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(A/N: BLIMEY! 21 reviews. Doing okay then. Muwahahahaaha. I hope you enjoy this bit coz… I am not quite sure what to make of it. Be sure to read the bottom AN for I shall give feedback to all those who have reviewed! So prepare to read Chapter 6!)

Why me?

By The Redundant Goddess…

Fly me to the moon… or at least somewhere away from Yuki!

That Wednesday seemed like an eternity to Yue. He wasn't sure whether to welcome it or to loathe it. Since he only had twelve hours or so till the next day, which would be a day Yue wasn't too sure he was going to like. All he knew was that he was going to a party, Tomoyo's film party to be precise. He was going to be with his Mistress. Why he didn't really know. But he was going because he said yes. Why he said yes still eluded him, well apart from the obvious "Sakura eye trance" thing. A power not even Clow Reed himself could master! So Yue did what Yue did best. He hid himself away within Yuki's head, waiting for the right time to fly off into the night sky and sulk over the, somewhat, impending doom of Thursday.

Yuki had spent the day doing what Yue could only describe as "Boring house work that I would never be caught doing in a million and one years!" Damn straight! I have a reputation to hold up! Can you honestly see me in an apron and a feather duster in hand, cleaning the house? I didn't think so… Yuki also read the note that Yue had left for him, explaining the table situation.

Dear Yuki,

I have found and bought the table. It is being delivered today (Wednesday) at 12:00pm. It will be under the name " Julian Star" Don't ask why. Just sign for it any way. Do as you see fit afterwards.

Yue…

P.S. You better not have made any plans for Thursday night, for I have an engagement to attend. Again, don't ask any questions. I hope this shouldn't interrupt your busy Schedule.

After Yuki read the note, he just shrugged and went on his merry way, cleaning and dusting wherever he thought he needed to. The snow bunny also went out to buy food for the house, since he literally ate himself out of house and home the other night. Meanwhile, in the back of his mind, Yue continued to sulk.

What the hell is going on? I mean it's only a party and it would be interesting to see humans interacting on another social plane. But I get this horrid feeling every time I think about it. My stomach feels odd. Perhaps I am just nervous of being in a space with so many people I do not know. He shrugged. Yeah, that'll be it. Although… He grimaced. Although Yue had thought it stupid at first, he had been trying hard all day to not think of his Mistress. Especially when all he could think about was her wearing nice clothing and such. The odd feeling gets worse if I think about her as well as the party… Maybe I have caught something from that dunce of a false form. I am sure all that polish and cleaning fluid is affecting my judgement…

Soon, sooner than Yue could remember, the sun had fallen and the night was his. As soon as the campish grey haired boy had fallen into a blissful sleep, Yue awakened looking not too blissful at all. In fact, he looked in a rather pissed off mood.

"Hmmpf" He sighed. His eyes slightly dark and narrowed. As Yue hoped off the bed he headed straight for the kitchen in a less than happy fashion. Not surprising really, considering his false form had just spent the last few hours watching annoying, overly sappy and highly Kawaii television programmes. It was enough to make Yue feel worse. But why was Yue heading toward the kitchen?

Well, you remember when Yue was considering he was a joyless creature and that in fact he had many ways of cheering himself up that people didn't know about? Well this was one of them. Yue, had a secret. One that Keroberous might be interested in, actually he would probably find it rather disturbing. You see, Yue liked to eat cake. As Yue pulled out a large white confectionary box from the over filled refrigerator, he remembered how this, somewhat, odd miracle happened.

It was about a year ago. When the Mistress had just turned 17. Keroberous, in his small form, was eating cake at an alarming speed. A Speed of which could put Yuki to shame. It was so fast I thought a plague of lotus's had descended upon that cake… Yue was sitting across the table and glared at his little brother. He wondered how the little plush toy form could manage to stuff himself full of that highly concentrated sugar crap all the time. He wondered why Keroberous would want to do such a ridiculous thing. It's not like he needs the nutritional value that the food could give him. He draws his energy from the sun, not too mention the fiery card, so why does he do it?

Through the night, Yue's mind was intrigued by this puzzle. He just couldn't see why Keroberous and that annoying, sugar junkie of sun guardian Eriol had, liked to eat cake? Then something Master Clow and Sakura had said popped up into his mind.

"How do you know you don't like it Yue, if you don't try it?"

So when no one was looking, Yue had swiped a bit of chocolate cake and flew off to the roof, knowing no one would really miss him and the cake slice theft would be blamed on Touya, to examine the slice further. As the cold Moon Guardian sat on the roof in utter silence, he glared at the piece of cake as if it was about to tell him something ghastly. Like it was some unknown enemy that could easily destroy the angel at any second. He wondered if it would be right to eat it, since he had never really digested something in all of his life. But then his common sense caught up with him.

