Revenge Knives Commercial!
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All right, I said some bad words in my Revenge on the Phone Solicitors II fic summary and got our account locked down! ^_^ Keo and Wrath didn't beat my head into the ground either! Keo just kicked me over and over and made me choke on a french fry. Oh well.
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Disclaimer: Me no own, you no sue.
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*Relena walks up to camera. *
Relena: Revenge knives!
*Picture of some sharp freakin knives pops up. *
Relena: There when you're making dinner.
*Quatre using Revenge Knives to cut up the carrots for dinner. *
Relena: To cutting off that annoying baka's braid.
*Wufei is chasing Duo around while Duo screams like a little girl. *
Relena: Or slitting the throat of an OZ soldier while he's sound a sleep.
*Heero is standing over an OZ watching him sleep and then raises the knife over the soldier. Scene switches back to Relena. *
Relena: Revenge knives. They're there for you no matter what screwed up stuff you do.
*Revenge knives cutting through carrots, heads of lettuce, and being washed. The water gliding over the sharp, shining blade. *
Zech's voice: Revenge knives are not responsible for any murders or anything like that. Buy your Revenge knife at your local drug store, Wal- Mart, pimp or crazy Gundam Wing pilot.
*End of commercial. *
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All right, I said some bad words in my Revenge on the Phone Solicitors II fic summary and got our account locked down! ^_^ Keo and Wrath didn't beat my head into the ground either! Keo just kicked me over and over and made me choke on a french fry. Oh well.
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Disclaimer: Me no own, you no sue.
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*Relena walks up to camera. *
Relena: Revenge knives!
*Picture of some sharp freakin knives pops up. *
Relena: There when you're making dinner.
*Quatre using Revenge Knives to cut up the carrots for dinner. *
Relena: To cutting off that annoying baka's braid.
*Wufei is chasing Duo around while Duo screams like a little girl. *
Relena: Or slitting the throat of an OZ soldier while he's sound a sleep.
*Heero is standing over an OZ watching him sleep and then raises the knife over the soldier. Scene switches back to Relena. *
Relena: Revenge knives. They're there for you no matter what screwed up stuff you do.
*Revenge knives cutting through carrots, heads of lettuce, and being washed. The water gliding over the sharp, shining blade. *
Zech's voice: Revenge knives are not responsible for any murders or anything like that. Buy your Revenge knife at your local drug store, Wal- Mart, pimp or crazy Gundam Wing pilot.
*End of commercial. *