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(A/N: Well, now. We have reached chapter 7. The start of a three-part blast of oddness. Hehehe. Well I hope you enjoy this part and look forward to the next.)

Why me?

By The Redundant Goddess…

Party Night: The beginning of an interesting night…

Thursday had come all to soon in the angelic Yue's opinion. It was enough to make him want to eat cake again. Must resist. Must resist. Although cake doesn't really seem to make me happy any more… It was late afternoon and Yuki had just finished his 17th portion of rice and was watching the television. The news was on and Yuki was just about to move when something interesting appeared.

"…And to another story. Last night 12 phone lines in the area were mysteriously destroyed. The authorities apologise for any inconvience this causes, but assure that the phone lines will be up and running again very soon. Police are blaming the incident on local youths."

Yuki thought this was very strange and was slightly upset because he was planning to phone Touya with his new Kawaii phone. Meanwhile in the back of Yuki's mind a certain true form was whistling innocently. Yue had been slightly frustrated last night and with all his thoughts plaguing him, he accidentally flew into a phone cable. Thus Yue slightly flipped and unleashed all his angst upon the poor defenceless phone polls of the sleepy town. No can prove a thing! It's a good job I don't have fingerprints. Besides, who in their right mind would believe an angelic figure like me would do such a terrible thing? Hehehe…

The rest of the day was un-eventful, apart from the idiotic false form screaming and falling about when a spider crawled up his trouser leg. This made Yue feel slightly better. There's nothing like watching your false form make a complete prat out of himself…Though, thoughts of his impending social engagement still made he feel nervous. He really didn't like feeling nervous. He often thought it was a shame Clow Reed didn't make Yue emotionless. For this film party wouldn't faze me at all! But Nooooooooooooooooo. The Master just had to make me this way…

Though, for all his grumblings, Yue did feel happy about the fact Sakura was going to be there. Although this made his mind confused again, but then later he decided he was only happy to be with her, because he was guarding her from all Tomoyo's odd film friends. What? It's a damn good excuse if I ever heard one!

Soon it was time to go. Yue appeared and got changed and cut his hair again. Grudgingly, Yue had put on the shirt that Tomoyo had given him. Although the Cat eyed guardian didn't like to admit it, the shirt was really… nice. It was certainly well made, she hasn't lost her touch I'll give the air- head that… and it really did look very good on him. But I am only wearing this because it would be un-hygienic to wear the same shirt 2 days running. It has nothing to do with The Mistress or her bimbo like friend! With that Yue put on his shades and made his way to Tomoyo's rather large house/ mansion.

When Yue arrived at the Mansion, he saw just how many people had turned up for this thing. It wasn't as many as Yue had been dreading, although he wished there had of been more people. If there had of been more, maybe I wouldn't have to go and say to the Mistress that I was there and that she couldn't see through all the people… But Yue decided to stay any way. The little mermaid was on and he didn't feel like going under the sea with Yuki at all. Plus he was extremely bored. It had absolutely nothing to do with a certain Emerald eyed girl. Not one bit.

Once the reclusive, well-dressed figure was inside, he was not really impressed. All these people Tomoyo had invited look stoned. He chuckled quietly to himself. As he walked around he kept thinking to himself I wonder where the Mistress is? I wonder what she'll be wearing. Will she see me? Why is that man that looks like a mole-ish version of Britney Spears starring at me? To say he was enjoying himself was like saying all people from England are complete Psychos Well, there are three examples I can think of…

His eyes scanned the small, littered sea of snobs and couldn't see his Mistress anywhere. Yue felt his stomach plummet as his mind started to conjure up different possibilities of what had happened to his cherry blossom charge.  Perhaps she isn't coming? Perhaps she is in trouble. Maybe she didn't think I was going to turn up maybe… However to Yue's relief and surprise, he felt the presence of great power. Two great powers actually. One, being his mistress and the other being…Awwwwwwwwwwwwww crap! What the hell is that abomination of a reincarnation doing here?

