A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away,
Stella and Makoto sang a theme song!!
Iced tea from Theed!!
Obi-Tea!
Rasberry Tea on your head!!
Ani-Tea!
Lemon Tea in a cup!!
Stella-Tea!
Peach Tea up your ear!!
Makoto-Tea!
Get ready...
it's Tea Time!
*Stella and Makoto are sitting at a desk, with a pitcher of Peach iced tea.*
Announcer dude: Live from a random stage in USA, it's.
Stella and Makoto: TEA TIME!!!
Stella: Okay, this MAY be our last episode, read previous chapter to watch me rant. *cries*
Makoto: *spurts tea* WHAT!? We just started!
Stella: I know! Anywho, let's get started!
Silence.
Stella: Um.. Okay, we'll need somebody to bring guests out! First person to offer gets the job!!
Makoto: *runs to get Obi-Wan*
Stella: Well, that was. random! *sips tea*
Makoto: *runs back on dragging a frazzled Padawan by the name of Obi-Wan*
Obi-Wan: Where am I?
Makoto: *points to chair*
Obi: What?!
Stella: Sit, and drink some iced tea! Because it's..
Both: TEA TIME!!!
Obi: Oh. Is that some kind of crazy diner?
Stella: Nope! It's a talk show!
Makoto: *sneezes*
Obi: Ookay..
Stella: Okay, we have questions!
Makoto: h* asks "what is going on with your hair in episode 2?"
Obi: What? Episode.. What!?
Stella: Well, let's just say IF YOU GROW YOUR HAIR OUT WE WILL KEEL YOU!
Makoto: THAT'S MY LINE!!!
Stella: Eep! *gets keeled*
Obi: *coughs* Um.
Stella: OH YEAH! We almost forgot about the Jedi!
Makoto: o.o
Stella: Dark Angel asks "How did u feel when your Master said he'd train Anakin in front of the whole council?"
Obi: *Takes deep breath* It was his decision, and I was ready for the Trials!
Stella: *pokes*
Obi: WAAAAH!!! It hurt my feelings!!!
*Obi-Fan girls in audience ignite plastic sabers and go to find Anakin*
Stella: NO! NOT MY ANI! IT'S NOT HIS FAULT! *runs to help defend Anakin*
Makoto: Ookay.. Anywho. Dark Angel also wants me to tell you that you're the hottest Jedi in the whole galaxy!
Obi: *grin* I know!
Stella: *comes running back* Okay, I'm back!
Makoto: Okay, you gotta ask the next question!
Stella: Okies! *gulps iced tea* Jedi Monkey wants to know "have you had any visions recently... like um... premonitions... about um... 'attractive' *grin* teenage Padawans marrying senators? big black suits? people breathing funny? dangerous speeder driving? ghostly guest appearances on hugely popular films? that sort of thing?"
Obi: Yes, it's SCARING ME! I want my MASTER! *cries*
Makoto: *stares*
Audience: Awwwwww!!!
Stella: AWW! Thanks for the iced tea, Jedi Monkey!!!! *huggles*
Makoto: YAY!
Obi: I want some!
Stella: *glares* Okay! *hands glass*
Obi: YAY!
Stella: YAY! *hugs Silverwolfprincess* Email me, okay?
Makoto: Um. *stares* Yeah. Anywho, Silverwolfprincess asks, "Can I marry you or be your apprentice?"
Obi: I'm still a Padawan, but if my Master doesn't die by some Sith stabbing him and makes me train the boy, then I'll be your Master! :D And a Jedi must not know love, so, marriage is out of da question.
Fan-Girls: Awwwwww! *pout*
Stella: "Why don't you ditch that little pain in the butt Anakin? ::glares at Ani::"
Obi: Um. I want to, but Master Qui-Gon will kill me!
Makoto: You mean Keel.
Obi: Um, yeah.
Makoto: "What's with the traveling Braid trick?"
