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(A/N: Sorry for the delay, as I said in the first chapter, my Muse Serverus is being a complete and utter… *ahem*. Well he ain't being nice that's all I can say. So here goes chapter 11, sorry in advance if it's a bit pants…)
Why me?
By The Redundant Goddess…
Of Plotting and Planning and…The few days after Yue's huge piss up and morning with Sakura were, for the Moon Guardian, horrible. Not so much for the fact he still felt a little woozy, but for the fact that he had to stay within the confines of Yuki's mind. He thought it best to offer a peace offering to his snow bunny false form, which came in the form of letting Yuki be Yuki for however long the doe eyed boy desired. Some might think that wasn't much of a sacrifice on Yue's part, but you'd be wrong. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING STUCK IN HERE!!!!
Unfortunately for our long -suffering white haired wonder, Yuki's favourite TV channel, "K-Net.com", were having its annual "Sailor Moon" Marathon. 48 hours or more jammed packed with more School uniform wearing, pretty girl, Sailor Senshi than at an anime convention. At this point you had to feel sorry for Yue. Especially since Yuki had Tomoyo make him a "Tuxedo Mask" suite with embroided bunnies on it. Why me?
Now Yue was prepared to make this sacrifice. Since A) It was best to keep your false forms happy otherwise they might do something silly and B) Yue didn't really feel up to being part of the big wide world at that particular period of time. Let that be a lesson to you kids. Alcohol may be fun, but it sure does make your insides feel awful…Yet again there was an underlying reason other than the two above for Yue to willingly cage himself up in Yuki's mind. No prizes for guessing why… because I say so! Besides, you could be wrong…
Ever Since the amethyst-eyed angel awoke to find, not only a traffic cone, but also his Mistress, who he had ditched at the party that night, looking after him, which also included taking off his shirt. Not that he minded of course, which was the problem for our poor Yue. Again I would like to point out I feel like banging my head against a brick wall or something harder like Yuki's or Ruby's skull, but since it hurts a lot, more like hell actually, I don't think it would be wise… Yue had made a brave move that night. He had " Kinda" admitted to himself and a barman that he did harbour some " unwanted" and " unnecessary" feelings for his pretty little, but not so little, Mistress. He knew they were there. He knew what they were. But how in the name of Clow was he going to get rid of them? Answers on a postcard PLEASE!
The Advice that the mysterious and somewhat all knowing "Ted" had given to the tiddled suit-wearing guardian hadn't really worked. It's so damn hard to focus on bad things about the Mistress whilst she is being so nice to you. Not too mention the brush stroke she has…So in that respect Yue was back to square one. Yet, being in Yuki's mind meant Sakura couldn't physically pester him and it also gave him time to think about his predicament in more detail than before, although the thoughts and feelings conjured up by thinking about it didn't make Yue feel any better. Lucky me. Sailor Moon or Sakura? What a choice.
After the first 12 hours of "Moon Prism Power" Yue had managed to keep himself busy and sane by analysing Tomoyo's "Hot Dogs: The world we reap." Film. He was right to say that it did have many hidden meanings within it's carefully selected shots, but what they were exactly Yue still didn't have any idea. You can see why most art critics are thought insane, drug users or both…However the following hours after that were maddening. But Yue stood strong took the kawaii overload like a man, which meant he suffered silently until he could find the right person to take it out on. Namingly telephone polls or better yet… Ruby.
It really did seem like an eternity before the hyped up snow bunny finally hung up his prized costume and stopped singing that DAMNED theme tune. Well that's the worse of it over lets just hope a Hello Kitty design exhibition is opening up as we speak… Unfortunately for Yue, Yuki had other ideas. For some reason the snow bunny had been making a timetable and had been ringing up phone companies. Not that Yue took any particular notice of what his idiotic false form was up to since he was already engrossed in his own dilemma. However, the white winged angel was about to find out just what exactly our little Snow bunny had been up to when he picked up the phone and dialled that familiar Mobile phone number. Awwwwwwwwwwwww crap!
