs.
We'll just come back to them later. *sweatdrop*
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Meanwhile Gohan has just spotted his first Mushroom, as he breaks down his mother's front door and hollers "Lange-ray!!" and elbows her in her "ChiChi".
(((A~N~ sorry I just had to say that!!)))
And flies back to Vegeta's house holding onto his mother by her foot as she dangles in the air unconscious.
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Meanwhile Goku is still eating.
"I'll make up my mind as soon as I finish this bowl of rice!!" assures Goku to the viewers.
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"No, we go dis way!!" Cried Vegeta.
"No, we go dat way!!" shrieked the lil hamburger.
"No, we're goin dis way!!" ordered Vegeta.
"Nah!! DAT WAY!" called out the lil hamburger.
"NO dis way!!!!!" screamed Vegeta.
"NO, dat way!" the lil hamburger pointed toward the right.
"No, we go. hey wait a doodly-scum-boogers-minute!" hollered Vegeta. "You have no arms or fingers or hands!! How are you pointing??"
"With my pickle man!!" informed the lil hamburger.
"Ohhh.." realized Vegeta. "But I didn't order any pickles on you!!"
"Dude I ony'got 'ONE' pickle." Snickered the lil hamburger.
"Well so do I!! But I didn't order you to have a pickle!!" Cried Vegeta in confusion.
"Man, you'don gotta order'no'one to'got a pickle! I didn'orda you ta have no pickle but'chu got'one!" Argued the lil hamburger.
"Oh yeah!! Well I bet my pickle is bigger than your pickle!!" exclaimed Vegeta angrily.
"Chu. lemme'see it then!" asked the lil hamburger.
"Fine! As long as I can see yours too!" Vegeta grumbled.
"aight.." assured the lil hamburger.
"All right then here's my pickle.." exclaimed Vegeta as he reached down his pants only to pull out an old dried up pickle that was on his subway sandwich two months ago.
(((A~N~ and you thought this was gonna be perverted!! Shame on you! Get your mind outta the gutter!!")))
"Dude! Dat pickle'all strunched up!!" pointed out the lil hamburger.
"You know, I was saving it for a snack." Vegeta explained. "Well there's no time like the gift!!" said Vegeta as he popped the pickle into his mouth and crunched it up.
"You mean the 'present'." Correct the lil hamburger.
"That's what I said!! The gift!!" Smiled Vegeta.
"Aight.. whateva you'say chief." Stepped off the lil hamburger.
"HOLY MAMA'S A BIRD DROPPINGS!! I FEEL A DREAM SQUENCE COMING ON!!" cried Veggie.
"Ahhshit.." breathed the lil hamburger.
~*~*~*Drifting off into dream squence*~*~*~
As Sir 17, the boldest and most expensive of the knights, lost his way in the Forest of Ewing, at nearby Swamp Castle, a celebration was underway.
Setting: A small garret room in the Tall Tower of Swamp Castle.
The King Vegeta and his son the Prince Trunks.
Vegeta: (gesturing expansively out the window) One day, lad, *all* this will be yours.
Trunks: What, the curtains?
Vegeta: No, not the curtains, lad! All that you can see, stretched out over the 'ills and valleys of this land. That'll be your kindom, lad.
Trunks: But, Mother...
Vegeta: Father, lad, Father.
Trunks: But, Father, I don't want any of that.
Vegeta: Listen, lad: I built this kingdom up from nuthin'. When I started here, all of this was swamp! Other kings said it was *daft* to build a castle in a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em! It sank into the swamp. SO, I built a second one! That sank into the swamp. So I built a *third* one. That burned down, fell over, *then* sank into the swamp. But the fourth one......stayed up. And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the *strongest* castle in these islands. Trunks: But I don't want any of that! I'd rather...
Vegeta: Rather what?
Trunks: I'd rather...just...sing!......
Vegeta: Stop that! Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here! Now, listen, lad. In twenty minutes you're gettin' married to a girl whose father owns the biggest *tracts* of open land in England.
Trunks: But I don't want land!
Trunks: Listen, Alex...
Son: Trunks.
Vegeta: 'Trunks... We live in a bloody swamp! We need all the land we can get!!
Trunks: But... but I don't *like* 'er!
Vegeta: don't like 'er?!? What's wrong with 'er? She's... beautiful, she's...*rich*, she's got... HUGE............. tracts o' land...
Trunks: Ah...ah know. But I want the girl that I marry to have...a certain...*special*...something...
Vegeta: Cut that out!! Cut that out.... You're marryin' Princess Pan, so you'd better get used to the idea! GUARDS!!! Make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get 'im.
Guard 1-Goku: Not to leave the room, even if you come and get 'im.
Guard 2-Dende: *Hic*
Vegeta: No no.... *Until* I come and get him.
Guard 1-Goku: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.
Vegeta: No no, no... You *stay* in the room, and make sure *he* doesn't leave.
Guard 1-Goku: And you'll come and get him.
Guard 2-Dende: *Hic*
Vegeta: Right.
Guard 1-Goku: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him, entering the room.
Vegeta: No no. *Leaving* the room.
Guard 1-Goku: Leaving the room, yes.