Obi: Sometimes, my braid, it travels! *shifty eyes*
Stella: Um.. Yeah... "What was it like having a Master like Qui-Gon?"
Obi: It was embarrassing! I'll never forget the time he brought me to the Council for advice on how to get GUM out of my braid! *pouts*
Fan-girls: Poor Obi!!!
Stella: *smothered laugh*
Makoto: *glares*
Fan-girls: *glare*
Obi: *smiles obliviously*
Stella: *clears throat* "What were you thinking when he ditched you for Ani? ::consoles Obi::"
Obi: Awwwwww! *is consoled* I felt like. *sniff* HE DIDN'T LOVE ME!!
Audience: Aww!
Makoto: *pats back*
Obi: I NEED A HUG!!! *is mobbed by fan-girls* AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Stella: We're running out of Tea! *Force-pushes fan-girls away*
Fan-girls: AHH!!!!!
Makoto: *smiles* Good Padawan!
Stella: *grin*
Makoto: "Can I have a lightsaber? Please? ::sad puppy eyes::"
Obi: sure! *tosses a lightsaber to Silverwolfprincess* be careful with that!
Stella: "Why is Owen so cold towards you? ::glares at Owen::"
Obi: Who's Owen?
Stella: Anakins stepbr-never mind!
Obi: *is confused*
Stella: *giggles*
Makoto: "Why were people always trying to use you to get to Qui-Gon?"
Obi: THEY WERE!!!???? *cries*
Stella: *nods* We're out of time!!! Silverwolfprincess, email me! Snowbunn9@hotmail.com, and we'll discuss the co-host thing!
Makoto: Ooo. they're gonna take this ficcy down soon *pout*
Stella: *cries*
Makoto: Next guest is Anakin from episode II!
Stella: Yeah. Anywho, we need to go get more tea! BuWaZaH!
Makoto: BuWaZaH!
Stella: HURRY AND REVIEW! So we can write as many chapters before we need to quit!
Stella and Makoto sang a theme song!!
Iced tea from Theed!!
Obi-Tea!
Rasberry Tea on your head!!
Ani-Tea!
Lemon Tea in a cup!!
Stella-Tea!
Peach Tea up your ear!!
Makoto-Tea!
Get ready...
it's Tea Time!
*Stella and Makoto are sitting at a desk, with a pitcher of Peach iced tea.*
Announcer dude: Live from a random stage in USA, it's.
Stella and Makoto: TEA TIME!!!
Stella: Okay, this MAY be our last episode, read previous chapter to watch me rant. *cries*
Makoto: *spurts tea* WHAT!? We just started!
Stella: I know! Anywho, let's get started!
Silence.
Stella: Um.. Okay, we'll need somebody to bring guests out! First person to offer gets the job!!
Makoto: *runs to get Obi-Wan*
Stella: Well, that was. random! *sips tea*
Makoto: *runs back on dragging a frazzled Padawan by the name of Obi-Wan*
Obi-Wan: Where am I?
Makoto: *points to chair*
Obi: What?!
Stella: Sit, and drink some iced tea! Because it's..
Both: TEA TIME!!!
Obi: Oh. Is that some kind of crazy diner?
Stella: Nope! It's a talk show!
Makoto: *sneezes*
Obi: Ookay..
Stella: Okay, we have questions!
Makoto: h* asks "what is going on with your hair in episode 2?"
Obi: What? Episode.. What!?
Stella: Well, let's just say IF YOU GROW YOUR HAIR OUT WE WILL KEEL YOU!
Makoto: THAT'S MY LINE!!!
Stella: Eep! *gets keeled*
Obi: *coughs* Um.
Stella: OH YEAH! We almost forgot about the Jedi!
Makoto: o.o
Stella: Dark Angel asks "How did u feel when your Master said he'd train Anakin in front of the whole council?"
Obi: *Takes deep breath* It was his decision, and I was ready for the Trials!
