Yami Malik: *walks in sing* Oh where oh where has my Pepsi can gone?
Oh where oh where could it be?..... Oi! Hikari!
Malik: What?
Yami Malik: Have you seen my pop?
Malik: Is it a half-full can of Pepsi with and tag broken off and a sticker of the Ra card on it?
Yami Malik: *looking hopeful* Yeah that's it!
Malik: Nope, haven't seen it. *points to Naito who's too busy listening to Linkin Park to notice*
Yami Malik: *twitching violently* I WANT MY PEPSI!!! *starts chanting in hieratic and summons Ra* NAITO!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!
Naito: *takes off her headphones* Very well. If you insist. *through 'AUTHOR POWER!!' DDS magically appears on her arm* I play a magic card..... OCEAN SPRAY CRAN-GRAPE JUICE!!! *a large bottle of juice apears on the field*
Yami Malik: O.O What in the hell is that?!?!
Naito: You don't know? This card makes all cards on the field excessively hyper making them go chibi which means they can't use any special effects.
Ra: *is affected by the Ocean Spray card and turns into a chibi, complete with diaper*
Naito: Aaaaah!!! Inidn't he cute! *tickles Ra behind the ear*
Yami Malik: O.o.... *sweatdrops* I'll be in my room.....
Kuriboh: *had some Pepsi during the duel and is running around bashing people with the disclaimer sign*
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Malik had found himself being lead from his classroom to a very large (very noisey) room filled with tables and more people than he ever wanted to deal with. He looked around, taking it all in. A few more vending machines, a couple boys sitting on the tables in a far corner playing guitar, lots of food on all of the tables, but nobody seemed to be able to stop talking long enough to eat any of it.
"Malik!" He turned at the sound of Joey yelling his name.
"What?"
"Follow us! Ya gotta get in the line soon or ya don't get no food!" Malik nodded and sprinted across the cafeteria to reach his... Well, his friends. Yugi handed him a tray and told him that lunch time was always a little insane. Joey piped up with his own advice.
"Don't eat nothing but the pizza. Everything else comes from another planet."
"Come now, Joey..." Bakura replied. "It's not that bad."
"Oh yeah? I bought a bowl of spaghetti last year."
"What's so bad about that?"
"It was movin', Bakura. And I wasn't touching it."
"You're exaggerating, mate." Tea wrinkled her nose.
"You're both making me want to throw up." She said shooting them glares. She glanced at Malik. "Pay no attention to them, Malik. Except the part about the rest of the food. The pizza is your best bet. Are you a vegetarian?"
"Not that I'm aware of...."
"Then you'll be just fine." The cafeteria had a 'pizza combo' on for three dollars. It was basically a slice of pizza, some milk and a bowl of Jell-o. They figured it would be best to just go with that.
"Where do you guys want to sit?" Yugi asked, glancing around at them. Not that he got much of an answer: Tea, Bakura and Tristan shrugged, Malik stood there confused and Joey simply murmured: "Anywhere's away from Kaiba." With a shake of his head, Yugi lead them to a (surprisingly) vacant table located on the far right.
"So how are you getting along so far, Malik?" Bakura asked him.
"Fine, as far as I can tell. I'm not sure how to act yet." He replied, poking his Jell-o with a spoon. Tea tried not to laugh.
"Well, the first rule is: Leave your clothes on." At this Yugi laughed and shook his head while Malik was left slightly blushing.
"Uh... Say that again?" Tristan asked. Joey and Bakura nodded. All three were terribly confused.
"The teacher wanted some examples of heiroglyphs." Yugi explained. "So Malik decided to show everyone the Memory."
"He's officially very popular with the female population of our history class." Tea added. "Though the teacher was somewhat shocked. I didn't think a person's mouth could open that wide." This only served to deepen the pink colour on Malik's cheeks and caused everyone (even polite little Bakura) to overflow with laughter.
"I was wondering why I heard all the whistling and cat calls coming from your classroom!" Tristan told them. Joey sulked.
"Ah, c'mon... What's he got that I don't?"
"A tan." Tea replied.
"Cool scars." Tristan agreed.
"He stands out in a crowd." Bakura pointed out.
"He's what girls call 'the strong silent type'." Yugi added.
"That and I've got dignity." Malik muttered.
"Whadya say?" Joey asked.
"I said, I've got dignity."
"Ooh!! Burned!" Tristan exclaimed. The blonde boy sat there fuming for a moment before standing up and pointing angrily at Malik.
"Let's go Egypt! You an' me are gonna duel! Let's se how ya do without Ra on ya side." Malik quietly stood and pulled his deck from his pocket. He turned to Yugi.
"Is there a DDS somewhere we can use?"
Though it took some time, they did finally find a pair of Duel Disk Systems. The two boys went outside to the soccer field and set themselves up. Duels were always interesting to watch at Domino High, so a bit of a crowd had formed. Yugi immediately noticed a group of the girls that had been in history. Seems they heard about the duel, gone to the PE office and gotten some of the cheerleaders pom-poms. Now they had officially dubbed themselves Malik's personal cheerleaders.
"Think the new kid's got a chance?" One boy asked his friend. The friend shrugged.
"Dunno. Joey did come in second at Duellist Kingdom remember." Yugi didn't catch the rest of the conversation because the girls had gotten themselves organized and were already starting their ego-boosting.
"Brick wall, waterfall. Boy you think you got it all. But you don't. Un, un cause we do." Joey growled and shuffled his deck.
