Inuyasha and The Crazy Fangirls
Chapter 2
yukito the Nm Syndromer
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y.NM.S: Yay! Thank to tikimoof and Cindy Moon for reviewing! I feel so loved…
Inu-yasha: Feh. You shouldn't.
y.NM.S: Eh, shush. *whispering* I'm playing hooky right now; I just hope mom doesn't strangle me when she comes home.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters that appear in this fic except for Brittany, Kiyosha, and Ruka. If I make anymore OC's, then I'll own them to.
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"W-," Kiyosha stuttered, "What the heck is THAT!?" The green demon turned its head to look at her with beady eyes. She flinched away from it.
"It's a ScaleSlip," Sesshoumaru said, voice cold and brief.
Brittany wondered aloud, "ScaleSlip?" Inu-yasha nodded and resumed his fighting stance.
"If they take to much damage they can shed their skins and regenerate or retreat." The ScaleSlip suddenly jumped forward and crashed head-first into Sesshoumaru, who was sent flying into a tree. The youkai, however, got up again and coolly replied,
"Is that it?" The ScaleSlip was infuriated at the cocky statement and swung its tail around to knock into Kiyosha and Brittany. They both jumped and it passed harmlessly beneath them.
"What do we do?" Kiyosha said to Brittany, dodging more of the furious blows from the ScaleSlip.
"Why don't we try making up an attack?" Brittany ducked and rolled to the side. She stood up and pulled her staff out.
"Um…," her brow furrowed in concentration. Suddenly, her eyes lit up. "I got it!" She moved the staff around herself in a circle, and fire erupted from the ground in front of her, twining and wrapping around her staff.
"Pretty Soldier Fire Phoenix Volcano Rush Attack!" A miniature fire bird materialized from the embers and shot forward, nailing the ScaleSlip in the face. It screeched and jumped back, rubbing at its eye. "Nya!" Brittany cheered, "Take that!" Kiyosha blinked.
"You know, in all the time it took you to just say the name of that attack, it could've just killed you." Brittany shrugged.
"But it didn't."
Kiyosha huffed and mumbled something about 'nothing making sense' and unsheathed her sword. She pointed it straight at the soon to be very unfortunate ScaleSlip and simply said,
"Die."
The green demon stared for a moment before keeling over in pain and shriveling into a minute pile of dust.
Brittany shoved the remains with her foot, and it was carried off into the wind. "Killjoy," she muttered.
"What did you do?!" Inu-yasha blinked dumbly at them. Sesshoumaru scoffed.
"Well, brother, I suppose it is a good thing we did not challenge them after all. They would've beaten you down like the sorry hanyou you are." Inu-yasha growled, before turning a hastily setting off through the trees, obviously not wanting to talk with his older half-brother for any longer than necessary. Brittany and Kiyosha stood in the clearing, blinking confusedly as Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes and followed Inu-yasha. "Well," Inu-yasha called back to them. "Aren't you coming?"
The two shrugged and figured that following the two demons was better than sitting around and giving something else the opportunity to beat them.
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Later, the group was seated at Lady Kaede's hut, eating. Or trying to, at least. Kiyosha and Brittany gulped their food down hungrily, trying to eat efficiently with the chopsticks, but failing miserably. Brittany gave up and began spearing her food with a single chopstick, while Kiyosha continued to chase her food around her plate, growing annoyed as the noodles evaded her attacks.
Sesshoumaru, Inu-yasha, Kagome, and Kaede stared at the two, mouths open at their atrocious (if not somewhat comical) attempts to eat.
"Um… so how do you guys know our names? And how did regular humans like me know such attacks?" Kagome queried.
"We know your names because in our world, you're from a television show. Except the whole plot was different from what's happening now," Kiyosha said, finishing her food and setting the bowl down.
"And we met with a little fox dude in the forest. He gave us the ability to fight like you saw back there." Brittany sighed contentedly, resting her chin in her hands. Kaede glanced out the window, seeing how dark it was outside.
"Ye children should go to sleep. It is awfully late."
Brittany mumbled a quiet 'yeah' before curling up and almost immediately falling asleep. Kiyosha was already knocked out, snoring lightly.
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Kiyosha yawned and awoke, sitting up and rubbing her eyes.
"Man, what time is it?"
"It's 9:13." Kiyosha blinked and slowly looked up, her blurred vision seeing Miroku leaning over her and Brittany. She had a delayed reaction, continuing to blink at the monk for a moment.
"AAAAHHHHHH!" She yelled, jumping back and brandishing her pillow. Kiyosha got to her feet, but tripped and fell over Brittany who had just woken up due to her friend's ear-shattering screams. Kagome came rushing in, and tripped over the two, who were trying to disengage themselves form the other. Inu-yasha ran in after hearing Kagome's startled shriek, and rushed head-first into Miroku, knocking them both down. Sesshoumaru came in, and almost fell, but didn't, simply because he's to badass to trip and land on his face.
"What is going on here?" Sango stood at the door, tapping her foot impatiently as she stared at the tangled limbs of the group. Sesshoumaru pointed to Inu-yasha, who pointed to Kagome, who pointed to Brittany, who pointed to Kiyosha, who pointed to Miroku, who didn't have anyone to point to. "Miroku, are you causing trouble again?" Sango walked over and thwaped the monk soundly on the head.
"I just came in to wake them up, she started freaking out and everyone started tripping over one another. Don't blame everything on me," he replied, nursing his head and standing up, brushing off his robes.
Moments later everyone was untangled and sitting relatively safe distances away form each other. Kiyosha had calmed down, and both she and Brittany were eating breakfast.
"We wanted to ask you if you would be so kind as to assist Inu-yasha and Kagome on their search for the Shikon shards." Sango said. "They've been scattered across dimensions and we have to find them quickly before Dyn finds them and uses them for his own evil purposes. If you can use magic strong enough to vanquish a Scaleslip in only two blows, then you will truly be a great help." Kiyosha and Brittany huddled, whispering in low voices.
"Okay, we'll do it," Brittany said.
"'Sides," Kiyosha said nonchalantly, "we need you to open a portal to our home. You're not going to do that if we don't help you, right?" Miroku and Sango sweatdropped.
"Yes. That's right." Kiyosha sighed, and said in a monotone voice,
"When do we start?"
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Okay, so it wasn't a very good chapter. I promise the next one will actually move the story along. We'll meet Ruka and go to the Final Fantasy 8 world in search of shards!
Sesshoumaru: Yay.