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(A/N: Heres the second of the three part "Party night" Chapters. So sit back an enjoy…)

Why me?

By The Redundant Goddess…

Party night: A thrilling and highly topical one sided debate…

All in all, after Sakura's shock action, the slightly stunned Moon Guardian hadn't flown that far at all. One reason wasn't sure where to go and secondly if his Mistress went looking for him, he could be said to be having air out side. Which he was… kind of. In fact he was sitting right on top of the Kawaii queen's mansion.

Yue's mind was filled with worrying, annoyed and confused thoughts. His heart rate had shot up and his, usually pale white face, was red and felt like the fiery card had been dancing the Irish jig on it. He really had no idea what was going on. You can say that again… His mind also kept replaying the events that had caused such a reaction, which would be his very sweet Mistress planting a small, but very nice, peck on his cool, pale cheek. He just couldn't understand what was going on. It would have you really scared him if hadn't, though he didn't like to admit it, enjoyed the attention his Mistress had bestowed upon him. Though his reactions after that did cause him concern.

It was just a friendly gesture. Noting much, she always does that to people. She's a friendly girl. Although, she's never done it to me before. Wait? Why is that important? It isn't! It was just a silly, girly, childish kiss! So why did I run away? Why do I feel like I have been dropped in a centre of a volcano? AND WHY AM I EATING CAKE AGAIN???

It was true. He was eating the cake he had swiped from Keroberous's huge supply. Keroberous won't miss it really…The white winged one wasn't sure why he swiped it, but he did. Yue gave a defeated sigh and let his body slump against a weather vein. He closed his eyes cool, yet utterly confused amethyst eyes and gave another deep and frustrated sigh.

"Why me?"

" Well, well, well! Look who it is?"

At once Yue's eyes snapped open and his body went into full alert. That annoying voice? That sarcastic tone? Why didn't I see this coming?

"Hello Ruby…"

At this the said red head, bitch with butterfly wings flew down and glomped the poor, confused and not in the mood angel from behind. This really wasn't Yue's night…

"OH YUE! How I have missed thee!"

She squealed with glee. Meanwhile Yue just groaned and flung her off of him and went to sit down on the ledge, with his back to her. If I ignore her maybe she will go away. Pfft fat chance, but it's worth a try…

"I should have known you'd be around. I mean, I though Eriol was bad enough, but trouble always comes in threes doesn't it?" He snarled.

The ditz of a moon guardian giggled and let out a dramatic sigh as she let her self float in mid air.

"Well, two actually" She corrected him.

Yue turned his head towards the vile creature and raised an eyebrow.

"Suppi-chan isn't here."

"Really? What a shame." He replied in a drawling voice. " I am sure Keroberous would be really upset to hear that, ahem, unfortunate news?"

At this Ruby "Hmmpfed" and flung her hands to her sides and frowned at her opposite. Making her look more like a utterly demented version of the wicked witch of the west than ever before. If I chucked water over her do you think she would melt? Hmmmmmmmmm, I should ask Watery sometime…

"For your information, my poor little brother is still in England. Yes, Master Eriol had to put the little fur ball in a Rehab clinic. His sugar addiction was getting a tad out of hand…"

Yue let out a callous laugh. My god! That is hilarious! Perhaps the Mistress should do the same with that lazy excuse for a Sun Guardian! Just the thought of it makes being the same air space with Ruby Moon slightly more bearable…

"Oh what a shame!"

He chuckled darkly. Again the annoying winged with didn't like this reaction and frowned some more. "Fly my pretties" FLY!!!!"

"That's not funny Yue!" She hissed. "Though I must admit I do like not having that annoying book worm rummaging through my stuff every day."

Yue rolled his eyes. As much as he liked his counterpart As much as I like the plague… He wasn't really in the mood for a word sparring match or just being around the insufferable creature. I don't know what's worse? Yuki, Ruby or this? He had really had enough.

"Well, thank you for the update of your really, quite pointless existence, but I really must be going now…"

Just as our lovely silvery, non trashy, moon guardian uttered those words, Ruby moon's lips turned and contorted into a very odd and evil looking smirk. As Yue stood up and summoned his wings he could sense something wasn't right with the evil one…

"What's your hurry little Yue?"

Her voice dripping with so much fake sweetness it made Yue's stomach turn. In return the White angel narrowed his eyes at sluty looking creature and asked in a slightly pissed off voice, which sounded pretty evil by the way.

"Just what is that supposed to mean?"