"Yue. How good to see you again. Things are well with you I take it?"

A calm, slightly humorous voice called out to the, now, pissed off guardian. Yue glared at the young man guiding his Mistress, who looked very nice, to him.

"Good evening. I did not think you would be here. Since England is not exactly a stones throw away."

The guardian's cold voice filled with vile. The Young, dark haired glasses wearing, slightly evil man smiled.

"Well," Eriol chortled, "I came to see Tomoyo's wonderful film. The critics in the UK are going wild about it. So, of course I had to come see for myself."

Yue rolled his eyes at Eriols excuse. He really didn't like the half soul of Clow Reed. There was just something about him that made the Moon Guardians cold, white flesh crawl. Not too mention the little inbred had his arm around his lovely looking Mistresses waist. It's just a hand. It's just a hand dangerously close, but just a hand none the less. Still, I would happily snap it off…

Just as Yue's mind began to display images of Eriol's death by his hands and other objects, Yue's eyes examined Sakura's dress. It was a modest, long black dress, but for Yue it still didn't leave much to his imagination. I really should stop looking at her… He hoped his dim witted Mistress didn't notice him or, worse, what he was wearing. Of course she did just that.

" Oh Yue!" She beamed happily. Her eyes sparkling.

"I am so glad you could come and you're wearing the shirt as well!"

Yue inwardly groaned. Well, her observation skills are still as sharp as ever he thought sarcastically. He could feel the blood rush up to his face as his Mistress continued to inspect him and did his best to hide it. However the slightly, evil, half soul of Yue's past Master didn't miss their reactions and chuckled to himself in that annoyingly, condescending way that Yue hated.

"Well it was nice seeing you Yue. Now if you don't mind, Sakura, would you help me find our gracious host and filmmaker. I can't seem to find her." With that the cherry blossom nodded and the two power mages walked off into the sea of odd and strange people.

This left Yue all alone. Now usually he would have been happy. Only, Eriol had pissed him off by A) being there and B) Being with Sakura. It was I she asked to be with at this thing! His mind growled I should be the one talking with. That was my purpose of being here! Bloody stupid boy, what does he think he is playing at?  Yue felt slightly annoyed at this, but soon let it slide as the film was about to be shown.

The film wasn't all that bad, although the subject matter was a bit odd. Who would have thought it? I didn't realise that you could make an entire film about hot dogs. Interesting. There's probably some hidden meaning to it, but I am guessing if Keroberous watched this he would his stomach would just growl…Still, it kept Yue's attention for the full 180 minutes. Although, he had lost concentration when he kept hearing his Mistresses soft giggly laughter every now an then.

"Hmmpf" The angel grunted "Anything to draw attention to himself. I don't see why the Mistress even bothers to talk to him. He tried to kill her for Clow's sake!"

It just hit nine o'clock and the guests began to depart. It seemed odd that they had to leave so early, but Yue had heard someone ranting about a new bar that had just been opened. Students, they'll do anything for free alcohol… But for Yue it was a relief. He didn't really want to be any where near the mansion, especially sine that git of a reincarnation had stolen Yue's soul purpose for attending the stupid thing in the first place. I guess I should slip out…

As the white haired angelic figure began to move toward the back door, he was planning to fly home and didn't want anyone to see him leave especially Sakura, he was suddenly over whelmed by the loud squeal of

"YUE!"

He groaned. It was Tomoyo. Just the person Yue didn't want to see. There goes my quiet escape…

"YUE! Wow, great to see you!"

Tomoyo, being ever so happy, this due to her film going down a treat and the fact that she had polished off a whole bottle of very strong red wine, Hugged the cold, tall figure. Causing Yue to let out some sort of choking sound before managing to prise the rather jolly dark haired girl away from his thin frame.

"Hello."

"You're wearing my shirt!"

She beamed.

"Yes, it was… fitting."

