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Note: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Remy! And Johnny and peter.
+X men, please report to the driveway! We have an intruder+. the professor's voice projected through the heads of all of his students and workers. Each, with varying state of shock, put down what they were doing to go see who would try and bug them now.
Logan was the fastest. He hadn't had a fight in ages. The closest thing he had was trying to take down that deer two days ago. "But the ****in cat stopped me!" he had said furiously.
So there they all stood, some of the x men had gotten into their uniforms. Kitty, Kurt rogue and about four of the new recruits were spandex less.
And if you would like to buy me flowers, just go ahead now.
And if you would like to talk for hours just go ahead now.
And if you would like to call me baby just go ahead now.
And if you would like to tell me maybe just go ahead now.
The roaring lyrics were bellowing out of a black jeep that was driving up the driveway from the path. The two (yes two) riders were looking very shaken from all the bumps that they must have hit.
The X men glared at them.
They glowered at the x men.
Logan understood and looked over his shoulder. Rogue was hugging one of them. It didn't look like she ever wanted to let go. EVER.
Logan was so shocked his claws popped out and ripped Jean's bag in half.
One of them broke the silence.
"Hey shela, got your stuff all set ta go?" asked the blond haired boy. Rogue nodded half into the other boy's chest. Now Scott's brain seemed to start to work a little, at the prompting in the form of Sam's elbow in the middle of Scott's stomach he realized what was going on.
+One of my peers was hugging the enemy! This is too much! How could she go and be such a two timing loser? It all most looks like they missed each other, how can that be? + [AN: for once Scott thought more then this but I will stop printing it, as it is so belatedly oblivious.]
Now most every one was watching them.
"Ah missed ya," she whispered sadly into his shirt.
"Now, now beb. It was only a week or so," he muttered into her hair. But neither did he make a motion of them breaking apart. Ever. She let a few tears slip out of her eyes and onto his shirt.
Although none of the x men heard what had been said they all got the general idea that you didn't mess with one and not get trashed by the other.
"Hey, you need to nip back to your room and get your things now," said john, "hurry up," he added in a lower voice, "when the shock wears off we're done for."
"Sure," she said breaking the very awkward silence that followed. She walked off with her head down and a slight blush to her cheeks. Remy put his arm around her and they walked off toward her cabin.
The x men sat there stunned, well, they were standing so I think I should have said "the x men stood there stunned" but I didn't so ha. Then the questions started.
"She's leaving?"
"Who are they?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! JEAN!" that one was Scott, though not really a question it is important to add because at that moment jean fell of a very strategically placed cliff. Scott, being the fool that he is, plunged in after her toward certain doom. [AN: hehe]
"Um, like ok," said kitty [duh], "that was stupid and pointless. So like, wait is your name? Peter?"
Peter nodded his head and smiled a little.
"So here is my e mail, write me every week with news on how she is doing and stuff. Ok?" asked kitty.
"Alright katzen," he said as he took the slip of paper from her and bowed.
"You can write me if nothing is happening to ya know," she added with a blush.
"Anything for you katzen, gladly," he said bowing again, kitty blushed all the harder.
[Back two minuets, Jamie and john]
"Yeah 10th kingdom rocks! The dad is so the best!" said john happily. He was now talking to Jamie in the panic of mutants around them it was almost comical how calm they were.
"I like the frog, "you can ask me one question, but I always lie!" man I nearly wet myself," said Jamie.
"Then the dad flips out and yells, "what is the point in having a horrible death behind a door? What's the point in your life?!?" goodness, that was the best." Agreed john.
The two of them continued talking for a few minuets, it became clear they were really good friends when the next few lines were spoken. ~~~
"You guys are going to take care of her right?" asked Jamie. He was a little shifty to the fast that the parents to be hadn't come back and it had been almost twenty minuets. They had lost track of time themselves in all the chaos that surrounded them. Every one wanted to know what was happening but no one wanted to ask the 2 people who would know due to fear or resentment.
"What? Don't you trust us? Oh I know, why come along. We need a responsible one along with us," asked Jamie.
"Please say you went kidding," pleaded Jamie, "but all the same I don't think I should go. I highly doubt you would want me around with all the-the- Th" Jamie faltered.
"Drugs, sex, and booze? No seriously, that doesn't happen all the time, between you and me, I didn't even know that," he looked around for eves droppers, but a pone finding that every one was to shocked/panicking or chaotic to care he finished, "they were doing all that."
Jamie blushed.
