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(A/N Lol, it seems some people actually like this Fic. *Shrugs* you strange people. There will some choice S+Y coming up so the same rules apply. Hehehe. Yue does seem to be going insane, but bless us. Ain't it fun? Heheheh. Enjoy!)

Why me?

By The Redundant Goddess…

Part two of Yue's 3vil plan…

About half way through the film, Yue had endured his Mistress scream, jump, yelp and hide her self through all the best bits. To be honest, Yue thought the film was laughable. The idea that Zombies would really act like that was ludicrous to him. Not too mention the way that those poor soldiers got sliced and diced in that laser chamber. Serves them right for snooping about the place. Yet, to be fair it did contain some Yuki scaring bits. So it was all-good.

They had just got up to the bit where the bloke opens the door and gets eaten by a load of zombies, which seemed to happen a lot, when Yue smirked. "You know this is totally laughable." He said with a slight bit of humour in his tone. "Zombies don't go around eating people here or there." His poor scared Mistress up on the sofa glanced down at her guardian with surprise.

" Oh yeah? Then what do they do then?" She asked hurriedly, as she was trying to keep up with what the lead woman was doing.

Yue nodded and replied in a matter of factly way " Well the master, who created them, orders them to do there biding. I thought everyone knew that. I know Master Clow had some run ins with them…"

Sakura's eye's nearly bulged out of their sockets and she nearly chocked on a bit of popcorn. The silver haired Guardian looked up at his Mistress with a questioning glance.

" You mean those things are real?" Yue nodded his head.

"Yes." He said simply, but quickly followed up with, "But not to worry Mistress, I don't think any shamans or Voodoo priests can evoke those things anymore." When he saw the pale, petrified look upon Sakura's usually cheery face, he thought it best to try and stop her vast imagination coming up with new enemies that could summon Zombies. If Yue had been more open and caring he would have given her a hug, but he wasn't. So he didn't. That was the kind of thing that poor Li twit would have loved to do.

Speaking of that Li twit, Yue had always felt sorry for him. After all the excitement was over, Li had stayed around for a bit, but not very long. About a year in fact. Yue remembered how very fond the little Chinese boy was of his Mistress. He tried everything to get her attention. Sweets, flowers, Gifts and countless times of life saving. Yet nothing seemed to work. Of course Sakura would be very grateful of what he would do for her and thank him very sincerely, Yet the right response the amber eyed boy wanted never seemed to come.

Yue had always thought it was because Sakura, as much as she was lovely, kind, beautiful and nice, was incredibly dense and very naive. He was sure she had no idea of the poor boys real intentions toward her and for some reason that made Yue a little happier. He had no idea why, but he was happy that the Twerp didn't get her in the end. Even though Yue had told the kid himself that it was important to stay around Sakura and he was part of the Clow destiny.

So what happened to the Li twit you may ask? Well after about a year of trying to win of Sakura, he finally gave up. What he did next really made Yue and everyone else around him feel sorry for the poor lad. He went home to marry his rather annoying cousin Melin or whatever her name was. It sent a shudder down Yue's spine every time he thought of the boy and that black haired battle-axe wannabe. Poor boy. Poor Poor boy. I would rather face several hundred-chibi versions of Ruby Moon than that girl…Okay, maybe not hundreds…

Just then Yue was ripped out of his little trip down memory lane by a very frightened Sakura shrieking, jumping five foot into the air, completely missing her landing on the sofa and managing to fall onto the poor guardian, who was sitting quietly beside her on the floor. Needless to say they ended up in a very interesting position. One of which caused Yue to blush so much that his face was lit up like a red Christmas tree.

Sakura had fallen face first onto Yue, who had rolled over onto his back, and their noses where almost touching. Also, with the green-eyed girl being so scared, she was hugging Yue with all her might, bringing them very close together. What made it worse was that all, the now blushing card Mistress, was wearing was a pair of loose, black tracksuit trousers and a bright green halter top, which didn't leave much to the imagination of one Moon Guardian who had a very, very good view.

Suddenly loud alarm bells started ringing in Yue's mind. Oh dear Clow! Yue could feel his heart beat start to race faster and faster beneath his chest Now, Yue, get a grip… Of yourself, not the Mistress. Now is not a good time to check out how much she has grown… UP! His mind told screamed at himself. Wow. He thought, while his eyes tried to fix on to something that didn't get his mind working over time, but ended up accidentally looking over her rather close for comfort body. Boy has she grown, now I can see why that Li twit wanted her so bad… NO! STOP THINKING! BAD MOON GUARDIAN!

Luckily Sakura managed to snap out of her small state of shock in time to grab Yue's wondering eye's attention.

