A/N: IIIIIIIIIIIIII'm coming out, so… my mom better turn off that damned
CD!!! T_T
…nothing against Pink, but I need TECHNO to write, dammit! *turns the volume up on
her Darude CD*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"IMOUTO-CHAN!" hollered Yue, as Temichica yanked her arm away defiantly, and
dove down to attack the mage once again. He watched as she slashed viciously –"Where
did she get that dagger?"- at Clow, snarling and baring her sharp teeth. To Yue's
surprise, Clow backed off, seemingly afraid of the dagger-bearing cat creature. The dark
haired man had never seemed to be afraid of any of them before, the least of all
Temichica. Then it hit the watching angel.
The dagger. That's what he was so afraid of.
In a swift flash of magic, the mage acquired his staff, and took up a defensive stance.
With a savage roar, Temichica charged forward. With that, Yue swiftly decided to cease
being a spectator and to pull Temichica away before she was hurt- or worse.
Dagger and staff clashed, and a fireworks show ensued. Both were forced back by a blast
of light and magic, purple and red that exploded from the contact of the two weapons.
Yue, as well, was shoved back by the violent burst of power.
Gathering his bearings, he shouted down, "Temichica! Stop!!!" But the plea fell on deaf
ears as Temichica charged once again. Yue could only hover above, knowing better than
to try and stop any of their kind when they were this far gone.
'What could have set her off so much?' he pondered in his mind, as one violent slash cut
through a few loose strands of Clow's hair, and drew a thin crimson line across one
cheek.
Then he remembered her plea as he started to drag her away from this in the first place…
something about a spirit…
Temichica jumped back a bit, gloating over the enemy's blood on her borrowed weapon.
She was only able to start a bit, as Clow suddenly swung his staff in a wide arc, hitting
her hard on the side and slamming her into an ancient tree over hanging the lake.
'That's enough!' thought Yue as he dove down and caught Temichica before she hit the
ground. He flew upwards, dodging streaks of power that the mage sent after them.
He let out a flabbergasted growl. They needed to get out of there, but they couldn't go
anywhere with Clow in the way. He chose to perform a dangerous gamble, in order to
give them a window of escape. He found himself regretting telling his brother to not
come with him, but there was not much he could do about it now.
He whipped around, and with a mighty heave, he tossed Temichica into the air, causing
his still stunned sister to let out a stream of alarmed gabble (mostly cussing) in several
languages, which he ignored. Yue swiftly formed his bow and arrow, and took aim.
Clow, who was as surprised as Temichica at Yue's antics, never knew what was coming
until the arrow was only a mere few feet away. Clow swiftly brought up his defenses,
quick enough to avoid the arrow piercing him, but not quick enough to cushion the force
that came with the missile. The pressure threw him violently back, smacking his head
hard against a boulder behind him. He slumped limply to the ground, his world spinning
and darkened.
Yue's thoughts: 'Perfect, now's the time to find Cerberus and get out of this godforsaken
place…'
Temichica's thoughts: 'Perfect, now's the time to get that spirit away from this creep…'
Thus, it was no surprise that the two split into two directions, Yue noticing sooner than
his determined imouto, causing him to holler, once again, after her. Suddenly, Temichica
didn't feel so good.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?! THE MAN'S DEAD, ALREADY!!!!!!"
"HE'S NOT DEAD, BAKA! And that's not the goal!"
Temichica was beginning to DEFINITELY not feel so good…
"This is really not the time to be discussing goals!"
"It is when-' And, the argument would have continued, had it not been, that Temichica
REALLY did NOT feel good at all. She groaned a bit, her hovering wavered, as her
mind began reel, and a massive sluggishness clung to her muscles.
Yue caught the sight of Clow slowly coming to, and grabbed Temichica's arm firmly and
unshakably. He was surprised at the lack of resistance she showed, and was even more
surprised and alarmed when he saw the normally intense eyes pale and glaze over.
Fighting the urge to panic, he pulled her up closer to guide her flight path.
"Just keep your wings open, Temichica, focus on that, just keep your wings open, I'll take
care of the rest..." he muttered, struggling to not let the fear that he felt creep into his
tone.