"They don't seem to pay much attention to you. We don't need any mental scaring from all that do we? And we will be needing one more for diaper duty."
Jamie started laughing, he only quite when john hit him in the arm. "Hey, what was that for?" asked an indignant Jamie.
John didn't answer; instead her turned to the 2 clones that had popped up. "Go get his, er, your stuff packed up ok." All three Jaime's ran off to go get their stuff.
Surprisingly enough no one noticed. Apart form the usual reason of no one pays attention to Jamie there was the fact that about five were trying to find where jean and Scott went. All the others didn't care and were still trying to figure out just what the hell had been going on, and just what the hell was going to happen.
Five more minuets later rogue and Remy came back. Remy had one arm around her and the other was holding a duffel bag full of the things others had saved from the wreckage. That and a little bit of clothing they didn't want to go to waste. Like anyone else around here would wear them. Rogue was holding her cat. Remy kept eyeing it annoyed and if anyone had looked they would notice that he had three little bite marks on his ears.
By the time Remy had stowed the bag in the trunk and rogue had gotten her mom/cat settled on her lap peter had started the motor. He had obviously not heard john talking to Jamie, and of course the x men were in to big a state of panic and confusion to notice a silly thing like a car starting up when their leaders were gone. [AN: half of them were to busy partying to notice a cow fall out of the sky.] Out of no where 3 Jamie's and 2 bags came dashing up the path.
"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!" he yelled in unison of the other two.
This stopped all activity on both sides. The x men stared at him; he couldn't be going, could he? The others starred because they went told of their little friend's accompaniment of them.
"Ya coming to Jamie?" she asked curiously.
"Yup, if its all right with you," he added in a hurry.
"Well sure it is, after all ~ we need someone to make sure that we do our part to warp the minds of the youth," she said smiling.
He laughed, "and to make sure the kid doesn't go completely evil physco on us," this was meet by a group laugh. John was laughing so hard he was crying; Remy so hard soda came out his nose.
"It buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurns," he whined softly so only she heard it.
Now some of the others had caught on. A few were still nieve and thought that the two of them were being kidnapped by the bad guys. But evan was alone in his idea of a black and white world. The others were just sad to see them go. Relizing this jamie got out and hugged every one of them and said his good buys.
Rogue followed.
The reactions were varried between the facuty and stdents.
Kitty cried.
Profeser stood [AN: my bad, sat] there like he couldn't belive the wanted to leave.
Bobby kept smiling and tried to make them feel better about leaving.
When it was time to say the very last good by [AN: between rogue and Logan.]
Logan didn't know why she was going. Or what this _kid_ was that they kept talking about was. All he knew is he didn't like it. And he wouldn't let her leave the team. Not without a fight.
But he couldn't fight, all he could do was beg.
"don't so strips," he muttered as she hugged him.
"Ah really think Ah should," she smirked back.
"why?"
"well," she dropped her voice so low that he had to use his enhanced senses to hear it, "he is the father of my unborn child. Ya were the one who told me about keeping "family values" and shit so Ah think Ah should go with him so Ah can keep up your ideas."
"you know I didn't mean any of that," he said, "they would let you stay."
"but Ah don't want ta stay, Ah really want ta be with them," she said. Tears now falling down her cheeks.
He hugged her again and then let her go, "you tell him that if he dose anything wrong he will have to face me," he growled.
"if he does anything wrong he'll be more scared of what Ah might do ta him then what you might do," she laughed at his face and hopped in the car.
"dose Remy have to look out for your overprotective surrogate father now?" he asked.
"mm-hum. Keep that in mind later on," john laughed at her words.
"you two need to do one more thing before we leave," said john.
"and dat would be?"
peter, john and Jamie all looked together and then looked to the couple, "you have to kiss," they all said.
"in front of them?" rogue asked nervously. They probably couldn't here them as they were all walking back a little but rogue was still blood red.
"yeah, they have to know about you," said jamie smirking that his side had won for once.
"ok," said Remy, with out any warning to her he pulled her up into a kiss. The car full of boys whooped loudly and cheered, laughed, and jeered all at the same time.
By the time they were finally done peter had pulled the car out of the property and were now blazing along the dirt rode. Rogue was beat red and jamie was laughing his little head off.
"ahh, shadup," she said leaning back in her chair.
Now john up in the front seat was laughing to, "from the look of you two there will be many more to follow this one," all of they boys laughed good at that one. Rogue sat there with her arms crossed and a sadistic smirk on her face.
