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(A/N: Hullo! Muwahahahaa. Decided to update this fic, coz… I'm bored and I'm great. Muwahahahahaa. Any way on with the fic…)

Why me?

By The Redundant Goddess…

Shop till you drop…

That after noon Yue had to endure an hours worth of Yuki going on one helluva mad, kawaii shopping spree. Why me? When Yuki hit the shops, he REALLY hit the shops. He was worse than Tomoyo and Sakura put together. The delightful snow bunny skipped around the small town with his ever happy-go-lucky smile. Going into shops wherever he saw or sensed. Yue had always thought Yuki had some kind of Sixth sense when it came to seeking out all things cute and cuddly and today that sense was getting one hell of a work out.

Yuki had splashed out in a kitchen shop, buying what Yue thought looked like a pink pansy with a bit of metal on the end, when really it was a wonderful, so Yuki thought, peachy bottle opener. Next the cute false form had gone on to buy a lilac pillow, a sparkly light and some other weird contraption, which Yue didn't know or want to know what its use was.

Finally Yuki set out to replace his Hello Kitty phone. To say he was quite upset when he read and saw what had happened to his beloved phone was by no means, an understatement. The only way Yue could describe what Yuki was like was thus: Think of Sailor Moon, balling her eyes out, screeching and whining on the floor and your half way there. Although Yuki did cheer up when he realised he could spend hours gawking at all the lovely fluffy, bright pinkness of the local Hello Kitty shop. How degrading…

This was Yue's greatest pain. His greatest fear. Being stuck in that ses pool of Kawaii-ness for god knows how long and not being able to blow up any of it. It was made worse when Yuki found out there where new types of phones in all different colours. To the poor Moon Guardian it seemed like an eternity and then some before Yuki argued to himself whether eggshell blue was better than day-glow pink. That's when Yue snapped. FOR CLOWS SAKE! JUST TAKE THE PINK ONE! He screeched out to the poor rabbit. YOU KNOW YOU BLOODY WANT IT! SO BUY IT! To Yue's pleasure or displeasure, considering he had blaintly ordered his camp false form to buy something pink, Yuki did just that.

"Pink it is then!" and with that the phone was bought and Yuki made his way back to his cosy little home, but not before Yue gave him a little detour.

You see, it's a little known fact that for about… say ten minutes or so Yue could take control of his false forms mind. Thus doing things without Yuki ever knowing about it. Which was really handy when Touya used to come over. Yue would play pranks on the Mistress's annoying brother by making Yuki walk up to him and pinch him on the bum or say something rude. Never failed to make Yue smile. Apart from that time I got Yuki to pinch his bum. Never saw that one coming…

So Yue took over Yuki's mind. He practically pegged it down the street, trying to get as far way from the Hello Kitty shop as possible and jogged happily into a clothes store. Where he quickly purchased a black suit, tie and a nice white shirt. He paid for it, using Yuki's money of course Well he's not going to notice. He's got so much of it any way, thank Clow my master thought ahead and had vision's of bank accounts… and then after running out of the shop again (well he had to buy a pair of black sun glasses as well) he released Yuki's mind and let the Bunny walk home for himself. Hehehee, the perfect crime…

Once home Yuki quickly set about putting his stuff away, although he had no idea where the suit had come from, and making himself a pot of tea and putting his poor, tired feet up. He is such a housewife! But the angel had other ideas. No sooner than Yuki had plonked his feet up Yue quickly appeared.

"Right, on with the show. Now where did that idiot of a false form put my suit?"

As soon as Yue found his clothes he got changed from his usual, but very swanky, robes and was soon strutting about in a very smart suit. As he looked at himself in the mirror Yue noticed something wrong.

" Hmmmmmmmmm" he pondered to himself. Then as his eyes scrolled down his reflection he clicked his long, pale white fingers. " That's it!" With that Yue rushed into the kitchen and pulled a pair of long silver scissors and went back to the mirror. Then he did something very drastic. (A/N: All those of a weak disposition look away now… or just scroll down a bit. Either way I don't want you faint.) He took the scissors to his rather long, beautiful hair… and cut it. But not very short. Far from it. He cut it so that his luscious silvery white hair reached the middle of his back. " Well at least it won't drag along the floor now and get all gritty!"