He flew across the lake, half carrying the drained Temichica. He heard flap of wings
behind him, and snapped his head around…and saw Cerberus, with Marin draped over
his back. They exchanged a nod, and focused on finding somewhere safe…
PaRdOn ThE PaRoDy:
Chapter 7: Futile Search
Take 1:
Marin: Is there any chance for survivors ?
Mitsukake: I'm afraid it's highly unlikely at- O_O HIT THE DECK!!!!!! *debris starts
flying*
Mateem: CUT!!! CERBERUS! YOU'RE EARLY! Clow, we need to borrow Bubbles so he's clean
for the next take…
Take 3:
Yue: *walking up, bouncing stuff off using shield then-* (SHOOMPH!!!) EEEEELLLPPP!!! PHET PHIS PHIS UFF MEEE!!! *staggering around with cauldron on head*
Temichica: AND NOW! Straight from China, the newest rave look! POTHEAD!!! *joins the other members of the cast trying to get it off*
Mateem: *shaking with laugher* C-C-uuu-uuu-tt…
Take 6:
Syaoran (playing a townsperson): I say we kill the bastard before he causes any more
damage! Like certain reincarnations!!!
Mateem: CUT! Li, work with me here! Stay to the script for crying out loud!
Syaoran: The thanks I get for trying to warn the world… *glares at Eriol, offstage*
Eriol: ^_^
Take 7:
Syaoran: I say we kill the bastard before he causes any more damage!
Temi: Novel idea, folks, but it'd be nice to know where to pound the stake, ne?
Clow: CCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!! T_____T
Mateem: *smacks him with her megaphone* Only 'I' may say that!!! Temi, sweetheart,
I've said this before: Clow may dress in black, have black hair, be incredibly pale, and suck the life out of others- *avoids a projectile from Clow*- but he's NOT a vampire!
Temi: How can you be so sure?! How come he never shows his teeth?! Huh?! Huh?! *not
noticing Clow looming behind her*
Clow: *hisses and goes for her neck, causing her to scream bloody murder and cling to
the ceiling* Hot houu!!!! *laughs and takes out fake fangs*
Mateem: -______- I can't handle this now…goes off for an emergency appointment with
her psychotherapist*
…nothing against Pink, but I need TECHNO to write, dammit! *turns the volume up on
her Darude CD*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"IMOUTO-CHAN!" hollered Yue, as Temichica yanked her arm away defiantly, and
dove down to attack the mage once again. He watched as she slashed viciously –"Where
did she get that dagger?"- at Clow, snarling and baring her sharp teeth. To Yue's
surprise, Clow backed off, seemingly afraid of the dagger-bearing cat creature. The dark
haired man had never seemed to be afraid of any of them before, the least of all
Temichica. Then it hit the watching angel.
The dagger. That's what he was so afraid of.
In a swift flash of magic, the mage acquired his staff, and took up a defensive stance.
With a savage roar, Temichica charged forward. With that, Yue swiftly decided to cease
being a spectator and to pull Temichica away before she was hurt- or worse.
Dagger and staff clashed, and a fireworks show ensued. Both were forced back by a blast
of light and magic, purple and red that exploded from the contact of the two weapons.
Yue, as well, was shoved back by the violent burst of power.
Gathering his bearings, he shouted down, "Temichica! Stop!!!" But the plea fell on deaf
ears as Temichica charged once again. Yue could only hover above, knowing better than
to try and stop any of their kind when they were this far gone.
'What could have set her off so much?' he pondered in his mind, as one violent slash cut
through a few loose strands of Clow's hair, and drew a thin crimson line across one
cheek.
Then he remembered her plea as he started to drag her away from this in the first place…
something about a spirit…
Temichica jumped back a bit, gloating over the enemy's blood on her borrowed weapon.
She was only able to start a bit, as Clow suddenly swung his staff in a wide arc, hitting
her hard on the side and slamming her into an ancient tree over hanging the lake.
'That's enough!' thought Yue as he dove down and caught Temichica before she hit the
ground. He flew upwards, dodging streaks of power that the mage sent after them.
He let out a flabbergasted growl. They needed to get out of there, but they couldn't go
anywhere with Clow in the way. He chose to perform a dangerous gamble, in order to
give them a window of escape. He found himself regretting telling his brother to not
come with him, but there was not much he could do about it now.