The butterfly winged girl flapped her wings and an innocent manner and tried to make her self look… well as innocent as Ruby could be, which to be honest wasn't very innocent. She fails so miserably at everything. I would say bless her, but I think Hell would be better for her…

"Oh nothing my little Yue kins!" She grinned like some kind of warped fairy tale type creature. But then continued with "Though, why you want to run away from your Mistress is beyond me…" and started to play with her nails, like they had more interest than our now utterly bewildered Yue, who had now sat down in a dignified way and had crossed his arms.

"One, Do not call me "Yue kins"."

His voice sounding totally void of all emotion.

"Two. Never call me "Little Yue."

 Starting to sound slightly annoyed.

"And three… I. Am. Not. Running. Away. From. My. Mistress."

There was a short, but prominent silence before with red witch started to cackle her head off, which annoyed Yue further.

"Just what the bloody hell are you laughing at you stupid, pathetic, ignorant, not too mention annoying beast of that damnation of a Baka Eriol?"

He growled. He was really starting to get irritated by now. But wouldn't you if you had this annoying so and so annoying… well you? Yet, this only made her laugh harder. Causing her eyes to well up with tears and nearly making her fall to the roof. Pfft. I wish!

"Awwwwwwwwww Yue!" She beamed, wiping her eyes. "Now if I didn't know you cared for me, that would have hurt my feelings, but since I know you really do, I'll let you off calling my great and powerful Master an Idiot." Her voice croaked. " God, you make me laugh! You shouldn't really; I mean it messes up my make up! Looks like I'll have to touch it up soon. Can't have me not looking pretty now can we?"

There isn't enough make up in the world to make that… that… THING any way near pretty!

"Whatever you annoying inbred, just leave me alone. By the way what do you mean running away? I wasn't. I was just sitting up here taking some air and topping up on my power by moon bathing."

He stated in an almost calm voice and pointed a slender finger toward the three quarter full moon. Ruby just arched an eyebrow and smirked.

"Yue, that's bullshit and you know it! You know that a ¾ full moon wouldn't give you enough power, even if you needed it. Also you don't even need air, unless you needed to air your chocolate cake, which by the way looks very yummy…"

She flew up behind him again and tried to swipe his cake, but the silvery Guardian was too fast and snatched it away from her, making her fall forward and nearly hit the ground. Yue gave a triumphant smirk, his eyes glittering with pride.

"Ha! Too slow! My cake. Get your own. Any way I don't need to explain myself to the likes of you…"

Suddenly she shoot up and glarred down at Yue, eyes blazing with annoyance, arms crossed and pouted. Yet, within a second that annoying smirk was back on her face. This can't be good. Well anything to do with this vile creature can't be good. But something tells me I am not going to like this one little bit…

"Well, you did try and explain yourself. To me of all people! What I said was true and you know it. You're just too proud to admit it. Yet, it doesn't explain why you're here does it Yue?"

Shit. She's got a point. Ah, who cares? Though why am I out here?

Ruby Moon grinned as she flew in closer to the deep in thought guarding and smiled. As if reading his mind she answered his question.

"I'll give you a hint." She whispered. " Begins with S ends with Akura."

Yue looked up and gave the annoying one a Cold, icy death glare that would have killed off half the population of Japan.

"I beg your pardon?" He hissed. His voice regaining his old intimadative ring to it.

"My Yue! Your memory must be getting old in your old age! Surely you can remember your new and very attractive looking Mistress?"

The Awful looking Moon Guardian's voice saturated with sappy, cheeriness, not too mention sarcasm. This earned Ruby another one of Yue's special "Don't mess with me, I'm a bad mother…" Glares™.

"Yes I am aware of the name of MY Mistress, you badly dressed imbecile!" He snapped with a loud, slightly pissed off voice. " What I was referring too was, what has Sakura got to do with me being up here?"

Ruby Moon sighed and hung her head, which she then proceeded to shake when she sat herself down to the, now, thourghly annoyed Moon Guardian of the Sakura cards.

"You know jolly well what I mean, dear Yue!"

"No." Sigh. "No I don't!"

"Yes you do!"

"No I don't."

"Yes you do!"

"NO. I don't!

" Yes you…"

"RUBY!"

With a defeated sigh and a chuckle the annoying Guardian gave in and smiled at her smartly dressed, unwilling, friend.

"You sure you wanna know?"

Yue gave a large sigh and rubbed his brow. He could feel a huge, Ruby sized headache coming on and he didn't like it.

"I probably don't, but since your not going to shut up, you may as well."

What was said next really caused Yue to flip. But not in the " I am going to brutally murder that Annoyingly, whore-ish Ruby Moon until her annoying cackles can never be heard by an innocent being ever again." Kind of way. Oh no. That would come later. However, what she uttered next changed Yue in a way that was quite scary…

" You have a Crush on Sakura!" She whispered in a sing songy voice.

