Title: Word Fics 4 (Wow! 4 already!): Duo is *Soooo* Dead Meat
Author: AKA Anonymous
Warnings: Other than a little flirt of shounen ai (if you look hard), not much except my 'off the wall' humor ^_~
Disclaimers: I don't own the G-boys, GW, MASH, or anything of great value.
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1) Wufei Loses a Bet *or* Wufei's Latest Reason to Kill Duo
(Sequel to `Heero Loses a Bet') 100 words
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W: *Grumbles* I don't know how--
D: *Sighs* You lost a fair bet, just like Heero. Now, unless you want to do a video...?
W: *Pales* Definitely not.
D: Then get going!
W: *Sighs and climbs into Nataku*
*Several minutes later*
Oz Soldier: General Treize, there is a mobile suit approaching. It's matched our speed, but it isn't attacking--
T: What suit is it?
OS: 05, I believe.
T: Keep going, he'll let us know what he wants.
*Nataku pulls along the ship's side, Wufei opens Nataku's hatch*
T: Come for another fight Wu--
W: *Grits his teeth* Excuse me, do you have any Grey Pupon? *Blushes, closes hatch, and flies away*
T: What the...?
(Notes: Parody of an American commercial for a designer mustard from a few years back.)
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2) Maxwell and Une-chan (I blame this Mel and Christy, BTW) 60 words, if you count 'Une-chan' as one...
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*Oz's interrogation room*
Duo: Une-chan! I never knew you cared!
Une: *Glares* I don't; you disgust me.
Duo: Yup! I discussed you with everyone I know and they all said you're disgusting! (1)
Une: Damn it Maxwell!
Duo: *Happily* Une-chan!
Une: Maaaaxwell!
Duo: UNE-CHAAAAAN! *Pause* Is this where we run to each other and kiss passionately?
Une: You *(*#(@&! $*@&!)%!
Duo: ...Guess I should have bought you more flowers, huh?
(Notes: (1)-I think I heard this first on `M*A*S*H'. Good ol' Hawkeye!)
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3) Car games with Duo Maxwell
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"This is BORING, Wufei!" Duo whined. "There aren't any other cars around. How are we supposed to play car games without other cars?"
"IF we play one game," Wufei growled, "will you shut up?"
Duo nodded.
"Fine, make a word from 'Late'."
"Ooo, that's hard...not much--let, ate, ale, tale--but if we *add* letters...dilate...undulate...copulate..."
"*Mutilate.*"
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Author: AKA Anonymous
Warnings: Other than a little flirt of shounen ai (if you look hard), not much except my 'off the wall' humor ^_~
Disclaimers: I don't own the G-boys, GW, MASH, or anything of great value.
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1) Wufei Loses a Bet *or* Wufei's Latest Reason to Kill Duo
(Sequel to `Heero Loses a Bet') 100 words
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W: *Grumbles* I don't know how--
D: *Sighs* You lost a fair bet, just like Heero. Now, unless you want to do a video...?
W: *Pales* Definitely not.
D: Then get going!
W: *Sighs and climbs into Nataku*
*Several minutes later*
Oz Soldier: General Treize, there is a mobile suit approaching. It's matched our speed, but it isn't attacking--
T: What suit is it?
OS: 05, I believe.
T: Keep going, he'll let us know what he wants.
*Nataku pulls along the ship's side, Wufei opens Nataku's hatch*
T: Come for another fight Wu--
W: *Grits his teeth* Excuse me, do you have any Grey Pupon? *Blushes, closes hatch, and flies away*
T: What the...?
(Notes: Parody of an American commercial for a designer mustard from a few years back.)
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2) Maxwell and Une-chan (I blame this Mel and Christy, BTW) 60 words, if you count 'Une-chan' as one...
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*Oz's interrogation room*
Duo: Une-chan! I never knew you cared!
Une: *Glares* I don't; you disgust me.
Duo: Yup! I discussed you with everyone I know and they all said you're disgusting! (1)
Une: Damn it Maxwell!
Duo: *Happily* Une-chan!
Une: Maaaaxwell!
Duo: UNE-CHAAAAAN! *Pause* Is this where we run to each other and kiss passionately?
Une: You *(*#(@&! $*@&!)%!
Duo: ...Guess I should have bought you more flowers, huh?
(Notes: (1)-I think I heard this first on `M*A*S*H'. Good ol' Hawkeye!)
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3) Car games with Duo Maxwell
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"This is BORING, Wufei!" Duo whined. "There aren't any other cars around. How are we supposed to play car games without other cars?"
"IF we play one game," Wufei growled, "will you shut up?"
Duo nodded.
"Fine, make a word from 'Late'."
"Ooo, that's hard...not much--let, ate, ale, tale--but if we *add* letters...dilate...undulate...copulate..."
"*Mutilate.*"
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