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[Camera refocuses it's attention on Daft who's standing in front of another door, smiling with her hands behind her back. She looks at the camera and opens her mouth to speak. There's howling in the background.]
Welcome back, Demented ones. I hope you enjoyed that one, I especially liked the twist at the end. Twists on scary stories have always been a favorite part of my Halloween Scary Movie Watching. Let's take a few moments to regroup and talk to a few people about what their favorite thing about Halloween is....We'll start off with a very special person, Leboa!
[Leboa hops in, a little thin girl with long brown hair dressed in a red dress with horns and a devil's tail. She grins evily and waves at the camera.]
Welcome to our show tonight Leboa, wow...great costume!
The horns are real! ^-^
I see....[Daft pokes her horns and Leboa sticks out her tounge.] What's your favorite part of Halloween?
Annoying you...
Yes....I see...I know how that goes...
Of course you do! You'd be NORMAL if you didn't know me, I am your ADORABLE LITTLE SISTER! [Smiles sweetly and a halo appears around her head.]
Uh....let's go on to the next person...shall we?
[Halo breaks and she frowns.] Meanie! I'm gonna tell mom that you won't let me stay on the show!
We really don't have time for this...we have to move on Leboa...here's the deal...[Whispers in her sister's ear.]
Ok! Bye! [Dissapears]
Hmmm...now that that's done...our next guest is....the ANOREXIC BRITISH COW!
Mooooo.....
What do you like about halloween?
Nothing...Those evil little punks always come to my pasture and tip me over in my sleep and then i wake up squirting milk out my nose instead of my utter....It's completely insane I say...
Yes...well...uh...NEXT!
[A blast of fire shoots over Daft's head and she ducks with a small 'eep'. Corey comes in with a mean looking fire gun thing stands next to her grinning dressed as a scary guy.]
Hello Clarice....
Uhhh...Hi! I think you've got the wrong show...I'm Daft...
I know...I just wanted to say that! ^-^ Is there a problem?...with that?
No...not at all...just try and behave...
Ok...[puts on behaving face that looks eerily like the 'I'm-gonna-eat-your- brain' face]
Now, what's your favorite part of Halloween?
I like jumping out of trees and scaring the crap out of little kids..
Sounds like fun!
Yes, quite, though this year it'll be harder to do without the risk of being shot down by police thinking that I'm the next horror that'll bring it's DOOM to this world...
[Suddenly Corey turns around and blasts something off stage and starts laughing insanely. A guy runs across the stage burning as Daft steps back. The person screams and rolls off stage as Corey laughs.]
Burn Camraman! Burn!
eep....Ok...I think that's enough...let's move onto our next story....a spoof of the clasic...DRACULA!...i hope you....
Can I eat him?
What?
Can I eat him?
0_0!!!
I'll take that as a yes!
[Corey jumps off stage and the cameraman screams and runs in front of Daft, still flaming. He screams into the camera as Daft dodges the flames.]
HELP ME! HELP ME! THIS MADMAN CANNIBLE THING IS GONNA EAT ME! HEEEEEEELLLLPPP!
[The cameraman runs off stage and Corey jumps back on and grins maniacally at the camera.]
Thanks for letting me on the show and providing me dinner! See ya later!
uhhhh....Let's just cut to the show...
AND NOW.....DAFT PLUSHIE'S DRACULA!
[The story is as follows...]
[Camera refocuses it's attention on Daft who's standing in front of another door, smiling with her hands behind her back. She looks at the camera and opens her mouth to speak. There's howling in the background.]
Welcome back, Demented ones. I hope you enjoyed that one, I especially liked the twist at the end. Twists on scary stories have always been a favorite part of my Halloween Scary Movie Watching. Let's take a few moments to regroup and talk to a few people about what their favorite thing about Halloween is....We'll start off with a very special person, Leboa!
[Leboa hops in, a little thin girl with long brown hair dressed in a red dress with horns and a devil's tail. She grins evily and waves at the camera.]
Welcome to our show tonight Leboa, wow...great costume!
The horns are real! ^-^
I see....[Daft pokes her horns and Leboa sticks out her tounge.] What's your favorite part of Halloween?
Annoying you...
Yes....I see...I know how that goes...
Of course you do! You'd be NORMAL if you didn't know me, I am your ADORABLE LITTLE SISTER! [Smiles sweetly and a halo appears around her head.]
Uh....let's go on to the next person...shall we?
[Halo breaks and she frowns.] Meanie! I'm gonna tell mom that you won't let me stay on the show!
We really don't have time for this...we have to move on Leboa...here's the deal...[Whispers in her sister's ear.]
Ok! Bye! [Dissapears]
Hmmm...now that that's done...our next guest is....the ANOREXIC BRITISH COW!
Mooooo.....
What do you like about halloween?
Nothing...Those evil little punks always come to my pasture and tip me over in my sleep and then i wake up squirting milk out my nose instead of my utter....It's completely insane I say...
Yes...well...uh...NEXT!
[A blast of fire shoots over Daft's head and she ducks with a small 'eep'. Corey comes in with a mean looking fire gun thing stands next to her grinning dressed as a scary guy.]
Hello Clarice....
Uhhh...Hi! I think you've got the wrong show...I'm Daft...
I know...I just wanted to say that! ^-^ Is there a problem?...with that?
No...not at all...just try and behave...
Ok...[puts on behaving face that looks eerily like the 'I'm-gonna-eat-your- brain' face]
Now, what's your favorite part of Halloween?
I like jumping out of trees and scaring the crap out of little kids..
Sounds like fun!
Yes, quite, though this year it'll be harder to do without the risk of being shot down by police thinking that I'm the next horror that'll bring it's DOOM to this world...
[Suddenly Corey turns around and blasts something off stage and starts laughing insanely. A guy runs across the stage burning as Daft steps back. The person screams and rolls off stage as Corey laughs.]
Burn Camraman! Burn!
eep....Ok...I think that's enough...let's move onto our next story....a spoof of the clasic...DRACULA!...i hope you....
Can I eat him?
What?
Can I eat him?
0_0!!!
I'll take that as a yes!
[Corey jumps off stage and the cameraman screams and runs in front of Daft, still flaming. He screams into the camera as Daft dodges the flames.]
HELP ME! HELP ME! THIS MADMAN CANNIBLE THING IS GONNA EAT ME! HEEEEEEELLLLPPP!
[The cameraman runs off stage and Corey jumps back on and grins maniacally at the camera.]
Thanks for letting me on the show and providing me dinner! See ya later!
uhhhh....Let's just cut to the show...
AND NOW.....DAFT PLUSHIE'S DRACULA!
[The story is as follows...]