Esca-Bunch the Vampire Slayers.

Introducing Dryden

"You will face your biggest task yet", Bob told the slayers.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah."

"I have printed pictures of the four masters of all vampires, who are staying right here in Bunnydale."

"Well who are they?" asked Hitomi.

"Here", said Bob, "Look carefully."

The four Bunnydale High School students held their breath, and looked slowly at the pictures. As they saw them, Van let out a huge snort of laughter.

"But they're the Telletubbies!", said Van, "Are you trying to tell us that the Telletubbies rule all vampires?"

"Yes", said Bob dramatically, "Your task is to fight vampires, and kill the four masters. I must go back to the council, to tell them i have found you. Farewell!"

Bob threw down a cheap smokebomb, and then ran off VERY noticably.

"I guess there's no more trips to the mall for me then", said Millerna.

"Come on", said Folken, "Lets go home, and then we'll find that Dryden guy in the morning."

THE NEXT MORNING.

"I still can't get over what happened last night", said Merle, as she and Hitomi walked to school.

"Well, your gonna have too", said Hitomi, "It sounds as if we all have this job for a while".

AT THE SCHOOL GATES.

"Hey guys", said Folken, "What do you say we act like we own the place, and be mean to geeks like Bonathon?"

"Yeah", said Van.

And so, Hitomi, Van, Merle, Millerna and Folken walked through campus in slow motion- while everyone else around them walked normally.

They walked into the school library, and Dryden came out of his office.

"It can't be......?", he whispered.

Millerna threw a strand of hair behind her shoulder.

"I know, i know", she said, "I'm beautiful, no ned to remind me!"

"Shut up, moron!", said Merle, "He's shocked 'cause we're the slayers-aren't you?"

"Of corse i am!", shouted Dryden, "I am Mr.Dryden Giles, and i will be your 'Looker'!"

"Wow, he's our Looker!", said Van, sarcastically.

Dryden punches Van in the face. Hitomi covers Merles eyes with her hands.

"Think of the children!", she wailed, "Violance isn't always the answer!"

"If everyone is going to be punching me in the face", said Van, "Then i'm quitting!"

"Why don't you quit your whining then", said Folken.

"Cann it, hair-dye-boy!", taunted Van.

"Hey", shouted Folken, "This hair colour is natural! Why does everyone say that?!"

"Oy!", shouted Dryden, "This is a Library! Shut it, or get out!"

"Gee's, no need to be rude!"

"I will give each of you your weapens, and then we will research on the 'Four Masters", said Dryden.

"You mean the Telletubbies?", shouted Van.

"You said the Four Masters' names! You will die a slow and painful death!", said Dryden.

*Whimper*

"The Masters' best vampire is called Allen. You must torture Allen to get information", said Dryden.

"Torture?", said Hitomi, "Isn't that just a tad bit harsh?!"

"Not with Allen it's not", said Dryden dramatically, "I heard he's at the 'Gronze' tonight. Go, and make me proud!"

THAT NIGHT.

"Well, here we are", said Merle.

"Hey hot-stuff", came a voice, "Wanna drink".

The turned around to see who the speaker was. Standing before them, was a tall man, with long blond hair.

"Hi, i'm Allen", he said

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2nd chappie up and running. Thanx sooooooooooo much for the reviews! If anyone wants to flame me, you can FLAME ME LIKE CHICKEN! Sorry about that! I'll have the next chappie printed as soon as possible.

To unknown-Wisdom: I'm a big Angel fan too! You'll see why i made Allen Angel in the next chappie! Thanx for the review!