"Good good! I am going to just see Eriol out and then I'll come and have a proper chat to you. SO STAY RIGHT THERE!"

She gave a few jabs in the ribs to make her point before she bounded off to the door. Yue just stood there and blinked. Slightly shocked at the usually reserved girls behaviour. Yes… that is indeed scary. More scary than trying to treat Kerouberous for hairballs. I don't think the vet knew what hit him. Poor chap, lucky Clow knew how to treat burns… He let out a sigh of relief and again started to edge to toward the back door when…

"Hello Yue!"

The cheerful voice of his Mistress called out to him. He stopped dead and turned to meet her sparkling green eyes. Awwwwwwwwwwww crap!

"Good evening Mistress, did you enjoy the film?"

She smiled warmly and nodded her head in a sweet fashion.

"Yes I did actually, although it kinda made me hungry," She giggled.

Yue couldn't help but smile at this, just a small one mind. She has been hanging around Keroberous too much… It was nice to finally get to talk to her. Which made him say…

" Kerouberous would have enjoyed Tomoyo's in depth documentary about Hot dogs."

Why the hell did I say that? It's true but why? It's almost as if I am trying to make her happy? Wait aren't I supposed to do that?

Sakura let out a little giggle and rolled her eyes.

"Yes, I think he did enjoy the film."

Yue arched a silver eyebrow.

"Oh, Kero was here. I just had him hidden. He is now eating the rest of Tomoyo's giant chocolate cake. You know? The biggest pudding in the world I was talking about? It seems he couldn't eat it all in one sitting!"

Yue smirked. So, finally! The little beasts eyes are bigger than his stomach. I would never have thought I would have lived to see the day. I wonder if Eriol remembers that bet I had with Clow over when Keroberous would meet his match…

Sakura sighed as she gazed at Yue and then looked at her watch.

"Hmmmmmmmm, well I am going to stay over here tonight. Me, Tomoyo and Kero are going to have a quiet little party and… I was thinking…" She stuttered the last few words out.  "I was thinking maybe you would like to stay a little longer. Since I didn't really get to speak to that much before the film viewing. So would you like to stay?"

Yue was surprised. He didn't know what to say. I should go home. Yuki will get pissy if I don't get back so he can sleep. I'll say no. I don't think I can stand Tomoyo and Keroberous singing their heads off. Not too mention being alone with… wait what am I thinking? So all in all Yue replied, with out managing to blush of course which I seem to be doing a lot lately around the Mistress…

"Maybe I could stay a little while longer…" What the? THAT WASN'T THE PLAN! BAD VOCAL CORDS! Why did you do that? Great… now what!

Sakura jumped up and down with joy and hugged Yue, though not as much as Tomoyo had or Yue had wanted, and she smiled at him. Her eyes bright with happiness.

"Well I'll just go see what Tomoyo is up too and we'll settle down and watch a film? So till then…"

What happened next nearly made Yue want to die or at least something else. He wasn't quite sure what to do. All he knew was it wasn't what he was expecting her to do to him or for him to allow her to do to him. Sakura reached up on her tippy toes, while pulling Yue downwards, and placed a small, warm and gentle peck on his cheek. She then skipped off and left Yue to his own devices.

He just stood there. Not knowing what to do. In state of total shock and wonder. All Yue's mind could think was… Wow… Which didn't help matters. Since his face had lit up like a flaming red coal in the depth of a roaring fire, his heart was racing and his cheek felt odd. Yue snapped out of it when he realised what he was doing and did the thing that was now screaming in his mind.

RUNAWAY!

With that the now, seriously confused Moon guardian took off, but not before grabbing a bit of the Big pudding…

(A/N: Interesting. Well that was part 1 of party night. Part 2 should be a bit better, but who cares. Muwahahahaa. I am happy now. Since I passed 3 of my AS levels. So YAY! Thanks again for all those who reviewed the last chapter and I hope you still enjoy this fic. PIES!)