Vegeta: All right?
Guard 1-Goku: 'Right.
Vegeta: Right.
Guard 1-Goku: Oh! If if if uhhhh.... if if uhhhhh.... If if if we......
Vegeta: Yes, what is it?
Guard 1-Goku: Oh. I-if....... Oh....
Vegeta: Look, it's quite simple.
Guard 1-Goku: Uh.....
Vegeta: You just stay here, and make sure 'e doesn't leave the room. All right?
Guard 2-Dende: *hic*
Guard 1-Goku: Oh, I remember! Uhhhh, can he leave the room with us?
Vegeta: No...nono, no. You just keep him in 'ere, and make sure...
Guard 1-Goku: Oh yes, we'll keep him in here, obviously, but if he *had* to leave, and we *were* with him...
Vegeta: nononono just KEEP HIM IN HERE
Guard 1-Goku: ...Until you or anyone else...
Vegeta: No, not anyone else, just me...
Guard 1-Goku: ...Just you...
Guard 2-Dende: *hic*
Vegeta: Get back.
Guard 1-Goku: Get back.
Vegeta: All right?
Guard 1-Goku: Right, we'll stay here until you get back.
Guard 2-Dende: *hic*
Vegeta: And, uh... make sure 'e doesn't leave.
Guard 1-Goku: What?
Vegeta: Make sure 'e doesn't leave!
Guard 1-Goku: The prince??????
Vegeta: Yes, MAKE SURE 'E DOESN'T LEAVE...
Guard 2-Dende: *hic*
Guard 1-Goku: Oh, yes, of course!! I thought you meant him! You know, it seemed a bit daft me having to guard him when 'e's a guard...
Vegeta: Is that clear?
Guard 1-Goku: Oh, quite clear, no problems!
Guard 2-Dende: *hic*
Vegeta: Right. Where are *you* going?
Guard 1-Goku: We're coming with you!
Vegeta: No no, I want you to *stay* here and MAKE SURE 'E DOESN'T LEAVE!
Guard 1-Goku: Oh, I see, right!
Trunks: but father...
Vegeta: Shut your noise, you! And get that suit on. AND NO SINGING!
Guard 2-Dende: *hic*
Vegeta: Oh, go and get a glass of water. (leaves)
Trunks looks at the Goku and Dende.They look at him.He smiles.They smile back. He gets a pen a paper out. He smiles at them. They smile back. He scribbles something on it very fast, not looking at it. He smiles at the Goku and Dende. They smile back. Trunks gets a bow and arrow from the wall. He sticks the note on the arrow. He smiles at Goku and Dende. They smile back. He side-steps to the window. He smiles at the Goku and Dende. They smile back. He shoots the arrow with the note out the window. He puts down the bow. He smiles at Goku and Dende. They smile back.
Guard 2-Dende: *Hic*
Meanwhile, at a nearby stream, Sir 17 approaches. We hear horse's hooves in the distance. Sir 17 appears, behind Piccolo, who is banging two coconut halves together to make the noise of a horse.
17: Ho! Well taken, Piccolo! Steady there, boy!
Piccolo: (as he falls as the arrow shot by Trunks sinks deeply into his flesh) Message for you, sir. (he falls)
17: Piccolo!! (spying the arrow) A note! "To whomever finds this note. Help. I am being held prisoner by my father who wishes me to marry *against my will*!! Please please please please rescue me. I am in the Tall Tower of Swamp Castle." A quest! A damsel in distress! Oh, Piccolo, noble Piccolo, you shall not have died in vain!
Piccolo: I'm not quite dead yet, sir!
17: (a bit put off) Well...you shall not have been...mortally wounded in vain!
Piccolo: I think I could pull through, sir.
17: (a bit more put off) Piccolo, maybe you'd better stay here and rest a bit, eh?
Piccolo: Oh, I think I could come with you, sir...
17: No, no, Piccolo, brave soul, you shall stay here, and I...I shall undertake a perilous quest to win freedom for a maiden and eternal fame for myself. Farewell, Piccolo!!
Scene: The drawbridge of Swamp Castle. Two guards standing here looking very bored. Off in the distance, they see 17 running towards them waving his sword in the air. They look at each other, then back at 17. They seem confused. He does not get any closer, though he keeps running. The guards look at each other again. One taps his forehead. They lean on their pikes and idly watch Sir 17 still running towards them and getting nowhere. They look at each other. Suddenly 17 appears right next to them and runs them both through. They die, considerably surprised.
17 runs through the castle, slicing, dicing, grating, mincing, and otherwise generally killing the entire populace. He fights his way up to the Tower through the throngs of bewildered wedding guests. He reached the Tower and throws open the door.
Guard 1-Goku: Hello! Urggh.
Guard 2-Dende: *Hic*
17: Milady, here kneels the humble Sir 17 of Camelot, Knight of the Round Table, and I stand ready to deliver you from
-- You got my note!
17: Well, I got *a* note...let's not jump to conclusions...
Trunks: I *knew* some one would read it and rescue me! I've got a rope all ready! Let's climb down!
Vegeta: What's all this!?! Are you the one who killed all my guests?
