I've run across several authors who have done this (I guess as a fic challenge, or something), but these are just a few that I've been playing around with. They aren't much, but they're fun to do! Major problem is I've lost several 'cause they're scribbled on scrap paper. If I find them in the 'Black Hole' (AKA, my room) I'll post them, too.
This note is longer than the actual ficlets, oops.
60 Words or less Ficlets
By: AKA Anonymous
Warnings: You could read some shounen ai into a few, if you tried, but my bad attempts at humor are far less subtle.
Disclaimer: Don't own nothin', especially anything starting
with 'Gun' and ending in 'dam'.
1) Misinterpreted
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Heero was the center of the children's attention, speaking in a low voice, "...facing glowing, mad eyes--there's an intense flash of white light, and then--*chaos*."
Duo entered, frowning. "Heero, I asked you not to tell them about your self-detonating! You'll give them nightmares!"
"I was talking about the paparazzi."
"Oh, then stop. You'll give me nightmares."
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2) The Case of the Bad Pun
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Sally nodded as the team settled down, one nervous looking man hung to the back, but she caught him before he could sit.
"This is one of our new comrades, joining us for the first time for this dangerous and slightly suicidal mission. Please welcome, Agent Case. Justin Case."
Duo blinked. "Note to self: stay away from new guy."
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3) The Death of the Pink-mobile
Note: Set inside the President's Manor (MarieMaia's base on Earth) just after Heero collapses and Relena catches him. Duo has now joined the group inside...
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R: "Someone call for my limo!"
D: "Er, `Le~na?...You remember how Wing Zero blew up the shield to save you?"
R: "Yes?"
D: "We~ll, it survived /that/." (*Backs away*)
R: "Yes...and?"
D: "You remember how Wing kinda blew up after that and landed nearby?"
R: (*Glares suspiciously*) "/Yes?/"
D: "Well, the limo...kindagotcrushed."
R: "WHAT?!"
H: (*Suddenly conscious*) "I finally got that damn thing?!" (*Victory sign*)
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Just some bad humor to finish the night or start the morning.
--Anon=)
This note is longer than the actual ficlets, oops.
60 Words or less Ficlets
By: AKA Anonymous
Warnings: You could read some shounen ai into a few, if you tried, but my bad attempts at humor are far less subtle.
Disclaimer: Don't own nothin', especially anything starting
with 'Gun' and ending in 'dam'.
1) Misinterpreted
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Heero was the center of the children's attention, speaking in a low voice, "...facing glowing, mad eyes--there's an intense flash of white light, and then--*chaos*."
Duo entered, frowning. "Heero, I asked you not to tell them about your self-detonating! You'll give them nightmares!"
"I was talking about the paparazzi."
"Oh, then stop. You'll give me nightmares."
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2) The Case of the Bad Pun
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Sally nodded as the team settled down, one nervous looking man hung to the back, but she caught him before he could sit.
"This is one of our new comrades, joining us for the first time for this dangerous and slightly suicidal mission. Please welcome, Agent Case. Justin Case."
Duo blinked. "Note to self: stay away from new guy."
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3) The Death of the Pink-mobile
Note: Set inside the President's Manor (MarieMaia's base on Earth) just after Heero collapses and Relena catches him. Duo has now joined the group inside...
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R: "Someone call for my limo!"
D: "Er, `Le~na?...You remember how Wing Zero blew up the shield to save you?"
R: "Yes?"
D: "We~ll, it survived /that/." (*Backs away*)
R: "Yes...and?"
D: "You remember how Wing kinda blew up after that and landed nearby?"
R: (*Glares suspiciously*) "/Yes?/"
D: "Well, the limo...kindagotcrushed."
R: "WHAT?!"
H: (*Suddenly conscious*) "I finally got that damn thing?!" (*Victory sign*)
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Just some bad humor to finish the night or start the morning.
--Anon=)