Well, when playing this game watching this game
being played, there was usually some talking,
when us group just came and, um... thought these
things up, you understand..?

Note: No, I do not own FFVIII, so don't go asking me
that you want so and so to fall in love with you or
something in a remake.

.:`:. ~ .:`:.

.' Point with the singing and the ocean beginning '.

Poeple: *start singing the background hymn thing*
Waves: * start making loud noises.*
*all seems to go well, but....*
Person: *cough, cough, choke, gasp, and thud..*
*ambulance noises.*
Director (in-act): " Cut! Shut it off! %^&&$! "

.' Take Two '.

People: *start singing.*
Waves: *start making loud noises*
*everyone continues going wel-*
Waves: *start going louder so they
block out the people's singing. *
Seagull: *squawks*
Director: " $*£&! CUT. "

.' Part where Quitis comes to see to her student '.

Quitis: *starts walking around the corner, stops
and turns to look at Squall, slightly twisting her
angle and tripping over into a curtain, falling
unconcious.*

Director: "Pathetic..."

.' Take Two '.
Quitis: *after healing back up of course, come and
does the same, but instead of twisting her angle, on
the floor lays a bannana peel, and where she takes a
sigh in, she slightly moves her foot forward and slips,
landing right into Squall's crotch.*
everyone but the two: *start laughing hysterically.*
Squall: *blushes*

.' Where they go over the water to go to that.... place '.
* all the ships go across the waters, and are about to
come across of the moon where they sudenly start banging
into where the reflected moon is. *
Director: " WTF?! "
Selphie: *starts giggling insanely and runs off.*

.' Part where.... Irvine has that butterfly
on his.... finger. '.

Irvine: *points his finger upwards and waits for
the butterfly to come.*
Irvine: " Eh.... Butterfly? " *still in that position.*
*after five minutes.*
Irvine: *looking pathetic* ".... "
Director: " Who has the butterfly?! "
Rinoa: *offstage, patting the Butterfly slightly* ^-^
Everyone (except director and Irvine.): "....?"

.' Take Two '.

Irvine: *does the same thing, and luckily the
butterfly comes, but instead of flying off when
he takes his finger back, it stays on. *

Director: " what. the. $%*&? "

*ten minutes later.*

Irvine: *hopping around trying to get the
butterfly off his damn finger.* " £$%^$$*^%
%^*%$$ get off you %&&%ing off my %&^ lovely finger! "

.' Take Three '.

Irvine: *does the same thing, supisciously, the butterfly
comes and goes, and all is going well as he starts standing
up, and picks his gun up, but as the camera comes to veiw the
back of him, he quickly downs around. *
Irvine: " You was checking out my ass, WASN'T YOU?! "
*shotos the cameraman.*
Everyone: *backs away.*
.' Last form of Ultametia.... or, whatever '.
Three random people: *Rinoa, Zell and Squall*
Ultameia: *goes into her final form.*
Zell: " DUDE. DO ALL YOU *£^%ING SOCERESS'S
BECOME SOO UGLY?! "
Squall: * starts looking at Rinoa. Blinks like a
maniac.*
Rinoa: " What?! "

.:`:. ~ .:`:.

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