Trunks: He's come to rescue me!
Vegeta: Shut your noise, you. Well, what about it?
17: Well, I suppose I may have got...a bit... carried away with the moment... Vegeta: Carried away?!? Look, whoever you are, you not only ruined my wedding reception, and caused me great mental anguish, but you killed the bride's father and kicked the bride in the chest! Now what sort of behavior is that??? Who are you, anyway?
17: Well, I am Sir 17 of King Kami's Court, and I--
Vegeta: King Kami?? King-of-England Kami? And you're one of his Knights of the Round Table?
Trunks: I'm ready, Sir 17!
17: Well...yes...and I'm awfully sorry about the fuss...
Vegeta: Fuss? Nonsense!! Why, Sir 17, consider yourself my honored guest, please! (quietly) Lots of land up by Camelot, eh?
17: Well, I'm terribly sorry about killing all those people...and kicking the bride...
Trunks: Hurry, Sir 17!
Vegeta: Don't worry about a thing, sir. Just come downstairs with me, will you? I want to introduce you to everyone.
17: Well, thank you....Thank you very much...
Vegeta: I won't be a minute, Sir 17....
Trunks: (from outside) Are you coming, Sir 17? Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!! (thump)
Vegeta: (liltingly) Coming, Sir 17...
Sir 17 goes down the stairs. Upon recognizing him as the one who caused all the damage, the remaining guests shout such things as, "There he is!" and, "He's the one!" and, "Get him!" Launcelot draws his sword and goes beserk again.
Vegeta: Oh, bloody hell.
17 is at last subdued before causing too much damage, save only kicking the bride again, and the Vegeta prepares to make a speech.
Vegeta: Ladies and gentlemen. This man whom you see beside me is my own honored friend, Sir 17 of Camelot. He has come all this way just to---
Olong: He killed the bride's father!!
Vegeta: Oh, come now! Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo killed 'oo! Sir 17 has come to celebrate with me the joyful occasion of my son's marriage to Princess Pan. Unfortunately, my son Herbert (someone calls out "Is' name was Trunks!") has just fallen to his death from the Tall Tower. (gasps) But, I like to think of myself, not as having lost a son, but as having gained a daughter. For, since the father of the bride perished in most untimely circumstances....
Videl: He's not quite dead yet....
Vegeta: (thrown) Er...since her father has come so close to death as to be considered dead...
Videl: I think he's coming 'round!
Vegeta: Since her father, who, when it seemed he was just on the verge of recovery, suddenly felt the icy hand of death upon him...
(thump)
Videl: He's kicked off!
Vegeta: Right...I should like the Princess to think of me as her own Dad. In the firm and legally binding sense. And, as this is meant to be a wedding day, I would like to welcome Sir 17 into my family, and give him the hand of my new daughter in earnest token of my esteem for him and his title.
17: Well, really, I must be going, I don't think--
Vegeta: Going? Nonsense! Why, how could you leave me at a time like this, so recently bereft of my only son?
Piccolo: He's not quite dead yet! (general reaction)
Vegeta: Oh, bloody hell.
Videl: But, how on earth did you survive the fall from the Tall Tower?
Trunks: Well, I'll tell you...
Vegeta: No! Wait! Stop that!
Guests: *singing* He's going to tell, he's going to tell, he's going to tell, he's going to tell! He's going to tell, he's going to tell, he's going to tell, he's going to tell!
Piccolo: Quick, sir, let's get out of here. This way.
17: No, no. I need something more...more...
Piccolo: Dramatic, sir?
17: Dramatic! Right! This bell pull will do... grabs bell pull.
Runs up stairs. Jumps in the air. Swings down towards the window. Falls about twelve feet short, having not given himself a very good start. Swings back and forth for a short time.
17: Err...could someone give me a push?
~*~End Dream Sequence~*~
"MAKE IT STOP!!!" Vegeta cries. "MAKE IT STOP!!!!!" Vegeta gets down on his stomach throwing a fit like a little baby, screaming in agony.
"hey'chief!! Iz ova!!" exclaims the lil hamburger.
"It is??" Vegeta jumps up from the ground in shier joy.
"Yeah. man-you'wuz da one'oo started'dat dream sequence!! MAN.." reminded the lil hamburger.
"Oh.. yeah.." snorted Vegeta. "You know what?"
"wha?" asked the lilhamburger.
"WE GO DIS WAY!!" yelled Vegeta with a smirk.
--
Meanwhile.
"I'm almost done with my rice!!" cries out Goku reassuringly to you guys (the viewers).
TO BE CONTINUED. what the hell was that dream sequence about? Will the Z senchi ever find their mushrooms? Will Sir 17..e err. 17 ever stop torturing Trunks? Where in Kami's name is Bulma? AND WHO IN SARCRED CAT POOPOO IS THE LIL HAMBURGER?? Find out on the next exciting episode of DBZ
(((A~N~ well I finally updated the lil hamburger!! I hope that didn't bore you too much.. and just to let you guys know I don't own Monty Python or DBZ^_^ Please review and tell me if you liked the dream sequence or if it sucked. Please tell me I wont be offended ( aren't you just feeling so scared right about now??)))