"Ah wouldn't be laughin' if Ah were you. You're the ones who gotta put up with me an' labor pains," the boys all fell silent for a moment.
"maybe one will be 'nuff eh?" the gales of laughter only stopped 20 min later when peter nearly hit a tree.
"Hey, where did that cow come from?" asked Jamie.
"Beats me, must have fallen out of the sky," said john.
"Think any of them notice?" asked Jamie.
"Not a chance," answered John. Still more laughing was to follow this statement.
The radio sang along with the five mutants:
"And all I can is that my life is pretty plane
I like watching the clouds gather rain
And speak my point of view but it's not sane
Its not sane, it's not saaa-aaa-aane"
What do you people think? Is it good enough? Tell me. And if you review I'll use my awesome author powers to go back in time so you ppl can find out what happened in the cabin. And where misty in cat form popped back into the story right after it. Hint hint wink wink. Sorry if I spelled Peter's nickname to kitty wrong. You ppl know me, at least I hope so, I couldn't spell to save y life. And the announce of spell check not working in other lingoes is very hardly felt in my stories. That made no sense. ::wonders off home:: and jean nor Scott died. I just had to get rid of them but they will be back for more bashing latter.
Klucky
PS: I think 10th kingdom is a show series my friend told me about in great detail. I'm not sure if that's its name but it seems funny as hell. Like this one seen with a wear wolf talking to a physiatrist about wanting to eat his girlfriend.
W; "don't know doc, I love her and I want to marry her but some times I just want to eat her"
D: I'll say a word you say the first word that comes to your mind.
W; ok
D: wedding
W: cake!
D: home
W: cooking!
D: dead
W: meat!
Nra hahahaha! If anyone knows what I'm talking about, or where to by a taped version of the show, tell me. Ps, I have no idea what the song Is called or who wrote it. It's a fairly popular song, you guys can guess at it, I thinks it call, "just go ahead now" but I bet u could have guessed that. The second song is "no rain" by "blind melon" and I think the video that goes along with it is so funny! Princess of the bumblebee dancers! WooT! They didn't sing the exact words on purpose, that what they r saying. And you now when u r so happy u don't notice what u r really saying, just that u get the general idea. Great loop hole huh?
Note: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Remy! And Johnny and peter.
+X men, please report to the driveway! We have an intruder+. the professor's voice projected through the heads of all of his students and workers. Each, with varying state of shock, put down what they were doing to go see who would try and bug them now.
Logan was the fastest. He hadn't had a fight in ages. The closest thing he had was trying to take down that deer two days ago. "But the ****in cat stopped me!" he had said furiously.
So there they all stood, some of the x men had gotten into their uniforms. Kitty, Kurt rogue and about four of the new recruits were spandex less.
And if you would like to buy me flowers, just go ahead now.
And if you would like to talk for hours just go ahead now.
And if you would like to call me baby just go ahead now.
And if you would like to tell me maybe just go ahead now.
The roaring lyrics were bellowing out of a black jeep that was driving up the driveway from the path. The two (yes two) riders were looking very shaken from all the bumps that they must have hit.
The X men glared at them.
They glowered at the x men.
Logan understood and looked over his shoulder. Rogue was hugging one of them. It didn't look like she ever wanted to let go. EVER.
Logan was so shocked his claws popped out and ripped Jean's bag in half.
One of them broke the silence.
"Hey shela, got your stuff all set ta go?" asked the blond haired boy. Rogue nodded half into the other boy's chest. Now Scott's brain seemed to start to work a little, at the prompting in the form of Sam's elbow in the middle of Scott's stomach he realized what was going on.
+One of my peers was hugging the enemy! This is too much! How could she go and be such a two timing loser? It all most looks like they missed each other, how can that be? + [AN: for once Scott thought more then this but I will stop printing it, as it is so belatedly oblivious.]
Now most every one was watching them.
"Ah missed ya," she whispered sadly into his shirt.
"Now, now beb. It was only a week or so," he muttered into her hair. But neither did he make a motion of them breaking apart. Ever. She let a few tears slip out of her eyes and onto his shirt.
Although none of the x men heard what had been said they all got the general idea that you didn't mess with one and not get trashed by the other.
"Hey, you need to nip back to your room and get your things now," said john, "hurry up," he added in a lower voice, "when the shock wears off we're done for."
"Sure," she said breaking the very awkward silence that followed. She walked off with her head down and a slight blush to her cheeks. Remy put his arm around her and they walked off toward her cabin.