"Oh hey dude! What's up? Hows your trip Touya?"
If it weren't for the fact the Yue was already in a state of un imaginable down-ness, this phone call would have made him reach and maybe even surpass the point of un imaginable down-ness. What followed was a conversation that contained a lot of " Dudes", " Beers" and oh yes " Dudes". Please Clow, WHY ME?
"…So any way, this receptionist was really… qualified if you know what I mean Yuki Dude!"
A slightly cheerful Touya chuckled down the phone. However Yuki didn't seem to understand.
"You mean she is smarter than you Touya Dude?"
"Er… never mind Yuki. I'll tell you later."
Meanwhile in Yuki's head, the eves dropping angel couldn't help but snort. Naïve fool. Even Ruby would know what Touya meant. Which lead Yue to be reminded of his first encounter with Sakura and how much of a good view he had. Okay, maybe I shouldn't listen any more…
"So when are you coming home Touya dude?" the cheerful grey haired asked… cheerfully.
"Well" Sniff, snort, and spit. Revolting human… "This trip is taking a little longer than expected. Some one has lost something, which means I won't be back for another couple of weeks. Hopefully it'll only take that long and I won't miss out on my dad coming back from his dig."
Yuki Smiled.
"Great. Be sure to get home safely and while you're out there visit Disney land for me."
Chuckle
"Sure Yuki dude. Whatever. Just make sure there is beer waiting for when I get home and my sister is alright."
There was a sudden pause, which made Yue feel a little nervous.
"Has Yue been behaving himself? No more nightmares or anything like that?"
Oh shit. I am sooooooooo doomed…
"Yue? No he's all right. A little under the weather, but he'll pull through." He grinned.
Needless to say, that stunned Yue slightly. Damn, guess I can't take the Mickey out him any more… well at least not as much as I should do.
There was a long sigh at the other end of the phone.
"Well, alright then. Laters dude."
"Bye bye Touya Dude."
"Yeah, Laters Yuki DUDE!
" BYE DUDE!"
"DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!"
"DUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDE!"
"Bye."
And with that the two young men hung up on their 12-hour phone call. Please help me!
Luckily for Yue, Yuki was a very forgiving person and thus let, then forced Yue out into the world once more. Once again Yue was dressed in his usual white robes and his silvery hair was incredibly long again. Yet again… Yue was not a happy bunny.
"This is not good."
He grumbled in an almost whisper. His eyes narrowed on deep thought and a definite frown could be seen darkening his handsome pale features.
"Great. First I find out all of a sudden and out of the blue I have… "Feelings" for Sakura and then I find out that my plan of getting rid of them didn't and doesn't work!"
As he let him self pace back and forth, forth and back across the living room floor, his wings occasionally flapping. The hello kitty began to purr, or rather ring and interrupted his thoughts. I hate that ring tone. But Yue decided to let the machine get it. Yes, Yuki had bought himself a Hello Kitty phone with built in answer phone, which was nice for the cold Guardian since the person who had phoned up was a person he didn't exactly want to see at the moment in time.
"Meow, Hello this is Yuki here, well actually I am not, but you know what I mean! Hehehe. Leave a message after the Kawaii meow." The recorded version of Yuki chirped, which was followed by a loud meow.
" Hello? Oh it's on. It's me Sakura, just wondering if I could pop over tomorrow to have a chat with Yue. I'll bring cake. Call me back and hi Yue if your there."
Yue blinked. He stopped dead in his tracks. His face paled.
" AWWWWWWWWWWWW CRAP!"
The irritated Moon Guardian let himself fall backwards onto one of Yuki's bright blue soft arm chairs and let a disgruntled deep sigh escape his throat. This was not good. Not good indeed. He could already feel a blush grace his cheeks and all those funny warm hearty feelings return once again.
