Slayer-Slayers
Sorry i haven't updated for like.... AGES! Forgive me!!! Anyway................I don't own Escaflowne, blah, blah, blah! I have NO idea what else to write, so on with the Fic!
Slayer-Slayers
I left my last chappie at this: A pink car with multi-coloured flowers stopped outside, and crashed into the 'Bunnydale' sign. Out stepped a certain silver-haired man. "Home Sweet Home!"
Chapter 4.
The next day: "Allen is a Minger! Allen is a Minger!" Van was acting childish (as per-usual), and had been singing that little song all the way to school. "Shut up, Van!", shouted Hitomi. She was just upset, because she couldn't flirt with Allen, seeing how he was their enemy. (Well, sort of!)
At School..... "Cooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!" "Urgh! Millerna's STILL alive?! Why is't she in a dustbin, or something?!" moaned Folken. (I'm gonna make Folken really kewl in this fic, because, come on, how class is he?!) "Ooooooooooooooo! I don't think thats a good idea", said Millerna, "I might brake a nail!" Merle starts making puke actions behind Milly.
In the Library......... "Oy!, Dryden!", whispered Folken, "Make us a cup of tea, we've got good info for you." "This is NOT a restaurant!", shouted Dryden. "Ooooooooh! This is a library! Do not shout! Get out if you want to scream!", said Merle. "Shut it, candy-floss head!", said Hitomi. "Anyway.......", said Folken, "We have important information.........." "Yeah!", said Van, "We can now reveal, that........ ALLEN IS A MINGER!!!!!!!!" "Van", said Hitomi, "Shut up!!!!!" "Yeah", said Merle, "Shut it!!!" "Excuse me?!", said Hitomi, "What did you just say to my boyfriend? (A/N-I know that Xander and Buffy don't go out, but in the series of Escaflowne, Van and Hitomi do, so I'm doing it like that!) "I told him to shut up!", said Merle. Hitomi held up her hand, and said: "Don't even go there, girlfriend!" Merle charged and Hitomi, and started the kicking, and the hitting, and the hair pulling, and the biting. Folken comes along, and holds both of their heads with the palms of his hands. "Grow up!", he said. "Yes!", said Dryden. "As the slayers, you have to do everything i say! So, tonight, you will all go on patrol".
Meanwhile, some place else.................... "Why do we have to stay HERE?!!!!!!", moaned the silver haired dude, "This place SUCKS!!!!!!" "We have to stay here, our gracious one, because this is where the Slayers are", chanted all of the silver haired dudes club, the 'Slayer Slayers'. (They Slay the Slayers) "Well, i'm getting out of this dump!", said the dude. "You can't, wonderful one!", said Chesta, "It is day-light!" "AW,Figgs!", said the dude, "Well, tonight, we hunt the slayers! Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!" (Cheesy 'Bum, bum, bum' music plays in the background, while the Slayer Slayers raise their hands to their mouths. FREEZE FRAME!!!)
Later that night....................
The Esca-Slayers were sitting in the library, 'getting ready' for patrolling, when suddenly, music and smoke drifted into the library. All of the Slayers looked up. "What the fu...........?!" started Van. Colourful lighting flashes into the room, and a motorized-skateboard comes slowly inside. A dark silhoutte is standing on the board, and more dark figures are standing in the background. The Esca-Slayers could finally make out the music. "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Friendship lasts forever, never, never ends!" "Wow!", said Millerna, "This is my favourite song!" The skateboard suddenly stopped, and the dude went flying off it, and crashed into a bunch of book-shelves. "Aw, man!", said Dryden, "I'd just sorted those books out!" The dude quickly emerged, and regained his composure. He stood up, while his minions anxiously stood in front of him. He put one hand on his hip, and said: "Hello, boys and girls! Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! I am the famous Dilandau Albatou!!!" He gives everyone a pause, to stand back, and gasp. Crickets start to chirp in the background. His arms suddenly fall to his side. "Oh, come on!", he said, while rolling his eyes, "You must have heard of me!" Van lookes at Hitomi, who looks at Merle, who looks at Millerna, who looks at Folken, who looks at Dryden, who just looks back at Van. "I'm just here to let you know, that i AM the greatest vampire, EVER, and that, you are SO screwed! Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Come, my pretties!", he said to the Slayer Slayers. They then exited the school. "Does........anyone know what just happened?!" Merle asked. **************************************************************************** ***************************** Right! That was the fourth chapter! Hope ya liked it! Sorry if the lay-out is all crappy and sorry for the long wait! I'll have the next chapter out soon!