Now Yue wouldn't have cut it if he knew it wouldn't grow back again when he next transformed from Yuki to Yue. Far from it! He loved his locks too much to do that. He was thankful Clow made him that way. In that sense Yue, was kind of a vampire. Clow made it so that every time Yue or someone damaged his precious hair, that it would grow back again, in perfect order, the next time he transformed. This was due to an incident when Keroberous was having problems with his claws. And those emotional wounds are still trying to heal…

With his shortened hair, now tied back into a neat and rather dashing ponytail. Yue could pass himself off as human. However, something was still missing and it started to bug Yue.

" Jacket? Check. Trousers? Check. No wings? Check and double check… so what's missing? Ah I know!"

 He beamed. Yue rummaged around a small plastic bag and whipped out his black sunglasses and put them on. As he turned to look at himself in the mirror he couldn't help but let out a, somewhat, cool grin.

" Hey good looking."

 He grinned and then let his common sense take over. " Time to go shopping I guess." So with his new threads and Yuki's ever-full wallet Yue walked into the big wide world of shopping.

Walking along the street for Yue was quite an odd experience. Although he had done it many times at night and loads of times with Yuki, he had never walked down them in broad daylight dressed like a normal human being. It was kinda nice. Although he wasn't quite sure why people, especially females, kept looking at him. He wasn't sure if he liked it or not. Yet the whole experience was weird to him, not bad or good, just new…

The Angel in disguise enjoyed studying people as they walked past. From really old men, who plodded along at such a slow speed Yue was sure a decade would pass before that man ever got to where he was going, to the hyper active young children that kept running past, around and even through his long legs. He particularly liked glancing at young couples that walked by him. Holding hands, hugging each other and all kinds of different shows of public affection, it made Yue wonder. Though as his mind began to wonder what it would be like to be in a relationship in this era of time he had reached his destination.

The old antique shop really wasn't hard to find. In fact Yue had found it due to its appearance. It was while Yuki was running about buying all things pink. He saw this shop and thought it was rather sad and dead. Right up my street then…  It was a dark and dingy looking place that wasn't surrounded by several thousand teenagers waiting to waste their pocket money on fun. Yet to say it wasn't an interesting shop was to be telling a complete an utter lie. For beyond the black door lay a whole wondrous world, that Yue had some knowledge of. A world full of old and ancient things that were once so vital and now seemed lost to this bright age. Well, so Yue had often though any way.

As he wondered around he let the atmosphere over whelm his delicate senses. The musty smell of age swamping his mind, making him feel as if he was travelling through time. This was something he didn't need magic or his powers for. It was just a simple joy for a seemingly joy less creature. Though Yue had many ways of enjoying himself that others didn't know about. As his eyes scanned the small, yet heavily stocked shop his cool, amethyst eyes sparkled as they latched onto the object he desired. The replica of the small side table he had accidentally sent to the scrape pile just hours before. He was so proud of his find that Yue didn't notice someone bump into him.

"Terribly sorry for being in your way." Yue said quickly. Turning round to apologise in full to the person who bumped into him.

"Oh no, it was my fault I am such a klutz really…"

 A soft, sweet girl's nervous laugh answered. But when the slightly shorter, brown haired girl stopped trying to balance her self and looked up with her brilliant emerald eyes, Yue gulped.

" Yue?" Sakura gasped with surprise. " Yue is that you?"

Awwwwwwwwww crap. Yue thought hurriedly. Now what am I gonna say? Before Sakura could ask again the Guardian managed to speak. Though his voice didn't sound as emotionless as he would have wanted. Probably due to the fact that he and Sakura were, yet again, in extremely close proximately

" Mistress?" Sakura rolled her eyes.

" It's Sakura not Mistress. Any way." She raised an eyebrow gently   "What… wait you look…" Her sparkling green eyes widened as they wondered happily over his unusual Yue attire.

" Different?" His slightly worried voice ventured.

"No. You look good! I mean, different, but you look really nice in a suit." Yue really had to fight down a huge blush at his Mistress's sudden, but very welcome, out burst. Wow, she thinks I look nice… Why should I care? I already know I look nice! Wait…

" Why thank you m… er… Sakura-sama and may I say you look…" He had to take of his shades to look at her properly and when he did, his cat like eyes nearly popped out of their sockets. Sakura was dressed in a short summery blue dress and had her hair tied back into a very small pony tail, she was also wearing sun glasses as well, but she had taken them off and now seemed to be nibbling on them happily while gawking at Yue. Oh crap. She looks better than last night! All this for a bloody table!