"Great, my life just couldn't get any better. How am I going to keep myself from making a fool of myself in front of Sakura?" He moaned rolling his eyes and hanging his head in shame. " This is utterly pathetic and incredibly stupid. Why should I make a fool in front of my Mistress? It's only Sakura? Okay so I blush a lot when I am near her and I feel all funny, not too mention have horrid vivid flash backs of Thursday night. Why me?" What Yue had forgot to mention was that he had started to feel odd things when she wasn't there, such as disappointment and something else? Which of course scared him. A lot.
At once his mind started thinking of ways to get out of having to see his pretty emerald eyed Mistress in the morning or ever again.
"Well I can't kill myself. That would kill Yuki and even though he is annoying and is only the false form of my self he has a life too and that would be wrong." He pondered. " I can't runaway. She could find me, plus the fact that she wouldn't be safe with only Keroberous to watch her. Even though she is incredibly powerful." He sighed. " Lets face it… I am, as most humans in my situation would say, screwed. Rightly and royally screwed." He growled. Letting a tiny ounce of fear enter his voice.
As he rubbed his now aching head his eyes glanced up to see the TV. His pale hands grabbed the remote and activated the screen.
"May as well watch something since I am here. Might be something interesting on"
As he found himself flicking through the many TV stations, Yue found himself becoming increasingly annoyed at himself and at the adverts on the bright flickering screen before him.
" Dear, Clow! Isn't there anything good on?"
But just as the screen changed, the Moon Guardian was confronted with a very interesting advert.
" Hey there! You on the chair!" A voice from the bright blue advert boomed.
Yue raised an eyebrow.
" Yes, I am sitting on a chair thank you for your comment." He hissed sarcastically.
"Are you Stressed? Tired? Annoyed or basically wanting to escape from it all?"
This caught Yue's attention.
" Yes, actually your right. Do continue."
"Well, it seems you need to…"
Suddenly there was a huge fan fair and loads bright flashing lights emanating from the small set.
"A VACTION!"
"Vacation?"
"YES SIR-E! YOU NEED A RELAXING VACTION TO GET AWAY FROM IT ALL AND FORGET YOUR WORRIES!"
"Forget? Sounds like a good idea to me."
" So come to our luxury mountain resort, home of real life genuine peaceful monks and refresh your body, mind and soul Only at River wall resort!" The screen suddenly showed a map and some directions to the resort. This made Yue smile.
"My, how wonderfully lucky I am." He grinned. His eyes sparkling like purple gemstones in bright light. "That's what I'll do when Sakura come round tomorrow. I'll suggest taking a vacation. She won't mind me being gone. She is powerful after all and I am sure after I have a few choice words with Keroberous I could safely leave her behind, in more ways than one. Yes. I can forget all my problems there. So when I come back I'll feel like my old self again. No feelings what so ever. That's a brilliant plan if I do say so myself!"
Once again Yue was happy and now sat happily plotting and planning his argument for going away on his little trip to purge his feelings for Sakura. But that was until Yuki started reciting all of the script from Sailor Moon.
"Grrrrrrrrrr. For once I have everything sorted and now that campish, imbecile of a false form has to wreck it! Clow give me strength!" The poor angel cried in distress.
As is by magic the Television was about to save our disgruntled Moon Guardian.
" And now it is time for the all time classic… Bambi."
An evil smirk crossed Yue's lips. He could feel his Mr Burns impression coming on. Things had really started to go Yue's way.
"Excellent."
So he sat back and enjoyed the Disney film without a care in the world. For after tomorrow his life was going to return back to normal or so he thought any way.
(A/N: W00t! Got this chapter out of the way. Not as long as the other chapters, but the next one should be a good one. Yue's vacation! Hehehe. Sorry if this chapter wasn't as good as the rest, but it will get back to normal once the next chapter is written. So until next time thank you for reading and please feel free to review. PIES!)