Word Fics 3: Duo Strikes Again and other fun stuff...
(60 words or less)
Author: A.K.A. Anonymous
Warnings: Nothing serious, notes in the titles with ( )'s
Disclaimers: I don't own GW, SNL, or anything worth value.
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1) Proof That Pick-up Lines Don't Work (Clueless-Quatre)
D: ...and then he says, `My name is Luke, but you can call me later.' What is *that*?
H: They must work on someone.
D: Pick-up lines don't work--just watch. *Grabs vidphone* Subject one: Chauvinist. *Dials* Wufei! What's your sign?
W: Concerning you--`No Vacancy'. *CLICK*
D: Two: Empath. *Dials* Quatre, what's your sign?
Q: Huh?
D: Your sign, what is it?
Q: *Looks back* `Wide Load'.
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2) Serious Prank Call (Duo's doing all the talking)
Hello?
...
Ah, yes, is this the Alliance Military Base at Fort Weldington?
...
Great! I have a question for yo--
...
--No, this is not a silly prank! I was curious if your hanger had exploded.
...
No? Okay, hold on a sec. *Whispers* See, Wufei? It's the *red* wire!
...
Oh, hello?
...
What? My name? Um...
...*BO~~OM*
Well, thanks for your help!
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3) Heero Loses a Bet *or* What Oz Got For Christmas
[Heero and Duo come onto camera, each wearing a blow-up muscle suit and glasses--with fake noses and moustache!]
H: I can't /believe/ you talked me into--
D: You lost the bet.
H: *Glares*
D: *Smiles* Ready for your debute?
H: *Glares at camera* (With fake Austrian accent) Hi, /I'm/ Hans.
D: (Same accent) And /I'm/ Franz!
Both: And we're here to blow *CLAP* you up! *Pose*
(Note: Parody of Saturday Night Lives's parody.)
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(60 words or less)
Author: A.K.A. Anonymous
Warnings: Nothing serious, notes in the titles with ( )'s
Disclaimers: I don't own GW, SNL, or anything worth value.
*******************************************
1) Proof That Pick-up Lines Don't Work (Clueless-Quatre)
D: ...and then he says, `My name is Luke, but you can call me later.' What is *that*?
H: They must work on someone.
D: Pick-up lines don't work--just watch. *Grabs vidphone* Subject one: Chauvinist. *Dials* Wufei! What's your sign?
W: Concerning you--`No Vacancy'. *CLICK*
D: Two: Empath. *Dials* Quatre, what's your sign?
Q: Huh?
D: Your sign, what is it?
Q: *Looks back* `Wide Load'.
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2) Serious Prank Call (Duo's doing all the talking)
Hello?
...
Ah, yes, is this the Alliance Military Base at Fort Weldington?
...
Great! I have a question for yo--
...
--No, this is not a silly prank! I was curious if your hanger had exploded.
...
No? Okay, hold on a sec. *Whispers* See, Wufei? It's the *red* wire!
...
Oh, hello?
...
What? My name? Um...
...*BO~~OM*
Well, thanks for your help!
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3) Heero Loses a Bet *or* What Oz Got For Christmas
[Heero and Duo come onto camera, each wearing a blow-up muscle suit and glasses--with fake noses and moustache!]
H: I can't /believe/ you talked me into--
D: You lost the bet.
H: *Glares*
D: *Smiles* Ready for your debute?
H: *Glares at camera* (With fake Austrian accent) Hi, /I'm/ Hans.
D: (Same accent) And /I'm/ Franz!
Both: And we're here to blow *CLAP* you up! *Pose*
(Note: Parody of Saturday Night Lives's parody.)
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