He whipped around, and with a mighty heave, he tossed Temichica into the air, causing
his still stunned sister to let out a stream of alarmed gabble (mostly cussing) in several
languages, which he ignored. Yue swiftly formed his bow and arrow, and took aim.
Clow, who was as surprised as Temichica at Yue's antics, never knew what was coming
until the arrow was only a mere few feet away. Clow swiftly brought up his defenses,
quick enough to avoid the arrow piercing him, but not quick enough to cushion the force
that came with the missile. The pressure threw him violently back, smacking his head
hard against a boulder behind him. He slumped limply to the ground, his world spinning
and darkened.
Yue's thoughts: 'Perfect, now's the time to find Cerberus and get out of this godforsaken
place…'
Temichica's thoughts: 'Perfect, now's the time to get that spirit away from this creep…'
Thus, it was no surprise that the two split into two directions, Yue noticing sooner than
his determined imouto, causing him to holler, once again, after her. Suddenly, Temichica
didn't feel so good.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?! THE MAN'S DEAD, ALREADY!!!!!!"
"HE'S NOT DEAD, BAKA! And that's not the goal!"
Temichica was beginning to DEFINITELY not feel so good…
"This is really not the time to be discussing goals!"
"It is when-' And, the argument would have continued, had it not been, that Temichica
REALLY did NOT feel good at all. She groaned a bit, her hovering wavered, as her
mind began reel, and a massive sluggishness clung to her muscles.
Yue caught the sight of Clow slowly coming to, and grabbed Temichica's arm firmly and
unshakably. He was surprised at the lack of resistance she showed, and was even more
surprised and alarmed when he saw the normally intense eyes pale and glaze over.
Fighting the urge to panic, he pulled her up closer to guide her flight path.
"Just keep your wings open, Temichica, focus on that, just keep your wings open, I'll take
care of the rest..." he muttered, struggling to not let the fear that he felt creep into his
tone.
He flew across the lake, half carrying the drained Temichica. He heard flap of wings
behind him, and snapped his head around…and saw Cerberus, with Marin draped over
his back. They exchanged a nod, and focused on finding somewhere safe…
PaRdOn ThE PaRoDy:
Chapter 7: Futile Search
Take 1:
Marin: Is there any chance for survivors ?
Mitsukake: I'm afraid it's highly unlikely at- O_O HIT THE DECK!!!!!! *debris starts
flying*
Mateem: CUT!!! CERBERUS! YOU'RE EARLY! Clow, we need to borrow Bubbles so he's clean
for the next take…
Take 3:
Yue: *walking up, bouncing stuff off using shield then-* (SHOOMPH!!!) EEEEELLLPPP!!! PHET PHIS PHIS UFF MEEE!!! *staggering around with cauldron on head*
Temichica: AND NOW! Straight from China, the newest rave look! POTHEAD!!! *joins the other members of the cast trying to get it off*
Mateem: *shaking with laugher* C-C-uuu-uuu-tt…
Take 6:
Syaoran (playing a townsperson): I say we kill the bastard before he causes any more
damage! Like certain reincarnations!!!
Mateem: CUT! Li, work with me here! Stay to the script for crying out loud!
Syaoran: The thanks I get for trying to warn the world… *glares at Eriol, offstage*
Eriol: ^_^
Take 7:
Syaoran: I say we kill the bastard before he causes any more damage!
Temi: Novel idea, folks, but it'd be nice to know where to pound the stake, ne?
Clow: CCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!! T_____T
Mateem: *smacks him with her megaphone* Only 'I' may say that!!! Temi, sweetheart,
I've said this before: Clow may dress in black, have black hair, be incredibly pale, and suck the life out of others- *avoids a projectile from Clow*- but he's NOT a vampire!
Temi: How can you be so sure?! How come he never shows his teeth?! Huh?! Huh?! *not
noticing Clow looming behind her*
Clow: *hisses and goes for her neck, causing her to scream bloody murder and cling to
the ceiling* Hot houu!!!! *laughs and takes out fake fangs*
Mateem: -______- I can't handle this now…goes off for an emergency appointment with
her psychotherapist*