Sorry i haven't updated for like.... AGES! Forgive me!!! Anyway................I don't own Escaflowne, blah, blah, blah! I have NO idea what else to write, so on with the Fic!
Slayer-Slayers
I left my last chappie at this: A pink car with multi-coloured flowers stopped outside, and crashed into the 'Bunnydale' sign. Out stepped a certain silver-haired man. "Home Sweet Home!"
Chapter 4.
The next day: "Allen is a Minger! Allen is a Minger!" Van was acting childish (as per-usual), and had been singing that little song all the way to school. "Shut up, Van!", shouted Hitomi. She was just upset, because she couldn't flirt with Allen, seeing how he was their enemy. (Well, sort of!)
At School..... "Cooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!" "Urgh! Millerna's STILL alive?! Why is't she in a dustbin, or something?!" moaned Folken. (I'm gonna make Folken really kewl in this fic, because, come on, how class is he?!) "Ooooooooooooooo! I don't think thats a good idea", said Millerna, "I might brake a nail!" Merle starts making puke actions behind Milly.
In the Library......... "Oy!, Dryden!", whispered Folken, "Make us a cup of tea, we've got good info for you." "This is NOT a restaurant!", shouted Dryden. "Ooooooooh! This is a library! Do not shout! Get out if you want to scream!", said Merle. "Shut it, candy-floss head!", said Hitomi. "Anyway.......", said Folken, "We have important information.........." "Yeah!", said Van, "We can now reveal, that........ ALLEN IS A MINGER!!!!!!!!" "Van", said Hitomi, "Shut up!!!!!" "Yeah", said Merle, "Shut it!!!" "Excuse me?!", said Hitomi, "What did you just say to my boyfriend? (A/N-I know that Xander and Buffy don't go out, but in the series of Escaflowne, Van and Hitomi do, so I'm doing it like that!) "I told him to shut up!", said Merle. Hitomi held up her hand, and said: "Don't even go there, girlfriend!" Merle charged and Hitomi, and started the kicking, and the hitting, and the hair pulling, and the biting. Folken comes along, and holds both of their heads with the palms of his hands. "Grow up!", he said. "Yes!", said Dryden. "As the slayers, you have to do everything i say! So, tonight, you will all go on patrol".
Meanwhile, some place else.................... "Why do we have to stay HERE?!!!!!!", moaned the silver haired dude, "This place SUCKS!!!!!!" "We have to stay here, our gracious one, because this is where the Slayers are", chanted all of the silver haired dudes club, the 'Slayer Slayers'. (They Slay the Slayers) "Well, i'm getting out of this dump!", said the dude. "You can't, wonderful one!", said Chesta, "It is day-light!" "AW,Figgs!", said the dude, "Well, tonight, we hunt the slayers! Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!" (Cheesy 'Bum, bum, bum' music plays in the background, while the Slayer Slayers raise their hands to their mouths. FREEZE FRAME!!!)
Later that night....................
The Esca-Slayers were sitting in the library, 'getting ready' for patrolling, when suddenly, music and smoke drifted into the library. All of the Slayers looked up. "What the fu...........?!" started Van. Colourful lighting flashes into the room, and a motorized-skateboard comes slowly inside. A dark silhoutte is standing on the board, and more dark figures are standing in the background. The Esca-Slayers could finally make out the music. "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Friendship lasts forever, never, never ends!" "Wow!", said Millerna, "This is my favourite song!" The skateboard suddenly stopped, and the dude went flying off it, and crashed into a bunch of book-shelves. "Aw, man!", said Dryden, "I'd just sorted those books out!" The dude quickly emerged, and regained his composure. He stood up, while his minions anxiously stood in front of him. He put one hand on his hip, and said: "Hello, boys and girls! Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! I am the famous Dilandau Albatou!!!" He gives everyone a pause, to stand back, and gasp. Crickets start to chirp in the background. His arms suddenly fall to his side. "Oh, come on!", he said, while rolling his eyes, "You must have heard of me!" Van lookes at Hitomi, who looks at Merle, who looks at Millerna, who looks at Folken, who looks at Dryden, who just looks back at Van. "I'm just here to let you know, that i AM the greatest vampire, EVER, and that, you are SO screwed! Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Come, my pretties!", he said to the Slayer Slayers. They then exited the school. "Does........anyone know what just happened?!" Merle asked. **************************************************************************** ***************************** Right! That was the fourth chapter! Hope ya liked it! Sorry if the lay-out is all crappy and sorry for the long wait! I'll have the next chapter out soon!