Looks aren't always the same!

"Hi, i'm Allen."

The 5 teenagers looked at 'Allen', and smiled.

"Hi Allen", said Hitomi, "I'm Hitomi, and these are my friends!"

"Whatever!", said Allen, "I didn't ask for your life story!"

"No need to be so rude", said Millerna.

"Well if thats the only way to shut you people up, then yes, there is!"

"I've had enough of Mr. Barbie Man already!", growled Van, "You, me, outside, right now!"

"OHHHHH, scary!", said Folken.

"Your supposed to be on Vans side, asshole!

"Oh yeah!"

OUTSIDE!

Van and Allen where circling eachother, like in western movies. All of a sudden, Van grabbed a drainpipe, and walloped it across Allens head!

"Hey!" moaned Allen, "That hurt! Don't be mean!"

At that moment, some drunk freak come up to them, and joins in the fight.

"Who the hell are you?!", asked Van.

"Somebody really ugly!", he screamed, and his face went all mingin'.

"Ugh!", said Merle.

Van let out a pathetic squeal, and ran to hide behind Merle.

"Don't let him get me! Run, hide me! Protect me! Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!"

"Oh shut up!", said Millerna.

Allen started to growl, and he and the drunk freak (who is a vampire might i add) got into a REALLY big fight. There was the slapping, and the biting, and the pulling on hair, and the kicking, and a bunch of other stuff.

Allen was then smashed against a box, which just HAPPENED to be wooden. It broke into splinters- convienient, eh?!- and Allen grabbed one, and staked the vampire. It, just like the other one, turned into pretty pink flowers.

"I love it even more than before!", squealed Millerna.

"I swear she's on drugs!", muttered Folken.

FINALLY getting a hold of himself, Van figured out that he and Allen still hadn't finished their fight. So, he walked up to Allen, and punched him in the face. BIG mistake!

"Come on!", said Van, "Get up, face me like a man, or for you, woman!"

Allen turned his face towards Van, and the five students let out a gasp. Allen was a vampire (original, hey!).

"Ugh!", said Hitomi.

"Ahhhhhhhh!", screamed Van, "He's a vampire! We're all gonna die! Run, run for your lives!"

"I know!", wailed Allen, "My face, my beautiful face! Oh, god i'm ugly!"

"Well", Folken started, "There's one thing you got right".

"You can't see me like this!", screamed Allen, "I must go and have a facial! By the way, i have a soul, so i'm on your side! I'm working undercover for the Telletubbies!"

And, he ran off.

"Stuff soul!", said Millerna, "He has one hell of a ugly face!"

"Well, we had an interesting night!", said Folken, "We'd better be getting home.

So the 5 slayers went home, planning on what they where going to tell Dryden the next day.

They didn't realise that more trouble was heading there way. A pink car with multi-coloured flowers stopped outside, and crashed into the 'Bunnydale' sign.

Out stepped a certain silver-haired man.

"Home sweet home!"

3rd chappie posted. I hope you liked it. I bet you can guess who the dude in the car was! Thanx for all the reviews! I now and officially love all those people who sent in reveiws! Keep sending them! I will be your friend for life! I will post the next chappie as soon as possible! By the way, that flame that was sent in, was a little note from my gay sister! I'll have the next chappie out soon!