First episode:

All the characters are sitting around in Peach's Castle.

Link: This is boring.

Zelda: Yes. Hang on a second, what do we normally do anyway?

Ganondorf: Actually, with all the time we spend trying to take over the world or saving the world, we don't have a normal routine.

Rika: Good point; I can't even remember what I did for fun before Renamon.

The rest: Yeah.

Mario: Can you believe how many fanfictions there are?

All stare at the author.

Author: Shut up. This is supposed to be a soapie.

All the others scream.

Author: FOR SCHOOL!

The screams raise a few million decibels.

Author: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

Author: That's better. *Sighs* I have no idea how to do a soapie. I'm gonna fail!

Takato: Well why don't we play digimon cards?

Author: Good point; soapies are always long and boring.

So they play digimon cards until the end of the episode.