Yue blinked. He felt his cheeks heat up to the temperature of the suns thermo-nuclear core, his body become stiff and yet a little shaky at the same time and he felt his heart beat, yet again race.

There was a long, long, in fact incredibly long silence before something shattered it completely and without warning.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????"

That would be Yue leaping up, exploding with rage and screeching at the top of his lungs at Ruby Moon, who just sat there grinning and generally looking stupid.

"What the hell are you babbling about you insane child of that spawn of Satan?"

He roared with such volume that he was sure many a windows would be shattered. The idiot butterfly girl just smiled sweetly and replied in a coy, soft voice.

"You have a crush on, no other than, Your Mistress Sakura."

Yue rolled his eyes and began to rub his forehead again. Feeling his body shake with nerves, anger and God knows. My head really hurts now! This was not what the usually serene angel was expecting the Bitch from hell to utter. It was somewhat disturbing, yet…Oh no! Don't even go there!

"Do you even KNOW what your saying?" His voice still pretty loud and he could still feel his face being alight and red as ever.

"Awwwwwwwww, Yue! You're even blushing too!" Ruby Moon giggles and pointed to the, usually, pale-faced Guardians flaming cheeks, which he quickly covered.

"Stop that!" He yelled.

"Now come on Yue! It's perfectly natural for you to be able to have such feelings. I mean it's not like you didn't see this coming right? Right?" She continued to giggle. " I saw you blushing when you Sakura complimented you on the shirt, which you wore probably to please her! Though I have to admit, you do look rather dashing dear boy. Oh! I also saw you glare at Eriol!"

The Extremely, no, utterly pissed of guardian continued to glare at the red haired demon from the depths of hell with his flaming amethyst eyes.

"Ruby, you incredibly dense moron! I ALWAYS GLARE AT ERIOL!"

His voice becoming a little coarse from all the shouting and yelling, which didn't seem to be getting through to that thickheaded Slut. Come off it! It's RUBY MOON!

"Ah, but Yue! You looked so… so jealous of Eriol. After all his was hugging your beloved Mistress…"

"HE WAS ONLY HOLDING HER!"

"Hugging, holding? Same difference." She teased. "My! Who would have thought it? And I thought you where gay! Well, that told me didn't it? Ah well…Yue and Sakura, sitting in a tree. K. I. S.S…"

Suddenly an ice shard was thrust towards Ruby Moon's throat. Her eyes widened as she looked, slightly stunned, straight into the eyes of a, slightly, homicidal Yue. 

"Finish that lyric and your make-up won't be the only part of you that I mess up! UNDERSTAND?"

Yue snarled, teeth clenched together and his lips turned up into a wicked grin. The, now, silent guardian of the half soul of Clow Reed weakly nodded and gave a gasp of relief once Yue disguarded his shard and back off to hover before her.

"By the way, what do you mean you thought I was Gay?" he snorted.

"Well you and Clow Reed…"

"That doesn't mean I'm gay!"

"But…"

"I AM NOT GAY!"

And with that Yue, who was beyond all measures of anger at this point in time, flew off into the night before he could see and be confronted by a little yellow plush, yet angry, toy, who flew up to the roof and yelled to the annoyed Angel of ice.

" HEY YUE! YOU STOLE MY CAKE! GET BACK HERE YOU THEIF!"

Yelled the little form of Kero. Failing to attract the attention of the Moon Guardian, Kero gave up and went back inside of Tomoyo's big mansion, hoping he would get over the lose of some of his cake. He still had about ten meters2 of cake left. While the, now, out of shock Ruby Moon studied the shrinking form of Yue with a slight smirk playing across her red lips.

" My, My, my!" She chortled. " Seems like I hit a nerve with our big tough Yue kins. I didn't think he had a clue of what his feelings meant. Someone had to tell him, better sooner or later I guess." She then crossed her arms and began to pout. " Still, he didn't have to be such a jerk! I mean I was only trying to help. Well… a little bit any way."

But Yue was never to hear of Ruby's, somewhat, laughable true intentions. As the frustrated Moon guardian was drawn to the bright neon lights of a small building, with the flashing letters " B.A.R." On the front of it. Needless to say the one thought that ran through his mind was Why Me?

(A/N: W00t! Another long chapter has been completed. Well I hope you enjoyed this chapter, even though it was a bit too long in my opinion. But still, it was kinda funny. Hehhee. Sorry I bashed Ruby so much. I just… don't like her. *ahem* Well Thanks for reading and I hope you review. Thanks for all those who reviewed the last chapter and all the rest. So til next time. PIES!)