"Its just cake." He smirked. " What harm could it do me?" And with that, Yue's fate was sealed. As soon as the rich, dark chocolate cake touched his tongue, he was hooked. The taste felt like an explosion of happiness in his ice-cold mouth. It sent electricity through his spine and up to his brain, which made him smile. A happy smile and made him feel like he did back in the good old days with Clow Reed or when he knew he had done a good job of protecting Sakura. As soon as Yue realised what was going on, after he finished the cake of course, he saw why Keroberous ate it. It made him feel happy, warm and content.  He also swore that he would only eat Chocolate cake when he absolutely felt like cheering up or was on the brink of insanity, which turned out to be after every Saturday night when Yuki would hit the town with Touya. You'd think the idiots would get bored of Singing " YMCA" After a while…

After he had collected his secret sweet cake, he went to check that the table he had bought had arrived. Sure enough it was there, but with a largish parcel and a letter on top. Yue arched an eyebrow as he picked up the folded letter with his name on it, though it was spelt incorrectly. That's Yuki for you. You'd think he would have learnt how to spell my name properly by now? As he read the letter, he felt his stomach drop and wanted to bang his head repeatedly.

Dear, Yu way Did as your letter said. Although, you didn't have to be so mean you know!

At this Yue gave a loud snort and rolled his crystal like amethysts.

Anyway, the table is here and thanks for buying it.

Oh, yeah! That parcel there, it's for you! It's from Tomoyo. She said she made especially for you, something about you in a suit? Anyway, I hope you like it!

Love

Yuki! ^_^

Yue Groaned as he opened the parcel. It was a shirt. A black shirt, with a silver trim around the cuffs and collar, which came with a matching silver tie, needless to say it looked very beautiful. Great! She expects me to where that tomorrow? DAMNIT! After all these years, that idiot, bimbo like friend of the Mistress still wants to play dress up the Moon Guardian? That may have worked on Keroberous, but not on me! He sighed for a moment before continuing his moaning. But I am guessing the Mistress would be disappointed if I didn't wear it, No doubt she had something to do with this… but why should I care any way? Clow give me strength!

With a slice of cake in hand, Yue set of into the night, looking for his favourite spot to sulk and pout. It was somewhat unoriginal, but the white winged Angel didn't care. So what? The clock tower is as good as any place to sit and stew over life's problems! Besides, at least I get to have some target practice with all those pigeons about…He grinned evilly to himself.

It had just turned midnight and Yue was sat on the top of the clock tower moping, while stuffing pieces of the dark, rich a delicious cake into his mouth with one of his ice shards. His mind was foggy. Filled with uncertainty and of course Yuki's high-pitched voice singing "American Pie" very loudly.

"Why me?" Yue groaned. His mask of coolness fell and shattered, leaving only a slightly depressed and confused creature. His drooping amethyst's looked toward the half moon, searching for a bit more comfort.

"This makes no sense at all?! Why am I here? Eating cake no less! Like I was trying to become that lazy, no good pile of… ahem, Kerouberous!" He let out a frustrated sigh.  " I really have no idea what is going on. One minute I am doing fine and in control of my, somewhat, un-natural life and the next I am up here, eating cake trying to figure out what is going on with that INSANE EXCUSE FOR A FLASE FORM SINGING EXSCERLATOR TUNES IN MY HEAD!" His angry voice yelled out and echoed for miles around.

His mind was only thinking of one thing and that was his Mistress. He wondered why he was feeling odd around her lately. Why, he would go to her even though his mind said no. He also wondered why this cake wasn't making him feel a bit better. Perhaps he was sick?  Perhaps he was hanging around with humans too much? He didn't really know. All he knew was the Small, friendly sweet girl he had looked after had protected for seven or more years was making him feel odd and he didn't like it. Not one tiny bit. Well maybe a little…

"What is she doing to me?" Yue growled in almost a whisper. With that the frustrated and confused Moon Guardian of the Sakura cards flew off into the nigh alone with only his thoughts and his stupid karaoke wannabe false form for company, however he was so wrapped up in his person dilemma he didn't notice someone sitting in the trees above.

"My my my!" A smooth feminine voice whispered. " My poor little Yue is having a problem? Any one with half a brain could see what he is going through! Well, I'll just have to sort that out won't I? A slightly cruel and ever so annoying laugh rang out into the night…

(A/N: DUN DUN DUN! So, who is the Mysterious voice? Pfft, like you don't know. Any way, I hope you enjoyed this chapter. It wasn't as funny as the others, but I reckoned you needed a break from all that laughing. Just in case you laughed your self to d34th or something. Muwahahahaah. Well as I promised I am gonna do a shout out now!

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