Third episode:

More stupid drama music as they show clips from the last episode.

Joe: We need some action!

All of them get gas.

Joe: ...We could have a motorbike race...

Announcer: And on this episode...

Author: Okay then, lets go.

Once they all get to the digital world there is a racetrack and 36 motorbikes set up.

Everyone but the author: Huh?

Author: God-like author powers. Pick a bike each. And don't forget the helmets.

The group all grab a bike and a helmet, and put them on.

Announcer: Ready,

Tai: Can you hear the voices???

Author: Tai, that's a real announcer.

Tai: Oh.

Announcer: *Ahem* Steady, GO!

They race around the track, and in a freak accident that has been censored (involving lack of knee-pads) they all die.

'Kari': Hey, where's Kari gone?

'Zelda': Kari, what are you talking about?

'Yolei': Hang on, why am I so small? And what am I doing over there?

'Yolei' points at the 'Author'.

Everyone but 'Yolei' and 'Author': WHAT???

'Yolei': Oh smeg, my re-animation device has screwed up...

'Terriermon': Why am I here and there? *Points at 'Kari'*

'Yolei': I got it. The author is in Yolei's body, Kari is in Terriermon's, Davis is in Kari's, and if everyone else could say their names...

'Zelda': Ganondorf.

'Ganondorf': Link.

'Link': Zelda.

'Yolei': Well at least that's a closed circuit.

'Mario': Bowser.

'Peach': Luigi.

'Luigi': Mario.

'Bowser': Peach.

'Yolei': And their's another closed circuit.

'Terriermon': Kari.

'Kari': Davis.

'Davis': Veemon.

'Veemon': Hawkmon.

'Hawkmon': Guilmon.

'Guilmon': Armadillomon.

'Armadillomon': Yolei.

'Yolei': Then their's me, the author.

'Author': Renamon.

'Renamon': Tai.

'Tai': T.K.

'T.K.': Patamon.

'Patamon': Gatomon.

'Gatomon': Palmon.

'Palmon': Tentomon.

'Tentomon': Izzy.

'Izzy': Mimi.

'Mimi': Matt.

'Matt': Joe.

'Joe': Gomamon.

'Gomamon': Cody.

'Cody': Agumon.

'Agumon': Rika.

'Rika': Henri.

'Henri': Takato.

'Takato': Biyomon.

'Biyomon': Gabumon.

'Gabumon': Terriermon.

'Yolei': Now that that's over with, I can change you back... Hey, what happened to my god-like powers?

'Author': Time to go mad with power... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Everyone but 'Author': Oh smeg.

All but 'Author' get gas as credits roll.