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(A/N: Well here comes another chapter. Same rules apply though. This should be a little more funnier *hopefully*, so yeah. Enjoy!)
Why me?
By The Redundant Goddess…
Of a Power line, a Mistress and a hell of a lot of Zombies…
The cool night air felt good against Yue's white wings. He smiled contentedly as he zipped about with great speed over the sleeping town. Doing a number of flips twirls and spins in mid air. While his other self began to sing songs from the sound of music in Yue's head. Thus causing Yue to nearly fly into a great big power line.
Yue growled with annoyance at the distraction. " Why me?" he groaned. "Why do I have to get stuck with a false form who is a complete kawaii fanatic?" With great ease he looped round and flew over the Power line that he nearly crashed into and stopped mid flight to glare at it.
" Not too mention this… insane contraption!" He argued, out loud, to himself. The Moon Angel's usually cold and emotionless voice filled with annoyance and anger. "Why do humans insist on erecting these huge poles with cables on them? Don't they know that some people like to fly around at night without getting nearly killed by these things?"
Yue was just about to summon up a couple of ice shards or his really cool bow, which ever came first and caused the greatest amount of destruction, when suddenly he could hear his Mistress's high pitched and very loud scream. Being a good guardian, well better than all the others any way, he decided to discontinue his feud with the power line and go to the aid of his Mistress, but not before shouting " I'll be back for you later" At the inanimate object before flying off at top speed to the Kinomoto residence.
Now Yue usually stayed away from the Kinomoto residence unless he absolutely, positively had to be there. It wasn't as if he didn't like his Mistress, far from it. He was actually quite fond of her. But it was the fact that every time he visited, he would either: A) get into a fight with Keroberus about something and have to clean up the house after the massive battle or B) get roped into doing something personal with his Mistress. Like Shopping or some other girly thing, which Yue really didn't like doing, because it just seemed pointless for him to be doing it. He was her guardian, not her personal handy man! Yet, secretly he did enjoy her company, especially now she was at an age where she wasn't absolutely obsessed with toys and childish stuff. Well, not as much as she was when Yue first knew her any way.
As soon as Yue touched down he heard another scream coming from the living room. The lights aren't on. Yue pondered. Something must be wrong then. So with great haste he burst through patio door and had an ice shard ready for what ever was causing his Mistress to scream. He was, needless to say, worrying about nothing. For as soon as he burst into the living room all he saw was an 18 year old girl, in a dark room, curled up on the sofa with some popcorn and what seemed to be hugging, although by now it looked like she was strangling, a big pillow. Oh and the TV blaring with horrible, gut retching sounds coming from it's surround sound speakers. Yue raised and eye brow at his Mistress as he turned on the lights. With that his Mistress jumped and looked at him eyes wide with fear.
"Eeep!" The emerald-eyed girl squealed before she even realised who it was that turned on the lights.
"Oh Yue!" She sighed. " It's only you."
Yue blinked, his eyebrow still raised. He felt like saying, "Well who were you expecting? The postman?" But decided against it. Instead he settled for "I heard you screaming Mistress and came to see if you were in need of my assistance. There seems to be no immediate threat here. So may I ask why you were screaming?"
At this Sakura smiled warmly at her guardian and quickly pressed the pause button on her DVD remote.
" Well I was screaming because this movie I am watching is really scary! A Zombie just bit this woman and…" She paused for a minute and gave her Guardian a false glare. "Please don't call me Mistress, Yue. How many times do I have to ask you? I'm your friend."
Yue Sighed, " Very well Mi- I mean Sakura-sama." Sakura rolled her eyes at this, but smiled all the same. The guardian gave a slight cough. "Any way, I must be going, since you're not in any real danger…" The silvery angel said as he edged slowly toward the back door.
" WAIT" Sakura yelped as she jumped up into a sitting position on the sofa. "Why not stay and watch the movie with me?" Yue blinked. He ruffled his feathers in thought. This really isn't a good idea. I mean saving her life yes. Making sure she is alright yes, but watching a scary movie with her… " Please Yue?" Her soft little voice interrupted his train of thought and her soft green eye's seemed to plead to his cool, amethysts.
A thought popped up into Yue's head. " Why not get Keroberus to watch it with you? He is more suited to being in your company when you are watching anything" God, Yue! His mind scolded That's a really REALLY bad excuse. Any way, what's so wrong with staying here and watching the film? It's not likely to scare you is it? Also she is all-alone. Why did her father have to go on that dig I will never know…
" Oh I usually would" His young auburn haired mistress replied with haste. " But he is over at Tomoyo's. Something about eating the worlds biggest pudding?" Yue snorted Typical Keroberus! He thought angrily in his mind. Always thinking with his stomach. Never thinking of the Mistress's safety. Just wait till I get my hands on that…
"So would you like to stay?" Sakura asked sweetly in her most sweetest voice. Her eyes doing that, in Yue's mind any way, Annoying cutey, "I'm so sweet please agree with anything I ask" Look. Argh, she's doing that thing again. Argh! It may have worked with that Li twit and All the others but not me! Oh no… Then he heard Yuki singing, " the hills are alive" in the background of his mind and with that Yue had a thought.
" Sakura-sama? What did you say the name of the film was?" He asked with a slight thoughtful look.
" Erm… Resident evil." This caused Yue to think. That name seemed to click something into place. A memory of sorts. Hang on a…
"Isn't that a game that Kero plays upstairs? One of Touya's old ones?" Sakura nodded.
" Yeah it is, but they made it into a film. It's worse than the game…" and she continued to ramble a bit, however Yue began to form a some what evil, yet cunning plan. He nearly grinned, but fought the urge, when he heard he say it was something to do with that game.
YES YES YES! In his mind, Yue was doing another set of amazing flips and turns. Oh thank Clow for this glorious opportunity for revenge on my false form! Hehehe. Damn I am good.
You see, it's a well-known fact that… well… Yuki is… a big fat wuss. He hates anything to do with violence, scary stuff and general nastiness. This boy even cried when Bambi's mother got shot and swore never to watch it again. In particular, Yuki never liked the Resident Evil games that Touya used to play when Yuki game over to study. With this knowledge and Sakura having the film to watch. Yue's plan was thus: basically watch the film and give Yuki bad dreams. Filled with Zombies and god knows how much horrific and graphic violence the film contained. Hehehe. Yue = one. Yuki = nothing.
So "Grudgingly" Yue accepted his Mistress's offer and decided to sit down on the floor, although Sakura had insisted on him sitting on the sofa with her, and watch the scary film, of course to make sure his mistress didn't get scared, but also to make sure his false form got a taste of his own medicine…
(A/N: w00t! Another chapter done. Well I had to cut some bit's out coz it would have made the chapter too long. But it fit's in perfectly for the next. The freaky stuff isn't particularly nice to talk about, so I won't subject you to it. But I managed to get this chapter finished. So thanks for those who reviewed my first chapter. I just hope you enjoy this one. So till next time. Pies!)