COLONEL BOI
-A song parody to Avril Lavinge's Sk8er Boi. The story of what happend between Jack and sam.
DISCLAIMER: I dont own nada. So dont bother suing me. Besides I am POOR!!!
A/N: PLEASE READ THIS FIRST!!!!!!! In this story I'll say "promo" a few times, what it means in this story is getting promoted from Captin to Major, ect... This may be a little stupid but I was bored...
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He was a Colonel, and she was a Major, can i make it any more obvious
He was funny and she did science, what more can I say
He wanted her, she'd never tell, secretly she wanted him as well
All of her friends liked his big nose, but they had a problem with his SGC clothes
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He was a Colonel boy, she said have fun fishin' boy, she hated to fish with him as well
She had a pretty face but the goa'uld took her up in space, she needed to come back down to earth
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5 years from now, she sits at home, writing some essay, she's all alone
She turns on TV, guess who she see's, Colonel boy boring the History TV
She calls up her friends they already know, they have invites to see his promo
She comes along, sits in the crowd, she looks up at the Colonel she turned down
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He was a colonel boy she said have fun fishin' boy, she'd reather do some stupid work
Now hes a general throwing out all the rules, Now can she have a chance with him?
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Major got up and asked him out
She's happy cause she lucked out
They are more than just good friends
That was how the story ends
Too bad she couldn't see,
See before the man he could be
After spending so much time together off earth
You would think it would turn out differently.
~
He's just a general
and she's just a Major
can I make it anymore obvious
They are in love, havent you heard
how they rock eachother off-world
~
She's with the General boy
She's happier than snot now boy
They'll be lurking the halls of the SCG
They will be at Chulak, visiting Teal'c and Ry'ac
The Jaffas they used to know
-A song parody to Avril Lavinge's Sk8er Boi. The story of what happend between Jack and sam.
DISCLAIMER: I dont own nada. So dont bother suing me. Besides I am POOR!!!
A/N: PLEASE READ THIS FIRST!!!!!!! In this story I'll say "promo" a few times, what it means in this story is getting promoted from Captin to Major, ect... This may be a little stupid but I was bored...
~*~*~*~*~*
He was a Colonel, and she was a Major, can i make it any more obvious
He was funny and she did science, what more can I say
He wanted her, she'd never tell, secretly she wanted him as well
All of her friends liked his big nose, but they had a problem with his SGC clothes
~
He was a Colonel boy, she said have fun fishin' boy, she hated to fish with him as well
She had a pretty face but the goa'uld took her up in space, she needed to come back down to earth
~
5 years from now, she sits at home, writing some essay, she's all alone
She turns on TV, guess who she see's, Colonel boy boring the History TV
She calls up her friends they already know, they have invites to see his promo
She comes along, sits in the crowd, she looks up at the Colonel she turned down
~
He was a colonel boy she said have fun fishin' boy, she'd reather do some stupid work
Now hes a general throwing out all the rules, Now can she have a chance with him?
~
Major got up and asked him out
She's happy cause she lucked out
They are more than just good friends
That was how the story ends
Too bad she couldn't see,
See before the man he could be
After spending so much time together off earth
You would think it would turn out differently.
~
He's just a general
and she's just a Major
can I make it anymore obvious
They are in love, havent you heard
how they rock eachother off-world
~
She's with the General boy
She's happier than snot now boy
They'll be lurking the halls of the SCG
They will be at Chulak, visiting Teal'c and Ry'ac
The Jaffas they used to know