Disclaimer: I don't own the Animorphs, the talking Barbie, Star Trek, or Remnants. ::noddles:: I kinda don't own the original simming, either, but hey. Has that ever stopped me before? Hehe, and you'll notice I didn't say I don't own Nicole... Mwahaha! When she is not online, I make it my personal job to torture and control her! ;-)

Nicole: ::whispering on sidelines somewhere out-of-character:: ((Eeeew, 1/12th of a Hork-Bajir??? What does that look like?))

OOCTAY: ((Ah, don't be icky... It's like its foot and ankle, probably; I dunno! I can't do math!!!))

::talking Barbie appears:: "Math is *haaaard*!!!"

OOCTAY: ::nods:: ((Exactly. I've taken that as my new life's motto- it's replacing "Blame the stove!" and "When France sneezes, all Europe catches cold."))

OOCNI: ((You are so strange... And you still shouldn't be pulling in things from the Simming! Be original!))

OOCTAY: ::makes a face:: ((But... But... I don't wanna be original!! It's your fault for not being online so we could do this together. That would be much more fun. ::sigh:: But in the mean time I'll try to surprise you... Won't work, but I'll try.))

C: "Oh MAN!!! My dad is so gonna kill me!!!" ::looks at the charred remnants of the barn::

M: "No duh... And now we don't have a meeting place any more."

R: ::shrugs:: "At least Taylor's not ignoring us any more."

J: ::groans:: "Taylor is writing this...? No wonder."

OOCNI: ((No! No! They would not say that! Only Katie can tell who is writing the simmings!!!))

OOCTAY: ((Hrmph. Fine.)) ::scrubs the past two lines and rewrites::

R: ::shrugs:: "At least we're not being ignored any more..."

T: I am, for some reason...

R: ::gasps indignantly:: "That is so true!!! You've only had five lines in this entire thing, poor dear! Writer-dude, get with it, or heads will roll!!!"

Barbie: ::wandering around aimlessly with that annoyingly ugly smile:: "Math is hard... Math is hard..."

Hork-Bajir: ::who from now on will be abbreviated HB:: ::disintegrates Barbie::

J: "Oh yeah, there are Hork-Bajir."

M: "No, duh! We're surrounded!!"

J: ::looks around:: "Hm, guess we are." ::sighs heavily:: "You know, this is so annoying... Get attacked, almost get killed, make an attack, almost get killed; I think there is a pattern."

R: ::morphing Hoshi Sato, because she is totally better than T'Pol!!!:: "Whatever... Look out, I've got this phaser set to kill, and it's on wide-beam dispersal!!!"

OOCTAY: ::frowns:: ((No... That doesn't work... Hoshi is a wimp, and Rachel is a wacko. She has to be B'Ellana.)) ::magically transforms her but nobody notices::

R: "Wait, what am I doing? That's stupid, having it on wide-beam!! This'll be over in, like, no time!" ::changes the settings on the phaser, also turning it to a lower power::

M: ::glares:: "How come Rachel gets the most lines?!"

ICTAY: ::not actually appearing, merely a voice:: "Cause she's the coolest. Now shut up."

M: ::shrugs:: "Okay."

OOCTAY: ((This is getting boring again... Hmm...))

::Mo'Steel, Yago, and 2Face appear in the ranks of the Hork-Bajir::

Yago: ::steps forward with his perpetual smirk and shoots the phaser out of Rachel/B'Ellana's hand::

R: "AAAHHH!!! My nails!!! You messed up my nail polish, dork!"

::all the Animorphs have by this time morphed into their respective battle morphs::

J: WhatEVER, Rachel! Get a grip and morph something, uh, slightly more useful?!

R: ::whines:: "But on Voyager B'Ellana is so cool!"

M: Seven is better, everyone knows that. And besides, Rachel, B'Ellana is smart.

R: "Are you saying I'm dumb? And blonde? And an airhead?"

M: ::laughs sardonically:: You may think what you wish...

R: "Cause I'm not!"

C+T: ::are being ignored...glare at the author...::

T: I wonder if this is being written by a mouse... Then I could eat him/her...

C: No you couldn't, cause that would be mean.

T: What, you want me to starve? I thought you'd gotten over that!

C: ::sniffles dejectedly:: All I'm saying is that they are poor, innocent little mice, and you have no right to be eating them. It's sadistic.

OOCTAY: ((Eh, well, that's long enough for a chapter. Tune in next time to find out what has actually happened to Ax, what becomes of the Hork-Bajir, miscellaneous Remnants characters, the ignored Cassie and Tobias, and, finally- Wait, I can't give away *all* my secrets!! Nevermind!))