"Time to start!" He yelled. "Shuffle your cards and let's do this!"
Malik: What?
Yami Malik: Have you seen my pop?
Malik: Is it a half-full can of Pepsi with and tag broken off and a sticker of the Ra card on it?
Yami Malik: *looking hopeful* Yeah that's it!
Malik: Nope, haven't seen it. *points to Naito who's too busy listening to Linkin Park to notice*
Yami Malik: *twitching violently* I WANT MY PEPSI!!! *starts chanting in hieratic and summons Ra* NAITO!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!
Naito: *takes off her headphones* Very well. If you insist. *through 'AUTHOR POWER!!' DDS magically appears on her arm* I play a magic card..... OCEAN SPRAY CRAN-GRAPE JUICE!!! *a large bottle of juice apears on the field*
Yami Malik: O.O What in the hell is that?!?!
Naito: You don't know? This card makes all cards on the field excessively hyper making them go chibi which means they can't use any special effects.
Ra: *is affected by the Ocean Spray card and turns into a chibi, complete with diaper*
Naito: Aaaaah!!! Inidn't he cute! *tickles Ra behind the ear*
Yami Malik: O.o.... *sweatdrops* I'll be in my room.....
Kuriboh: *had some Pepsi during the duel and is running around bashing people with the disclaimer sign*
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Malik had found himself being lead from his classroom to a very large (very noisey) room filled with tables and more people than he ever wanted to deal with. He looked around, taking it all in. A few more vending machines, a couple boys sitting on the tables in a far corner playing guitar, lots of food on all of the tables, but nobody seemed to be able to stop talking long enough to eat any of it.
"Malik!" He turned at the sound of Joey yelling his name.
"What?"
"Follow us! Ya gotta get in the line soon or ya don't get no food!" Malik nodded and sprinted across the cafeteria to reach his... Well, his friends. Yugi handed him a tray and told him that lunch time was always a little insane. Joey piped up with his own advice.
"Don't eat nothing but the pizza. Everything else comes from another planet."
"Come now, Joey..." Bakura replied. "It's not that bad."
"Oh yeah? I bought a bowl of spaghetti last year."
"What's so bad about that?"
"It was movin', Bakura. And I wasn't touching it."
"You're exaggerating, mate." Tea wrinkled her nose.
"You're both making me want to throw up." She said shooting them glares. She glanced at Malik. "Pay no attention to them, Malik. Except the part about the rest of the food. The pizza is your best bet. Are you a vegetarian?"
"Not that I'm aware of...."
"Then you'll be just fine." The cafeteria had a 'pizza combo' on for three dollars. It was basically a slice of pizza, some milk and a bowl of Jell-o. They figured it would be best to just go with that.
"Where do you guys want to sit?" Yugi asked, glancing around at them. Not that he got much of an answer: Tea, Bakura and Tristan shrugged, Malik stood there confused and Joey simply murmured: "Anywhere's away from Kaiba." With a shake of his head, Yugi lead them to a (surprisingly) vacant table located on the far right.
"So how are you getting along so far, Malik?" Bakura asked him.
"Fine, as far as I can tell. I'm not sure how to act yet." He replied, poking his Jell-o with a spoon. Tea tried not to laugh.
"Well, the first rule is: Leave your clothes on." At this Yugi laughed and shook his head while Malik was left slightly blushing.
"Uh... Say that again?" Tristan asked. Joey and Bakura nodded. All three were terribly confused.
"The teacher wanted some examples of heiroglyphs." Yugi explained. "So Malik decided to show everyone the Memory."
"He's officially very popular with the female population of our history class." Tea added. "Though the teacher was somewhat shocked. I didn't think a person's mouth could open that wide." This only served to deepen the pink colour on Malik's cheeks and caused everyone (even polite little Bakura) to overflow with laughter.
"I was wondering why I heard all the whistling and cat calls coming from your classroom!" Tristan told them. Joey sulked.
"Ah, c'mon... What's he got that I don't?"
"A tan." Tea replied.
"Cool scars." Tristan agreed.
"He stands out in a crowd." Bakura pointed out.
"He's what girls call 'the strong silent type'." Yugi added.
"That and I've got dignity." Malik muttered.
"Whadya say?" Joey asked.
"I said, I've got dignity."
"Ooh!! Burned!" Tristan exclaimed. The blonde boy sat there fuming for a moment before standing up and pointing angrily at Malik.
"Let's go Egypt! You an' me are gonna duel! Let's se how ya do without Ra on ya side." Malik quietly stood and pulled his deck from his pocket. He turned to Yugi.
"Is there a DDS somewhere we can use?"
Though it took some time, they did finally find a pair of Duel Disk Systems. The two boys went outside to the soccer field and set themselves up. Duels were always interesting to watch at Domino High, so a bit of a crowd had formed. Yugi immediately noticed a group of the girls that had been in history. Seems they heard about the duel, gone to the PE office and gotten some of the cheerleaders pom-poms. Now they had officially dubbed themselves Malik's personal cheerleaders.
"Think the new kid's got a chance?" One boy asked his friend. The friend shrugged.
"Dunno. Joey did come in second at Duellist Kingdom remember." Yugi didn't catch the rest of the conversation because the girls had gotten themselves organized and were already starting their ego-boosting.
"Brick wall, waterfall. Boy you think you got it all. But you don't. Un, un cause we do." Joey growled and shuffled his deck.
"Time to start!" He yelled. "Shuffle your cards and let's do this!"