The x men sat there stunned, well, they were standing so I think I should have said "the x men stood there stunned" but I didn't so ha. Then the questions started.
"She's leaving?"
"Who are they?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! JEAN!" that one was Scott, though not really a question it is important to add because at that moment jean fell of a very strategically placed cliff. Scott, being the fool that he is, plunged in after her toward certain doom. [AN: hehe]
"Um, like ok," said kitty [duh], "that was stupid and pointless. So like, wait is your name? Peter?"
Peter nodded his head and smiled a little.
"So here is my e mail, write me every week with news on how she is doing and stuff. Ok?" asked kitty.
"Alright katzen," he said as he took the slip of paper from her and bowed.
"You can write me if nothing is happening to ya know," she added with a blush.
"Anything for you katzen, gladly," he said bowing again, kitty blushed all the harder.
[Back two minuets, Jamie and john]
"Yeah 10th kingdom rocks! The dad is so the best!" said john happily. He was now talking to Jamie in the panic of mutants around them it was almost comical how calm they were.
"I like the frog, "you can ask me one question, but I always lie!" man I nearly wet myself," said Jamie.
"Then the dad flips out and yells, "what is the point in having a horrible death behind a door? What's the point in your life?!?" goodness, that was the best." Agreed john.
The two of them continued talking for a few minuets, it became clear they were really good friends when the next few lines were spoken. ~~~
"You guys are going to take care of her right?" asked Jamie. He was a little shifty to the fast that the parents to be hadn't come back and it had been almost twenty minuets. They had lost track of time themselves in all the chaos that surrounded them. Every one wanted to know what was happening but no one wanted to ask the 2 people who would know due to fear or resentment.
"What? Don't you trust us? Oh I know, why come along. We need a responsible one along with us," asked Jamie.
"Please say you went kidding," pleaded Jamie, "but all the same I don't think I should go. I highly doubt you would want me around with all the-the- Th" Jamie faltered.
"Drugs, sex, and booze? No seriously, that doesn't happen all the time, between you and me, I didn't even know that," he looked around for eves droppers, but a pone finding that every one was to shocked/panicking or chaotic to care he finished, "they were doing all that."
Jamie blushed.
"They don't seem to pay much attention to you. We don't need any mental scaring from all that do we? And we will be needing one more for diaper duty."
Jamie started laughing, he only quite when john hit him in the arm. "Hey, what was that for?" asked an indignant Jamie.
John didn't answer; instead her turned to the 2 clones that had popped up. "Go get his, er, your stuff packed up ok." All three Jaime's ran off to go get their stuff.
Surprisingly enough no one noticed. Apart form the usual reason of no one pays attention to Jamie there was the fact that about five were trying to find where jean and Scott went. All the others didn't care and were still trying to figure out just what the hell had been going on, and just what the hell was going to happen.
Five more minuets later rogue and Remy came back. Remy had one arm around her and the other was holding a duffel bag full of the things others had saved from the wreckage. That and a little bit of clothing they didn't want to go to waste. Like anyone else around here would wear them. Rogue was holding her cat. Remy kept eyeing it annoyed and if anyone had looked they would notice that he had three little bite marks on his ears.
By the time Remy had stowed the bag in the trunk and rogue had gotten her mom/cat settled on her lap peter had started the motor. He had obviously not heard john talking to Jamie, and of course the x men were in to big a state of panic and confusion to notice a silly thing like a car starting up when their leaders were gone. [AN: half of them were to busy partying to notice a cow fall out of the sky.] Out of no where 3 Jamie's and 2 bags came dashing up the path.
"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!" he yelled in unison of the other two.
This stopped all activity on both sides. The x men stared at him; he couldn't be going, could he? The others starred because they went told of their little friend's accompaniment of them.
"Ya coming to Jamie?" she asked curiously.
"Yup, if its all right with you," he added in a hurry.
"Well sure it is, after all ~ we need someone to make sure that we do our part to warp the minds of the youth," she said smiling.
He laughed, "and to make sure the kid doesn't go completely evil physco on us," this was meet by a group laugh. John was laughing so hard he was crying; Remy so hard soda came out his nose.
"It buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurns," he whined softly so only she heard it.
Now some of the others had caught on. A few were still nieve and thought that the two of them were being kidnapped by the bad guys. But evan was alone in his idea of a black and white world. The others were just sad to see them go. Relizing this jamie got out and hugged every one of them and said his good buys.