"Yue?" She asked gently, making sure she didn't say it to loud to hurt his ears. "Yue? Are you okay?" Yue's cat like eyes locked with her warm emeralds and he nodded his head slowly in response. Just to makes sure his nose or any other part of his body touched her any more than nessercary. Slowly Yue's voice managed to make a sound.

" I think I should move." He said hurriedly, trying to keep the embracement in his voice under control.

"Why?" Asked Sakura softly. Yue felt like banging his head against a brick wall or letting the earth swallow him whole. Please, please, PLEASE. He begged in his mind. Don't have a dense fit Sakura. Not now! This is too embaracing. Even more embarcing than having a false form who wear's pink shirts and sings " I love the night life" In bars all over this town…

" Because, then you can move." He answered quickly. Her being so close to him made Yue feel extremely odd, which made him nervous, which was a feeling he didn't like.

"But, Yue, I'm on top of you." The not so little any more cherry blossom pointed out to her Guardian. ARGH! Why did she have to point that out? Like I don't have enough on my mind. Now this! Think of cold, cold things. Think of Ruby… Okay not that far…

" Erm, yes. So maybe you should move then Mistress."

"Why?"

"So you can move."

"But isn't it you that wanted to move?"

"Well yes…"

" So move."

"But you're on top of me."

" So you can't move…"

CLOW GIVE ME STRENGTH!  Yue had really had enough. This conversation was going nowhere and as much as he enjoyed being laid on by his rather nice looking Mistress DAMN YOY BRAIN STOP THINKING LIKE THAT! This situation had to end. It had to end now.

" Look, Mistress, why don't you get up slowly, so you don't fall over again and then I can get up and thus solving the problem." Yue sighed rather frustratedly. With that Sakura got up slowly from their rather intimate position and let Yue get up and brush his white robes off. The sweet girl smiled a nervous smile and tried to cover up her blush.

" Well, that was interesting." She muttered under her breath.

" You can say that again." Yue hid a smirk whilst muttering under his, rather, rapid breath. Sakura looked up at her guardian and was about to say something when Yue cut her off. " Well look at the time."  He started with a shakey voice, then checked it into place and came back with his usual cool, calm voice. " Yuki has to get up early tomorrow for…er… his archery practice. So I had better be going." Sakura blinked once in confusion and possibly hurt. Then she smiled warmly at her Guardian and led him to the back door.

" Well it was fun having you round Yue, feel free to come round any time." Well, that isn't going to happen. He urgently thought. The alarm bells and sirens that had gone off when Sakura fell on top of him where still going load and clear. At least it drowns out Yuki's infernal racket.  " Thanks for staying with me to watch the movie. I know you don't like things like that. But it was really sweet of you." She said happily with that Look in her eyes that drove Yue crazy.

At this Yue felt another blush rise to his cheeks, but luckily he caught it in time to cover it by turning away from her and spreading his wings. " That's quite alright, just try not to scream to loudly in the future." He said in his usual grumpy voice. This caused Sakura just to roll her eyes and let out a giggle.

 She bid her final good bye to her beautiful Moon Guardian and watched him fly off into the night. As Yue flew off, however, he heard his Mistress call out to him. So he stopped in mid air spun round and looked down bellow to see the wonderful girl starring up at him, looking slightly annoyed.

" HEY YUE!" She called. " IT'S SAKURA NOT MISTRESS!!!!!!!" The white haired wonder let out a small smirk and shook his head. Silly girl. Maybe that's why I like her… Okay brain, I've told you once and I've told you twice. STOP THIN KING LIKE THAT! And with that, Yue flew off into the night and hopefully back to Yuki's house.

Once back at the house. Yue shed his wings and sat down on the bed and let his body fall back. Urgh. Just great. I acted like a total idiot in front of the Mistress. It's not like I haven't held her body before or had her fall on me either. Although her body has changed a lot… for the better… ARGH! Yue let out a growl of frustration. Gotta get my mind off of her. Definitely gotta stop thinking about her and… STOP! He looked about the bedroom and saw a small picture of yuki and Touya outside some theme park. Then it hit Yue.

Hehehe. Now I know what to think about. And with that, Yue drifted off and transformed back into the loveable Snow bunny, who woke up the next day screaming about flesh eating zombies and a white haired angel laughing his arse off…

(A/N: Well that's another chapter completed. Hehehe. I am really enjoying writing this fic. Okay, so I bash Ruby and Yuki a bit, but who cares. Hehehe. Well until next time. Have fun! And please tell me what you think by clicking the lil' box bellow this rant and reviewing my fic. Thankies! Pies!)