Stella: *pokes*
Obi: WAAAAH!!! It hurt my feelings!!!
*Obi-Fan girls in audience ignite plastic sabers and go to find Anakin*
Stella: NO! NOT MY ANI! IT'S NOT HIS FAULT! *runs to help defend Anakin*
Makoto: Ookay.. Anywho. Dark Angel also wants me to tell you that you're the hottest Jedi in the whole galaxy!
Obi: *grin* I know!
Stella: *comes running back* Okay, I'm back!
Makoto: Okay, you gotta ask the next question!
Stella: Okies! *gulps iced tea* Jedi Monkey wants to know "have you had any visions recently... like um... premonitions... about um... 'attractive' *grin* teenage Padawans marrying senators? big black suits? people breathing funny? dangerous speeder driving? ghostly guest appearances on hugely popular films? that sort of thing?"
Obi: Yes, it's SCARING ME! I want my MASTER! *cries*
Makoto: *stares*
Audience: Awwwwww!!!
Stella: AWW! Thanks for the iced tea, Jedi Monkey!!!! *huggles*
Makoto: YAY!
Obi: I want some!
Stella: *glares* Okay! *hands glass*
Obi: YAY!
Stella: YAY! *hugs Silverwolfprincess* Email me, okay?
Makoto: Um. *stares* Yeah. Anywho, Silverwolfprincess asks, "Can I marry you or be your apprentice?"
Obi: I'm still a Padawan, but if my Master doesn't die by some Sith stabbing him and makes me train the boy, then I'll be your Master! :D And a Jedi must not know love, so, marriage is out of da question.
Fan-Girls: Awwwwww! *pout*
Stella: "Why don't you ditch that little pain in the butt Anakin? ::glares at Ani::"
Obi: Um. I want to, but Master Qui-Gon will kill me!
Makoto: You mean Keel.
Obi: Um, yeah.
Makoto: "What's with the traveling Braid trick?"
Obi: Sometimes, my braid, it travels! *shifty eyes*
Stella: Um.. Yeah... "What was it like having a Master like Qui-Gon?"
Obi: It was embarrassing! I'll never forget the time he brought me to the Council for advice on how to get GUM out of my braid! *pouts*
Fan-girls: Poor Obi!!!
Stella: *smothered laugh*
Makoto: *glares*
Fan-girls: *glare*
Obi: *smiles obliviously*
Stella: *clears throat* "What were you thinking when he ditched you for Ani? ::consoles Obi::"
Obi: Awwwwww! *is consoled* I felt like. *sniff* HE DIDN'T LOVE ME!!
Audience: Aww!
Makoto: *pats back*
Obi: I NEED A HUG!!! *is mobbed by fan-girls* AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Stella: We're running out of Tea! *Force-pushes fan-girls away*
Fan-girls: AHH!!!!!
Makoto: *smiles* Good Padawan!
Stella: *grin*
Makoto: "Can I have a lightsaber? Please? ::sad puppy eyes::"
Obi: sure! *tosses a lightsaber to Silverwolfprincess* be careful with that!
Stella: "Why is Owen so cold towards you? ::glares at Owen::"
Obi: Who's Owen?
Stella: Anakins stepbr-never mind!
Obi: *is confused*
Stella: *giggles*
Makoto: "Why were people always trying to use you to get to Qui-Gon?"
Obi: THEY WERE!!!???? *cries*
Stella: *nods* We're out of time!!! Silverwolfprincess, email me! Snowbunn9@hotmail.com, and we'll discuss the co-host thing!
Makoto: Ooo. they're gonna take this ficcy down soon *pout*
Stella: *cries*
Makoto: Next guest is Anakin from episode II!
Stella: Yeah. Anywho, we need to go get more tea! BuWaZaH!
Makoto: BuWaZaH!
Stella: HURRY AND REVIEW! So we can write as many chapters before we need to quit!