 "Smart."

Sakura bowed her head in an effort to hide a bright red blush.

" Why thank you Yue." She giggled. " I'll take that as a very good compliment. Say why are you here any way?"

Yue raised an eyebrow in wonder and then remembered why he had originally been in the shop for. The table you idiot!

"Oh yes" He turned back to his table. " I offered to buy Yuki a new table… since I accidentally destroyed his earlier today." Sakura gave a saddened gasp.

" Oh Yue, that's so sad. Oh why didn't you call me? I could have used one of the cards to repair it?" She offered trying to comfort Yue. That is actually quite a good idea. Geez and I used to think she was totally dense…

"Not too worry Sakura-sama. This table here is the exact copy of the old one. I shall purchase it and all will be fine. But thank you for you concern."

 Sakura smiled warmly at her smartly dressed guardian and patted him on the arm. Again Yue felt hot and slightly bothered when his Mistress showed him any kind of affection. Argh! Why did I just say that? I usually don't say things like that? And why am I going all hot? She just touched me, gave me a compliment and offered her assistance? What the hells wrong with me? The out of the blue Sakura gave a small squeaky kind of noise and rummaged through her handbag.

"Oh yeah!" She giggled excitedly. "Tomoyo asked me to give this to you." The gentle girl held out a golden envelope with Yue's name inscribed on it.  Yue reluctantly took the envelope and studied it.

" What would this be?" He asked, his cool voice managing to make an appearance.

" Oh! It's an invite" The pretty girl beamed.

" An invite to what?" Yue continued. Not quite sure what was going on.

" An invitation to Tomoyo's film party. She is releasing some modern, arty farty film and she is having a party to celebrate. That's why I am here, well I was going to buy her a congratulations present, but then I met you here." She gave a quick gasp for air. "She thought you might like to come. Seeing as your quite and intelligent and…"

"Thank you for delivering this to me. But I am not sure I can attend." He replied flatly.

"Oh but, I was hoping you could come, because I was going to go but… since I don't know any of Tomoyo's film friends I was hoping you would come so I could have someone to talk to…" She whispered, with a slight hint of pleading in her voice. Yue knew what was coming next and he knew he couldn't survive it. DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT! DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT!  So when Sakura did her pleading eye bit Yue stood tall and said.

" Maybe I could make an appearance." DAMNIT! How does she do that to me? The Card Mistress beamed with her success and hugged Yue, which made Yue go that funny red colour again.

"Thanks Yue! Well see you there. Unless you want to come to the coffee shop with me now…" Maybe I could go. I could study more people and maybe the Mistress some more… WAIT! BAD IDEA! RUN NOW FOOL!  Though…

"I am sorry, but I will have to decline your offer. Since I don't need to eat or drink it would be pointless and I also need to purchase this table so I can return home. My other half wishes to watch..." Sigh " One of his "Programmes" tonight." Once Yue had said that he felt his heart deflate a bit and could see the disappointment shine in Sakura's bright eyes.

"Well," she sighed sadly, but smiled any way. " I guess I'll see you on Thursday. Goodbye Yue!" And with that Sakura skipped out of the shop.

 Yue quickly called the shopkeeper over, made some arrangements, paid for the table and, making sure no one was looking, flew home. One at Yuki's he quickly changed, put his suit away, left Yuki a note explaining what had happened and slumped down onto the bed.

Great! He growled. Another chance to see the Mistress, in something far nicer than what she was wearing today and being ever so close to me.  He remembered how he felt when Sakura bumped into him and when she left. I think I felt… almost disappointed? What the hell? Awwwwwwwwwww crap. What the hell is going on?  He looked at the calendar on Yuki's bedroom table. Thursday? Hmmmmm. that's after tomorrow. Oh great. I can't wait. Why me? Yue quickly fell into Yuki's mind leaving a sleeping snow bunny, where an Angel had been.

(A/N: MY GOD! Sorry about the length of this chapter. I had no idea it was going to be this big when I started it. But still. It was interesting right? Hehehe. Well the next chapter could be fun. Yue might get another surprise visit. MUWWAHAHAAHHA So thanks all those who keep reading this and reviewing. So till next time. BEWARE THE PIES!)