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(A/N: W00t! 10 reviews. That's the most amount of reviews I have ever had. Hehehe. Well I am glad you guys like it so far. I just hope I can keep up with it. Hehehe. So sit back and enjoy chapter four!)

Why me?

By The Redundant Goddess…

The morning after …

The morning after Yue got bored, flew about, ended up with his Mistress on top of him and scaring poor Yuki out of his wits, was somewhat interesting. Yuki was scared stiff. He wouldn't budge from his bed with out checking under it for Zombies, Zombie doggies or those really horrible licker things. This went on till the big hello kitty clock on the wall said 12 o'clock.

 Yue, who was watching all this through the doe eyes oh the petrified snow bunny, had a hard time of keeping himself hidden in Yuki's mind. His stomach felt like it was going to explode if it didn't release all the laughter that was bubbling inside of the normally sensible Moon guardian. Oh boy! This is just too funny! Slightly more humorous than that time I locked Keroberus in the Mistress's washing machine. And round and round he went…

But Yuki had a trick up his sleeve, one that poor Yue never even knew about. Now Although Yuki didn't realise it was Yue who had given him the terrible dream, he was still wondering where it came from. However, due to how much it scared him, that thought was quickly pushed away by sheer panic.

" Oh my!" Yuki squealed in a high-pitched and slightly annoying voice. "What if they come and get me! Those… those ICKY ICKY THINGS!" Hehehe. So Yuki did what Yuki thought best. That was to run down stairs, nearly tripping over his pink bunny slippers Why did the Mistress buy him those? and phone up the only person who would understand him…

The scared lil' snow rabbit picked up his hello kitty phone and dialled a number. Yue thought this was strange. Because the number Yuki had just dialled was a mobile number. Yuki didn't know any one with a mobile number. But as the person on the other end picked up, Yue recognised the person's rather gruff and antagonizing voice. Awwwwwwwwwww crap!

"Hello? Touya?" Yuki squeaked.

" Erm… hey Yuki. Not that I don't mind you phoning, but do you have any idea what time it is over here?"

" Well no not really, but I am a sorry if I have disturbed you. I mean I can call back when you up and about if you like…" The person on the other side gave a tired sigh.

" Na'h your all right Yuki. So what's up? I only gave you this number if there was an emergency at home."

Oh great. Yue banged his head against a wall in the back of Yuki's mind. Yuki's gonna tell Touya about the dream.  He sighed And he his gonna scream at me. Pfft. Like I give a damn what that idiot thinks. But still, his voice does irritate me a lot and I don't wanna listen to me screech at me at this time of the day. God! The moon isn't even up yet.

So with that, Yuki told Touya about his somewhat nasty dream, which made Touya feel like laughing, but he didn't because it would have hurt Yuki's feelings. Thought he did understand why Yuki had phoned him up. You see Yuki's idea of an emergency is when something really bad and nasty happens. Like if his house burnt down or if Sakura was hurt or, Clow forbid, the hello kitty factory being shut forever and ever and ever…

"Uh huh and that was all in your dream Yuki? Just a bunch of Zombies? Nothing else?

The gentle boy pondered in thought for a bit in a simply adorable way. Oh here it comes…

" Well I did see like, a white winged figure in the background. He seemed to be really EVIL! He was laughing so manically at me. I thought was gonna die and…"

" Shush shush Dude." Touya whispered down the phone. Trying to make himself sound less harsh than he usually was.

Dude?

" Dude?" Yuki asked suddenly. He cheered up when his best friend said that. It just sounded so funny. He could sense his friend looking a bit embraced trying to figure out something to say.

" Erm… I've been hanging out with these Americans too much. Their slang is starting to rub off on me." He said letting out a great sigh. " But any way, you where saying about an angel…Oh crap Wait a minute! Yuki, could you just ask your other self to come out for a minute."

Yuki smiled politely and replied happily. " Okay then."

Then those wings came out and before Touya could say "Dude" again, Yue had picked up the phone.

"Yes, how may I help you?" Yue inquired with all of the sarcasm he could muster. He knew this conversation was going to go something along the lines of what happened next. So he held the phone well away from his ear and leaned against the wall.