Rogue followed.
The reactions were varried between the facuty and stdents.
Kitty cried.
Profeser stood [AN: my bad, sat] there like he couldn't belive the wanted to leave.
Bobby kept smiling and tried to make them feel better about leaving.
When it was time to say the very last good by [AN: between rogue and Logan.]
Logan didn't know why she was going. Or what this _kid_ was that they kept talking about was. All he knew is he didn't like it. And he wouldn't let her leave the team. Not without a fight.
But he couldn't fight, all he could do was beg.
"don't so strips," he muttered as she hugged him.
"Ah really think Ah should," she smirked back.
"why?"
"well," she dropped her voice so low that he had to use his enhanced senses to hear it, "he is the father of my unborn child. Ya were the one who told me about keeping "family values" and shit so Ah think Ah should go with him so Ah can keep up your ideas."
"you know I didn't mean any of that," he said, "they would let you stay."
"but Ah don't want ta stay, Ah really want ta be with them," she said. Tears now falling down her cheeks.
He hugged her again and then let her go, "you tell him that if he dose anything wrong he will have to face me," he growled.
"if he does anything wrong he'll be more scared of what Ah might do ta him then what you might do," she laughed at his face and hopped in the car.
"dose Remy have to look out for your overprotective surrogate father now?" he asked.
"mm-hum. Keep that in mind later on," john laughed at her words.
"you two need to do one more thing before we leave," said john.
"and dat would be?"
peter, john and Jamie all looked together and then looked to the couple, "you have to kiss," they all said.
"in front of them?" rogue asked nervously. They probably couldn't here them as they were all walking back a little but rogue was still blood red.
"yeah, they have to know about you," said jamie smirking that his side had won for once.
"ok," said Remy, with out any warning to her he pulled her up into a kiss. The car full of boys whooped loudly and cheered, laughed, and jeered all at the same time.
By the time they were finally done peter had pulled the car out of the property and were now blazing along the dirt rode. Rogue was beat red and jamie was laughing his little head off.
"ahh, shadup," she said leaning back in her chair.
Now john up in the front seat was laughing to, "from the look of you two there will be many more to follow this one," all of they boys laughed good at that one. Rogue sat there with her arms crossed and a sadistic smirk on her face.
"Ah wouldn't be laughin' if Ah were you. You're the ones who gotta put up with me an' labor pains," the boys all fell silent for a moment.
"maybe one will be 'nuff eh?" the gales of laughter only stopped 20 min later when peter nearly hit a tree.
"Hey, where did that cow come from?" asked Jamie.
"Beats me, must have fallen out of the sky," said john.
"Think any of them notice?" asked Jamie.
"Not a chance," answered John. Still more laughing was to follow this statement.
The radio sang along with the five mutants:
"And all I can is that my life is pretty plane
I like watching the clouds gather rain
And speak my point of view but it's not sane
Its not sane, it's not saaa-aaa-aane"
What do you people think? Is it good enough? Tell me. And if you review I'll use my awesome author powers to go back in time so you ppl can find out what happened in the cabin. And where misty in cat form popped back into the story right after it. Hint hint wink wink. Sorry if I spelled Peter's nickname to kitty wrong. You ppl know me, at least I hope so, I couldn't spell to save y life. And the announce of spell check not working in other lingoes is very hardly felt in my stories. That made no sense. ::wonders off home:: and jean nor Scott died. I just had to get rid of them but they will be back for more bashing latter.
Klucky
PS: I think 10th kingdom is a show series my friend told me about in great detail. I'm not sure if that's its name but it seems funny as hell. Like this one seen with a wear wolf talking to a physiatrist about wanting to eat his girlfriend.
W; "don't know doc, I love her and I want to marry her but some times I just want to eat her"
D: I'll say a word you say the first word that comes to your mind.
W; ok
D: wedding
W: cake!
D: home
W: cooking!
D: dead
W: meat!
Nra hahahaha! If anyone knows what I'm talking about, or where to by a taped version of the show, tell me. Ps, I have no idea what the song Is called or who wrote it. It's a fairly popular song, you guys can guess at it, I thinks it call, "just go ahead now" but I bet u could have guessed that. The second song is "no rain" by "blind melon" and I think the video that goes along with it is so funny! Princess of the bumblebee dancers! WooT! They didn't sing the exact words on purpose, that what they r saying. And you now when u r so happy u don't notice what u r really saying, just that u get the general idea. Great loop hole huh?