1.1.1 Chapter 3
Daine and I are becoming good friends and Numair is like an older brother (he's not that much older than my real sister.) Daine and I are lounging around my rooms
"Daine you know I was flipping through my books on tortall and I was wondering how come Badger doesn't have a name other than Badger?"
"You know I never wondered why that was?"
"And another thing if your ma and da aren't allowed to leave their land for a century how come they can visit you on holidays?"
"You know we really should ask them that next time they visit."
"good Idea."
Some one Knocks on the door.
"Who is it" Daine calls.
"IT's you ickum sweetie pie honey bunny.
A grand ole' fit of giggles overcomes me.
"Come on in" Daine says as she glares at me.
"Ickum sweetie pie honey bunny. Wow that's something I never thought I'd hear coming out of your mouth… But I suppose I'll leave you two honey bunny's alone."
Numair turns five shades of red under his swarthy (tanned) skin.
"Well actually It involves you, So would you stay?"
"depends whether I feel like it………………………………………………………………Ok."
"Well as you know warn me if I'm being abtruse or not-"
"hey I said the same thing the last day I was at my house! Cool!"
"Yeah. Whatever but we were wondering if you want to come back to Pirates Swoop with us or stay here?"
"Hmmm. Let me think about it. OKAY. And don't ask me why I just chose that I may tell Daine later but it involves one of my friends killing me. Not serioulsly."
Time lapse
Daine and I are packing in her room.
I was looking under Daines bed and found a pair of breeches WAY to long to be Daines.
"Uhh Daine"
"What" she asks as she turns around sees what I'm holding and turns a few shades paler.
"Did you kick him out once? Or did he walk around with no pants for the heck of it?"
"For the heck of it."
"You just let me return these I've got a good idea for a joke….. But I won't do it." I quickly added at the look on her face.
I walked over to Numies room and said.
"Here catch" He turns around and catches it atomatically.
"Now what if that had of been something dangerous?"
"Very good question."
"Anyway I'm going to use one of my favorite quotes 'If at first you don't suceed. Destroy all evidence you ever tried." With a smirk.
"Are you impling I couldn't succeed?"
"I didn't imply that I said that." (still grinning)
He get's a funny look on his face.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha I get very red and start laughing very hard in between laughs I get out You shoulda' seen the look on your face." He looks more relieved. "But I don't care how late it is or how drunk you are Public Nudity is never a good thing."
He started laughing nervously
"And if I catch you it won't be a good thing so can you say picture posted on the front door?"
"That would take you forever"
"not with my magic and my I-zone camera with sticky film."
"What?"
"Just you wait."
Daine and I are becoming good friends and Numair is like an older brother (he's not that much older than my real sister.) Daine and I are lounging around my rooms
"Daine you know I was flipping through my books on tortall and I was wondering how come Badger doesn't have a name other than Badger?"
"You know I never wondered why that was?"
"And another thing if your ma and da aren't allowed to leave their land for a century how come they can visit you on holidays?"
"You know we really should ask them that next time they visit."
"good Idea."
Some one Knocks on the door.
"Who is it" Daine calls.
"IT's you ickum sweetie pie honey bunny.
A grand ole' fit of giggles overcomes me.
"Come on in" Daine says as she glares at me.
"Ickum sweetie pie honey bunny. Wow that's something I never thought I'd hear coming out of your mouth… But I suppose I'll leave you two honey bunny's alone."
Numair turns five shades of red under his swarthy (tanned) skin.
"Well actually It involves you, So would you stay?"
"depends whether I feel like it………………………………………………………………Ok."
"Well as you know warn me if I'm being abtruse or not-"
"hey I said the same thing the last day I was at my house! Cool!"
"Yeah. Whatever but we were wondering if you want to come back to Pirates Swoop with us or stay here?"
"Hmmm. Let me think about it. OKAY. And don't ask me why I just chose that I may tell Daine later but it involves one of my friends killing me. Not serioulsly."
Time lapse
Daine and I are packing in her room.
I was looking under Daines bed and found a pair of breeches WAY to long to be Daines.
"Uhh Daine"
"What" she asks as she turns around sees what I'm holding and turns a few shades paler.
"Did you kick him out once? Or did he walk around with no pants for the heck of it?"
"For the heck of it."
"You just let me return these I've got a good idea for a joke….. But I won't do it." I quickly added at the look on her face.
I walked over to Numies room and said.
"Here catch" He turns around and catches it atomatically.
"Now what if that had of been something dangerous?"
"Very good question."
"Anyway I'm going to use one of my favorite quotes 'If at first you don't suceed. Destroy all evidence you ever tried." With a smirk.
"Are you impling I couldn't succeed?"
"I didn't imply that I said that." (still grinning)
He get's a funny look on his face.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha I get very red and start laughing very hard in between laughs I get out You shoulda' seen the look on your face." He looks more relieved. "But I don't care how late it is or how drunk you are Public Nudity is never a good thing."
He started laughing nervously
"And if I catch you it won't be a good thing so can you say picture posted on the front door?"
"That would take you forever"
"not with my magic and my I-zone camera with sticky film."
"What?"
"Just you wait."