" YUE!" Touya growled down the phone. Sounding as if he was ready to tear the Moon guardian a new one.

" Yes, that is my name."

" DON'T SMART ARSE WITH ME!"

Sigh "You wanted to speak to me I presume?"

" DAMN STRAIGHT I DO!"

" Well do continue, I really haven't got all day…"

" I KNOW you gave Yuki that bad dream last night!"

"Me?" Yue gasped. Trying to fake being innocent and surprised, only it didn't work too well because his cold voice was dripping with sarcasm.

" Yes YOU!"

"And why would I do that?"

" I dunno, but I know it was you! Do you know what time it is over here?"

" No."

"It's late and I am dog tired."

" Right."

"Not too mention pissed off! I have only a few more days here and then I am coming home."

"Right"

"And these last few days are really important and I need to be on top form!"

"Uh huh."

" And…" Touya paused and let out a frustrated sigh. " Are you even listening to a word I am saying?"

Yue rolled his eyes. He felt like saying something really awful at the Mistress's brother, but then he remembered Touya was the Mistress's brother and decided it wouldn't be wise to piss him off.

" Look Touya, it's not my fault my false form is so weak. But, I'll try and limit what Yuki watches. Who knows, he may accidentally watch Bambi again…"

"YUE!"

"Okay, okay! No more. Just make sure you don't bring him home anything too kawaii or Disney-ish or I swear, by all the powers of the Moon and Clow I will do something you'll regret."

On the other end of the phone Touya snickered and the erupted into a full-blown fit of laughs. Yue raised a silvery eyebrow.

"You…hehehe…you know what you just sounded like just then?" The gruff boy at the other end choked. "You sounded just like… oh my god! You sounded just like that silly cartoon Yuki likes. SAILOR MOON!" And with that Touya could be heard falling about on the floor laughing his head off.

Yue growled with anger, his cool amethysts now fuelled with a fiery glow. "Oh… bite me!" He yelled down the phone and then slammed it down with such force it broke the whole telephone and the table. The white figure sighed and slumped against the wall. His long silvery white hair getting slightly displaced in the process, making Yue look almost scruffy.

"Humans." He groaned. "Why do they have to be so… annoying?" He looked at the wreckage of what had been the Hello Kitty Phone and the little side table. The angel let out a loud irritated sigh and shuddered at the thought of what he was going to have to let Yuki do next.

" Well this mean's we'll have to go shopping. Oh joy. I don't know if I can take all that Hello Kitty crap anymore! Why me?" In the back of his mind, he could see Yuki's eyes widen with glee at the thought of going shopping. But then Yue's brain had come up with a thought. It was quite a good one and it did solve the boredom problem as well the Kawaii crap and shopping. The Moon guardian was quick to set his plan into motion and wrote a quick note to Yuki about the situation and it went something like this…

Dear Yuki,

Sorry about the table and phone. Got annoyed with the Mistress's brother. To sort out this mess, you can go and shop for the Phone first and I'll buy a new table. Not that I don't trust your choice in tables or anything, but I was quite fond of that table and I know where I can get another one that looks exactly the same.

So feel free to buy a new phone, but please allow me to buy a new table, to apologise for breaking it.

Yours faithfully,

Yue, The Moon Guardian of the Sakura Cards 

Or your other self…

Now all Yue had to do was transform back into Yuki and let him do all the rest. However, this didn't stop Yue from being bored. So what can I do now? He wondered in the trapped space of Yuki's mind. Hmmmmmmmm. Sakura looked nice last night… ARGH NOT THAT AGAIN!

(A/N: Well that was odd. Hehehe. If I have said it once, I'll say it again. I really love writing this fic. It just makes me laugh writing it. I would like to thank all of those who have reviewed it so far and I hope this chapter lived up to your expectations. Hehehe. So are gagging to read what happens when Yue goes shopping? Who will he bump into? And will Yuki ever get over Bambi? Find out next time! PIES! P.S. Please Click da bow and review. Don't worry, it won't bite…)