One Fine Day....In A Nuthouse...
Dib looked out the window at the world outside. They were celebrating Halloween about now. This marked his fith year here. Someone poked him in the arm and he turned about to frown at them. It was a girl about his age with brown hair and glasses. She smiled at him and poked him in his forehead again and giggled.
"KNOCK IT OFF!" Dib said.
"He he he he...sorry. WHACHA LOOKIN' AT?"
"Nothin..."
"Something?"
"No...Nothing...."
"Why?"
"Because"
"Whhhhyyyyy????"
"Hold on! HOLD ON! Wait a minuet! I can't go through with this...I mean, what's the story plot? Am I gonna have the hell annoyed outta me through the whole fic? What does this have to do with Halloween? THIS ISNT' EVEN SCARY! I quit...bye...."
[With that Dib walks off stage and Daft comes after him.]
Wait! Dib! Come back! we have a whole story to do! Don't you wanna see what happens? Dib? Dib?
[Nothing...]
well how's that for group participation and unity? Fine! I'll just amaze you by myself! with....*drumroll* a little song to tide you over....HOLD ONTO YOUR SOCKS! CAUSE IT'S GONNA BE GREAT!
The Hearse Song ***Disclaimer*** [This has nothing to do with Zim, and I don't own it... and I'm not sure who does...but here it is anyway!]
Don't you ever laugh as the hearse goes by, For you may be the next to die. They wrap you up in a big white shet Fom your head down to your feet. They put you in a big black box And cover you up with dirt and rocks. All goes well for about a week, Then your coffin begins to leak. The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, The worms play pinochle on your snout. They eat your eues, they eat your noes, They eat the jelly between your toes. A big green worm with rolling eyes Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes. Tour stomach turns a slimey green, And pus pours out like whipping cream. You spread it on a slice of bread, And that's what you eat when you are dead!
.....uh there...I hope you liked it because this is the end of our show! THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!
[Daft pulls Dib, Zim, and Gir out and they bow]
Go on and finish out the rest of the show!
Dib looked out the window at the world outside. They were celebrating Halloween about now. This marked his fith year here. Someone poked him in the arm and he turned about to frown at them. It was a girl about his age with brown hair and glasses. She smiled at him and poked him in his forehead again and giggled.
"KNOCK IT OFF!" Dib said.
"He he he he...sorry. WHACHA LOOKIN' AT?"
"Nothin..."
"Something?"
"No...Nothing...."
"Why?"
"Because"
"Whhhhyyyyy????"
"Hold on! HOLD ON! Wait a minuet! I can't go through with this...I mean, what's the story plot? Am I gonna have the hell annoyed outta me through the whole fic? What does this have to do with Halloween? THIS ISNT' EVEN SCARY! I quit...bye...."
[With that Dib walks off stage and Daft comes after him.]
Wait! Dib! Come back! we have a whole story to do! Don't you wanna see what happens? Dib? Dib?
[Nothing...]
well how's that for group participation and unity? Fine! I'll just amaze you by myself! with....*drumroll* a little song to tide you over....HOLD ONTO YOUR SOCKS! CAUSE IT'S GONNA BE GREAT!
The Hearse Song ***Disclaimer*** [This has nothing to do with Zim, and I don't own it... and I'm not sure who does...but here it is anyway!]
Don't you ever laugh as the hearse goes by, For you may be the next to die. They wrap you up in a big white shet Fom your head down to your feet. They put you in a big black box And cover you up with dirt and rocks. All goes well for about a week, Then your coffin begins to leak. The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, The worms play pinochle on your snout. They eat your eues, they eat your noes, They eat the jelly between your toes. A big green worm with rolling eyes Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes. Tour stomach turns a slimey green, And pus pours out like whipping cream. You spread it on a slice of bread, And that's what you eat when you are dead!
.....uh there...I hope you liked it because this is the end of our show! THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!
[Daft pulls Dib, Zim, and Gir out and they bow]
Go on and finish out the rest of the show!